The Events! Part 17: ATTACK MY MINIONS!

A/N: Hey all you Ice Climber fans! Ready for an Ice Climber event? Well here you go! Enjoy!

But first, my list for the start of this chapter:
With the Team; Pikachu, Bowser, Peach, DK, Captain Falcon, Fox, Ness, Nana, Popo, Samus, Zelda, Link, Pichu/Mason, Mario, Young/Dark Link.
Gone from the team; Kirby, Yoshi.

^Night - Etatocoh^
Hunter O and Hunter L sat comfortably at their hidden base while they watched security cameras, they had discovered what had happened to their camera at Azure Falls but realised it was an accident on behalf of Shadow, he thought the camera was a Mercurial camera and not one of the Hunter's.
"I think we should be more careful around Shadow, he is teaming with Lee a bit too much for my liking," Hunter L says watching a recorded tape that showed Lee and Shadow meeting in secret.
"Lee may be an Imperial but he isn't like the others, let Shadow save him it doesn't effect us," Hunter O says watching a screen showing actual live footage, this one showed 'Metal-Face' as he made his way through the Asylum for reasons unknown.
"Incoming transmission from Shachô!" Hunter L says a few screens merged into one to form Shachô's helmet.
"Comrades! I have made it onto the Airship successfully! I will begin my long trek towards the main generator, once there I'll position myself ready for you two to get your jobs done, remember our Oath and good luck!" Shachô says.
"Honour before Outlawing! Comrades after Objectives! True Ambitions before Targeting Enemies! WE SUPPORT OUR DYING CAUSE!" Both Hunters yelled in sync with each other.
"May the heavens bid you safe voyage, time is on our side!" Shachô says and cut the transmission.
"I can't wait to get back home to my family, they're probably missing me so much right now," Hunter O says sadly.
"Just remember, if we go back now they'll still be sad but also dying," Hunter L says. (It should be so obvious what I have done here)

^The Asylum^
Metal-Face walked through the dark and empty halls of the once great mansion, he made his way into the Meeting Room and stopped when he saw a stain on the wall. 'Keith's getting a bit lazy with cleaning... wait. . .' Metal-Face approaches the stain and gasps, it was blood mixed with pink stuff.
"The bastards, I may have hated them but {pauses} this just isn't right!" Metal-Face says clenching his fists tightly.
"Up late huh?" A voice quietly says making Metal-Face spin around, in the darkness stood a prisoner. Metal-Face was happy it wasn't a staff member, if he was caught... he didn't know what would happen but he'll have the full force of Keith rain down upon him. "Don't worry, Lee gave me a good laugh about you, says you're not my enemy anymore."
"Show yourself."
"I'll be at the next meeting, see you there... buddy," The person says with a small laugh, they then ran off. 'Had Lee betrayed us? No surely this person was lying but... meeting?'

^Morning - The Asylum of the Insane^
It wasn't yet time for breakfast at the Asylum but some people had taken the time to talk privately before staff intrusion. Captain Falcon was slightly nervous, he was planning on going into Samus' room and explaining what he knew in hopes of receiving information back but. . . he knew Samus wasn't very social. He approached her door and turned the handle. . . locked?
"Hey Samus, I want to talk to you, mind unlocking?" Captain Falcon shouts somewhat quietly. He got no reply so he forced the door open, somehow without breaking it or the lock. Inside was Samus sitting with her legs crossed and not moving, her visor was glowing a yellowish glow. "Samus?" Captain Falcon walked to her and she didn't move. He poked the suit and it toppled over with a few clangs.
"What are you doing here?" Samus' voice asked and Captain Falcon felt a leg wrap around his head with the intent of choking, he however didn't feel any choking so presumed it was a warning.
"Samus. . ." Captain Falcon says tempted to look up.
"Leave, I'm recharging!" Samus ordered and the leg unwrapped and went back up to the top of the room. Captain Falcon sighed and after feeling his neck left the room, as he closed the door he briefly saw a blue shape on the ceiling of Samus' room. He walked away from her room and saw Zelda leaning against the wall, she had been watching him.
"Why'd you go into her room?" Zelda asked glaring.
"I wanted to share what I knew with someone who won't blab, it's best to keep information secret around here." Captain Falcon tries to walk pass Zelda but she her arm out blocking him.
"Tell me then, I'm listening!"
"I'll go a different way to my room then."
Zelda smiled, "you going to jump over the guardrails and climb back up are you?" Zelda asked with a fake laugh, Captain Falcon then does exactly that.

Bowser sat with Mason in Mason's room, Mason was on the bed and Bowser was just sitting on the ground.
"Why do you think Shadow gave me this?" Bowser asked his friend as he held out the dagger, he had spent last night examining it since he had totally forgot about it.
"He might not be with Master Hand, he could be with you, or us," Mason says with his usual uncaring attitude, but Bowser knew he was keen on this subject.
"It has some weird blue symbols on it and the blade is zigzagging, that'll hurt to try getting out." Bowser decided to test its sharpness, he scraped it across his shell and it caused a few sparks and actually scratched his impenetrable shell.
"If only my nee- nails were like that!" Mason says staring wide eyed at the dagger.
"Doesn't look that sharp. Am I supposed to use this to cause staff annoyance? I highly doubt that," Bowser questions laughing.
"Better keep it hidden. {pauses} Keith'll have a Cow if he knows you've got such a fine weapon," Mason instructs caringly. Bowser hit the dagger in a small case he found and put said case in his shell. "Don't use it in events unless you absolutely need to, it'll be a nice surprise for an unsuspecting victim later on wouldn't you agree?" Mason says evilly.
"Certainly. {pauses} If we find the leader of this operation I could use this!" Bowser says with dark, scheming eyes.
"Bowser, can I trust you with a dark, dark secret?" Mason asked, his face a twist of emotions.
"Go on," Bowser says.

Link snuck into Mario's room and woke him up quietly. "Hey Mario, just want to talk for a bit. You awake enough to talk?" Link asked hurriedly.
"Huh? I'd just-ta woken up."
"That's alright, so what's your thoughts on all these events?" Link asked speaking quite fast.
"Painful, {yawns} annoying and whatnot. Why are you up?"
"Bored, anyways. You like the laptop don't you, so remember before the laptop when you fainted?"
"Uh huh," Mario says nodding while wiping sleep from his eyes.
"Remmeber when you went to the VOID and saw the others?"
"Yeah I do," Mario says too tired to wonder how Link knew that.
"Well what about Kikki, remember it?" Link asked and Mario nodded. "Anything about it you want to tell me about?"
"Well he. . . wait a minute!" Mario says awake enough to see what Link was, and had been doing.
"What?"
"You're using me! {short pause} All these games! All these nice talks! All this just to learn what the fuck I know about some bloody Kikki!" Mario yelled enraged at Link.
"Mario Mario, buddy I'm not doing that," Link defends backing off from Mario as he jumped out of bed and onto the ground.
"You are!" Mario yelled pointing at Link, "Like all those others you just want to know what I know and then fuck with me and my mind! {pauses} Well I've had enough of this and I'm going to-" An arrow tipped with some form of poison bursts into Mario's neck stopping him from shouting, the pain made Mario grunt and he had tears coming from his eyes when he looked down and then back up at Link, who held his bow and had his quiver opened.
"Sorry Mario, you're too erratic," Link slowly says as he yanked the arrow out for later use. Blood started to drip from Mario's neck and his eyes grew dazy and glossy.
"Link. . . {long pause} why?" Mario choked out, his voice barely audible.
Link looked sadly at the arrow and avoided making eye contact with Mario, "I mustn't lose, I mustn't falter, I mustn't appear capable, I mustn't be seen a threat." Mario slowly started to lose strength in his knees and his legs gave way, Link caught him and lowered him to the ground where he lay propped up against his bed. "You'll see, just dream for now, dream of Kikki and the others. . . dream for me. . . dream of Kikki and the others. . . dream for me. . ." Link says and Mario slowly lost consciousness, Link was still repeated for Mario to dream when he finally became unconscious. "Farewell Mario," Link starts with a small tear, "I'll see you later when you've got my information." Link quickly left Mario's room leaving the bleeding and unconscious man propped against his bed in a small pool of blood.

^Omochao's first arrival - The Meeting Room^
Omochao had arrived again and looked around the room. "We are missing Mario."
"So, we've done without him before," Fox says. "What about Yoshi, he's gone too," Peach says at the same time as Fox.
"Yoshi has been delisted though, anyway. Events sixteen and twenty one are available for completion, events twenty and earlier are available for redoing."
"Why would anyone redo an event?"
"Keep on topic," Keith says.
"The funny thing is we have less people then when we started!" Link shouts and Keith glared at him.
"He's right you know," Bowser says while staring at Keith.
"Bowser! Link! You two have given your group until Lunch to try and behave themselves for the next events, go Omochao!" Keith ordered and Omochao left.
"Oh no!" Bowser wailed while flailing his arms around, "We have to wait for the torture! Oh no! Why Keith? Why must you be so cruel!"
"Thanks a lot you two," Zelda scolded angrily and Link smiled devilishly. . .

^The VOID^
Ganondorf and Roy were laying around bored at their base when Mario appeared with a bright flash of blinding light.
"GAWH! {long pause} Mario? Da fuck!" Ganondorf yelled getting up and running to him, Roy had said something too but no one could hear.
"Oh my aching head." Ganondorf reached him and Mario looked up at him scared. "Link. . . he betrayed me. . ." Mario whined and started crying, he had pieced together that Link had sent him here with his arrow.
"Link? What did Link do?" Ganondorf asked and after no reply picked Mario up to his eye level and stared into his eyes, "What did Link do?!"
"He {gulps in fear}, sent me here by drugging me." Ganondorf placed Mario down and the smaller human saw Roy but no Luigi, "Where's Luigi?"
"Haven't found him." (Just so you know, unless it is Mario Ganondorf is speaking everything because Roy can't talk)
'Probably trapped in the capsule.' (Roy will speak in single quotations so you know he isn't heard and that it is him)
"Ridley is at the Mansion," Mario says cringing as fear enveloped him.
"Who now?"
"The dragon beast thingy guy!"
'The one we fought against?' "The one we fighted against?"
"He is acting as the councillor."
"I must say he's one cunning dragon, so how's Link doing byways?"
"Everyone hates him."
"Too powerful is he, {laughs} good ol' Link slaughtering the show in there!"
'We should get moving, if Mario is here we can bet that he isn't supposed to be!' Luckily Ganondorf was looking at Roy's general direction then and noticed what he had said.
"Alright, come on Mario! This time tell us what they don't want us to know and we'll protect you."
"Oh god, why is everyone like that-ta!" The three then run off with Roy leading the way.

^Later on - The Asylum of the Insane^
After not seeing Mario for a few hours Peach decided to go check his room. As she approached his door she heard people whispering inside. Knowing that something must have happened Peach leaned closer to the door quietly.
" . . . see the prick in his neck? Must've been from an arrow to cause that shape!" The voice of Blue Mystery says.
"May have been a small knife, or a thorn, anything really if tipped right," Keith says.
"Tipped it may have been, with poison!" Blue Mystery says.
"Sir, there seems to be a mix of blood here. Not everything is from Mario, a full scan will be needed to see who owns what," Mewtwo says.
"Don't touch that! What if it's his?" Keith snapped probably pointed at someone.
"Then I'll just warp out, easy as that," Mewtwo says.
"You'll be stuck momentarily in the Blue Aura of the VOID!"
"And? I'll be able to warp, I won't anyway."
"I'll go make sure no one enters, we can't have people knowing we have an attempting usurper!" Keith says and Peach heard him move towards the door, she quickly jumped the railing and used her flying powers to land safely. The door opened moments after, luckily she was safe from suspicion.
"What're ya doing Peachy?" Young Link asked as Peach almost walked into him.
"Oh nothing-"
"Seems like fun," Young Link interrupts, "mind if I borrow your dress so I can glide down like that?"
"I do mind, no hard feelings okay?" Young Link nodded and Peach couldn't tell if he was upset because his face was just black. (so no visible eyes, mouth or nose except for the lumps they made) The two walked off ending this supposedly random segment. . .

^Lunch Time^
Omochao had returned and looked around at everyone noticing that they had no food.
"HELLO! Where is Keith?" Omochao asked.
Bowser was the only one to reply; "Busy guarding Mario's door because something must have happened with him, {short pause} again!"
"Either way it doesn't matter! The events are sixteen {looks at Kirby} and twenty one. My learning artificial intelligence suggests that you will like to know about number twenty one, am I right?"
"Yes, great job bot! You picked up on something not programmed into you," Mason scolds.
"I am actually programmed to design a personality and a learning adaptation."
"Isn't this off topic?" Ness asked.
"Anyways, the events are still the same, sixteen and twenty one," Omochao says while looking left and right for Keith.
"Explain twenty one," Fox orders.
"The event, named Ice Breaker plots you against two clones of Nana and Popo, each one is set to difficulty level nine with one chance and can-"
"LEVEL NINE!" Pikachu shouts robotically.
"Good going Captain Falcon, you jinxed it with what you said last time!" Bowser scolds.
"The events are mostly predetermined," Omochao points out getting people's attention again, "As I was saying, they are level nine but can only counterattack you, they also have to jump every few seconds at random."
"Sounds fair, so we just beat them?" Fox says.
"Not quite, only Nana can be knocked into the Red Mist. Both Nanas have to lose without any Popos to win, if a single Popo enters the Red Mist you lose. You also have one minute before the event automatically ends, if the criteria isn't done by then you lose."
"Seems like a lot of ways to lose," Peach says.
"Isn't there always," DK states shrugging.
"Anyone ready?" No one replied, most were too worried about the level nine intelligence.
"I'll go!" Da- Young Link shouts.
"Watch as he gets Link's stupid luck too," Zelda rasps. . .

^3D Model of Peach's Castle^
Young Link appeared on a three dimensional replica of Peach's castle, all four Ice Climbers were atop the tallest point jumping every so often. Young Link walked to them and climbed up onto their platform, once up they quickly belted him away with their hammers, this caused Young Link to fall onto his back on the second highest level. He stood up and glared at the four as they carelessly jumped up and down.
"Boomerang of death! ATTACK!" Young Link shouts and threw a very sharp Boomerang at them, it sliced through their bodies and returned back to Young Link covered in green blood. He sighed loudly and took out his black sword and jumped up to the clones, they swung at him but he used his black shield to block. He stood straight and received a hammer to the face, he staggered backwards and grabbed a Nana before falling, the two fell into a pile and the Nana starts to jump up on him.
"RUN!" A clone says and all four begin to rush away from Young Link.
"Fifty seconds left," Bowser says.
"You keeping track?" Mason asked surprised.
"Why not? It'll be fun to then shout five seconds left when he has thirty." As they were talking Young Link had managed to trap a Nana at a ledge, the clone stood at the edge barely on the roof.
"Jump or die!" Young Link ordered and the clone jumped due to its hindering attribution. "One down, three only one left to go!" People stared at him confused after this. Young Link ran to a Nana and easily kicked her off the ledge. "That was so easy!" Young Link shouts warping back with the others.

"Congratulations! You have successfully completed twenty events! You earn the use of Prims!" Omochao shouts robotically.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Prims! Sounds awesome!" Link shouts fist pumping the air.
"What are Prims?" Peach asked.
"A good question!" Master Hand says as he slowly became opaque.
"Hail hit-hand!" Link shouts while saluting. Young Link then copied him.
"Stop that you two," Master Hand ordered.
"Why?" Link asked and stopped.
"It's stupid and not to mention wrong addressing such a horrible person and {pauses as he realises something}, are you comparing me to Hitler?" Master Hand boomed and his fingers curled up into a fist.
"Settle down, the idiot probably doesn't even know what he's doing," Zelda states.
"I know that I'm saluting," Link says.
"You stopped. . ." Master Hand says slowly.
"Just ignore him, what's this about Prims?" Bowser questioned.
"Prims are what you lot will be using as a sort of currency, the more Prims you have the better things you can get," Master Hand explains.
"How do we get these things?" Zelda asked already guessing it would be something inadvisable. (Pretty sure unadvisable means something slightly different)
"Well, you each get fifty Prims for free right now." Suddenly fourteen sacks appeared around Master Hand and landed onto the table. "One for each, take one." Everyone but Samus took one, she just stood in her corner. "It isn't a trick Samus, just take it," Master Hand instructs, the last bag just happened to be the closes to him. Samus used her grappling beam to snatch the bag without moving any closer. Inside were ten large, purple coins about the size of a Golf ball but flat like a coin and perfectly circular, each coin also had the number 10 etched into them. "Those are each worth ten Prim, you can earn more Prim by correctly betting on certain events or {pauses for effect} optional tournaments. Wining said tournaments also earns one a lot of Prims. My brother will be the one you trade your Prims with, he has made a sort of building thing near the Mansion. If anyone steals anyone else Prims then too bad," Master Hand explains.
"What if we steal from your brother? What then?" Fox asked.
"First of all, the removal of the stolen item or items, all your Prim, your food rations for two days and if need be a visit with Hiro, who isn't even happy about his guards being in the basement with him," Master Hand says.
"How would one dob on another one just asking," DK asked.
"Tell Shadow, but just let it be known that his word is final on all this! You also earn Prim by beating an event and as of now a program has been installed onto your laptops to activate an already beaten event at any time, doing this allows for one to earn Prim. The lose ten times and get locked up feature isn't there anymore but each event costs a certain amount of Prim to try, unless you set to no Prim winning mode."
"So we can just grind the first few events for money?" Captain Falcon asked surprised at the easy sounding task.
"You will earn very little doing that but yeah, I guess so," Master Hand says.
"For the leader of this whole union you're actually pretty nice."
"I do my best to stay fair, farewell free energy uh I mean friends!" Master Hand says and slowly faded away.
"Who bets I have more then everyone else due to favouritism?" Link asked opening his bag.
"He obviously dislikes you and the bags weren't named," Peach says.
"No Peach, he hates him," Zelda corrects. . .

^VOID^
Ganondorf, Roy and Mario sat at a new base inside a deep canyon.
"So Mario, now that we should be safe explain to us what's been happening in there," Ganondorf nicely commands.
"Well, we have been doing the events. Kirby is dead, Yoshi is missing and without Kirby event sixteen is undoable, when I was there last we were up to event twenty one."
"Let me tell you something now," Ganondorf starts and Mario looked at him happily. "There is a place called Azure Falls which has a database detailing everything we do, all our weaknesses, occupations, background history, age, gender, height, weight and anything you could imagine! It lists how many times we've done an event, how many we beat or lose to, how many staff members or clones we've put an end to and even how many times we've entered their loophole! That being this place, the VOID!" Ganondorf rambles.
"So who is keeping these stats?" Mario asked shocked.
"The author ur I mean Hiro, why did I say author?" Ganondorf mumbles.
'You've been reading a lot before Mario came, and the author of your book is Hara Hu so maybe you accidentally said author because Hiro sounds like Hara Hu,' Roy speaks soundlessly.
"Hara doesn't sound like Hiro, but yeah, Hiro is the one keeping the stats. Funny thing is he isn't allowed to access Azure Falls!" Ganondorf states laughing.
"So what are we going-ta do here?" Mario asked bored.
"We've been keeping track of things out here, like the Primid!" Ganondorf says.
"Oh that thing," Mario say sighing.
"Well, there isn't much to do in an empty world made solely because of an error now is there!" Ganondorf growled offended that Mario blew his hard work off as unimportant.
"Maybe we can search for Luigi!" Mario says.
'I doubt he is here still, probably hooked back up into those capsules!' Roy says.
"Do you know about the Hunters?" Ganondorf asked.
"Who now?"
"Well, there are these guys who keep using the VOID as a shortcut to other places, they are somehow able to traverse into Airship, to Azure Falls or even in with your group."
'They do it with Etatocoh.'
"I know, but still."
"What are you two saying?" Mario asked unable to lip read.
"The Hunters have a place called Etatocoh, pronounced as Et, tack, o, tait."
"Weird name."
"Means something but I don't know what, they have cameras everywhere and can even see us, right you guys!" Ganondorf yelled looking around the empty canyon.
'You probably shouldn't annoy them.'
"I'll do what I want!"
'Except leave.'
"And if I don't want to?"
Mario watched as the two argues, he only heard one side of the argument and didn't understand how it kept jumping topics, so he laid back against a smooth, purple rock and tried to sleep. . . (These random segments do in fact have plot related secrets/information)

^Later - Clone Factory^
Prince Escalus, Hiro, Metal-Face and Blue Mystery sat at a perfectly round table waiting for Lee.
"This is ridiculous! He lives here yet he is late!" Blue Mystery growled.
"Lee better hurry, I have things to do and you of all people know that," Hiro says to Blue Mystery.
"Mind your mouth!" Blue Mystery scolded.
"Sonic," Escalus says demonically, his red hair flowing around his face, "When you are here you are ranked like a Mook so stay quiet." Blue Mystery nodded.
"But why must I be in my Blue Mystery form and not my proper self, even being Nic Os is better then speaking all spirituel!" Blue Mystery growled.
"Because Lee requested you keep your true form secret from this meeting, strange when it's just us," Escalus says.
"Hello! Sorry for the wait just had to pick this up!" Lee says crawling into the room on all fours, his tentacles held a large wooden crate on his back.
"Finally, what's in there Lee?" Metal-Face asked.
"Revealed later it will be!" Lee says smiling as he took his seat at the table, his tentacles placed the crate next to him.
"Now, let the meeting begin!" Escalus says and then looked at Hiro, "How is the bomb going? Have you finished it for the Mercurial's?"
"Not yet, if Nic wasn't in charge maybe I could've been," Hiro states looking at Blue Mystery.
"Why is that?" Escalus asked.
"He forbids me from entering Azure Falls."
"Master Hand's orders," Blue Mystery says sounding very annoyed.
"Aren't you the top over there?" Metal-Face asked.
"No, Keith once told me that even Krad had more real authority as he put it, can you believe that! Krad having higher authority then me!" Blue Mystery exclaimed.
"I could easily," Metal-Face says with a laugh. "Just remember Lord Sonic wants him later."
"Tell Lord Sonic he's dead," Blue Mystery says.
"Hear that boxy, Blue Mystery wants Lord Sonic to be told Krad is dead," Lee says to his oversized box.
"What are you doing?" Hiro asked.
"Oh nothing, just telling my box something, right boxy!" Lee laughs while patting the box. "Oh whoops, boxy was supposed to say something!" Lee says and pulled on the top of the box, it didn't budge.
"Lee! It won't open!" Someone shouts from within and all the others but Lee looked at the Box with huge eyes.
"What nonsense is this! Who's in there?" Escalus yelled. Lee smashed a fist into the lid and Fox jumped up and landed surprisingly onto a chair, he then sat and looked around smugly.
"Prisoner? Lee you traitor!" Blue Mystery yelled but Escalus shushed him.
"Lee, why is Fox here?" Escalus asked.
Lee smiled, "He wants out and would gladly allow us to use him for Kikki as long as he gets out of doing the events!"
"Wait. . . you've betrayed your team?" Metal-Face asked.
"I want out, you want us in for Kikki and I'm willing to sit tight and let you suck all you need from me!" Fox says.
"Did you speak of Kikki?" Escalus yelled at Lee.
"Didn't you hear, he is willing to let us inhumanly trap him in a energy drainage container as long as we release him later! Isn't this great, no lawsuits or anything because he is willing!" Lee shouts.
"Won't you worry about your health?" Escalus asked Fox, who just crosses his head.
"What about what the others think?" Hiro asked.
"They wouldn't know, just tell em I died, let em mourn and then don't mention me again," Fox says.
"I want to say deal but-" Metal-Face starts.
"But you want to shoot me, right Krad?" Fox asked with a huge, sneering smirk.
"How'd you know that was Krad?" Escalus asked.
"Your size and I could hear your voice in that modulated voice you use."
"Deal then, Fox follow me," Escalus says standing up, his beautiful red hair flowing across his shoulders. Fox jumped up out of his seat and followed. The only one still shocked was Blue Mystery, who warped into his real form, that being Sonic.
"How are you still alive?" Sonic rasps to Krad.
"Thank Hiro, and Lord Sonic wants me to reveal my true form later, so prepare for Krad Ade's return!" Krad shouts foreshadowing a later chapter title. (Notice how Sonic and Lord Sonic are two different people? Well did you notice Nic Os is an anagram for Sonic?)

^Dinner Time - The Asylum of the Insane | The Meeting Room^
Keith walked into the room and looked around at the prisoners. "It appears Fox is missing again, have any of you seen him?"
"Last I saw was moments after Omochao left," Captain Falcon says.
"Maybe he's off to find Yoshi," Peach suggests.
"Either way Omochao will be here soon and I-"
"Hey Keith!" Bowser roared.
"Yes Bowser?" Keith asked trying to keep from looking angry.
"I got myself a heck ton of Prim but where the hell is that shop?" Bowser asked.
"I doubt you'll have enough already to buy something," Keith says.
"I spent my whole afternoon doing event twelve (Seconds Anyone?), pay four Prim earn twelve Prim, all within seven seconds each time!" Bowser says laughing.
"I still doubt you have enough for anything, and Crazy Hand's shop is still being warped built."
"Where? I saw no construction site," Bowser states.
"It is being built and after it is done will be warped over here, be patient. {long pause as others start chatting between themselves} By the way, how much do you have anyway?"
"Two Thousand, Eight Hundred and Fifty! I fitted fifty events into each hour each costing four Prim and earning twelve Prim, plus my original fifty Prim, I could have got more but I allowed myself a small break after each event," Bowser says nodding.
"Uhh. . . quite eager for prizes I see. . ." Keith stutters as almost everyone stared at Bowser in shock. Omochao then flew in.
"HELLO DECREASING AMOUNT OF PRISONERS!" Omochao yelled addressing the fact that four were now missing.
"Hi Omma!" Link yells waving.
"Events sixteen and twenty two are available for completion!"
"Explain twenty two," DK says.
"It comes after twenty one," Young Link says.
"And before twenty three!" Nana says and both Popo and Young Link nod vigorously.
"If you ramble Omochao will scramble!" Keith warned.
"If you rhyme I'll fine!" Mason says.
"You don't have authority to fine me."
"I am trying to do my job Keith! Stop distracting the prisoners!" Omochao scolds.
"Take that Keith!" Bowser yells pointing.
"Please Bowser, just don't," Peach pleads.
"Event twenty two is named Super Mario one hundred and twenty eight and in-"
"That's double of sixty four!" Popo shouts.
"And half of two hundred and fifty six!" Nana shouts.
"And 3.8562048236258042173567706592346e+215 is it times by every number before it including itself!" Young Link shouts and everyone stared at him.
"His right," Mason says after a short moment of complete silence.
"Um what?" Zelda asked.
"I'm sure if you typed it into Google you'll find out it is right, I being super smart found it out with just my head!" Mason jests and realised he didn't attach an insult, "Unlike you who's too stupid to do complex math."
"Computing complete, answer is correct," Omochao says.
"Get back onto topic!" Keith ordered.
"Alright, in the event you face one hundred and twenty eight clones of Mario, each clone has Size Reduction by Five, the clones are level six each. They each have one chance and come all at once. This event is special because two people have to do this simultationously, meaning you have a team mate. If one of you falls the other must go on alone, if both fall you lose."
"Cool! Teamwork!" Popo says.
"Can we try?" Nana asked and Omochao activated the event.

^One ultimate failure later^
"You failed, within ten seconds," Omochao says. "Anyone willing to try?"
"If only Mario and I could do this I could prove myself to be an ally," Bowser says.
"How about you and Mason?" Ness suggests.
"Are you sure fighting with Mario against Mario would help?" Peach asked.
"No, I don't do events," Mason says.
"Then who do you suggest?" Zelda snapped.
"You and Samus, or you and Link."
"I hate you," Zelda rasped.
"Stay on topic!" Keith yelled.
"Bowser would squish the topic though," Young Link says.
"I beg your pardon!" Bowser yelled while Peach laughed quietly.
"He said you would squish the topic."
"How about Pikachu and Mason, they'll look so cute together!" Ness says.
"Sicko," Mason rasped.
"No!"
"Maybe Kirby and Yoshi or Fox and Mario!" Link shouts.
"Smart move," Captain Falcon says and was surprised Keith didn't yell at Link. (It however was relevant to the event so Keith didn't scold Link)
"I'll go, anyone willing to join me?" DK asked.
"I'll go, we'll crush them with our brute force!" Bowser roared fist pumping the air.
"Or your size," Young Link says as Omochao activated the event.

^Final Destination^
Bowser and DK appeared at the centre of the large octagon, surrounding them were one hundred and twenty eight tiny Mario Clones.
"Donkey Kong! Grab my tail and swing me around!" Bowser yelled and despite DK giving him a weird look did it anyway, while DK started to swing him Bowser curled up into his shell leaving just his tail out.
"Wreaking ball!" Ness yelled from outside the glass. DK swung Bowser around and started to hit the tiny Mario's with Bowser's invincible shell, eventually DK lost his grip and threw Bowser off the edge.
"HEY!" Bowser yelled before being dissolved by the Red Mist. DK looked at the clones remaining, he stomped on one crushing it but it didn't die. The clones jumped onto DK and started to slam their heads into his body as they clung onto him.
"Pick men I mean pick the men off you!"
"Trying!" DK yelled as they started to group at his feet and began pushing him towards the edge, DK jumped up and tried squishing them but they moved too fast.
"Wouldn't it be good if Bowser were still helping?" Mason asked sneeringly. DK ignored him and tried to slam his fists down onto the clones, even if he managed to hit the fast midgets they would survive his blow and end up clinging onto his hand.
"Timber!" The clones shout as they topple DK off the ledge.

^Asylum^
"You two failed, want to try again?"
"D! K!" Bowser roared as he stomped towards him, the ape held his arms up defensively.
"Come on it was an accident!" DK quickly states, "Please don't hurt me!" Bowser moved closer and glared into DK's eyes so closely DK could see the veins in Bowser's eyes.
"If there ever is a next time then you won't be so lucky," Bowser growled and stomped back to his seat.
"Why are you so angry?" Ness asked.
"Because that's my first ever loss!" Bowser roared.
"You've been keeping track?" Peach asked.
"Well duh! I want to see who's top tier here and who's loser tier!" Bowser states.
"This isn't a game Bowser," Zelda says.
"Yes it is!" Link argued.
"Agreed!" Young Link shouts.
"Agreed!" Popo shouts.
"I disagree!" Nana shouts and Ness gasped.
"She didn't agree with him," Ness points out.

^Later - Final Destination^
Bowser and Pichu landed down onto the octagon, they had both been persuaded to do the event. Bowser by DK with a challenge [DK: Even if I wasn't there you would lose] and Pichu/Mason by some Prim from Ness.
"Ready?" Bowser asked, he had already made a plan with Mason quietly before they warped. Mason nods and Bowser grabbed him and both hid under Bowser's shell.
"What are they doing?" Zelda yelled. Suddenly bolts of electricity struck out from all the shell's holes while it spun around on the spot, this caused lighting to fire out in every direction. The Mario clones ran towards the shell but the lighting fried them before they got close.
"Run away!" A clone yelled and they all started to run, Bowser however spun after them and all were quickly killed.

^Asylum^
"Well. . . done. . . maybe?" Omochao congratulated.
"Yeah!" Bowser yelled as Mason left his shell. "That's going to ramp up my tiering for sure!"

A/N: Here comes the stats, now in Alphabetical order for reader ease. (Contains uncaught/unseen characters but they have null stats)

Bowser: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Captain Falcon: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: 1. Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.

DK: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 4. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 3. Team Kills: Team Defeats: 1. Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Dr Mario: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Falco: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Fox: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: 3. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Ganondorf: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:

Jigglypuff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Kirby: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Link: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 7. Events Attempted: 4. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Luigi: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:

Mario: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 8. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: 6. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 2. Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Marth: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Mewtwo: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Mr Game & Watch: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Nana: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Ness: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Peach: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Pichu: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 128. Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:

Pikachu: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 4. Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Popo: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Roy: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:

Samus: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: 21. Events Attempted: 6. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 3. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Yoshi: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Young Link: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Zelda: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: