The Events! Part 12; Competent Moron! P1.

A/N: Please note that the back stories of characters like Shadow do not apply to my stories, Shadow does have all those powers and did get 'created' but the other stuff is FAKE! Or not true in my stories… -_- Also, Competent Moron instantly came to mind when I checked what two events I (since I usually do two) am doing, and no… it doesn't relate to the Kirbies.

It was another day at the Mansion, Kirby was still dead but everything else was 'normal'. There was yet again another 'important' meeting coming up, what made this meeting more important then the other important ones is that Blue Mystery will be addressing them… personally! Some people were worried about this but a few had assassination plans already formed… one such person was Samus, who kept quiet like normal.
It was about morning (about eight) when Link walked into Mario's room, closing the door behind him after checking if anyone was watching.
"What is it now Link?" Mario asked slightly surprised that Link chose him to piss off.
"I have chortles!" Link says loudly but still keeping himself somewhat quiet.
"Here comes-ah long hour…" Mario sighed as he sat up in his bed.
"They have plans… good plans!" Link says strangely, his voice sounding mischievous and secluded.
"What now?" Mario asked as Link looked left and right worriedly…
"They may hear… us…" Link whispered as he slowly crept closer to Mario.
"What is it Link?" Mario asked annoyed.
"I see and feel the evil!" Link rasped.
"Explain yourself!" Mario growled angrily. Link just leaned in close and held his mouth just inches from Mario's left ear.
"They are giving us power, with this power… I hatch a plan… I need your help." Link whispered and then backed off, spun around and left Mario's room leaving the fattish man confused. After a few minutes of trying to figure out what Link meant Mario came to a conclusion: Link was losing it…

^Azure Falls^
Some of the high powers were sitting around a large table, no food was there but if there was no one would have noticed anyway. A black and red furred creature was one of the creatures sitting at the table of high powers.
"It is in my saddest regards but I have to inform you lot that Ridley has been contacting enemy forces!" Shadow says keeping his face stern as he spoke to the group, not only was his payer a stronger being then him but almost everyone at the meeting could probably own him in seconds.
"We acknowledge that Ridley has been accessing data he is unclarified for but do you have any proof he has been contacting our enemies?" A demonically twisted being asks as it fiddled with its long red hair.
"I doubt in you Shadow, you have proven that your trust is like water, it stays still until something powerful comes to disturb it, then it ripples and changes!" A mangled figure says, they had dried blood over their face and multiple bands of metal covering a portion of their face.
"Even I, your employer don't trust you Shadow!" Nic Os says.
"Coming from you!" Hiro says.
"Master trusts me more then you Hiro! For example, what have YOU been doing down in the basement the whole time? Building that Fission Bomb? HA! You think we are stupid or someth-" Nic Os starts when Redhead interrupts…
"You cannot connote (Careful, it means something different to denote) things like that! Kikki hasn't even seen you before!" The redhead says. (Nothing against redheads just I don't want to give anything away about these characters)
"Ridley knows about Kikki." Shadow meekly says.
"HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW!? Wait… the fuck do YOU know about Kikki!?" The mangled person asked enraged.
"I have access to all the databases." Shadow states and after a pause continues, "A condition of my services." He finished.
"Damn assassins, they always have to be greedy pigs don't they!" Lee says jokingly.
"If you are all so worried about my leadership then why haven't you challenged me then?" Nic Os asked angrily.
"Because you are deceptive, a perfect disguise for Blue Mystery!" Hiro says and laughed, "And besides… *smiles slyly* Lord Sonic wouldn't have it any other way." Hiro states as a high pitched beeping sound started.
"Sir, we are receiving a call from Ridley." The redhead says holding up a transmitter, the source of the beeps.
"Accept it, we can't allow him to think we don't trust him… even if he is to be trusted!" Nic Os says glaring at Shadow as the redhead threw the transmitter to him. (Nic Os) Answering it Nic Os looked at the screen as it changed to Ridley's human face. "Blue Mystery here, what is it Ridley?" Nic Os snapped.
"I have some dire news, we cannot trust Shadow, he has been contacting our enemies!" Ridley says and Nic Os crushed the transmitter in his now purple-flamed hand.
