Rukia's Dream
A/N: Thank you reviewers! You made me so happy. Anyway in a chapter soon to come there will be a lemon. This is a necessary lemon for the rest of the story. This chapter has slight humor in in it but barely any IchiRuki. Just Nel and Yachiru messing with Shiro-chan and Momo-chan! Oh yea conversation with Bleach characters at the end yay!!
Chapter 6 No Yachi-chan!!
(Rukia, voice)
Have you been sleeping well Ruki-chan?
You're here! How can I sleep well? Rukia thought exasperated.
Tut, tut. So mean. You know about me, but you don't know me. You don't fear me, you just fear the unknown. Who am I? It giggled and Rukia shivered.
What's with the riddle? Just tell me who you are!
The sound of wind was the only thing Rukia heard. Her eyes snapped open as her nightmare ended.
"Good morning midget." Ichigo smirked.
"Good morning strawberry." Ichigo gave a light chuckle. He hugged her close to his body as if to savor the moment. Rukia went off on a limb and kissed him. With wide eyes he kissed back.
Rukia broke it with a smirk. "How long did you wait to do that?"
"Too long." he muttered in a daze. This was the perfect chance for Rukia to ask the question.
"Ichigo. Where's my ring?" she purred.
Ichigo snapped out of his daze and gave her a smug look. "Trick failed. You are not getting the ring."
Rukia pouted and stuttered out, "B-but! We are married! I need-"
Ichigo shook his head.
"Please-"
"No."
"Come on!"
"No."
"Daddy! Your pager is buzzing!" Yachiru's voice rang out from downstairs.
"Coming." Ichigo and Rukia dashed downstairs. There was an emergency and Ichigo and Rukia needed to help out.
"Yachiru, Daddy and Mommy have to work. You can play with Nel another day." Rukia said calmly. Yachiru's eyes became tearful and sad. The look broke Rukia's heart but the situation was bad.
"O-okay." she muttered before walking away.
Bring!!
"Hello… Yeah!… Both of you?… That works great! 10 minutes? … okay see you then… yeah bye!" Ichigo said with a crooked grin on his face.
"Yachiru! Nel can come over Auntie Hinamori and Uncle Histugaya are coming over!" Ichigo yelled.
"Toshiro a babysitter (A/N: Lol!)?" Rukia said laughing.
"Momo volunteered and I could hear Toshiro yelling in the background. Nel and Yachiru are going to have fun with those two."
Ichigo and Rukia got ready to work while Yachiru waited for her aunt, uncle, and friend to arrive. She put on a pink T-shirt with chappy on it and some jeans.
Ding-dong!!
"Coming." Ichigo muttered tying a tie. How he hated those things.
"Hey Senna, Nel. Come on in." He went back to fixing his tie that was now way crooked. Senna went to help only to find a cold glare from Rukia. She smirked and fixed Ichigo's tie anyway. "Thanks." he muttered before rushing off. His briefcase was upstairs.
"Hurry up Ichigo! Emergencies don't stitch themselves up you know!" she yelled tapping her foot impatiently. Ichigo came running down the stairs as Momo and Toshiro walked in.
"Hey Kurosaki-taich… I mean Kurosaki- kun!" Momo yelled blushing. Toshiro gave her a look saying, 'You idiot you almost gave it away.'
"Hey Momo-chan! Hey Histugaya-san!" Rukia yelled brightly.
"Hey. Um food is in fridge. Call the hospital in case-" Rukia covered his mouth and waved to the couple. Senna, Rukia, and Ichigo left.
"I'm Neliel Tu! Call me Nel. I'm Yachi-chan's friend. We are gonna have a lot of fun!" she said in one breath. Toshiro looked at her like she was crazy while Momo gave her the 'she's so adorable' look.
"Hina-chan! Histugaya-kun! Nel-chan!" she yelled flying down the stairs. She jumped up and landed on Histugaya's shoulder. "I like your hair! It's pretty."
A vein popped on his head. Did some kid just call his hair… pretty? "What?!" he yelled angrily. Why did he agree with his child loving fiancée to baby-sit?
"She said your hair is pretty. Can we style it?" Nel asked now also on his shoulder.
"No."
"Pwease."
"Yeah please!" Yachiru said drawing out the 'ease.'
"No." he knew if he looked in their eyes he would break so he kept his eyes shut.
"Shiro-chan please?" Oh no! Not Momo too!
"Fine." he growled as the three girls bounced happily. Toshiro and Momo were completely different but they still loved each other.
D
"I bet when we get home Toshiro will hate us."
"Definitely." Rukia agreed.
D
"Yachi-chan! Don't-"
"Momo why is my hair wet?!" he growled. Suddenly the room got really cold. Nel and Yachiru looked at each other then ran towards the phone.
"Histu-chan if you yell I am calling daddy. I'll ask him to put on his black robes!" Yachiru yelled and Nel nodded. Histugaya growled but nodded. He had no desire to face a pissed off Ichigo.
"What is in my hair?" he asked again through clenched teeth.
"Umm… just some food coloring… nothing we can't fix!" she muttered but yelled the last phrase.
Toshiro looked on the verge over exploding. He was seeing red and two little girls. He growled. "What does it look like?"
"Umm red, blue, yellow green, and purple. It's cute!" Momo said in an attempt to cheer him up.
All he saw was red and an image of Ichigo in bankai. "Momo. I'm going to wash up. Please clean up." he said walking off.
"Histu-chan isn't happy." Nel said with a sad look. Yachiru nodded and started picking up combs and brushes.
"Shiro-chan will get over it. He's a big boy." Momo said with a small smile.
D
"The emergencies over do you want to go back?" Rukia asked.
"Um… no! How 'bout we have a date?" Ichigo asked with a raised eyebrow.
I so scored, Rukia thought. "Sure." She got to go on a date with Captain Shinigami.
D
"See Shiro-chan! You can't see through the hat!" Momo said happily.
Toshiro growled but kept walking. He had demanded they go to the park. He needed to meditate and calm the hell down! He sighed. He was definitely not calm.
"Nel and Yachi-chan! Don't go where me and Toshi-chan can't see you!" Momo yelled after the giggling girls.
"They are demon children!" Toshiro hissed.
"They are not! They are cute little girls!" she said defending their honor.
"Momo, I love you but you are completely and utterly insane if you think those two are CUTE!" he yelled.
Momo started (fake) crying. Toshiro gasped and started cursing he had just called his fiancée insane. Yeah, he was a real genius.
"Why'd you make Momo-chan cry?" Yachiru yelled.
"Yeah why'd you do that you big meanie?" Nel hissed stomping up to him.
"Thank you for caring Nel-chan. You too Yachi-chan. You are so sweet!" Momo said hugging Yachiru. Nel jumped on Histugaya's head and started biting him.
"Argh! Get off!" he yelled running around.
D
Ichigo watched the scene before him. "Go first." He hissed at Rukia.
"Hell no! Toshiro will kill me!"
"Let's um go to another park." he stuttered.
"Yeah…" Rukia and Ichigo slowly walked to the car hoping they didn't get spotted.
D
The little attack ended with Toshiro in a pond with his hat off. A little kid calling him 'funny clown guy.' And Momo laughing while apologizing.
"Aww but Shiro-chan!" Momo said jogging to keep up with his pace.
"I refuse to apologize to you or the demons!" Dumbass move on his part. It was after all three against one.
"Please!" Momo said with a face that he couldn't say no to.
"Fine! I'm sorry! Happy now!" he yelled.
"Yes extremely!" she purred. She kissed him on the lips while Yachiru and Nel cheered. Toshiro kissed back with such heat he thought his clothes were dry.
They finished walking home and waited for Ichigo and Rukia to come home. Senna came first.
"Did you have fun Nel?" Senna asked her daughter with a smile.
Nel nodded and waved goodbye to her friend and Momo. She glared at Histugaya before leaving.
"Bye demon…" he muttered under his breath. Momo elbowed him in the stomach causing him to cough.
"How was it?" Ichigo asked smirking.
"Terrible." Toshiro said.
"Wonderful." Momo said at the same time smiling. "Can we baby-sit again sometime?"
"Anytime Momo. Thanks again for coming over on such short notice." Rukia said carefully avoiding Toshiro's gaze.
Toshiro was absolutely shocked. Suddenly everyone but Yachiru shouted, "NO YACHI-CHAN!!"
Splat!!
"Gah!!" Toshiro yelled. He had cake on his face.
"Oops! Sorry Histugaya-kun! I meant to pass it to you. So so-we!" she said tears in her eyes.
Everyone stared at Toshiro like he might explode. To everyone's surprise he hugs Yachiru and starts laughing. "I had fun today." he said. He then whispered so only Yachiru could hear, "Next time we'll mess with Momo-chan. Okay?"
Yachiru nodded with a big grin plastered on her face. "Ready Momo?"
Momo nodded and smiled at everyone as she left.
Ichigo and Rukia started laughing as soon as the door was closed. Today, had been fun.
A/N: Did you like it? Please review and tell me if you liked it! This chapter was fun to make. Now we talk with some people.
Shiro: Change my name to Histugaya, Danii.
Me: No I like Shiro.
Shiro: Change it this instant!
Me: Okay okay! (smirks)
Momo's Shiro: NO!!
Momo: It's cute!
Momo's Shiro: (glares)
Momo: Danii! He is being mean!
Me: (Takes out keyboard.)
Momo's Shiro: Like that will do any good! (laughs)
Me: Oh.. It does wonders.
Momo's Shiro: (rolls eyes) Danii is the best! No why did that come out! She is pretty! Stop! (giggles like Momo) (faints)
Momo: Will he be ok?
Me: Yeah. I better be gone by then. Bye Momo-chan! (runs away fast)
Momo: Bye Danii-chan. Oops she forgot to remind you guys to review PLEASE!! ( makes face that Shiro can't say no to)