The Events! Part 11; Ukash's Fault!
A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry about not updating! It's just that my Laptop was hit with a virus that got passed my firewall! It was called Australian Federal Police Ukash Ransomware scam, luckily I got rid of it without having to delete anything (but the virus of course). Initially that was the reason but now it's just laziness and I've been using my faster laptop for other stories…
Also, this is the second time trying to do this chapter, the first time I just mucked up some things and made some events (not the actually event mode events) happen to soon, but now onto the story!
A/N: This has been retyped, certain things are different blah blah blah, I thought last chapter was the last messed up ones but I was wrong...
^Airship^
On board the Airship the 'inspector' (italic curse) casually made his way to his payers office. The airship seemed very empty and quiet to him, not even the noises of machines could be heard.
"…we cannot allow this to go on any longer!" A voice boomed from somewhere in the airship, the angry yell echoed through the skinny halls allowing the inspector to hear it easily.
"Seems like someone's arguing… maybe I should wait… new news about my job isn't good when my payer's angry…" The 'Inspector' says quietly to himself, his red eyes quite diluted (not as brightly red).
Continuing on the inspector heard about three different voices, one was notably that Master Hand, one sounded to be his payer and the other was unknown.
"…he is almost fully powered! Do you not see! *I* am capable of keeping charge until things are sorted out!" A angry snarl echoed. "YOU do not give the orders around here! Remember that it is only a temporary thing you having higher authority over me! Now stop all the nonsense and find out who keeps killing my staff!" Master Hand boomed. "Perhaps we should remove the burden of being a leader off of your soldiers! I can easily stall the drainage for long enough!" The unknown voice says, to the inspector this one sounded calmer but still agitated enough for a notably angry tone in their voice.
Moving on the inspector made his way to the office, behind the metal door was the source of the three voices.
"Do I knock or wait? Waiting will seem like eavesdropping but barging in could cost me my job." The Inspector mumbled and knocked anyway. The door opened and once opened the inspector could see who was in fact in the room, his payer, Master Hand and something that warped away quickly.
"Ah Shadow! Come in!" His payer says backing off from the door he opened and gesturing towards a couch. "Sit down and join the conversation," His Payer says sitting down on a stool near a table.
"I am surprised you found your way here assassin," Master Hand says while the inspector sits down.
"Understood, now what matters am I here to be discussed with?" Shadow asked looking at his payer.
"You no longer have to kill somebody…" His payer began.
Oh no! I'm fired!
"…but we need you still…"
Oh no! He's going to kill me!
"…we need you to act as an actual inspector and try finding out who keeps killing staff!" His payer finished.
Hmm… will he pay me extra?
"Will I be payed extra?" Shadow asked.
"You failed to do your actual objective so I doubt so!" Master Hand says.
"You will be paid what you would have been paid for killing Mario!" His payer says.
Hmm… I'll try my luck…
"No deal, either double or I'm leaving!" Shadow says pretending to be ready to stand.
"You greedy shit, we could kill you and you dare command for money!" His payer stated.
"Guess you need me though," Shadow says, his eyes slanting.
"Why do you say that?" His payer asked glaring at him.
Shadow smiled darkly, "Because you haven't laid a finger on me."
His payer then glared at him and Shadow glared back.
"We'll pay you your normal plus half!" Master Hand says, obviously wanting to keep me.
"What a great idea!" Shadow says clapping, "But I'll need access to every room and computer."
"Why would we give you access to everything! And why would you need it!" His payer asked.
"Because I won't make you lot pay more for… the inconvenience that would be accomplished to me by not having said access!" Shadow says smirking.
"You know what! You made me realise you're not just a greedy Prick! You're also a cunning and bastardised one too!" His payer says annoyed.
"Why do you think I make such a great assassin, I always get double pay!" Shadow says smirking at his hidden meaning…
^The Mansion^
Ridley (human form) was sitting on a red armchair behind a large wooden desk, Mario was sitting on a red armchair on the other side of said desk.
"Now Mario, tell me again, what did you see when you fainted?" Ridley asked.
