Emmett's pov.
I was sat in my room waiting for Bella to arive singig in my head whyy are we waiieting weeeeee are sufficatting why aree we waaaaaiiting, IM GETTING BORED. I waz getting BORED so I looked over at tha gold-fishy I had just bort. His name was chip. He was thee bestest fishy eva! Chip was looking a bit tiredy tho so I fought I'd sing to him.
"Juuuuust keep swimmin, just keep swimmin, just keep swimmin, swimmin, swimmin, and swimmin." After that I decided that I would try bellies experiment on Chip. I spat into a cup and then poured it into Chips fishy bowl... I thort that he wud no what to do wiv it. He wood be a vampiery fishy soon. But *sniff sniff* he died boohoo. He juzzed flowted to thee surfaze of thee fishy bowl.
I herd a crash.
"BELLIE-BEAR!"
(AN//poor Chip, poor Emmet! Ps. The story will get funnier in the next couple of chapters… we think the next bit is funnier anyway!!)