Edward's pov.
I held Bella's mouth open and Carlisle poured the curing remedy potion into it. She spluttered, coughed and then fainted.
"Oh dear…" Carlisle said.
Oh dear? Oh dear?
I hissed "Carlisle what have you done? You made her FAINT!"
Bella's eyelids flickered, opened and then she sat up.
"Actually Edward I did not faint, I passed out for 7.35 seconds."
Bella just corrected ME?
"Oh dear oh dear…" Carlisle said.
"Carlisle, would you like to explain to me what you've done?"
"Hmm, well, she used to be dumbass and now she's smarticle…"
Bella cleared her throat. "I am afraid that smarticle is not a word my poor uneducated Carlisle."
I can't believe she just said that. Carlisle growled, he is very proud of being smart and hates being corrected.
"This is your fault Carlisle." I reminded him.
"I know." He whimpered and then fell to the floor and curled up in a ball.
"Really Carlisle, you are old enough not to get so affected when you find someone better than yourself." Bella said and then walked out of the room with her nose in the air. Carlisle moaned and I followed Bella out of Carlisle's office.
"Bella, are you okay?" I asked concerned.
"Yes my darling Eddie, I am perfectly smashing now, why don't you go and play with Jasper." Bella patted my head and then turned to go. I followed Carlisle's example and whimpered on the floor.