The Events! Part 14! Competent Moron! P3!

A/N: Since I have revealed Link is in fact not an idiot let me get something straight, Dark Link IS an idiot, why? Because he is mainly made up of just Link's strength and strongest form, very little of his intelligence was stringed in. Also, the Young Link from Melee will be slightly different to what people would have thought... by that I mean it won't look like a younger Link.

^Azure Falls Throne Room^
Blue Mystery was mad, how dare Lord Sonic change his plans on him! But at least he had the courtesy of giving him a choice in the plan's offspring. In front of Blue Mystery stood Giga Bowser, next to him Ganondorf, who was holding the unconscious body of Dark Link.
"Hello Link," Blue Mystery says to Link, who should be behind Giga Bowser. To Link it seemed like Giga Bowser's stomach said it.
"Hello eaten person," Link says.
"God dammit, now Link... what you just fought was a darker, stronger, stupider {mumbles: surprisingly} and... I don't know another adjective but anyway, another you!" Blue Mystery says.
"I know, and hey! It's here too!" Link says looking at Dark Link, he then noticed who was holding him. "Ganondorf! What brings you here?" Link asked.
"Focus on me you idiot!" Blue Mystery yelled.
"One moment Bowser's launch," Link says walking to Ganondorf.
"Move again and you die!" Mewtwo says warping in, his fist glowing purple while he telekinetically held Link in place.
"I can't move..." Link gasped, only his head able to move.
"You even tried after I threatened you?" Mewtwo asked.
"Yep, I thought you were joking, having an appearance like that made me th-" Link started.
"SILENCE! I am trying to speak!" Blue Mystery yelled from behind Giga Bowser.
"Am I really just a wall?" Giga Bowser asked without moving.
"Go on then," Link says.
"Dark Link's life is at your hand," Blue Mystery starts and Link looked down at his immobilised hand.
"Metaphorically," Mewtwo says quickly before Blue Mystery spoke again.
"Now, you can choose to let him die, kill him or to make him part of your team through usual means," Blue Mystery says.
"If I choose die do I get to kill him?" Link asked.
"That is what the kill him option is for," Blue Mystery says slowly, controlling the urge to kill him.
"He can live, I've always wanted a clone that looks exactly like me, now I can compare my skin if I get a tan!" Link says excitedly.
"He's black," Blue Mystery says.
"Don't be racist," Link says.
"Alright Ganon, let him go! And Mewtwo, warp Link back to the Asylum of Insane," Blue Mystery ordered...

^Shortly after last chapter ended - The Mansion^
Link appeared with a brief flash of light in the Meeting Room. "Did Blue Mystery offer you a challenge? If so let someone else do it!" Bowser says, knowing why Peach and him had 'pauses' between ending the event and coming back.
"He didn't, he said they'll join through normal means," Link says.
"That means the fight system," Captain Falcon says.
"What are you two going on about?" Mario asked, having never witnessed the 'challenger' battles.
"Who should go?" Peach asked.
"I should!" Bowser roared.
"Why don't I go, I haven't really done much of anything," Ness says.
"You can't do much of anything, you're as useless as Pikachu and Mason, but still better then those two!" Fox says pointing at Popo and Nana daydream.
"Maybe I should go, I'll do anything to get forgiveness! Maybe if I impress them they'll hire a doctor!" Captain Falcon says.
"No thanks, we want the ally," Donkey Kong says.
"It'll be a clone remember," Peach says.
"Good point," Donkey Kong says.
"Maybe... Samus should go?" Ness suggests.
"Idolism," Bowser scornfully huffed.
"I don't feel like it," Samus says.
"Damn you Samus, do something for the team for once!" Zelda says.
"Like strip you naked, steal your clothes and get them destroyed?" Link asked.
"Shut up Link! Wait... how do you know about that?" Zelda asked, Captain Falcon quickly looks away as Zelda glared at him.
"Cappy Falco," Link says making Fox remember something.
"Falco is so going to kill me if I live through this..." Fox mumbled.
"You guys do know Omochao left... Right?" Samus says.
"Oh... whoops..." Captain Falcon says rubbing the back of his neck.

^Azure Falls^
Escalus sat hidden in his/her room, the only light was given off by his/her crystal ball, the glass ball depicted the scene that was happening at the Asylum of {the} Insane.
"Link you are a cunning one, not even Mewtwo knows of your trueness!" Escalus mumbled to himself/herself. A sound erupted from Escalus' door in the form of two quick taps. "Who is it?" Escalus asked.
"Come forth it be me!" A voice says from outside the door, after a short pause they spoke again. "My Prince, I assure you it is I! Make haste and unbolt this thing or I shall leave along with my news!" The voice says making Escalus stand up, his long dreadlocks brushing against the crystal ball as he walked to the door.
"State your name!" Escalus ordered as he quietly lifted the doors bolt. (the lock)
"State my name? Are you really not rec-" The voice says but stopped when Escalus pulled open the door quickly. "Escalus! You really joke too much! But I fear the time for jokes isn't now!" A person wearing a sort of knight like armour says, no part of skin was revealed except for on the helmet was a long vertical gap for their eyes to see out of.
"Hurry in now, I don't have all day!" Escalus says irritated at their guest's rudeness. The person walked in and Escalus closed the door behind him.
"My Prince, a letter as arrived from Lord Sonic, as per instructed I have already opened it and made sure nothing harmful was contained," The knight says holding a letter out for Escalus to grab.
"Lord Sonic? This is unusual, what would he want?" Escalus says grabbing the letter and taking the piece of paper out, he needn't to open it because like the knight had said he had done so earlier. "Hmm... he wishes me to meet with him, this is bad... he probably heard of my insult I gave to his him..." Escalus says. (his him?)
"Should I accompany you on your visit?" The knight says.
"No Mike, keep things in order while I'm gone... if gone for longer then two days take power and lead my name into the future!" Escalus says as he imploded into a ball of energy and flew away through the walls. (What Escalus just said meant that if he didn't return in two days he wants Mike to take his place as 'Prince' and lead his rule)

^Dinner time - The Mansion^
It was a restless day, to some it felt like things were all of a sudden happening... Yoshi vanishing, Kirby dying, Link being zapped and made a clone of, the unknown ally they were yet to receive and the stress of now knowing that some Mewtwo could read their every thought.
Mostly everyone had finished having their tea (INCORRECT USE OF TEA) when Omochao flew in.
"Hi everyone, ready for the next few events?" Omochao asked.
"I want to take on the third challenger!" Fox says.
"Hey! We decided I would!" Captain Falcon says.
"Actually you just yelled a bit and then left, no one agreed," Donkey Kong says.
"Pika Pika Pika Pika?" Pikachu asked. [Why don't I go]
"What did it say Samus?" Fox asked.
"Not telling," Samus says.
"Pika Pika!" Pikachu says angrily. [Fuck you]
"That's not how you say it Fox," Bowser says laughing.
"I still haven't been told what this challenger thing means!" Mario says.
"You'll see soon," Peach says.
"I want-ta know now!" Mario says crossing his arms.
"Too bad," Bowser says.
"I wish to attempt the challenge fight three!" Fox shouts.
"Not right," Bowser says.
"You forgot the hash tag!" Nana says and Popo quickly agreed. (I don't really care that these two don't do much, don't bother complaining)
"Really you two? Like really?" Fox asked.
"Internet Fox, have you heard of it?" Ness asked laughing.
"I have," Link says.
"Same here but I'm not bragging," Mason says.
"Don't you usually say idiot or something?" Popo asked and Nana agreed.
"Don't swear kids," Captain Falcon says.
"That wasn't a swear word," Zelda says.
"But it's a bad word that shouldn't be said by little kids," Captain Falcon says.
"I wish to fight the third challenger!" Mario yells eager to see what this 'challenger' was/is.
"Whoa, you just so happened to say it right..." Bowser says and Omochao's robotic eyes glow red.
"Activating the third challenger!" Omochao says and warped everyone that was in the room...

^Final Destination^
Mario spawned down onto the left side of the Final Destination area, which was a large purple octagon with a dull grey coloured rectangular centre piece (flat). On the right side of the octagon spawned Dark Link, or at least a copy of him/it.
"Alright Dark Link! I'm-ah gonna win!" Mario says while he taunted at Dark Link. The clone of Dark Link rushed forward while firing arrows at Mario, which were burnt by Mario's fireballs. Dark Link stabbed his sword at Mario but missed because Mario was too short.
"Good job {uses hand gestures} ducking Mario!" Bowser yells out while laughing.
"I never noticed how short he was until now..." Ness says.
Mario ignored them and focused on running away from the swinging maniac, the swinging maniac being Dark Link as he swung his sword wildly at Mario, chasing him around the large octagon. While running Mario purposely dropped fireballs behind him, the fireballs bounced in place but Dark Link ran around them.
"Fight him Mario! Even Link could!" Bowser yells.
"Easy for you to say!" Mario cried out as he ran.
"At least you're losing weight!" Bowser called.
"Very *huff* funny!" Mario shouted getting tired already.
"I wish I could help..." Donkey Kong says sadly.
"Same..." Peach says.
"It's his own stupid fault for saying the line," Zelda says.
"He didn't know..." Peach says.
"Stop trying to back him up!" Zelda snapped glaring at Peach. While they argued Mario had finally done something different, he had begun to run throw the fireballs behind him.
"Look out Mario!" Fox yelled making him turn to see what Dark Link was doing, by doing so he got an arrow to the kne- face.
Mario screamed in pain, "Fox! I was hurt because of you!" He yelled.
"You turned not me," Fox says shrugging. Mario painfully pulled the jagged-headed arrow from his left cheek and threw it to the ground, as he did a bomb landed in front of him.
"OH CRA-" Mario screamed but it was too late, it blew up not only breaking his legs but throwing him over the edge into the red mist...

"Oh good work Mario! I'm-ma gonna win-ah for sure-ah! Ah!" Bowser scornfully mocks, putting on a bad Italian accent.
"Shut up!" Mario yelled.
"I'll should go, we need someone fast and with long range! Dark Link may be fast but I am faster! So what'd you lot say? Let me have a go or what?" Pikachu asked getting no response except for a few blank stares.
"What did it say?" Captain Falcon asked.
"I don't know, a lot by the sound of it..." Bowser says staring at Pikachu.
"I know, I'll give it Slippy's 'IVTL'! It stands for Instant Voice Translator!" Fox says.
"Translator is one word," Samus solemnly states.
"I know, stupid Slippy didn't!" Fox says taking out a small voice modulator looking device and walking over to Pikachu.
"What are you doing?" Pikachu asked and tried to run from Fox, but Fox grabbed the poor Pokémon and painfully attached the device onto Pikachu's mouth, the thing had four little needle like spikes on the four corners of it, each spike was forcibly stabbed into the Pokémon.
After a squeal of pain Pikachu looked at Fox and said in a robotically monotone voice; "How dare you do that to me!"
"It works!" Fox screamed out happily.
"Great, now people know what I say,"
"I think our now speaking friend should go!" Fox announced.
"No," Pikachu says.
"Hey Omochao, activate that challenge thing," DK says.
"Why should you go?" Link asked.
"Do you really want to argue over who gets hurt?" Peach asked.
"YES!" Link yelled.
"Command deciphered, activating the third challenger," Omochao says.
"You better not lose! Okay ape," Bowser says pointing a fat finger at him.
"Nothing will happen if I do, so cool it," DK says as everyone warped...

Donkey Kong landed down on the purple octagon, Dark Link appeared at the other end, sword already drawn.
"Go me!" Link shouts.
"Shut it," Zelda snapped as DK ran towards the Dark Clone, the clone fired an arrow at DK but the ape kept running unfazed. Donkey Kong punched the clone of Dark Link and almost succeeding in one hitting him, the reason he didn't was because of the clone using the grappling hook. (I think they call it that, I've never played Zelda expect ten or so minutes of an emulator Ocarina of Time, this was because AdolfSonic [ex-partner for fanfiction] forced me to, other then getting a wooden sword I've done nothing so I've essentially never played one)
The clone pulled itself up and slashed at DK, who stepped back while swinging his fist in a looping circle motion. DK punched at the clone but Dark Link rolled aside and shot an arrow into DK's back, the ape growled in pain. DK slammed his fist into the ground at Dark Link but again was too slow and got an arrow to the back. DK turned to face Dark Link and saw it throwing a bomb at him. DK caught the bomb and threw it away before running away from Dark Link.
"Why the hell are you running?" Zelda yelled.
"I need some space!" DK yells as Dark Link gave chase. Donkey Kong stops running and 'coat-hangers' the clone of Dark Link, the clone fell forward with its neck almost breaking. DK slammed a huge fist into its dark stomach and some people cringed as the clone screamed in pain, DK kept punching for a bit before grabbing the black face of the clone and throwing it over the edge, the clone screamed as it was destroyed by the Red Mist.

Appearing back at the Meeting Room DK laughed loudly while pounding his chest.
"Look! Dark Link!" Ness says pointing as Dark Link appeared, he landed down on two feet and looked around him.
"Great how will we tell them apart!" Fox sarcastically says.
"I KNOW! I'll name him Young Link, because he has just been made and will be younger then me!" Link says and Dark Link looked at him and smiled.
"Thank you newly licensed comrade in arms, I am extravagantly grateful for your decision to save my life! I am forever in your debt!" Da- Young Link says bowing.
"Hey Link, what did you even do to piss Keith off?" DK asked.
"Probably something stupidly annoying," Pikachu says.
"I was using my laptop for a game... it was called Minesweeper..." Link says.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT! ALL THIS FOR JUST THAT!?" Zelda yelled basically screaming.
"I do say, you're going quite red missus," Young Link says.
"So... I risked my life for another idiot Link, figures..." DK summarises.

A/N: Sorry for the shortness but I only wanted to do the last major thing in the Competent Moron segment.
Also, I have retyped every chapter that precedes the Competent Moron segment, this was mainly to fix the period problems but I did edit the story somewhat, in some chapters it is mostly formatting but some have increased by 1000 words, quite an achievement when you think of all those periods vanishing. (Each would be counted as a word) Now, I know asking whoever reads this to go back and read 40'000 words of text isn't proper but if anything I highly suggest to, you may even see the little secrets I had or even understand some with the knowledge of these chapters...
Since I haven't made absolutely sure people know this I'll type some things here: Nic Os is Blue Mystery, whoever that may be. Shadow is working for the Hunters but no one else knows. Yoshi has been captured, thus removing him from my list. 'Mars' is Prince Escalus, a reference to Romeo and Juliet. Nic Os/Blue Mystery was wrong with a few peoples ranks, mostly those actually above him. Lord Sonic isn't part of Blue Mystery's staff.
That should do for now, I hope at least some people pieced those together because all except the rank one I hinted at multiple times.

I hope you enjoyed reading this and I promise to not go back and add stuff to earlier chapters unless I absolutely need to, buy hey, why don't you take the time to at least try reading them, bye.