"I'll increase the energy drainers." Hiro says trying to keep things calm.
"I don't have time for this!" Nis Os says as he morphed into Blue Mystery. "They are expecting my arrival, soon I will bring them new power!" Blue Mystery states and warped away. As soon as he was gone Shadow looked at the four remaining people.
"I best be leaving, I have to find out who got Krad." Shadow says and warped away, leaving just Lee, Redhead, Metal-face and Hiro.
"Should we tell Master Hand?" Redhead asked.
"No, it'll be funner watching the whole staff screw each other over! Sonic may know we are the Overseers but to everyone else… ranks are twisted!" Lee says smiling.
"Funner isn't a word." Hiro states.
"But they do know the ranks." Redhead says.
"Not really, Nic thinks I've under Keith." Metal Face says.
"Keith… that bastard is quite high, I doubt Nic knows." Lee says.
"Lee, your plan will get everyone killed!" Redhead says.
"So, all we need is Kikki to live again! The Hands are just over seeing the project but we are the overseers!" Lee says.
"Then where is Lord Sonic at?" Hiro asked.
"Oh him…" Lee says smiling and after a pause continued, his voice sounding demonic, "He is what I like to call the bait…" (Many secrets I just revealed or hinted at, so why don't you take the time to reread all this… it may reveal something…)

^The Mansion^
Blue Mystery stood in front of a mirror in his small office in the mansion, he had to make himself look threatening… and having a cut nose didn't help his plan of appearing invincible. "Master, someone is walking passed the door!" Ganondorf says holding his sword ready.
"Shut up, I need to focus!" Blue Mystery snapped as he moved his blue hair off of his perky ears.
"What if they came in!?" Ganondorf says.
"Only alert me when they come in!" Nic Os rasped, slicing a strand of hair with his deadly claws.
"What if someone recognises you?" Ganondorf asked.
"I'm not going out in my true form idiot! Captain Falcon has seen me briefly, Bowser has too… but the others will just see my blue fur, hair, eyes and fangs and think that this must be BLUE Mystery's real appearance for sure! They are fools… but some do deserve credit, Mewtwo has told me their plans!" Nic Os says as he used dark magic to make his two fangs appear blue and slightly shorter.
"Mewtwo isn't smart." Ganondorf says.
"I know, he is stupid! But loyal." Nic Os says and jumped slightly as a loud knock came from the door, cursing under his breath for jumping Nic Os turned around to see Ganondorf block his view from the door. The door slowly crept open and someone walked in, blocked from seeing Blue Mystery by Ganondorf.
"What are you doing! This is a staff office!" Ganondorf yelled sounding mad to scare whoever it was.
"It's me you dolt!" The person snapped, Nic Os recognised the voice.
"Let him pass, he isn't who he appears to be!" Nic says and Ganondorf stepped aside letting the person through…

With only a few minutes until Blue Mystery's big arrival Fox was rushing around the mansion trying to find Yoshi, he knew Yoshi would be at the meeting when it started but he needed to warn Yoshi of his plan… if he could find him."Hey Fox! Hold it!" Captain Falcon says grabbing the running fox as he tried pushing passed Ness.
"I don't have time!" Fox says and tried to free himself from Douglas' grasp, he failed. "Let go!" Fox growled as he tried wiggling free.
"What's the rush?" Captain Falcon asked.
"None of your business!" Fox stated and bit Douglas' hand, his teeth hit the protective gloves and sent jolts of pain into his mouth.
"Calm down, just say why you were trying to push Ness down the stairs." Captain Falcon says.
"I'm trying to find Yoshi so I can speak with him." Fox says and just after he said that the loud speakers made a loud beep.
"ATTENTION, THE MEETING IS STARTING, ALL NON STAFF MEMBERS ARE TO GO TO THE MEETING HALL NOW… ANY WHO DON'T WILL BE SHOT DEAD WITH A STAPLE GUN!" Keith says through the loud speakers.
"Too late Fox, we have to go!" Captain Falcon says walking off towards the meeting room while carrying Fox with one hand, while he did this Fox cursed loudly.

^A few minutes later^
Everyone was seated and waiting for Blue Mystery. One of the two doors opened and Shadow walked in, he had a notepad with him and held a very fancy looking pen with it. "Mind if I sit with you Samus?" Shadow asked and Samus looked at him through her visor.
"I'm not sitting..." Samus answered from her corner.
"Fine with me." Shadow says and walked over to Bowser and Pichu, he then sat next to Bowser. "Hello lesser valued life." Shadow says to Bowser, who just ignored him.
Keith then walked to the newly put in stand (for sheets and to hold a microphone) and leaned in to the microphone. "Before Blue Mystery appears he wants to ensure he will be safe, so the usual Link Clone guards will be replaced with the Varia Suits copies." Keith says as the Links left, a few seconds after they left around twenty Varia Suits marched in and stood at set places, making sure to have at least one suit for every person. "I will also like to introduce you lot to Lee, he is the cloner." Keith says and Lee walked in, his arms and legs were as small as Lee could make them, Lee walked over and sat next to Fox. "Next to come in is Ridley, he is the counsellor here at the mansion, after the meeting you can speak with him in his office on floor three if you feel like you need to." Keith says as Ridley walked in, he was in his human form and made a point of brushing aside his cloak to reveal two swords. (He isn't wearing his hood though) Ridley walked over to the table and sat next to Link, because the seat was the closest to the door. "The next person I introduce is the one who helps make the mansion a better place and without them this place would be so unorganised! Their name is Hiro!" Keith says as Hiro walked in. Hiro just sat at a seat that was in-between two empty seats. "Now the last person before Blue Mystery! They play a very big role in our staff and keep all of us up to date with needed news! They are so important that they wish to only be addressed and known as Mars!" Keith says as a humanoid figure slowly walked into the room, they had very long wavy red hair that flowed down to just under their shoulders, they were wearing blood coloured robes and light blue fingerless gloves that made their red tinted nails stand out, their face looked like a normal human's except for their golden eyes.
"Do I sit amongst them?" Mars asked sounding demonical, when it spoke it revealed that it had no teeth.
"It is your choice." Keith says and Mars slowly walked over to a chair, Mars moved at about the same speed as Bowser would have. "Now… here comes the great monarch of power himself! Blue Mystery!" Keith says and stepped down, he then sat at a chair behind the stand. Two purple orbs of fire then appear near the stand, they spun around making a fiery circle before forming a creature with blue fur.
"Greetings, my name as you know cannot be spoken of, to you and all the staff I am known as Blue Mystery!" Blue Mystery says as most of the people stared at his strange appearance, he had blue fur, blue spiky hair, bloodshot eyes with silver pupils, two blue fangs and only a red cloak on. "Today I announce news of large value!" Blue Mystery says making sure to avoid eye contact with everyone… even the staff. "It is today that I allow you lot, pitiful beasts of little worth, the ability to access the internet through a personal laptop! This laptop comes with an auto-updating timetable plus internet access. Your internet access is monitored and limited! No access to social sites or emails, YouTube is fine but because of no emails you cannot makes comments or videos or the such! This is an act of kindness and a show of forgiveness so don't misuse it! I would also like to say that if asked by a staff member to give or show something related to the laptop you MUST listen! If you don't you'll be punished much like Yoshi has been for his… troublesome deeds…" Blue Mystery says smiling darkly as he mentioned Yoshi. It was then that everyone but Fox noticed Yoshi was missing, Fox had noticed straight from the beginning.
"What did Yoshi do?" Link asked and Blue Mystery glared at him.
"Not even worth telling scum if that helps explain his low deeds!" Blue Mystery says.
"In other words he was the one who killed Krad?" DK asked.
"We have proof to show he did that and more!" Blue Mystery says nodding at Shadow.
"Can we play games on the laptops?" Popo asked and Nana nodded her head excitedly.
"NO! Not unless given allowance by someone of Class Six Staff Ranking or higher!" Blue Mystery says sternly.
"Who has that rank?" Zelda asked eager to see who was important.
"Keith has level five, Lee has level six, Hiro has level nine, Mars has level nine, Nic Os has level two, Master Hand has level seven, Crazy Hand has level seven, Krad would have level five, Ridley has level six, Shadow has level ten because he is a detective but he is not allowed to allow games, I have level eight, Ja would have had level seven, a staff member by the name of Mewtwo has level seven, a staff member called Giga Bowser has level seven, a staff member called Ganondorf has level seven, a staff member by the name of Kikki has level ten." Blue Mystery says and then realised he shouldn't have mentioned Kikki.
"What of Omochao?" Ness asked.
"LEVEL ONE!" Blue Mystery yelled in anger at the stupid question.
"Is that everyone?" Captain Falcon asked.
"Yes! That is every fucking staff member!" Blue Mystery yells.
"Interesting… I'll keep note of that." Captain Falcon says as he pieced together something Samus had already figured out.
"That… is all!" Blue Mystery says and warped away. Mars then imploded into a ball of fire that quickly burnt out into nothing. Shadow just stood up and left, his notepad filled with notes… notes that Bowser had read. The rest of the staff left leaving just Keith, Lee and the prisoners.
"Lee, isn't it time you go back to your duty." Keith states.
"I just want to speak with one or two people here, you can go now… I believe I heard a smoke alarm go off." Lee says as a smoke alarm goes off in a nearby room.
"Damn clones… trying to cook!" Keith mutters and quickly left to see if there was a fire in the kitchen. After he was gone Lee stood up and walked to the stand, he then looked at everyone.
"I'll just like to say some things, first… Fox your bomb didn't go off because we knew about it, Zelda we had made sure to restrict your magic so you wouldn't attack us, Bowser we made sure to drug your drink earlier with some stuff that stopped you from breathing fire… like you had planned to do until you figured out you couldn't! Oh and we deactivated your arm cannon Samus so you wouldn't-" Lee says as Samus shoots the ground in front of her to show that her arm cannon was working. "um yeah… so you wouldn't do just that…" Lee says.
"How did you know my plan?" Fox asked shocked.
"I am Lee!" Lee states and after a brief pause: "I also have access Mewtwo who can read all of your minds…" Lee finished.
"Alright Lee, I know you blabbed on Yoshi!" Fox says pointing his Blaster at Lee."Fox? You think of me as a blabber? I'm hurt!" Lee says, his always changing voice sounding truly hurt.
"What are you two talking about?" Captain Falcon asked and most people looked at Fox.
"Foxy boy here is the true killer, he got Krad!" Lee says smirking, his voice sounding innocent.
"I was blamed for that!" Ness says very annoyed, he wanted to hurt Fox but knew better. Lee gave a nod to Fox and then made a purple orb in his right hand, it sparked and fluxed making long unearthly howls as if something truly grotesque was inside it."Goodbye you lot, be safe and don't forget about hunger gee to tee!" Lee says and somehow made the orb expand, it quickly enveloped him and with a flash he vanished inside it, the vortex thingy then faded away.
"Alright Fox! Explain!" Zelda yelled glaring at Fox.
"I wanted to uh… try taking things into my-" Fox starts but was stopped when Captain Falcon slapped him, the slap was so strong Fox fell out of his seat.
"Kirby is dead and staying dead because you tried to act without anyone else's help! Now you've got Yoshi in trouble too!" Captain Falcon says through gritted teeth.
"Cool it everyone, we can't fight amongst each other!" Donkey Kong says quickly pulling Captain Falcon away from Fox.
"Easy for you to say! You haven't killed a blob!" Captain Falcon says glancing at the wall Kirby was squished into. Samus left, for some reason glancing at Zelda. Zelda had noticed this and decided to follow Samus…

^A few hours later - Ridley's Office^
Ridley was reading an internet page about how to council when the door opened.
"Hello Ridley, mind if I talk with you?" Someone says, Ridley glanced up and saw someone with blonde hair and royal clothing.
"Ah, Hello Zelda, what brings you here?" Ridley asked.
"I've been having some troubles and I want to discuss them with you…" Zelda says keeping her hands buried deep in her pockets.
"Sit down then!" Ridley says keeping his voice kind, he then used his left leg to push the chair forward, Zelda sits down and looked at Ridley, she also noticed the painting of a Metroid behind him.
"I need your opinion on something." Zelda says.
"What?" Ridley asked.
"That Samus person… should she be trusted?" Zelda asked looking deep into Ridley's eyes.
"I would like to say no but she is part of your team." Ridley answered as he glanced away from Zelda's piercing stare.
"Why would you want to say no?" Zelda asked, her hands still hidden.
"That suit of hers, also she isn't the most sociable person... has she ever gave her opinion on doing something without forcing her way? Like... respecting others plans?" Ridley asked.
"No, she hasn't but that's irrelevant... what is relevant is the fact that the staff fear her..." Zelda says trying to look at Ridley's eyes, he however didn't want to make eye contact.
"They do fear her, I'll hate to see her go out of control... she could pretty much get away with murder!" Ridley says looking back at Zelda.
"Good to know, {short pause} Ridley old pal!" Zelda says pulling her right hand out of her pocket, attached to the end of hand was Samus' armcannon.
"Huh? Samus!" Ridley screamed and quickly back-flipped out of his chair, he landed on the very thin border of the Metroid Painting and pulled out his twinblades.
"Die Ridley!" Samus sternly says shooting a few uncharged shots at Ridley, he quickly blocked each shot with his metal blades. "I was surprised to see you here! Didn't think you would have lived that Chozo laser show! (Metroid Prime ending)" Samus says firing a missile at Ridley, he quickly jumped off the paining and landed near the left wall. "Sad to see you've been reduced to a human!" Samus says firing a few more missiles at Ridley, she was surprised at his increased speed for he was able to dodge missiles at close range. The left wall he was standing in front of blew up revealing the room next door. (An empty office)
"You're stupid Samus! Challenging me without your armour!" Ridley scolded and did something Samus didn't expect him to be able to do as a human... breath fire. The cloud of fire engulfed Samus. "See Samus! That wouldn't have hurt if you had been wearing your... god dammit!" Ridley yelled as he saw the smoke clear, under Zelda's clothes had been her Varia Suit, just without the helmet. Samus charged up the Power Beam and fired a shot at Ridley, he jumped aside and continued jumping onto things in the room, getting closer to Samus. (Remember this is a small office)
"DIE!" He yelled lunging at her, he swung both blades but was blasted back into the back wall by a charged power beam shot. He jumped onto a pot plant and begun his fast jumping tactic again. Samus leaned back as she morphed into her Morph Ball form, she then quickly boosted under the table and out the other end. She stood up and spun around to see Ridley land on the table, just as he did the Morph Ball Bomb she had planted blew up the middle of the desk, making Ridley stumbled down. Before he could regain balance she fired a Super Missile into his face, the blast would have decimated a normal human but since he was only a humanoid creature he had much harder skin, instead his fancy suit was burnt off revealing a black all-body suit that looked like a wetsuit but must have been made of something very strong. (To withstand a Super Missile)
"This is taking longer then expected!" Samus hissed before changing beams, she fired a with shots of Plasma at Ridley as he grabbed his swords, the Plasma shots moved faster then normal Power Beam shots so he barely managed to jump away with his swords. (She has the Beam Weaponry from Metroid Prime One, that being the Wave, Ice and Plasma beam) Ridley threw a sword at Samus but she shot it just right to put it off course. Ridley then jumped at her while spinning, his blade making a grey blur. Samus morphed and quickly boosted through the broken table (breaking it more) to avoid him, she morphed near the door and aimed at Ridley again, charging her Plasma Beam.
"I'm sorry, I can't let you do that!" Mewtwo says appearing in front of Samus, who just fired the Charged Plasma shot anyway. The ball of Plasma floated in front of Mewtwo, his eyes glowing purple.
"Mewtwo! I'm glad you're hear but can you just kill her already!" Ridley yells brushing himself off while a purple telekinetic cage appeared around Samus.
"That breaks protocol." Mewtwo says making the Plasma ball dissipate harmlessly.
"Surrender yet Samus?" Ridley asked approaching the cage as Samus desperately tried blowing it up, even Power Bombs failed.
"Fine!" Samus spat (not literally, I know some people would probably be confused) as she morphed out of her Morph Ball form.
"Good... {medium pause} So what did you do with Zelda?" Ridley asked.
"Closet, you can tell her what you did to her clothes." Samus says.
"I'll be taking you to Lee so he can get a better clone of your suit." Mewtwo says warping away with Samus.

^Clone Factory^
Mewtwo and Samus appeared inside the factory. "I'll do my best to lower your punishment, for now just do as Lee says." Mewtwo says telekineticly to Samus as he warped away, leaving her stuck in a small door-less room... just in her Zero-Suit. (The one not from Other M or Brawl [I don't like how they designed a certain part])

^Around an hour later - The Mansion^
Link was in his room, they had been given the laptop and Link was quickly putting his plan to action. First he used Task Manager to pause the program used to monitor him while he briefly downloaded some programs, he then un-paused it while he activated one of the programs he secretly got. The program -named Hidden- was designed to make the spying program see only certain programs, thus allowing him to act undetected without suspicion. Another program he put was a coding one that would have normally been blocked but Link skimmed around a loophole, after toying for a bit he fixed up a executable that allowed 'Hidden' to start up on start up without him having to manually do anything. After this he quickly shut down the laptop to make a restore point if needed...
"Hey Link!" Mario says walking in to his (Mario's) room, he walked over to the bed before realising what he said. "Link what the hell are you doing in my room on my bed!?" Mario yelled as Link stood up from Mario's bed, which he had been sitting on.
"Plans..." Link says leaving with his laptop, Mario groaned when he saw his own laptop next to where Link had been sitting.
"Knowing Link he probably somehow put malware on by stupidly mucking around and bypassing the security..." Mario muttered and decided it would be best to check out his laptop. Mario sat on his bed and started up the laptop, wondering how Link knew his password for login.
After logging in Mario looked at the Windows Background and the applications on it, nothing was changed... No new programs, no changed names or added files and no random empty folders... "Hmm... what are you up to Link..." Mario muttered, just then a window opened up with a message.
Link: Hey Mario, please reply so I know this works, don't worry abut them moniteroing us, this program wont apear!
"Know how did he do that..." Mario mumbled typing a reply.
Mario: DFAQ Link? How'd you do that? And why?
Sure enough, Link replied after a brief moment.
Link: Secret, but I have a plan and can only trust you... I know what's happened with yo'she and need your help, in?
Mario: No! I don't even know what your plan is! And we'll get in trouble! We probably are already in trouble!
Link: Cool it, I made shore to stop them from being abled to moniter this, I downloaded some softwhere for you so worry about the moniteroing sistem,
Mario: How did you set this up? And are you really Link or just a staff trying to trick me into doing something... 'wrong'?
Link: Trust me, I'm link, I just really need your help... you have been to the void and know of ganondorf, we know each other and I want to use you to get to him, but first I have a plan for something... just follow this link.. don't worry about the moniteroing thing... it can't see internet anymore! (puts a link in) :3
Mario: If I must! But please, learn to spell!
Mario then clicked the link and a download started... "What have I done..." Mario says on the verge of crying...

^Two hours later - The Mansion^
Every prisoner except for Yoshi, Samus, Zelda and Kirby met up at the meeting room, it was the arranged time for an event. The timing kind of annoyed Keith who was trying to vacuum.
"HELLO EVERYONE!" Omochao yelled as it flew into the room.
"We seem to be lacking members..." Captain Falcon states.
"Strange that Zelda is missing..." Fox says shrugging.
"At least no one will yell at me now." Link says getting a glare from Bowser, Mario just eyed him suspiciously.
"I WANT TO SPEAK!" Omochao yelled getting their attention.
"We do too!" Popo yells.
"SO IF WE YELL DO WE GET TO TALK TOO!?" Nana screamed after him.
"Silence, I want to hear the newest challenge!" Bowser says angrily, making the two young kids hide behind DK in fear.
"The two events that can be attempted that are yet to be done are 'Kirby's air-raid' for Kirby only and 'Bounty Hunters' for Samus only." Omochao says.
"Those two are missing!" Peach points out.
"Then get them or stay stuck." Omochao says.
"Can't we just move on?" Ness asked.
"No, you can redo another event if you please." Omochao suggests/offers.
"No... we don't want to feel pain..." Fox says.
"I may, pain feel soft." Link says.
"Alright! Let me help you!" Bowser says punching Link, the punch was strong enough to knock him off his seat.
"Take a seat Bowser, you need to stay calm." Pikachu says, but to almost everyone it was just a bunch of Pikas and Chus.
"Shut up, my brain hurts." Link says from the ground.
"Link, can you please stand up so I can clean." Keith says as he stepped in front of Link with the vacuum cleaner, Link stood up but didn't sit back down.
"Ever wonder why we were chosen and not some other group of randoms?" Fox asked. (I know it's a fake word, people use them sometimes!)
"Not really, I just think about leaving." Bowser says.
"I do." Donkey Kong says.
"Same." Peach says.
"Shut up Link! I know you're going to say something even stupider then the rest of them!" Mason says but Link spoke anyway.
"I usually think about how we got caught." Link says.
"Stop chatting and pick an event!" Omochao yells.
"We can't until Kirby is alive again!" Mario says.
"Or Samus arrives..." Captain Falcon says hoping he won't be entirely blamed for the standstill.
"At least she can come back, because of Falcon over here we won't ever leave! Like what's the point of going on now?" Ness states crossing his arms.
"Quiet Ness! I didn't mean to!" Captain Falcon says.
"Sure, your arm just spazzed out and punched him, I've been punched by that before so I know how you charge your fist and then slam forward, it takes a few seconds!" Ness angrily says.
"Everybody just calm down! You're acting like Zelda!" Donkey Kong says clapping loudly a few times.
"This is boring, I want to play laptop." Nana says.
"Play what? Solitaire?" Mason asked laughing.
"Spider!" Popo says correcting Mason.
"ARGH! WHERE!?" Link screamed as he jumped onto the table, swinging his sword a few times before being pulled out by Keith.
"No standing on the table!" Keith ordered.
"What if I crouch?" Link asked while Bowser whispered something to Captain Falcon.
"{To Captain Falcon Quietly} Think we should check Samus' room?" Bowser whispered.
"{Back to Bowser Quietly} Sure, no one will see us leave." Captain Falcon quietly replied, he stood up silently and sneaked to the door... Bowser on the other hand stood up and accidentally got his large foot caught on the Vacuum Cleaner's nozzle, he fell back breaking the wooden chair, all this making a lot of noise.
"Going somewhere?" Keith asked as he picked up the head of the vacuum, it had detached itself from the nozzle when Bowser tripped on it.
"I'm going with Captain Falcon to find Samus... {long silence while Bowser tries to get back up} Anyone going to frick'en help me up!?" Bowser yelled. Donkey Kong then grabbed his right arm and lifted him upright. Bowser tried to brush the impaled wood off of his shell, bits of chair fell from the spiky shell while he did this.
After the two left Samus appeared with a flash and landed down onto the ground, her metal suit making a small clanking noise on impact.
"Samus?" Peach says shocked at her sudden appearance.
"Don't ask." Samus says as she jumped off of the table and stood in her corner.
"Hello Samus, if you wish to proceed through the events you must choose event number 17, named Bounty Hunters." Omochao says.
"What must I do?" Samus asked.
"Fight a fellow bounty hunter for the bounty on Bowser!" Omochao says.
"That isn't very descriptive." Mario says.
"Sure it is, you fight a clone of Samus while Bowser watches." Peach says.
"I'll do it once you explain more." Samus says.
"You must beat a clone of Bowser, you have an ally however, that ally is a level seven Captain Falcon... Bowser also is level five but won't attack back unless he needs to. You have a handicap of weakness II, meaning you are hurt easier and won't do nearly as much damage when attacking the clones." Omochao says.
"Damage? You make it sound like a game!" Ness says laughing.
"Damage happens in real life too." Peach says thinking of her poor castle all those times Bowser attacks.
"How do I win and how do I fail?" Samus asked.
"Just get on with it!" Fox says.
"You win by knocking Bowser into the red mist, you lose by falling into the red mist, knocking Captain Falcon into the red mist or by Captain Falcon knocking Bowser into the red mist. You all have one chance and if Captain Falcon falls into the red mist because of Bowser or you you won't be penalised with failure." Omochao says.
"I'm ready then." Samus says and everyone in the room but Keith warped away...

A/N: Just ending this now so people know the stories still lives, part two of the chapter shouldn't take as long as the last update took... Bye.