The Events! Part 18: Trio Retrieval!

A/N: The pun chapter titles are progressing lower and lower as this story goes on.
List: (Inactive members have been in the group at least once)
Active: Pikachu, Bowser, Peach, DK, Captain Falcon, Ness, Nana, Popo, Samus, Zelda, Link, Pichu, Young Link.
Inactive: Kirby, Yoshi, Mario, Fox.

If you see a word you don't know the meaning of and it isn't a bad word or being used in an insult I highly suggest looking said word up! (Like impalpable)

Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros. Melee's events and characters, most characters are copyrighted of Nintendo but some are copyright of SEGA. I in no way claim these characters to be my own and even if anything like this is produced from Nintendo or SEGA I will not claim ownership or originality of it. This apparently does not break copyright laws.

Warning: This chapter, like others, contains the use of swearing, cussing, violence, mentally distorting events and possibly frightening moments. If you believe such things can/will offend or scare you please refine yourself from reading. As an author it is my responsibility to give this warning out to readers, you have been warned. (It isn't anything too bad, just the usual. I just wanted to make a point of it. I myself do not swear but some of my characters do, this is because in real life people do swear and violence does happen)

Warning: This chapter is the size I want all chapters to be around. (Thus is large)

^Just after last chapter - The Asylum^
It had only been moments after Omochao had left and everyone to their rooms when Link realised what had went horribly wrong, he quickly rushed over to Samus' room and unlocked the door with the spare key, he went in and closed the door.
"What is it Link?" Samus asked from within her suit.
"Mario wasn't reactivated, what happened?"
"They haven't found him yet."
"Really? I thought I stalled for long enough," Link states as he sat on a chair, Samus was sitting on her bed.
"I noticed. My scans however shows they have him listed for return for twenty-two but they must have thought they could catch him beforehand."
"This is bad," Link mumbled. "If Mario stays too long he'll tell the others of my actions."
"I don't think that'll matter right now, you're in more risk being in here instead of our hideout anyway. Come there later and we'll finish this talk," Samus instructs and Link left his hidden ally's room.
'If Mario stays too long he'll blab but too short and I don't get the upper hand, this is bad. They must know of me by now, I need to stay low for a bit.' Link walked passed Fox and the two met each others stares.
"Hey foxy," Link says smiling like an idiot.
"Oh ah, hey Link," Fox mutters quietly sounding somewhat nervous, he quickly ran off.
'So Fox is still here, wonder why?'

^Azure Falls | Meeting Room^
Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Sonic, Ridley, Mewtwo and Shadow sat around the meeting room at Azure Falls.
"I can't believe you let Mario get away!" Master Hand boomed.
"Forgive me my lord," Sonic says, he was kneeling in front of Master Hand but everyone else just sat or laid on the furniture.
"If Captain Falcon hadn't seen you and if this wasn't your idea then I would have disbanded you long ago!" Master Hand yelled.
"He spy! He spy!" Crazy Hand shouts.
"No, he is just a failure." Master Hand then turns to Shadow, Shadow was laying on the couch with Mewtwo. "I need you three to retrieve Mario, Sonic has obviously failed in his duty of keeping control," Master Hand instructs.
"Yes sir!" Shadow says.
"Permission master?" Mewtwo asked Sonic, Sonic just gave a weak wave from where he kneeled.
"What about Ganondorf, Roy and Luigi?" Ridley asked.
"What's this?" Master Hand boomed and his invisible eye became visible, everyone but Shadow knew this happens when he gets extremely angry.
"They have been dealt with by the VOID's harsh conditions, Ganondorf made me a perfect clone, Roy is unable to speak and Luigi is not far from that," Sonic explains.
"Alright then! Sonic, until further notice you are put back onto your labour duties! Now get out of my sight you pathetic creature!" Master Hand boomed and Sonic quickly warped away with purple light.
"Kill him, kill him!" Crazy Hand boomed.
"What are you three still doing here? Get to work!" Master Hand yelled at Mewtwo, Shadow and Ridley.
"Sorry Sir!" Shadow says and warped away, Mewtwo then helped warp Ridley and himself.
"Go fix up the shop, I have to speak with Kikki. . ." Master Hand then flew to the door and passed right through it.

^The VOID^
Ganondorf, Roy and Mario stood perched atop a tall mountain that over looked the Primid, the Primid was very far away but its size was still intimidating.
"Alright now, this thing helped save Pichu evidently by Mario's claims of him being at the Mansion-"
"Asylum," Mario interrupts.
"Whatever, now if we do what Pichu did then we'll be-"
"Dead!" A sneering voice interrupts and the cloaked figure from ages ago jumped from somewhere and landed with the trio.
"AHHH! Ridley!" Mario screamed and both his teammates unsheathed their swords.
"Hold it will you, we aren't here to fight you!" A black furred creature says jumping up to Ridley's side.
"We just want to reclaim someone," Mewtwo says flying up to the other two.
"Three against three is it? Well now this is going to be fun!" Ganondorf snarled.
"Hold it!" Shadow says stepping in-between Mewtwo/Ridley and Ganondorf/Roy.
"Move it, we all want a rematch so why stop us?" Ganondorf shouts, his large sword glowing with dark energy.
"Our goal is to return Mario, an event has passed which retakes him and we need to, well retake him," Shadow explains.
"Back to the asylum?" Mario asked.
"Yep, so come on Mario, it's me Shadow, the nice one."
"Oh for gods sake just kill the other two and move on with it!" Ridley yelled holding his twin blades ready for Shadow to move. "Or I'll just mow right through you!" Roy held his arms out to get their attention.
'Please, if we can settle things without fighting let's do that! Why risk injury when violence isn't needed? Why risk your life when you have a non-violent opportunity? Why embrace blows when we can embrace love? Put down your arms and we will outs, take Mario if you wish but do it without fighting!' Roy states and everyone stared at him.
"Anyone able to lip read?" Ridley asked.
"He said 'prepare to die mongrels!'" Ganondorf states and Roy shook his head. Mewtwo then warped behind Mario and grabbed him, he then vanished.
"Well that was anticlimactic," Ridley says.
"Incoming!" Shadow shouts and the four looked over at the Primid as it stood very close to the mountain. It made some loud, unearthly roar and blue mist stormed out of its mouth and covered the mountain, deactivating the groups special powers. (Magic, Dark Magic, telekinesis, telepathy, morphing and the such)
"This isn't going to end well, comrades shall we fight together or die alone?" Roy says and then gasped, "The Primid's power has momentarily granted me my voice back!" Roy shouts and Ganondorf looked at him shocked.
"You sound so different to what I imagined," Ganondorf says, "And in a bad way."
"Alright, just this once we fight with you!" Ridley growled and lunged at the Primid, it whacked him away with its huge arm and Ridley tried to morph to save his fall but ended up slamming down onto his back somewhere down the sloped mountain. Shadow jumped at the Primid's arm after it had whacked his ally and latched on with his claws. Ganondorf threw his sword and the powerless blade still managed to dig into the Primid's green stomach. (The Primid is just a gargantuan Primid from Super Smash Bros. Brawl, look it up on Google Images for a better idea but my one has those colours as fur instead of clothing/whatever it is)
Shadow crawled up the arm towards the neck and stopped when a sword stabbed into the arm inches above him. "Sorry, I didn't see you there," Ridley sneeringly apologised. Ganondorf jumped for his sword and the Primid whacked him away, this almost made Shadow lose his grip and both swords dislodged themselves from the Primid and fell down the mountain below. Ridley ran passed Roy and jumped at the Primid, it tried whacking him but he stabbed his sword into the Primid's hand and held his sword tightly, the sword stayed in place and Ridley grabbed some of the fur and yanked his sword out.
"Come on Roy, what are you doing?" Ganondorf yelled as he ran back up the mountain, which luckily was quite flat but large. When Ganondorf got closer to Roy he could hear him testing his voice out. "Oh for gods sake," Ganondorf mumbled and stood ready for an opening to attack, he had managed to pick his sword up when he was flung away but doubted he could do what Ridley had done. Shadow reached the Primid's neck and stopped, he had no way of attacking without his powers or a weapons, unless he used to claws. Ridley then reached him.
"What's wrong? Fear stricken?" Ridley asked meanly and with his free hand stabbed the Primid's neck with his second sword. The Primid roared and looked down at the two, this almost crushed them into its chin but they were just under it.
"Jump!" Shadow shouts and jumped off the Primid and onto the mountain near Roy.
"I'm not a wimp like you!" Ridley yelled and the Primid breathed a thick cloud of plasmatic particles down at Ridley. With a very loud stream swear words Ridley jumped off and landed onto the mountain's side and gave a weak scream as he landed onto his left leg, this immobilised him. The Primid raised its left leg and stomped down next to him, this began an earthquake that almost destroyed the mountain. A landslide tumbled down towards Ridley and Roy dashed over and yanked Ridley's hood as he passed by, this saved Ridley from the deadly rocks and boulders that would have other wised killed him. "Why the hell did you save me?" Ridley asked standing up again, his bad leg shaking.
"A comrade in arms even if momentarily is still a comrade, never allow an ally to die when action can be taken!" Roy states and Ganondorf rode the crumbling rocks down towards the two, he jumped off the landslide and landed safely with them.
"I think we should run and just wait for the Blue Mists effects to wear off, we can't possibly beat the Primid!" Ganondorf states and Shadow jumped over to the three.
"Nonsense, the Primid is a living being and therefore the loss of its head should kill it!" Shadow states and held Ridley's first sword out for him.
"Where'd you get that?" Ridley asked while taking it.
"The ground, now quickly!" Shadow shouts and the four looked at the Primid, it was forming a large fiery ball of lava and rock in its two hands.
"I agree, lets run!" Ridley says.
"Retreat is the strategic name for running," Roy states and Ganondorf, Roy and Ridley started to run away, Shadow however stood his ground.
"Here I come you creep!" Shadow shouts as he jumps at the Primid, the Primid threw the volcanic meteorite at Shadow as he did this.

Roy, Ganondorf and Ridley stopped at a far away location in the VOID. Ridley turned to the two about to unsheathe his swords and kill them when suddenly Roy flicked out his arms and in seconds Ridley was disarmed, both swords in Roy's hands.
"I can tell my voice is leaving," Roy says, his voice all broken like a bad transmission, "so I guessed you were regaining your powers, take these and leave or die!" Roy commands holding both of Ridley's swords out.
"You're too trusting, I could kill you here and now!" Ridley sneered about to take his swords when Ganondorf grabbed his throat and held him off the ground, dark energy was glowing around Ganondorf like some form of evil aura.
"I am not yet fully powered but I have enough to do this!" Ganondorf shouts and slammed Ridley into the purple ground with enough force to crack the cement like ground. Ridley choked out in pain and Roy drops his swords onto him harmlessly.
"Go, and don't return," Roy almost inaudibly commands. Ridley jumped up and ran off with his swords, he then jumped up into the air and morphed into a dragon and flew away.
"I should have killed him," Ganondorf mumbled, "he was injured and unable to morph, with his speed, agility and dragon powers gone I would have won!"
'You did the right thing,' Roy says soundlessly, Ganondorf knew what he said and sighed.
"At least we didn't get hurt, I wonder how the black thing is going?"