"I saw Mason, he is a smaller version of Pikachu, soon I found some people, one was my brother Luigi, one was some guy called Ganondorf and the other was someone named Roy, Luigi could only moan and Roy couldn't speak… later we saw a big creature that got rid of Mason, so Roy and Ganondorf carried Luigi and me to a cave. Later while we were planning how to escape a Dragon came and stole my brother, so we chased but later were attacked by a teleporting, telepathic and telekinetic creature named Mewtwo, soon the Dragon returned without Luigi and both those two were fighting to get me, the dragon then changed to a scary human dude who had swords… We won but then Mewtwo appeared and disappeared, taking me… I remember seeing myself from outside my body be put inside a large tube… then I woke up… now {starts crying} everyone wants to kill me but keep saying if I stay quiet they won't!" Mario wailed and started to cry with his head on the desk.
Ridley stared blankly at the crying man, unsure how to shut him up but still get info from him… maybe soothing him would work? "Uh… don't worry, just keep telling me what you saw and you'll… be released early, you'll be free of all the events and whatnot…" Ridley says and Mario looked up at him with blurry eyes.
"R-Really?" Mario asked, sounding so pathetic.
"Yes, now tell me, what did the people you met tell you?" Ridley asked.
"That Blue Mystery is using a clone of Ganondorf as a guard," Mario sobbed.
"And?" Ridley asked.
"That the huge beast is called the Primid," Mario says.
"Oh really? Well Mario… did you happen to hear anything about… Kikki?" Ridley asked, saying Kikki after a short pause, he was told to pry out what Mario knew but doubted he was meant to mention Kikki at all, even if Mario knew who Kikki was.
"No, but I saw something scary when I was unconscious…" Mario says.
"What?" Ridley asked.
"As I was being put into the tube I saw a ghostly form watching Mewtwo place me in, the thing looked injured, it had glowing coils coming from its body and had its eyes closed, the scariest part was… it spoke to me…" Mario says, looking ready to either start crying or faint. Ridley sensed his heart slowing and saw his eyes change slightly, he was going to faint!
"Quickly, what did the ghost say?" Ridley asked leaning over the desk, his hooded face being revealed to Mario.
"AHH! It-it's you!" Mario gasped and stumbled backwards off the chair, landing down hard onto his back.
"What did the ghost say and you are free to go home!" Ridley yelled standing up and pulling out his two swords.
"It wasn't meant to come to this!" Mario says frightened.
"Good! Now fucking shut up!" Ridley says and kicked the desk over and onto Mario, knocking him unconscious… for a long while hopefully… "Good bastard, now sleep… sleep longer then ever before!" Ridley says about to decapitate him, the coded metal door slid open and Shadow walked in.
"New news, they want Mario unharmed," Shadow says and looked down, "I'll tell them the bad news."
"Wait, he isn't dead, just unconscious, he saw… never mind, you don't need to know who he saw… you aren't staff!" Ridley says putting his swords away.
"Not entirely true, my new job is fake inspector," Shadow says and pushed the desk off of Mario. "You best be returning to base, they probably want your newly acquired information," Shadow says picking up Mario and laying him against the wall in a sitting position.
It was tea time at the Mansion and Kirby was still dead, Mario was still missing and Krad was still gone.
"Are you sure you don't want ANYTHING at all?" Keith asked Samus.
"She won't eat because she doesn't want to show herself!" Zelda says.
"Maybe she isn't a slut like you!" Mason says and Zelda's eyes widened as she looked at the yellow rat.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Zelda yelled standing up.
"Get your ears cleaned, I was quite loud," Mason says, angering Zelda further.
"Cool it everyone! Very special guest will be here soon!" Nic Os says from his usual spot.
"Is it another orange haired boy?" Link asked.
"NO!" Nic Os yelled.
"Everyone is so quick-tempered here," Douglas says to the splattered remains of Kirby.
"That isn't healthy," Ness tells Captain Falcon.
"I doubt his blood will reach my food from this far Ness, get a grip," Captain Falcon says.
One of the two doors leading to the room (one on each end of the table) opened and the inspector walked in.
"Greetings lower life forms! I bring beneficial news involving the recent murders!" The Inspector says walking in, forgetting to close the door.
"You left the door open," Link says.
"Then if you are bothered by simple-minded things like that then close it." Shadow says and Link stood up, walked over to the door and closed it, he then went back to his seat. "Now!" Shadow says clapping his hands tightly together once. "I believe that the cause of the staff murders is because of someone in this room!" Shadow says.
"Whoa! You are soooo amazing! Not only did Bowser explain how Samus killed Ja everyone witnessed Captain Falcon kill Kirby! You are so skilful!" Fox says.
"I meant… Krad…" Shadow says and Captain Falcon looked at Kirby's remains worriedly.
"Why would someone kill the Medic?" Yoshi asked.
"Because they don't want a certain someone to be… healed," Shadow says eyeing everyone slowly before looking at his feet. "I believe… that the culprit… is Ness," Shadow says and glared up at the young boy.
"But I haven't done anything!" Ness says.
"Maybe that is true… yes that could quite possibly be true… but it probably isn't, so until further notice! Ness you are barred from using PSI!" Shadow says.
"Alright, not big deal," Ness says.
"HELLO EVERYONE!" Omochao yells flying into the room.
"Hey Ome-Me!" Link shouts waving.
"You idiot," Nic Os mumbled and slowly left the room.
"Wait up Nicky, don't you want to see who gets hurt?" Link shouts, getting no reply.
"I'm guessing that you would like to hear the newest event that is the lowest number?" Omochao states rather then asks.
"Yes," DK says.
"The event is called 'The Yoshi Egg', Yoshi is the only one who can do this."
"Okay, what do I have to do… YOSHI!"
"Protect a Yoshi egg from clones of DK, Pikachu and Fox for fifty five seconds, you can fall into the mist unlimited times and so can the clones, but even just one crack of the egg results in failure, do you wish to try it?"
"I have to so yes," Yoshi says.
Everything then flashed…
^Rainbow Ride 3D^
Yoshi appeared on a flying boat? In front of him was a Yoshi Egg, he walked to it and picked it up.
"GIVE ME!" DK roared and punched Yoshi, knocking him into a wooden pole, Pikachu then jumped over and tried swiping the egg, Yoshi kicked the rat away and saw Fox run to him. The clone jumped at Yoshi, who easily jumped up to dodge.
"Hey cool!" Link yells.
"What now?" Zelda asked.
"The place isn't two C!" Link says pointing, he was somewhat correct, the Flying Boat was different o the other places because it allowed more movement then just left, up, down and right.
"Good job Link! You said something correct… kind of," Bowser says.
The DK clone started to climb the wooden pole that Yoshi stood on, he was up on the highest spot with the Yoshi egg kept securely in his mouth. Yoshi watched as Pikachu jumped onto DK's back to try getting up and caused the two to fall down almost onto Fox, Fox looked up and pulled out his blaster.
"Uhnfhair!" Yoshi says and jumped off the mast before getting his face shot by Fox, he landed down safely and spun around to face the others, accidentally whacking Pikachu off the boat with his tail.
"Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika!" The real Pikachu says. [That looked like it hurt!]
DK then ran over to Yoshi and grabbed him, he pried Yoshi's mouth open to find no egg.
"Where did… it go…?" Peach asked.
DK growls and slams Yoshi into the wooden pole, snapping it and causing the pole to collapses onto Fox, crushing him. The Egg popped out from under Yoshi's tail and the Ice Climbers gasped while looking away, disgusted. DK grabbed the Egg but before crushing it everything vanished…
"Good job Yoshi!" Omochao says as Yoshi reappeared with the others at the dining hall.
"What a horrible tactic!" Bowser says looking disgusted.
"I know, I feel sick now…" Peach agreed.
"And to think… we haven't finished tea yet…" Ness moaned looking at his plate.
"At least SAMUS wasn't effected!" Zelda says.
"I've seen worse," Samus says.
"Would you like to try the next event?" Omochao asked.
"What is said event?" Fox asked.
"It is called Trophy Tussle 1, the challenger fights against three random clones of a intelligence of three each on top of a giant Goomba replica, everyone has three chances."
"Wait… a Giant Goomba? The fuck!?" Bowser asked.
"I'll try, I've been just watching and I think I should fight now!" Ness says.
"We should get Mason to go!" Zelda says.
"NO! Why would I help you lot!?" Mason asked.
"I'll go, it'll be fun to watch the clones go splatter." Captain Falcon says.
"NOOOOOO!" Nana and Popo screamed.
"Alright, I'll just decimate them," Captain Falcon says.
"Mario will go!" Mario says running into the room happily.
"You wake fast!" Shadow says surprised.
"Pardon?" Mario asked confused, obviously not remembering fainting.
"Alright, Mario will go." Omochao says and Mario vanished.
"Does he even know what the event is?" DK asked before everyone vanished.
Mario appeared on a huge Goomba, it was floating in space. Samus, Bowser and Captain Falcon were around him.
"Oh no! Mama mia! I've been cheated!" Mario screams as a super missile, wall of fire and a Falcon Punch all hit him…
"MARIO!" Omochao started…
"Oh god… not again…" Mario whimpered.
"You were so bad that you not only insulted Italians but humans!" Omochao yelled. "Now would you like to try again?" Omochao asked nicely.
"No thanks," Mario says.
"Where have you been!?" Fox asked pointing at Mario.
"Irrelevant!" Shadow says.
"Samus should go, actually… she should go for everything!" Bowser says.
"That sounds a bit like cheating…" Popo says and Nana nodded her head.
"Pikachu should go, I don't think it's gone ever," Yoshi says and Pikachu nodded while saying some things.
"Then it is decided, Pikachu is doing the event!" Omochao says and everyone vanished. (Just saying, Shadow doesn't vanish with them)
Pikachu appeared on a huge Goomba, Mario, Kirby and Pichu were with it. The three clones ran at Pikachu ready to attack. Pikachu jumped up into the air and shouted: PIK-KAAAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUU! A huge lightning bolt struck down onto the Goomba and blew everyone away, Pikachu then landed down power-drained. (Pichu was knocked off by a flying Kirby)
"Wow! That was pretty!" Link says and both Nana and Popo agreed. Mario reappeared and grabbed Pikachu, he threw Pikachu at Kirby who whacked it with his hammer. Pikachu flew through the air and into Pichu, knocking both into the red mist. Once Pikachu reappeared it spat at Mario, the electric spit hit his face and sizzled, the clone then collapsed dead with its face melted away. One last Mario clone appears and Pikachu repeats, killing it very quickly. Kirby pulled out his machete and ran towards Pikachu, who jumped over him and spat down onto his forehead, killing him. Another clone appeared and Pikachu killed it the same way. The last clone ran at Pikachu, it was Pichu. Pikachu spat but the electric spit had no effect, Pichu slammed into Pikachu and knocked the bigger rat off the edge, giving Pikachu one last chance.
"This is actually quite nerve racking…" Mario says.
"I know," Peach says.
The two Pokemon then face each other, staring into his others eyes before running towards one another, the two jump at the same time and shriek out a loud cry, two lightning bolts strike down and do no damage to the two, instead they slammed into each other accidentally and landed dazed on the Goomba's head.
"WAKE UP PIKACHU!" Zelda yelled.
"Why wake Pikachu? It could be sleeping peacefully?" Link asked.
"Because Pikachu has one last chance while Pichu has two!" Zelda says annoyed.
Pikachu then stood up slightly dizzy and walked over to the Pichu clone, one there Pikachu slowly pushed it off the Goomba. Pichu fell off and the clone reappeared with one last chance…
"GO PICHU!" Link yelled.
"Shut up Link!" Zelda yelled louder.
The two Pokemon then dart for each other and jump up trying to land on the other one, problem was they both jumped and missed each other, they landed down hard on the Goombas head and… POP! The Goomba vanished…
"Cool! Like old times!" Mario says.
The two then fall down into the Red Mist, Pikachu first because it was heavier…
Back at the dining room Omochao flew over to Pikachu…
"YOU ARE SO BAD AT LIVING THAT A FAKE VERSION OF A SMALLER YOU BEAT YOU!" Omochao yelled.
"Should I try again?" Mario asked.
"Did… did Pikachu speak?" Link asked Mario, who was for some reason standing next to him. Link was then slapped by Zelda.
"We need to focus, the events have obviously gotten harder now, so I think we need to place people strategically!" Captain Falcon says and most people looked at him. "So I've decided that we should go full out on everything! Give no event a chance! We need… A POWER BOMB!" Captain Falcon yelled fist pumping the air with flaming fists.
"You want to use Peach?" Link asked.
"No thanks," Peach says.
"Maybe you lot should use Kirby?" Shadow suggested and when people looked at him he smiled evilly… "Oh wait, someone killed Krad," Shadow finished laughing.
"Good idea!" Link says loudly.
"Make up a decision quickly or I will be forced to leave," Omochao says.
"Fine, Mason will go!" Zelda says eager to watch Mason be flogged.
"I don't want to," Mason says but Bowser grabbed him and held him up to his face.
"YOU EITHER GO OR I'LL EAT YOU!" Bowser roared loudly, Mason showed no sign of fear with this… unlike most of the people in the dining hall…
"Fine…" Mason says and Omochao made everyone vanish.
Mason/Pichu appeared on the Goomba with Link, Donkey Kong and Yoshi. All three clones looked around confused, not knowing where their enemy was. Pichu then jumped up high in the air and screamed loudly, a gigantic bolt of lighting struck down onto the Goomba, knocking every clone off.
Pichu then landed down on the Goomba and it popped, making Pichu and the reappearing clones fall down into the Red Mist. Since the clones had all lost a chance before Pichu, Pichu ended up winning.
Back at the dining hall Zelda was furious.
"YOU WON BY CHANCE!" Zelda yelled as Omochao started to fly off.
"Well, it did have one more chance left when it won," Link states.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" Shadow yelled and jumped up, he grabbed Omochao before it flew through a hole in the roof and landed down in-between DK and Bowser with the robot. "Do another event!" Shadow ordered the robot.
"I must report back to Lord Sonic," Omochao says and Samus thought of something, she didn't say anything but hoped that the others weren't too stupid to notice.
"No you don't! Make them do another event!" Shadow yelled and threw Omochao into a wall, because of how stable the walls were it just bounced off.
"The next event is Girl Power…" Omochao starts…
"I'll do it!" Link yelled and vanished along with everyone else.
(Link)
I appear on a floating fountain (another one from that earlier one, this one 3D) and see Samus, Zelda and Peach.
"Greetings! Why are you all here?" I ask walking to them, they seemed bigger then I remember…
Zelda then jumped forward at me and kicked me back, I fall back onto a electro thingy and was knocked forward into a metal bat, the bat slammed hard against my face and I landed down onto the ground with a blood nose, the blood dripping into the running water.
"Alright! That hurt!" I yell and pull out my sword angrily.
"He won't win." Bowser says and many agreed.
Link watched the three females walk closer to him before he jumped into the splashing part of the fountain, the clones jumped in after him and Link failed to stab them, they however then burnt up in the water. Once they reappeared Link pulled out a bomb and lit it.
"COME ANY CLOSER AND I'LL THROW IT!" Link threatened while he stood in the fountain, the clones just waited for it to blow up. When Link's bomb did blow up he was sent flying along with a bunch of water, which hit all but the Clone of the Varia Suit. Link reappeared and landed down next to the suit. "Alright Sam! You now fail!" Link yells and stabbed his sword at the metal clone, it slid off with some sparks and a metal hand grabbed Link's throat and started to choke him.
"Fail now you!" The suit says robotically and slowly walked towards the edge to drop Link down.
"Come on Link! You were going so good!" Yoshi yelled.
Link closed his eyes and then bit the metal hand, hurting his teeth and doing nothing to the clone.
"STUPID LINK!" Zelda yelled.
"Stupe it Link? Hmm… oh yeah! That move!" Link says and when he was dropped he 'barrel rolled', he then reached out and grabbed the last bit of the pole like thing at the bottom of the fountain.
"Now, if I use Minecraft physics I can swim up running water!" Link states and surprisingly only a few people groaned, they were the only ones who knew about Minecraft. Link let go of the pole and moved into the falling water, he stood straight and suddenly started to float upwards. "IT'S WORKING!" Link yelled oblivious to the grapple beam pulling him up. Once he was up the clone threw him against the ground and stomped hard on his stomach, Link screamed and withered around in pain, the clone however kept its metal foot down hard. It aimed its power beam at Link's head and fire, zapping the helpless idiot.
"Use your sword!" Peach suggests while she flew around for a better view of Link's pain, many people were happily watching the drawn out battle…
"THE MASTER SWORD!" Link yells but did nothing.
"It is over!" The clone robotically says and charged up ready to fire a Super Missile…
"No!" Link says and spat on the leg, his spit did nothing. "Come on, Pik did it!" Link says and felt the clone jump off his chest, it fired the Super Missile so Link rolled on the spot and the Super Missile hit Link's shield, somehow causing the Super Missile to be bounced off and fired back at the Varia suit, it blew the clone up and Link… WON!
^Etatocoh^
Hunter O and L were still at Etatocoh, watching the battles.
"Soon I will reach the gate, once there I will hold out until Hunter L deactivates the shielding, once inside I will set off searching for the Reactor Core, while this is being done Hunter O should be sneaking into the basement of the Energy Drainage Facility and take the Fusion Bomb, once acquired retreat back to Etatocoh and regroup with Hunter L! Stage yourselves there while I search for the Reactor Core! Once I find it I'll warp you two over and we can set the Charges on the backup shielding the core, once it is blown off we plant the bomb and get out before anybody notices! This is a dangerous plan but it is for our cause!" Hunter Shacho says through a transmitter.
"Understood Shacho!" Both Hunters say saluting, although Shacho couldn't see them anyway…
"When do we start the infiltration of the Energy Core?" Hunter L asked.
"Lee is very deadly and cannot mortality be harmed, meaning no matter how much pain he sustains he will not die, so you must be very careful when destroying the Energy Core, you will go once I reach the gate, that is so if I am found before the gate and can't send further instructions you will not be stranded alone with Lee." Shacho says.
"Understood." Hunter L says and Hunter O watched a screen turn static.
"Shacho! Something is wrong with camera X23!" Hunter O says and Hunter L looked at it.
"What is wrong with Camera X23?" Shacho asked.
"No signal, it appears someone or something has deactivated it or destroyed it!" Hunter O says.
"Where is Camera X23 watching?" Shacho asked slightly worried.
"One of the clone dormitories at Azure Falls!" Hunter L states and Shacho sighed.
"It is not a necessary surveillance zone, any idea on how it was disrupted?" Shacho asked.
"Last video imaging shows that the clones were acting normal and no clone proceeded any closer to the hidden camera then normal," Hunter L says watching a playback of the last moments of the camera.
"It appears we may have been spotted, I will carry out my duties quickly! So far I am at the Flux Station but the gate will be days away, I will keep you informed!" Shacho says and the transmission ended.
"What do you think happened to the camera?" Hunter O asked Hunter L.
"I thi- Incoming Transmission… playing it through on the monitor screen… NOW!" Hunter L says and the Inspector appeared onscreen.
"Hunters, I have news for you!" Shadow says and the two didn't respond. "They want me to be a real inspector now, I have also learned that Mario knows of Kikki, this is deathly bad news for both of the sides and us, Ridley also knows but he is… being taken care of," Shadow says with a sly smile.
"Good job Hunter S, Shacho will surly be pleased of your consistently good work, we may even pay double…" Hunter O says making the double crosser's smile get even bigger.
A/N: FINALLY NO MORE EDITING! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS!