The Events! Part 9; Dragon Assault!

A/N: Just saying, Ridley in my stories can morph into a human form.

New A/N: This has been retyped blah blah blah blah...

^Unknown Location^
(Roy?)
We sat, in the small cave that was our base until we would have to move again. After leaving the flatlands Ganondorf had directed us to the rocky area. The two brothers sat next to each other while Ganondorf and I sat on the other side of a rocky 'table'.
"Any thoughts on how to get-ah out of this place?" Mario asked.
"Marrrioo…" Luigi moaned.
'I believe that defeating the Primid will set us free!' I say… with no voice.
"Roy believes that defeating the Primid would somehow get us out," Ganondorf says to Mario and Luigi.
"Maybe we should do what Pichu did?" Mario says.
"WHAT!? You mean run straight towards the Primid at full speed and then vanish!" Ganondorf says enraged at the crazed idea. "Did you roar?" Ganondorf asked just calmly, only moments after his yelling.
"No?" Mario says confused.
"Noooise" Luigi moaned.
"Hey! Luigi spoke!" Mario says happily.
"We heard, and he can speak, just in moaning and one or to words," Ganondorf says standing up and taking out his long sword from its sheath.
"What's wrong?" I ask in no sound, Ganondorf didn't notice because he was looking at the only entrance/exit to the cave. A person walked into the cave.
"Who are you?" Ganondorf asked. The person wore all black, and had a black hood that drooped over their face, hiding all facial features, and they were looking down to keep the hood in place.
"A sassy sinner," The person says in a bloodcurdlingly unhuman voice.
"Aren't all sinners sassy?" Mario asked confused. The person looked up, their face was unseeable because of the overcastting shadows from their hood but two glowing orbs of red were visible where the person's eyes would be.
"Wait…" Ganondorf mumbled... "A sassy sinner… Assassin!" Ganondorf says holding his sword in a fighting pose.
"Too late!" The person screamed horrifically and held their arms out wide, their body was engulfed in a flash of white light and after it dispersed the person was now a dragon like creature. The dragon flew forward into the large cave, having more then enough room to fly freely inside. I unsheathe my sword and swipe at it, but it flew around me and grabbed Luigi in its huge left hand.
"Who are you?" The Dragon asked in the bloodcurdling roar that the humanoid figure from before sounded like.
"Marrrio!" Luigi moaned.
"Good!" The Dragon rasps and flew up off the ground. Ganondorf spun his sword around and threw it like someone would throw in a hammer throwing event. The deadly sword slammed into the dragon's side, bouncing off with some sparks. The dragon turned around and glared at Ganondorf.
"You know, I barely felt that!" It rasped and flew over Ganondorf, the rush of wind blew over the heavy knight easily. I held my sword ready and jumped up into the air, I stab the sword and the dragon flew up, the blade scraped across the seemingly metal exoskeleton. (Ridley is Meta Ridley) Sparks flew out showering me so I pull my sword back while I land down onto the ground. The dragon swooped at Mario, picking him up.
"Who are you?" It asked evilly.
"Luigi!" Mario cried out as he tried to reach out for his brother who was dangling in the beast's other hand.
"I don't need Luigi!" The Dragon rasped and threw Mario at Ganondorf while he was standing up. The dragon flew towards the entrance of the cave so I rush over and stand at the exit.
'HALT! You shall not kidnap one of my comrades!' I yell in no sound and the dragon flew passed me not even noticing I had spoke.
"Luigi!" Mario cried out, scampering off of Ganondorf and running towards me or the cave's exit.
"Wait! It's probably already too late!" Ganondorf yelled. Mario ran closer to me so I grab him with my free hand while I put my sword back into its sheath.
"LET GO!" He wailed trying to free himself from my grip.
'Sorry,' I say unnoticed.

^At Etatocoh^
The two Hunters were watching Ridley's assault.
"Strange that after so long they finally sent him to attack, did they not know of the four's location?" Hunter L asked.
"He was probably after Mario and mixed his brother up for him," Hunter O suggests.
"Hunters!" A voice says and the two looked over at the Hunter wearing a red spacesuit.
"Shachō!" Both Hunters say.
"How did you get out of the core?" Hunter O asked.
"I teleported, but after appearing somewhere in the base that I didn't have a map to I tried to teleport away, but the EMP must have fried my gear since nothing but the suit functioned," Shacho says walking to the two Hunters. (I'll just leave out the line above the o just in case Fan Fiction does remove it)
"Any new news?" Hunter L asked.
"Code Name Blue Mystery is planning on mixing some of the clones into one." Shacho says.

^The Asylum of Insane^
It was that time again, when Omochao would fly over and ask for volunteers. Everyone was in the newly named meeting hall (Dining room/long table room) but Mario, because he was still unconscious.
"Hello everyone!" Omochao says.
"Hi Omo," Link says waving from where he sat.
"Stop trying to swat your imaginary fly friends!" Mason says from where he sat next to Bowser, only Bowser sat with him because everyone else hated him... but Samus, who just stood alone and didn't care.
"I'm not! My friends aren't flies!" Link says actually seriously trying to defend himself.
"Quiet!" Fox says eager to get it over with.
"You can do event ten or eleven," Omochao says.
"Go on, tell us about ten," Captain Falcon says.
"The event is named All-Star Match 1, you have two chances to beat five clones, each clone has one chance and a level two intelligence, you will fight only one at a time and can't have any breaks," Omochao says.
"Then I'll go! I'm getting bored of seeing just the boys do stuff!" Zelda says.
"What about Samus?" About ten people asked.
"I didn't know anyone but Ness and Bowser cared about that metal thing," Zelda huffed and everyone vanished.

(Places are all the same but DK and Bowser's, he's at Battlefield not the Flying Ship/Platforms Aplenty-type thing and DK is the other DK place)

^Super Mario World stage^
(Zelda)
I appear in a weird place with strange blocks near me.
"BE CAREFUL!" Link yelled from outside.
"Shut up! You don't tell Bowser to be careful so why me?!" I yell.
"Because I'm not madly in love with Bowser," Link says.
"Ignoring," I say while some people, especially the younger ones, laugh. Mario was walking to me. "Alright now, you're going down!" I say and he stepped onto those weird blocks, he fell through and into the red mist.
"OH MA GAWD! ZELDA'S A JEDI!" Ness screamed.

^Jungle Japes^
The place flashed and I was now where the ape fought the smaller ape, said ape was also coming to me.
"Do it again Zelds!" Link yells. I groan and the ape jumped up and latched onto my face. I spun around also flaring magic our and the ape flew off and onto a rock protruding from the waterfall. I held my wrist back and make a glowing orb fly across the rushing water to the ape, I flick my wrist out and the orb explodes. The ape wasn't even phased by the magical explosion. It jumped across the platform and ripped off a log holding the platform's ground, the ape swung it and it slammed into my face, I flew back and into the water as it yanked me into the red mist.
"Great work Zelda!" Bowser yelled.
"Yeah you suck!" Pichu says, partially agreeing with Bowser so he could make a insult.
I land down from the platform and grab the apes neck, I use magic to send arcs of deadly poison into the apes body from its neck. I let go and watched the ape writher around until it got close enough to the edge to kick off. The world then flashed again.

^Yoshi's Island^
I appear at a small island with the green dinosaur Yoshi. It stuck its tongue out and swallowed me whole somehow... I heard a sickening 'plop' sound and found myself compressed inside a circular shape, I punch it enough for it to break and saw Yoshi waving to me while I fell into the red mist.

Omochao flew over. "ZELDA! YOU SUCKED SO BAD THAT ANY KINGDOM UNDER YOUR CONTROL IS DESTINED TO DIE!" Omochao yelled.
"Wouldn't that be ironic if Peach tried and failed this," Link says.
"Link!… I have a kingdom too!" I say left eye twitching at Link's stupidity.
"Wait… I thought that was Navi's… that lying fairy!" Link gasped shocked. (Just remember I don't know nothing about Zelda games)

^Unknown Location^
Ridley carried the recently knocked unconscious Luigi as he flew through the air. The green man was screaming and moaning so much Ridley had slammed him hard against a rocky wall, not even caring if he may have slammed him a little bit too hard, all he did was leave a large dint that was about double the size of the man's body. Ridley lands down at the spot Mewtwo was at, the genetically made Pokémon looked at him.
'Who's that?' Mewtwo telepathically asked.
"Mario… who else would I grab?" Ridley asked while morphing to a human form.
"This is the picture we were given of Mario, see the red? and the M?" Mewtwo says holding a picture of Mario in his telekinetic grasp.
"Oh…... FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Ridley screamed out and morphed into a Space Dragon just so he could kinetic breath whatever wasn't flat around him, that also being Mewtwo. But before Mewtwo was hit he warped away, leaving Ridley with Luigi in the Dimensional Gap

^The Ma- Asylum of Insane^
"So do you wish to try again?" Omochao asked.
"I'll try it, see if I can follow Zelda's example." Peach says smiling.
"Hey Link, where's the be safe?" Bowser asked mockingly.
"Yeah green shit! Where's that cry of pathetic-ness!?" Mason asked.
"Whoa, I was insulted by a yellow thing… THAT MUST MEAN I'M AWESOME!" Link yells fist pumping the air.
"Pika Pika? Pika Pika Pikpik Pika Pika Pika!" Pikachu says. [Does it? Then I won't ever insult you!] Everyone then vanished from the meeting room.

Peach appeared at the area with the strange blocks, Mario was walking towards her.
"Hey look! Mario's back!" Link shouts. Mario walked onto the weird blocks in-between Peach and him and he fell down into the red mist.

The place flashed and Peach was now at the wooden place on the waterfall. Donkey Kong ran to her and punched making Peach step back, she frowned and slapped the ape hard across the face, the slap also made the clone yelp out in pain. Peach then slapped it again.
"At least do something other then slapping!" Nana says."Yeah! This isn't entertaining!" Popo says.
"Shut up you two or I'll slap you!" Bowser says.
"Oh, standing up for the Princess are we!" Mason says to Bowser.
"Do a Falcon Punch!" Captain Falcon says while Falcon Punching the air.
"Eat your foes!" Yoshi says.
"Burn the wooden place!" Kirby says, his eyes getting larger with the very thought. Peach just ignored everyone and kept slapping. Eventually the slapped ape grabbed Peach's hand. Peach then pulls a metal baseball bat from her dress and slams it over the apes head with her free hand. DK stumbled back dazed and some people stared at Peach wondering how long she had that with her.
"I didn't know the dress had pockets?" Link says as Peach walked to the dazed ape and slammed the metal bat across its face, the result was DK getting knocked into the water and later the red mist.

The place changed to a small island and Yoshi stood ready to eat. The tongue flew out at Peach but it grabbed the bat, before Yoshi had a chance to stop he accidentally sucked his tongue back in causing the bat to slam into his throat and knock him off the island and into the red mist below.
"Is she always this lucky?" Zelda snapped obviously not in a good mood.
"Well, Mario does manage to save her every time," Bowser says.
"Save her from what?" Ness asked.
"Me," Bowser says while the place changed to the top of one of Peach's castles.
"This looks familiar!" Peach says to the others from inside the glass.
"Yeah! I remember blowing this place up with a Banzai Bill!" Bowser says with memories flooding through his mind. The others, despite not knowing what a Banzai Bill was, flew away from Bowser.
"Sounds like a less destruction version of my Super Missiles," Samus says randomly.
"I thought you said you only speak when needed!" Fox says.
"Shut up Fox! She's finally getting involved in useless conversations and you scold her!" Zelda says.
"I didn't scold her," Fox says.
"Look! Peach has a twin!" Link shouts and everyone finally looked at the battle, two Peaches who looked exactly alike were slapping each other.
"Who's who?" Captain Falcon asked.
"That's obvious!" Link says.
"Alright then! Who is who?" Zelda snapped annoyed at Link again.
"One is Peach and the other is Peach's twin!" Link says proudly. Bowser just laughed.
"I would say you're stupid Link but then I'll be comparing you to everyone else here!" Mason/Pichu says.
"This is getting nowhere…" Popo sighed and Nana agreed. The two Peach's were just slapping, not moving places at all.

^The Dimensional Gap^
Ganondorf, Roy and Mario were looking around to see if they could at least find Luigi or the dragon, Mario wanted revenge but both of the two taller people knew he would be too weak.
"Shadow Ball!" A loud voice says and a glowing purple ball of light flew into Ganondorf, it exploded sending the King Of Evil back a few metres while screaming in pain. Roy's eyes widened and Mario screamed in fear.
'Show yourself!' Roy yells without sound.
"What?" A voice asked confused.
'I said show yourself!' Roy yelled without sound.
"If you can't say it just think it!" The voice says. Roy then yelled to himself.
"Oh!" The voice says finally knowing what Roy said.
"Are you okay Ganondorf?" Mario asked running to the dazed Gerudo. Ganondorf stood up rubbing his head. A large white skinned thing appeared in front of Roy. "Flash Vision!" It says flicking its head forward, two sparks of light flew from its eyes into Roys. Roy then stepped back dizzy, to him everything was flashing and rotating.
"A new enemy huh? Maybe killed this will free us!" Ganondorf says unsheathing his giant sword. (Before anything thinks I mucked up my grammar, think to yourself, do YOU always speak 100% grammatically correct? Possibly but I don't care)
"My name is Mewtwo! And I am after Mario!" Mewtwo says.
"And I'm Ridley and I want to fucking kill all of you lying shitheads!" Ridley screamed swooping down and grabbing Roy in his giant metal hand. Roy shook his head and then looked at Ridley, his red eyes were now golden. Mario screamed and ran behind Ganondorf. Ganondorf just held his sword ready for Mewtwo. Mewtwo vanished with a bright flash and appeared next to Ganondorf. Ganondorf swung but Mewtwo vanished with another flash.
"Stay still!" Ganondorf roared.
"That doesn't seem like a good idea in my opinion!" Mewtwo says appearing a short distance from Ganondorf and Mario, he flicked his hands back and Ganondorf's sword flew out of his hands and floating in front of Mewtwo. Ganondorf growled and ran at Mewtwo, his fists glowing purple like the ball that hit him earlier.
"GANON-PUNCH!" He yelled and punched at Mewtwo, who just vanished making the sword land down near Ganondorf. Roy was having similar problems, he was slamming his sword against Ridley's arm but the dragon didn't even seme to feel it. He threw Roy at Mario and the two fell into a pile. Roy stood up and threw his sword, taking Ridley by surprise it hit his chest and got stuck. Ridley roared in pain and yanked the sword out with his mouth and threw it, accidentally back at Roy.
"You shouldn't have done that!" Ridley roared loudly and flapped his wings together, he then changed into a humanoid figure with black ropes and landed down safely. Mewtwo warped to Ganondorf and tripped him just after he picked his sword up, he fell dropping his sword and quickly stood up grabbing it, only to be tripped again.
"I love misusing teleportation!" Mewtwo says and kept repeating his tactic, he was smiling slyly as he did this.
"You're a complete bastard you know," Ganondorf says as he kept falling over and over.
Ridley held two swords and ran towards Roy, Roy quickly held his sword ready to block. Ridley swung his swords and Roy blocked both blades, he pushed forward and Ridley didn't move. Roy jumped back and swung his sword. Ridley blocked and swung both swords at Roy, Roy jumped away and threw his sword, it stabbed into Ridley's stomach, green blood oozed out. Ridley stifled a roar of pain and threw one sword up into the air, he caught the hilt in his mouth and used his now free hand to yank out Roy's sword, he then held all three swords ready to strike.
'How long did it take to learn how to do that?' Roy asked but was ignored. Mario threw some fireballs at Ridley from behind and the fire set alight his black robes.
"AHH! Don't do that!" Ridley sneered with a sword handle in his mouth. He quickly sheathed his swords and flicked his arms out, he morphed into the dragon form and the fire went out because the clothes vanished. Ganondorf had finally managed to stand up and avoid being tripped, he swung his sword at Mewtwo but the Pokémon vanished. Ridley then grabbed Ganondorf and held him close to his open mouth ready to fire his Kinetic Breath. Ganondorf just stabbed his sword into Ridley's mouth, green blood poured out and Ridley shrieked in pain. He dropped Ganondorf and flew off leaving a trail of green blood that splattered when it hit the ground. Ganondorf lands down onto the ground and looked over at Roy and Mario.
"Those two relied only on their cheat methods, like teleporting, so once we got used to that they had no chance of winning!" Ganondorf says while he walked to the two.
"Yeah, but it still worked!" Mewtwo says appearing next to Mario and grabbing him, he then warped away with Mario.
"Damn! They were after him! Why didn't they just say so! I would've let'em take him!" Ganondorf says angrily.
'How nice,' Roy says.
"Luigi and Mario have probably been taken back into those capsules back on the floating fortress, I consider them lucky, they don't have to deal with all this shit!" Ganondorf says.
'At least we injured the dragon,' Roy says. (remember, no sound)
"So!?" Ganondorf asked still very pissed.

^Around that time - Battle Field^
Peach appeared on the place the first ever event was at, Bowser stood on the other side.
"Hello Bowser!" Peach says.
"ROAR!" The clone roared.
"Hi Peach!" Bowser says from outside the glass waving, he knew she wasn't talking to him.
"She wasn't talking to you idiot!" Mason says.
"I know!" Bowser says. Peach got ready to slap but the clone rushed to her and grabbed her, it then shoved her head and neck into its mouth and ate her, Yoshi for some reason flew closer to watch. (I hope at least someone will get the link) Everyone, including Bowser himself, were freaked out when they saw this, Peach's screams didn't last long but blood erupted from the clone's mouth... After a few gruesome minutes Peach was fully gone, then she reappeared with one chance left. She landed down and slapped the clone hard. The clone roared and grabbed her, ready to eat her again.
"I preferred the boring slapping!" Both Ice Climbers say covering their eyes.
"At least Samus didn't end things so gruesomely!" Ness says also covering his eyes.
"Hmm, not nearly as gruesome as my accident a couple of years ago, I was so injured I… oh no ones even listening!" Captain Falcon says annoyed. The clone moved Peach closer to its mouth but Peach stabbed her gloved fingers into the clones eyes, it roared dropping her and Peach just pushed it off the ledge. It fell into the red mist and everything changed back to the dinning room… without Peach.

^Unknown Throne Room^
(Peach)
I appear in a different room, a large man stood in front of me and a gigantic Bowser was also behind him.
"Hello Peach!" A voice says.
"Who are you?" I ask.
"I am Blue Mystery, because you have completed this event you can challenge the second challenger, just tell Omochao you wish to fight challenger number two and you will be able to fight them," Blue Mystery says.
"Why are you called Blue Mystery?" I ask.
"Well, the only one who has properly saw me noticed I was blue, and a mystery to them, so they gave me that name," Blue Mystery says and I reappear back with the others.

"Whoa, must have had some delay," Fox says.
"Omochao," I start.
"Don't do anther event!" Yoshi yells worried about his Princess' safety.
"I wish to challenge the second challenger!" I say and Bowser's eyes widened, so did Fox's. Omochao's eyes went red and everything changed.

^At Final Destination^
Peach look around, Mario stood not too far from her.
"Hey it's Mario!" Bowser says shocked.
"No duh!" Zelda snapped.
"No I mean! This is how we save him from whatever happened to him!" Bowser says.
"Food poisoning?" Ness asked.
"He didn't eat anything that day," Captain Falcon says finally letting out his long held secret. Mario looked at Peach and threw a bunch of fireballs. Peach jumped up and floated in the air has they went under her.
"How long have you been able to do that?" DK asked.
"Well, that's why I never use my airships as a free roaming prison for her anymore," Bowser says. The Mario Clone groaned in annoyance and ran to Peach, he jumped up and punched her, she fell back and Mario kicked her head. Peach gasped as Mario threw Fireballs into her face, making her hair catch alight. Peach pushed Mario away from her while she stood up and quickly patted out the flames. Mario kicks her but Peach grabbed his leg and tripped Mario, he fell down but bounced up flipping. He landed down away from Peach and charged at her. Peach jumped up and Mario ran off the edge. He fell into the red mist and everyone appeared back at the dinning hall.

Peach and some others then quickly rush to Mario's room while Omochao flew off... they went in and found him awakening.
"You okay Mario?" Peach asked.
"Whoa, I-ah guess it was just-ah dream…" Mario says rubbing his head.

Added A/N: I can't believe how many gaps there's going to be... sorry if it looked messed up...