The Events! Part 5; A Four-Less Plan!
A/N: The Mansion actually is really far away but I've decided not to waste a bunch of time typing about hours of walking, also Nic Os isn't OC… not entirely… also just presume that the characters have been able to have food and water so far…
New A/N: This chapter is a retype, no more periods randomly everywhere... also like I've got shown above... Nic Os isn't an original character, not entirely...
^About a day later - The Mansion^
(Captain Falcon)
The group had met up at the foyer of the mansion after an hour of exploring, there was food, water, beds and a tall man named Keith (not saying it's me) who was apparently their butler… But they had just noticed that four people were missing.
"Alright everyone, we have a problem, three out of four of our leaders are gone!" DK says as everyone gathered around.
"Wait… we have leaders?" I ask.
"Yeah; You, Bowser, Zelda and Fox. All of you are the most mature and best thinkers of us all," Ness says.
"Why am I not a leader?" Link asked.
"If-a Zelda was here she would've groan."
"So... {short pause} What about Samus?" I ask.
"Oh yeah… I forgot about her…" DK says and almost everyone agreed, those who didn't were Captain Falcon, Ness, Pikachu the Ice Climbers and of cause of the missing four.
"Greetings everyone!" Omochao says flying into the foyer.
"What now?" Link asked.
"The next events that are available are called 'Spare Change' and 'Kirbys On Parade'!" Omochao says.
"I'll tackle the Spare Change!" I say.
"Sorry but that is a Ness only challenge," Omochao says.
"What happened to not rushing ahead?" Kirby asked.
"Uh… what do I have to do?" Ness asked worried.
"You have to get two hundred coins by fighting an intelligence level three Captain Falcon in a set time limit," Omochao says. (Made the three up, don't expect things to be the same)
"Oh… and how do I get coins?" Ness asked.
"The area is covered by an invisible mist that causing coins to magically appear when any organic tissue receives pain, it's really high tech and Lord S hasn't explained it to me fully," Omochao says.
"Seems like the average counterfeit way of getting money," Kirby says shrugging while also getting stared at by the more smarter members of the group.
"I… ah accept…" Ness says worriedly.
(Ness)
I appear back at Onett, wow! I'm home! My house (if you're a Ness fan then you'll know all this is completely made up since I know basically nothing about Mother) was near me, the one with the drug store sign on it... the neighbours houses were here… Captain Falcon was here… Captain Falcon jumped over to me and punched me, I slam into the left house, coins burst from my skin. I tried to grab them but Captain Falcon slammed his fist into my face, making coins burst out… and dazing me. He pulled his fist back while summoning flames and slammed it forward again…
{A few minutes pass}
Everyone appeared back and Ness collapsed unconscious.
"Guess he failed," Link says.
"NESS! YOUR MOTHER WOULD WISH SHE ABORTED YOU IF SHE KNEW HOW BAD YOU FAILED!" Omochao yelled at the unconscious boy. (Just a little reference to the games I know nothing about)
"What's the other event mission thingy?" Yoshi asked.
"Kirbys On Parade, it pits whoever wants to against three tiny Kirbys. Each one has three chances and is at an intelligence level of one, also you get only one chance."
"I suggest we should send out our weakest, save our strongest for the tough stuff!" Link says.
"Alright then, go-ah forth Link."
"You seem so much like Bowser saying that," Peach says hurting Mario's feelings.
"We'll go!" Nana and Popo say. (Don't expect them to do anything major in the whole story)
"Only one unless you have a good enough reason," Omochao says.
"If we go more then ten metres apart we turn into deadly polar bears," Both of them say sounding truthful.
"Oh god… stay together!" Link whispered moving away from the two kids and hiding behind Kirby.
"Probably not true but okay," Omochao says and the two vanished.
Everyone var the four missing people and the Ice Climbers appeared outside a large 2D fountain, three smaller puffballs were in there with the Ice Climbers. All three of them ran away from the two kids.
"Link…Link…Link…" A hypnotic voice says to Link who turns to see Yoshi near him.
"Are you hitting on me?" Link asked the dinosaur, it just flew away and Link smiled not caring whether anyone else heard the voice or not.
"Link… I… need you…" The voice says making Link smile.
(Nana)
Popo and I walk to the Kirbys and they jumped onto some platforms above us. We jump up and I slam my hammer at one. I miss and hit Popo.
"Sorry!" I say quickly.
"No, I'm sorry for getting in your road," Popo says.
"No, it was my fault," I say looking sadly at him.
"I should have moved so it was my fault," Popo says looking sadly back.
^While those two friendly argue over who's fault it was - Grassy Plains^
Bowser, Fox and Zelda had managed to regroup with Samus but whenever they attempted to leave the fountain Samus wouldn't follow.
"But come on! The others are probably losing without my kind words!" Bowser says.
"Oh you mean your supporting 'you suck's?" Fox asked laughing.
"Yeah, and also my fuck yous!" Bowser angrily says.
"Shut up you two! We just have to get stubborn here to get away from this fountain!" Zelda says red in the face.
"You three go without me," Samus says staring at the fountain.
"Argh! You are so stubborn!" Zelda yelled very annoyed. Zelda then starts to walk away but realises Fox and Bowser weren't coming with her. "You two coming or are you like Samus and have a fetish (object of obsession meaning not aroused by meaning) for fountains?!" Zelda asked meanly.
"Well uh," Fox starts and whimpered the next bit, "I think I feel more safe with her then you."
"I agree," Bowser says quickly.
"Fine then!" Zelda yelled storming off.
"Wait! Where are the others?" Samus asked suddenly.
"They followed someone named Nic Os, apparently for some safe house like place," Zelda snapped. Samus looked away from the fountain.
"Nic Os? Who is that?" Samus asked looking at Zelda through her visor as she stopped walking off to talk.
"Apparently the manual labour of this joint… what's with the water?" Zelda asked and Samus quickly looked back at the bubbling water of the fountain.
"Link… Link… save me…" A hypnotic voices says and a piece of paper flew out, Samus aimed her arm cannon at it but nothing happened.
"It's just paper!" Bowser says picking it up.
"What's it say?" Fox asked trying to jump high enough to read it.
"{Clears his throat} 'I need your help, quickly advance to thirty, and maybe a truce with better agreements can latter be made, yours truly, Cannon-dwarf.' I think that's how you pronounce it?" Bowser read.
"Ganondorf..." Zelda mumbled.
"Advance to thirty, what's that supposed to mean?" Fox asked.
"Event thirty, it must involve this Ganondorf guy… and Link. Zelda, who is Ganondorf?" Samus asked looking back at her.
"The King Of Evil and the holder of The Triforce of Power (and that's all the author knows about him), he's also Link's main rival who somehow gets beat by that idiot every time he steps out of line," Zelda explained.
"See! Even Link has a rival!" Fox says to Samus.
"We should get back to the others, the only brains there are an egotistical freak and a thirty year old," Bowser says.
"You mean Captain Falcon and Mario right?" Zelda asked.
"Yep."
"Mario's thirty?" Fox asked.
"NO you idiot! Captain Falcon," Bowser growled.
"How do you know that?" Fox asked.
"Mario is-" Bowser starts.
"I meant Captain Falcons age!" Fox interrupts annoyed.
"Well, I had to prove to him that I was older, he's only thirty something and I'm ninety two," Bowser says and Zelda, Fox and Samus and stared at him wide-eyed. (Except no one could see Samus' eyes)
"Wait what!?" Fox yelled shocked.
"You're… ninety two?" Zelda asked also shocked.
"You look older," Samus says staring at the fountain again...
^Ages later - 2D Fountain of Dreams^
"No it was my fault!" Nana says while the three Kirbyes cower at the edge of the stage.
"No it was mine," Popo says apologetically.
"SHUT UP! You two are like two little kids!" Link yelled.
"They are," Yoshi pipped in.
"Hey!" Both Nana and Popo say offended, "We were talking!" They both simultaneously say.
"Just fight them!" Peach says also annoyed.
"You two," Captain falcon says getting their attention, "Think of those spherical creatures as a bomb, those bombs will blow up both of you so to save your comrade knock those bombs into the red mist!" Captain Falcon says.
"I'll protect you Nana!" Popo says while Nana said that same except but with Popo's name. The two run at the Kirbies swinging their hammers wildly. The Kirbies quickly jumped over them. Nana jumped up and slammed her hammer into a Kirby, it flew into another Kirby and the two puffed away from the young girl. Popo whacked the third Kirby with his hammer and it smashed into the two puffing Kirbies, all three of them fall off the ledge and into the red mist. The three reappear and the Ice Climbers quickly chase after them...
{Six more Kirby deaths later}
Everyone reappeared at the foyer and Ness looked at them, finally conscious.
"Did I win my event?" Ness asked while Omochao flew over.
"YOU DID IT!"
"Yay!" Ness says jumping up and down.
"Whoa! Too bad I missed it!" Link says glancing cautiously at Omochao.
"If Bowser were here it would make some smart remark…" Kirby says.
"Then let me fill in for him!" DK says. "Link!" DK says to Link.
"Yeah what?"
"Ness failed, don't you remember him going out cold from the Falcon's punches?" DK asked.
"That wasn't a smart remark," Yoshi says kind of disappointed.
"Ness, do you wish to try again?" Omochao asked.
"I… um... okay…" Ness says.
"Wait Ness!" Captain Falcon says as he rushed over to the young boy and whispered something into his ear.
"Ready?" Omochao asked once Captain Falcon walked away.
"Yes!" Ness says with strange confidence. Everything then changed.
(Ness)
I appear at home and see the clone hopping to me. I flick my hand forward setting alight the racer, coins burst from him and then suddenly the whole area caught on fire! The very air was burning! Heaps of coins were combusting out of the clone so I quickly grab them while everything, including myself, burnt.
"What the hell is going on!?" Link asked shocked.
"Fire… fire…" Kirby mumbled, eyes focusing on the burning stage instead of the battle.
"Bowser would be so proud…" Mario says as he tearing up... because of the blazing light... everything then changed to the foyer.
"Did I…{very short pause} win?" I ask.
"You did, but because you used some fire like thing you lit the gaseous atmospheric fumes that allow the coins to appear on fire," Omochao says.
"Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika?" Pikachu asked? [So what did you tell Ness huh?]
"Not sure what you mean but I had told Ness to kick just below the stomach where my skin tight suit has no armour," Captain Falcon says.
"You mean here?" Link asked kneeing Captain Falcon in said location…
While this was happening Omochao flew away…
A/N: Sorry for another small chapter, soon they will get bigger! (They do)
New A/N: I mainly edited speech and text (plus the whole period problem), I would like to however say that some parts used to be in Link's perspective but for certain reasons I changed it to no one's perspective. Used to be 1811 words now 2070.