^Morning - Asylum of the Insane^
It was a new day at the Asylum and like the other 'new days' not many people were really looking forward to it or even at all. The group made their made to the meeting room and sat down.
"Hello everyone!" Omochao shouts and people looked over at it, floating next to it was Crazy Hand.
"HAIL HIT-HAND!" Link shouts saluting.
"That's gotten old," Dark Link says.
"Hello Hello Hello Hello! I would say hello to all of you but that wastes time!" The floating hand shouts sounding chaotic and insane.
"Oh! You're the other one!" Captain Falcon says.
"Other one?" Zelda asked glaring at Captain Falcon, she thought he told everything he knew.
"Yeppy! I'm dah one and only Crazy Hand!" Crazy Hand shouts and Keith walked in to collect the little papers that the challengers write their orders on. "Hey Keith! Still picking up papers?" Keith ignored him.
"Why are you here?" DK asked.
"Crazy Hand is here to announce his shop-" Omochao begin.
"FUCK YEAH! FINALLY!" Bowser roared loudly and very excitedly.
"Please don't swear," Peach says.
"I woke up early to earn more Prim today!" Bowser bragged.
"Anyways! My shop is ready and located at the back of the Asylum, the very back so you have to leave the front door and circle around, it should be the ultra cute looking tent with awesome self-made textures and patterns on it!" Crazy Hand yelled and flew past the table and through the wall, he however didn't become ghostlike and slammed into the wall, he quickly became impalpable and passed through.
"Anyway! The events sixteen, twenty-three and challenger four are available," Omochao says taking people's attention away from the wall.
"Challenger four?" Ness asked.
"Yep, apparently the completer of the last event was supposed to be told but wasn't, so I have told you now."
"Who is it?"
"I can't tell, and I actually don't know anyway."
"You probably do," Bowser says.
"So what are your choices?"
"The challenger," Peach says.
"Do you want to go?" Omochao asked.
"No, I had enough when I had to fight Mario," Peach says.
"What if it is Mario again?" Dark Link asked.
"Well he hasn't been seen for quite some time now," DK says.
"Neither has Yoshi, Fox or Kirby," Ness says.
"I see Kirby everyday, not sure what you're talking about Ness," Captain Falcon states as he looked at Kirby's remains.
"You lot are wasting time! Do you want Omochao to leave?" Keith yelled.
"Is that a rhetorical question?" Bowser asked.
"Yes, now pay attention!"
"Alright, so how's life been treating you Keith?"
"Bowser, just stop annoying Keith!" Peach commands.
"Stop being so bitchy and-" Pichu started but Bowser glared at him. "-Never mind."
"I will challenge the fourth challenger!" DK says pounding his chest for no real reason.
"Alright then." Everyone vanished but Keith and Kirby.

^Final Destination^
Donkey Kong appeared at Final Destination again. Mario stood across from him.
"Again? How many times does this guy get used in battles?" Zelda yelled as DK ran at the Mario clone, the clone jumped at DK and landed on his back and jumped off with enough power to make DK slam face first into the ground. DK up and felt the fur on his back ignite, he turned around and received a fireball to the face.
"MY FUR!" DK screeched loudly and charged at Mario with bloodshot eyes. DK grabbed Mario by the neck and held him tightly in the air while he wound up his other arm like a windmill. After a few seconds DK's arm was going so fast it put out the fire on his back making the arm seem like smoke was coming from it. DK punched Mario and the clone's whole face exploded apart, DK threw the headless clone onto the ground and turned around to look at the watchers behind him.
"Uh DK!" Ness shouts pointing, DK turned around and was blasted almost off the platform by a beam of fire. DK stood up dazed and looked at the headless Mario as it ran towards him while holding a spear made entirely of flames. Mario threw the spear and the fiery thing stabbed into DK's chest. DK screamed and charged at Mario, he punched him and ripped the fiery spear out and threw the somehow solid object at Mario. Mario was hit by the pole part of the spear and formed a new one in his hand, as he did this DK ran at him and pushed him over the edge, Mario fell and threw the spear into DK's face moments before being decimated by the red mist.

^Asylum of the Insane^
Everyone appeared back in the meeting room and Peach ran off to Mario's room. (As a sidenote, forcing a clone into the red mist doesn't count as a clone kill and doing, winning and/or losing a challenger challenge doesn't count towards the stats)
"I'll go see if Mars is okay!" Link says running off.
"Wasn't Mars that secret dude?" Popo asked.
"The one with the red hair?" Nana asked.

Peach and Link made their way into Mario's room just as he was awakening from his supposed 'sleep', he was inside his bed and had a poorly placed bandage on his neck.
"Peach? Link?" Mario mumbled still quite groggy from being inside the containment cell.
"Are you okay Mario?" Peach asked and Mario closed his eyes tightly.
"No questions," He mumbled and Peach looked at Link confused. "No questions," Mario repeats louder and quicker. "NO QUESTION!" Mario yells opening his eyes, jumping out of bed and running out of his room.
"I'll find him and ask if he's okay," Link says and walked out of Mario room.
"That's a bad idea!" Peach shouts hoping Link wouldn't be able to find Mario.

Back with the main group Omochao stood impatiently. "Are any of you going to attempt an event?"
"Nah, we just want to sit here and do nothing all day," Bowser answered.
"I'll be checking up on Mario. If they don't pick an event soon just leave," Keith orders as he left.
"So who wants to do event twenty-three?"
"Tell us what needs to be done," DK orders.
"The event is named 'Slippy's Invention', in it you face a clone of Fox and Falco while they have the attribute of Cloaking, they are both intelligence level seven and have two chances, whoever attempts this has two chances also."
"Who's Falco?" Ness asked.
"Don't know, so who wants to go?"
"So they're both invisible? Sounds kind of like cheating to me," Dark Link states.
"I'm sure their clothes will be seeable," Popo says.
"Seeable isn't a word," Nana corrects.
"Actually, because the cloned clothes are made of the clone's organic components it will be invisible too."
"I'll go!" Pikachu says and then thought of something, "Has anyone noticed that we will probably be getting Fox back after this?"
"Good point for once," Zelda says.
"At least it can make good points," Mason sneered.
"Don't you ever make newer jokes? All of them are just 'you don't' or 'unlike you blah blah blah' and whatnot," Zelda states.
"Whoa you noticed something, too bad it was wrong," Mason says.
"The event will be starting once you stop bickering," Omochao announces.
"When have you ever waited?" Captain Falcon asked while Zelda and Mason argued still.
"Good point, THE EVENT IS STARTING!" Omochao yelled and activated the event, Mason was still insulting Zelda when they warped.

^3D Battlefield^
Pikachu appeared at the three dimensional version of the very first place an event was at and looked around confused, no one else was there. Suddenly a bullet appeared from nowhere and hit Pikachu's face, the small Pokémon stepped back in pain and fell off the edge.

^Asylum^
"Pikachu you failed, want to try again?"
"No!"
"You're a disgrace!" Mason yells. "I'll go and prove that little rats like Pichu can do awesome!"
"Talking in third person now are we?" Zelda jests.
"I'm not the only one of my species you fucking idiot!" Mason yelled and Omochao warped them.

^Battlefield^
Mason appeared and quickly crouched down onto all fours and held his tail up high. A bullet fired at him so he quickly dodged and fired an arc of electricity at the source, lightning hit something and two bodies became somewhat visible as electricity zapped across their bodies. The jolt of electricity short-circuited the cloaking devices and made Fox and Falco become visible.
"So Falco is a Falcon," Captain Falcon says randomly. Mason jumped out of the way of some fast moving bullets and flicked his tail at the clones from over his back. (Mason is still on all fours) An arc of electricity burst out of his tail and hit Fox making the clone scream. Fox growled and shot at Mason, who easily dodged with his amazing speed. Falco fired his blaster and some people noticed that unlike Fox's glowing red bullets that could be shot rapidly Falco's were glowing blue and could only fire three small separate bursts before stopping briefly, they also moved somewhat slower. Mason struck out at Falco and he activated his reflector, the arc of lightning hit the reflector and reflected it at Mason, who absorbed the electricity and made his yellow fur glow very slightly. Fox dived at Mason and got whacked in the face by an electrically charged tail, the clone stood up and Mason ran under his legs while his tail stood straight up, the tip of his tail charged with electricity. The clone screamed and fell to the ground, Mason back-flipped onto his head and Falco quickly shot at him. Mason didn't have enough time to react and was hit by the electrical bullet, he was quite surprised when his body absorbed it. Fox stood up and was wildly swinging his head to dislodge Mason but the small rat-like Pokémon used his claws to hand on tightly. Falco shot three times at Mason and each shot was absorbed, the Falco clone mustn't had noticed the absorption so it shot at Mason a few more times. Mason's fur was now glowing brightly, Mason smiled evilly and crawled down to Fox's face and wrapped his body around him, he unleashed all the electricity he had absorbed and the clone screamed in pain, it grabbed Mason and threw him off of its face and some people gasped when they saw the mangled mess that was now Fox's face. Mason landed on two feet near Falco and smiled at the clone, Falco however kicked Mason and then threw his reflector at him. Mason stood up and tried prying the reflector off but failed, he then noticed that unlike Fox's reflector this one had four sharp spikes that dug into things and a small screen displaying a timer going down from three to two and then one. The countdown finished and Falco's reflector activated, the instant and constant blast of electricity overcharged Mason and his fur lit up to such a bright glow that everyone had to look away.
"AHHH! I can't control it!" Mason screamed sounding very scared as his body began firing random arcs of lightning to try depleting the overload of electricity, one such arc blasted Fox off the ledge. Mason began running around blindly as electricity blasted from his body, he then somehow lifted up off the ground and to everyone still watching looked like a huge orb of electricity. Luckily for those who were watching he was now dull enough to look at (but still really bright). Fox reappeared and Mason accidentally flew through him, the glowing orb that was Mason tore through the fake Fox and then flew into the red mist.
"That was pretty!" Nana shouts as Mason reappeared.
"You okay Mason?" Bowser asked looking worried for his one real friend.
Mason puffed out a sigh of relief and looked at Bowser, "All the energy is gone thanks to the healing capabilities of the DM02 er um, red mist!"
"Dee em oh what?" Zelda asked glaring at Mason, Mason ignored her and nobody else seemed to care what Mason accidentally said. Falco comically fell forward onto the ground in front of Mason for no apparent reason.
Mason walked to the clone and poked his head, "And this people is a level seven inteli-" Suddenly Falco's whole body was engulfed by fire and he blasted forward into Mason, the two fell off of the platform and Mason quickly ran up Falco's burning body and jumped up, he barely managed to grab the edge and pulled himself up onto the platform.
"Apparently smarter then you!" Zelda yelled.
"I'm sure you would have fell for it too," Samus says making Mason and Bowser laugh.
"Shut up you three!" Zelda yelled. Falco reappeared and threw his Blaster at Mason, Mason caught it in his mouth and dropped to all fours, his scampered around the clone while shooting and firing lightning from his tail. The Falco clone was dodging most of the bullets but almost every lightning strike got him. Falco took out his blaster and threw it at Mason, Mason tried dodging but Falco distracted Mason by shooting his second Blaster randomly. The reflector dug into Mason's flesh with a timer of five seconds. Knowing what would happen once it activates Mason ran at Falco striking out at him with lightning and bullets. The clone jumped up and didn't come back down. Mason looked up and saw that Falco was standing atop of one of the floating platforms that had been ignored by all for this event until now. Mason heard a beep and the reflector activated, overpowering Mason and making him an uncontrollable orb of doom again. Falco did his best to avoid the orb but after awhile was hit by it, the orb ripped through his body and killed him. . .

^Asylum^
"Congratulations! You cleared event twenty-three!" Omochao exclaims to everyone except Yoshi, Fox, Mario, Peach, Link and Mason.
"Hey where's Mason?" Ness asked looking around.

^Airship^
Mason appeared in a dark room, Master Hand floated near him.
"Ah um, what're you doing here?" Master Hand asked surprised at Mason's appearance.
"I think I unlocked a challenger challenge, how ironic," Mason says shrugging.
"As you can see we don't have enough power for lights anymore, all power is being used on Kikki."
"You have landed the airship right?"
"Well duh! Why would we risk crashing from a power outage!"
"Just asking, jeez," Mason exclaimed rolling his eyes. After around a minute of awkward silence Mason decided to speak, "So I guess you just send me back and I'll tell them about the challenger challenge."
"I guess so. Oh and if you can create some conflict between some of the prisoners!"
"I have been." After that Mason was teleported away by Master Hand.

^Later - The Asylum of the Insane^
Bowser walked around the mansion with Mason, the two were planning on buying stuff from Crazy Hand. The two were talking as they turned the last corner and stopped when they saw Crazy Hand's tent, it was a small camping tent suited for one person and had weird poses of Crazy Hand as the patterns around the tent.
"I'm starting to regret all those hours now," Bowser says getting the feeling that nothing good would be inside.
"Come on, may as well see what's inside," Mason instructs and the two walked towards it, Bowser at his normal walking speed and Mason excruciatingly slow. (So Bowser could keep up) The two walk in and Bowser had to crawl in to avoid tearing the tent apart, inside was a small, lightly emitting circle.
"A teleporter pad, just step on it and we'll be teleported away!" Mason exclaims and the two touched the pad.

^Crazy Hand's Super Awesome Shop of Supreme Awesomeness and Ultra High Quality Items at the Best Prices Available with Offers Exceeding that of Normal Loser Shops! Also known as CHSASSAUHQIBPAOENLS but that's not really appropriate for a location name^
Bowser and Mason appeared inside a huge room filled with weird music.
"ELLO THERE!" Crazy Hand boomed flying over. "How might yours truly help you?"
"Um. . ." Bowser stutters as both Mason and him looked around shocked.
"Awestricken ay, fell fear not for Crazy Hand has a reliable and readable list of all store objects {short pause} excluding some that I was too lazy to put on!" Crazy Hand shouts loudly, not only to be heard of the booming music but because he likes yelling.
"Ah um, any weapons?" Bowser asked still spinning around slowly to look at the amazing place.
"That would be bad because weapons would start an uprising! So what price range are you looking for?" Crazy Hand yelled.
"I have a few thousand Prim if that helps you cut down the variables," Bowser states still shocked at the shop.
"I see that you like my shop, it's named the C-H-S-A-S-S-A-U-H-Q-I-B-P-A-O-E-N-L-S, or 'Crazy Hand's Super Awesome Shop of Supreme Awesomeness and Ultra High Quality Items at the Best Prices Available with Offers Exceeding that of Normal Loser Shops' for long!" Crazy Hand yelled.
"I think we should just look at the list, right Mason?" Bowser asked looking down at the ground for his little buddy, Mason however wasn't there.
"Hey Crazy," Mason shouts and Bowser looked over at him, he was standing near a bunch of items laying around on the ground. Crazy Hand flew over. "What's this and how much is it?" Mason asked pointing at a small glass orb.
"That's ah Crystal Ball and is worth two hundred Prim!"
"What can it do?"
"Absolutely nothing!" Mason then frowned.
"Why is it so high priced then?"
"Because it break super easyally (not easily but easy-ally)!" Bowser ignored them and walked around, everything was just laying around like trash and you had to move things aside to look further, the whole room was larger then every floor on the mansion put together. Bowser still didn't know where the strange but upbeat music was coming from.
"How much is this?" Bowser asked picking up a small circular object.
"That is worth five thousand Prim! You want?" Crazy Hand yelled and Bowser took out his large shack from his shell.
"Sure, and I think I know exactly what this is!" Bowser says evilly as he took out heaps of one Prim worth coins.
"You can just slam'em together to form highly valued coins!" Crazy Hand says and Bowser slammed to one Prim coins together, they merged without growing in size but the 1 on it changed to a 2, Bowser did this and at 10 it grew slightly bigger, then at 20, then at 50, then 100, then 200, then 500, then 1000, 2000 and finally at 5000.
"Thanks, that'll save so much sack space," Bowser says and noticed that Mason had came over to see what he was buying.
"Isn't that a-"
"Yeah, that'll never expect it!" Bowser interrupts excitedly.
"How much was it?" Mason asked Bowser but Crazy Hand answered.
"Five Thousand!" He boomed.
"I'll buy something better, how much do you have left Bowser?" Mason asked.
"I have about four thousand, I'll just be spending my time merging everything into higher valued coins."
"You can grab multiple and they only need a slight push into each other to merge, also when you want to shrink them just tap them and think of the sizes you want or think of want you want to take from it!"
"How will it tell those two apart?" Bowser asked.
"Ja made them so why not ask him!" Crazy Hand yelled making Bowser smile.
"I might just do so later," Bowser says laughing. (remember Ja is dead) "By the way, how much do you have Mason?" Bowser asked looking at his 'best friend'.
"I did higher events quite a bit but I don't have as much as you," Mason says and looked at the spot in front of him, with a brief moment of concentration a sack appeared out of nowhere with some harmless sparks, Mason grabbed his Prim sack and opened it. "I'll have to count if I want to buy something of value though," Mason says, his whole head was inside the bag, said bag much larger then his own body.

After around an hour of searching and the occasional sale someone else appeared at the shop setting off some loud beeps, Bowser and Mason came to the conclusion that those beeps can only be heard by people already in the shop. (since they didn't hear them)
Crazy Hand flew over to the person quickly. "ELLO! Welcome to the C-H-S-A-S-S-A-U-H-Q-I-B-P-A-O-E-N-L-S, or 'Crazy Hand's Super Awesome Shop of Supreme Awesomeness and Ultra High Quality Items at the Best Prices Available with Offers Exceeding that of Normal Loser Shops' for long!" Crazy Hand boomed.
"That's a pretty long title," Ness says revealing to Bowser and Mason who had arrived, said two making sure to hide behind a bunch of large items.
"I didn't expect him of all people to have money to buy stuff," Mason whispers to Bowser.
"I guess he has more guts then what he shows to have," Bowser whispered back.
"I can sense you two!" Ness yelled over the music.
"I thought you weren't allowed to use P-S-I!" Bowser yelled.

^Lunch Time - The Asylum of the Insane | The Meeting Room^
Everyone gathered inside the Meeting Room for another Omochao visit. Omochao flew in and landed on the wooden podium. "HELLO EVERYONE!" Omochao yelled. "The available options are Event Sixteen, Event Twenty-Four and Challenger Five!"
"I knew a challenger would be unlocked!"
"You make it sound like a game," Zelda says.
"Who's to say it isn't?" Link yelled.
"I am," Zelda answered.
While those two were talking the others stayed on topic. "So is the challenger Fox?" Ness asked.
"I can't tell and even if I could I actually don't know," Omochao says.
"We went through this earlier," Mason mumbled.
"Hey Ness," Bowser starts and Ness gave him a worried look.
"Um yes. . ." Ness whispers scared, because scaredly isn't a word.
"How was the C-H-S-A-S-S-A-U-H-Q-I-B-P-A-O-E-N-L-S?" Bowser asked getting weird stares.
Keith made a sort of coughing sound, "Um Bowser," He says with an obviously surprised tone. "May I inquire what you are talking about?"
"No you cannot!"
"Why not?"
"Because that would be off topic," Bowser smugly says.
"OOOH! BURN!" Dark Link shouts pointing and laughing, the Ice Climbers also laughed.
"How could you remember that name?" Ness asked.
"Because we're not idiots with the memory span of Fishes!" Mason growled.
"Attention, I will leave soon if nothing is done!" Omochao shouts.
"Alright, I'll take on the challenger!" Captain Falcon says.
"Just don't paint the arena with their blood," Omochao says activating the challenge.

^Final Destination^
Captain Falcon appeared at the almost daily octagon, on the other side of said octagon was a humanoid bird wearing an attire very much similar to Fox's usual getup.
"So it's this now huh, get ready to face your evolved form of the ultra n added man!" Captain Falcon shouts and no one really understood him. (Falco + n = Falcon) Falco dashed towards Captain Falcon while firing his Blaster, Captain Falcon ducked and did some spinning kick that looked like breakdancing, this tripped up Falco and he fell beak first onto the hard purple platform. Captain Falcon jumped into the air and pointed his legs at Falco. "FELCOOOOOOOON KICK!" While he had shouted this a fiery Falcon head had appeared around his right leg and moments after Captain Falcon blasted into the metal ground below, missing Falco due to him getting out of the way. Captain Falcon jumped upright and caught something thrown at him, his face twisted as it stabbed something into his palm.
"Piece of cake," Falco says flipping his blaster up into the air and catching it, his reflector then activated and the electricity formed a current through Captain Falcon's suit. Captain Falcon screamed and to the horror of most he was too caught up in the circuit to free his hand. (Being unable to move due to the mass amounts of current-ing volts) Captain Falcon deliberately lost balance in an attempt to fall off the platform but he landed painfully onto the very edge. Falco walked to him and laughed dryly. "Isn't this fun, watching scum!" The fake Falco rasped in a dark voice.
"Just kick him off already!" Peach yelled shielding her eyes from the torturous scene.
"Keep him there longer, it's pretty!" Popo shouts and Nana nods her head. Falco leans in close to whisper something probably mean to Captain Falcon when the Reflector deactivates. Captain Falcon jumped up enraged and within seconds had Falco dangling over the edge while he held his neck.
"Do! You! Know! HOW PAINFUL THAT WAS!" Captain Falcon screamed and the clone cringed in fear. Captain Falcon spun around and slammed the clone into the ground with multiple bone snapping sounds, the clone tried to stand up but fell over. Captain Falcon stomped loudly onto the clone's back and pulled his fist back. "FALCOOOOOON PUNCH!" A fiery Phoenix mixed with a Falcon and a fist smashed into the clone and splattered green blood everywhere, Captain Falcon however wasn't yet satisfied so he did a few more 'Falcon Punches' and the clone became nothing more then splattered green blood.

^The Asylum^
Everyone who had warped appeared back at the Meeting room, plus Falco.
"Whoa? Where am I?" Falco asked in a deep voice, he looked around him seeing the group of weird creatures.
"Welcome Falco!" Captain Falcon says nicely as he walked to him, Falco took a step back.
"How do you know my name and welcome where?" Falco asked and stopped backing away, mainly since he bumped into a wall.
"Welcome to the Asylum of the Insane, in here we fight for our freedom by completing set events," Captain Falcon says.
"But how do you know my name?"
"Because I did an event that unlocked you from your capsule."
"Are you pulling my leg?"
"Hello Falco! You are now free to do events, the available events are-"
"Is that thing talking to me?" Falco interrupts.

^After Falco is explained about the events and how things work around the place^
For some reason Omochao had waited the entire time, Keith had left since his duties were elsewhere. Falco sat in a seat in-between Captain Falcon and Ness. "I wonder how Fox is doing," Falco mumbled, he had only just remember his team.
"Fox? You know him?" Ness asked and Falco looked at Ness surprised.
"Yes! Do you?"
"Yeah, he was with us until he seemingly vanished! I remember him having a catchphrase of sorts," Ness explains.
"What was it?"
"He said 'fuck you' to almost everyone basically everyday," Ness states.
"That's definitely Fox," Falco says.
"Hey Falco, I introduced you to everyone right?" Captain Falcon asked.
"Yeah, everyone but that android over there," Falco says pointing at Samus.
"That's Samus, oh and this is Kirby!" Captain Falcon says pointing at the pink mess on the wall.
"Um, okay. . ." Falco says questioning the groups mentality for the first time.
"Say hi to Kirby, you wouldn't want to be rude now would you!" Captain Falcon orders.
Falco looked awkwardly at Kirby and spoke in a low voice, "Hi Kirby, how's the um, weather?"
"Enough chitchat everybody!" Omochao shouts, the other people besides Ness, Falco and Captain Falcon had been talking amongst themselves too. "The events sixteen and twenty-five are available!"
"I'll make my mark and do sixteen," Falco says sounding bored.
"Access to event denied."
"WHAT?" Falco yelled glaring at Omochao.
"Kirby only event, maybe try twenty-five," Omochao suggests.
"Wait Falco! AT least question what needs to be done!" DK shouts.
"So much like Fox," Bowser whispers to Mason.
"Alright, ROB explain er Omochao explain the event," Falco stutters.
"The event twenty-five is named 'The Yoshi Herd' and pits whoever does it against thirty Yoshi clones, each set to level one intelligence. The last Yoshi clone however has a Size attribution of two making it larger then two Bowsers or two Donkey Kongs. Each clone has one chance and all but the last come at once, the last comes once the others are gone. There is no time limit but if you fall into the red mist you lose your one and only chance, after ten losses you are locked up," Omochao explains.
"Is this ten try thing for every event?" Falco asked.
"I kind of forgot about that, isn't too important though," Captain Falcon says shrugging.
"WAIT!" The voice of Master Hand booms and he flew into the room.
"It's you! The one who crashed my 'bet Wolf before Fox did' party!" Falco yelled pulling out two of his Blasters.
"Hey sorry about that, here have this sack of fifty Prims, just ignore the fact that the coins each say ten on them when there is ten coins, once you touch them they change into coins with a five on them," Master Hand says throwing a sack at Falco and vanishing.
"Who else didn't realise that mistake?" Zelda asked.
"Even I saw it Zelda, and I'm Dark Link," Dark Link says.
"YOUNG LINK!" Link screamed loudly and slammed an imaginary item onto the table.
"I won't be bribed, next time I see that hand I'll blast him to. . . uh, something small and unfathomable," Falco says sounding very unsure.
"You just contradicted yourself by calling it small and unfathomable, idiot," Mason states.
"Can I just start the bloody event now?" Falco yelled placing the bag down.
"ACTIVATING THE EVENT!" Omochao yelled robotically.

^3D Super Mario World Yoshi's Island place (the one with the spinning blocks and elevated pipe on the left)^
Falco appeared at the area and noticed that the place was surrounded by glass (The area is in a glass box to avoid infinite moving into the background) and that the glass was covered in red mist. Twenty-nine Yoshies appeared and looked at Falco.
"Attack!" One of the clones yells and charged at Falco. Falco pulled out two of his Blasters and shot at some clones, he had perfect aim hitting the eyes of the clones each time he shot.
"Why aren't they dying!" Falco yelled and ran from the very close heard of Yoshies.
"They aren't real animals Falco, they can live without heads but enough blood loss or damage should kill them, just try knocking them into the red mist that should hopefully be surrounding the area," Captain Falcon yells.
"Why have you gotten so mentorial?" Bowser asked.
"That isn't a word Bowser," Peach corrects. Falco was running in large squares to try outrunning the Yoshies, he ran across some blocks and they didn't flip under his weight, a Yoshi clone stepped on the blocks and it flipped making a hole. Since the clones were only level one intelligence the others followed.
"Well that was eas-" Falco starts when the huge Yoshi appears, it landed onto the ground with a thud. "Don't try me!" Falco yells pointing his two Blasters at the huge Yoshi clone. It roared at him and charged for him. Falco dived out of the way and shot at it as it ran past him. The clone turned around and a huge tongue flicked out and wrapped around Falco.
"You're dead," DK says sadly as the tongue flicked back into the clone's mouth, after a few seconds the clone screamed in pain and spat Falco out, he was holding his reflector and it was active. Falco landed on his hands and back-flipped onto two feet and while looking away from the clone shot at it with his Blaster. After he fired the three bursts he spun around and 'barrel rolled' out of the way of a huge tongue, the tongue smashed into the ground and tore up a huge pipe, said pipe flew into the clone knocking it unconscious. Falco ran to it and began pushing the heavy clone towards the red mist. After ages of pushing it fell off the edge and into the red mist.

^Airship^
Falco appeared at the airship, he however just thought he was in a empty and dark room. "Um hello?" Falco calls out to the darkness.
"Oh hello there!" A heavily German voice says and Falco looked around for the source of the voice. "Look up if you aren't afraid of Spiders," A young girl's voice says and Falco looked up at Lee, who looked like a four-legged Spider with a demon's face. Falco shot at Lee but his tentacles caught the bullets much to Falco's surprise. "Oh calm down little Pigeon and listen to what I have to say," A croaky voice demands and Falco nods, he still held his guns though. "You just unlocked a new person for ya team, you fight against an advanced clone I made for this certain challenge and you unlock yourselves a new ally, capiche?" Lee says in an American accent.
"Sure, now what's the go with your voice? You high or something?" Falco asked uncaring about his dangerous situation.
"You know Falco, you remind me of Fox. Except Fox was too brave to worry about these dangerous places, you're probably too stupid."
"What was that!" Falco yelled but he was teleported away.

^Asylum of the Insane^
Falco appeared back with the others. "New challenger I'm guessing," Mario says rolling his eyes.
"How'd you know?" Falco asked.
"Same thing happens every once in-ah while," Mario says.
"So how do I face this 'challenger'?" Falco asked sounding very sceptical about it.
"Tell Omochao you want to face the sixth challenger, but only if you want to face some high levelled foe," Ness says.
"Piece of Cake!" Falco shouts and looked at Omochao. "Yo bot, I want to face this Sixth challenger dude, got that, the sixth challenger."
"Request understood, activating the sixth challenge!"

^Final Destination^
Falco appeared at the huge octagon floating in space, Yoshi stood not too far from him. "This thing again? Come on you ugly dino, do your worst!" Falco jests holding out his weird fingered wing. The Yoshi clone flung out its tongue and Falco grabbed it, he yanked on it sending the clone flying towards him and quickly roundhouse kicked the clone without dropping the tongue. The clone was knocked back but Falco pulled again and started to swing the clone around like Mario would Bowser in Super Mario 64. Falco let go and the clone was sent flying into the red mist. "Mission complete!" Falco shouts and gave a cocky smile at Zelda, his teeth even glinted.

^Asylum of the Insane^
The group reappeared and found Yoshi waiting for them. "Hey everyone! I was just dreaming about you guys and suddenly I'm back!" Yoshi shouts and looked at the group. "Where's Fox?"
"He bailed out little dino, but don't you worry about him! I'm like a better version of Fox!" Falco says giving Yoshi a reassuring thumbs up. . .

^Sometime during the day this chapter takes place - Azure Falls^
Mewtwo warped into Sonic's quarters with a bright flash. "Master, I have detected traces of your blood within the samples taken from Mario's room, someone must have acquired the special DNA capable of sending someone into the VOID!" Mewtwo telepathically tells Sonic, who was laying on his straw bed.
"Good fucking job Mewtwo, now where the hell did Shadow and Ridley go?" Sonic asked angrily.
"Sounds like somebody's in a good mood," Mewtwo says uncaringly.
"So fucking what?" Sonic yelled jumping off his horrible bed. "Master Hand has dropped me back down to Janitor! That's really going to help me spy on these fucking Mercurials!"
"Well at least you still have control over the energy operation," Mewtwo verbally says.
"I was only in control of the events and even then I was just a puppet used by Lord Sonic, I can't wait to tell him that his plan is now under the control of Master Hand!"
"Don't fret about it, Omochao is preprogramed remember, it is only changing its growing personality."
"Get the fuck away from me, I'm too busy to deal with you!"
"Alright, sorry for interrupting your Janitor duties," Mewtwo says not actually meaning to be mean or joking, he then teleported away with a bright flash.
"I guess Shadow and Ridley are now the doomed duo, {small laugh and a short pause} fuck my life. . ."

A/N: This chapter is 9177 words long, including all this. Now for the stats:

Bowser: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Captain Falcon: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 2. Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: 1. Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.

DK: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 4. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 3. Team Kills: Team Defeats: 1. Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Dr Mario: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Falco: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Fox: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: 3. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Ganondorf: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:

Jigglypuff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Kirby: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Link: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 7. Events Attempted: 4. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Luigi: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:

Mario: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 8. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: 6. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 2. Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Marth: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Mewtwo: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 2. Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Mr Game & Watch: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Nana: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Ness: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Peach: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Pichu: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 130. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:

Pikachu: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 4. Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Popo: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Roy: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:

Samus: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: 21. Events Attempted: 6. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 3. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.

Yoshi: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Young Link: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:

Zelda: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: