The Events! Part 19: Doomed Duo!
A/N: I just realised that last chapters are a sort of countdown, Forgone for Four Gone, Trio Retrieval and now Doomed Duo. All are digging in deeper into what I like to call 'The VOID'. Before anyone points this out the VOID is in fact a reference to Minecraft but that is only true to its name, the importance of the VOID is different.
If you see a word you don't know the meaning of and it isn't a bad word or being used in an insult I highly suggest looking said word up!
Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros. Melee's events and characters, most characters are copyrighted of Nintendo but some are copyright of SEGA. I in no way claim these characters to be my own and even if anything like this is produced from Nintendo or SEGA I will not claim ownership or originality of it. This apparently does not break copyright laws. (I still think fan fiction does)
Warning: This chapter, like others, contains the use of swearing, cussing, violence, mentally distorting events and possibly frightening moments. If you believe such things can/will offend or scare you please refine yourself from reading. As an author it is my responsibility to give this warning out to readers, you have been warned. Also don't look up whatever Ridley says since it's always bad, and he is very easily agitated. . .
By the way, this is my first ever 10'000 word plus chapter! Go me I guess. (12,448)
My list:
Active: Pikachu, Bowser, Peach, DK, Captain Falcon, Ness, Nana, Popo, Samus, Zelda, Link, Pichu, Young Link, Mario, Falco, Yoshi.
Inactive: Kirby, Fox.
^Early Morning - The Airship^
It was a very cold morning on the Airship stationed at Azure Falls. If it wasn't for the constantly flowing waterfalls of azure coloured water then the lake that surrounded the airship would have frozen over long ago, of course the airship wasn't in the lake but was on a small island positioned roughly in the centre of the huge lake. Said lake was being fed azure water from the multiple waterfalls coming from all sides, this feature made the lake seem like a creator or a huge hole, hidden from prying eyes and dangerous bypassers. The lake was named Azure Lake for the same reason the mountains were named Azure Falls, for their water was a beautifully azure looking colour, much unlike anywhere else. This would be a peacefully, lovely place if it wasn't for its dark secrets, within the inner walls of the mountains were zigzagging corridors that led to huge underground rooms within a secret base, this was and still is the base of the Mercurial. The huge airship looked small in comparison.
Deeper inside this wondrous location floated Master Hand, he was in the communications room and was listening in. "Mastre han! Ca you hear me?" Shadow asked as his transmission broke apart. Master Hand waited for him to speak again. "Master Hand? Thizz is Shadow? I need help escap- BZZZT- the VOID, my powerz aren't working here!" Shadow pleaded.
"Shouldn't you answer that?" Mewtwo asked telepathically so he wouldn't be heard, by Sonic's orders Mewtwo was now working for Master Hand. Master Hand shook his body.
"Sir, I don't know how much longer I can lazt out here, help me please!" Shadow begged.
"Shadow this is Master Hand, what is your situation?" Master Hand boomed.
"Sir!" Shadow shouts sounding relieved, "I was compromised by the Primid and after a fierce battle I came out on top, the Primid fled but has left me injured and unable to call upon my powers, can you come and-"
"Are the three escapees dead?"
"No sir but-"
"Then you have failed me, go to hell!" Master Hand shut off the communications.
"You do realise Ridley is there with him," Mewtwo states.
"Well that solves our problem, doesn't matter which one's the traitor if they're stuck there," Master Hand explains flying off.
'Help them get out Mewtwo, they don't deserve to die!'
"Yes. . . mysterious voice of spiritual essence?" Mewtwo says, his eyes going orange. Mewtwo then teleported himself to the VOID. . .
^Six O'clock AM - The Asylum of the Insane^
Falco had woke up abruptly. He was sitting upright gasping for air while looking around him worriedly.
"What the hell? Was that a dream?" Falco loudly growled. He got out of his bed and opened his door quietly, he stuck his beak and head out and looked left and right quickly. . . No one? "I'm sure I was speaking with Fox only moments before. . . damn, first day and I'm already going nutty!" Falco gave the halls one last glance from the safety of his door before scurrying back into bed.
Zelda was awake, Falco had awoken her. At first she was really annoyed but after hearing what he had to say she didn't mind too much anymore. 'So Fox is still here, or maybe it's that ghost that haunted Mario and Kirby for awhile.'
"Hello Zelda," Link says from a wooden chair in her room, Zelda screamed but clasped her hands onto her mouth quickly.
"Link!" She growls, "What the bloody hell are you doing here?" Zelda yelled angrily, her hands now clenched into fists.
"I was watching you sleep, has anybody ever told you that you look really ugly when you sleep?" Link asked laughing for a bit.
"Get the fuck out of my room!" Zelda yelled pointing at the door, Link laughed at Zelda and left.
"Enjoy the trip Zelda," Link shouts closing Zelda's door.
DK worriedly walked to the forbidden basement door, it wasn't forbidden but he knew from Keith's description of this 'Hiro' guy that nobody would like to willingly enter his basement.
"You sure about this?" Yoshi whispered.
"I need some character development so yeah," DK says.
"Pardon?"
"I meant I need to know about this guys character," DK states.
"But what if he's like Nic Os? Or even crankier?" Yoshi asked.
"We haven't actually seen that orange haired lout in quite some time, oh well. Here goes nothing!" DK shouts quietly and turned the doorknob, it was locked. "Well that ruins our plan, time to call it quits and leave!" DK says turning to leave, Yoshi blocked him off.
"Sure sure," Yoshi says and stuck his tongue out, it wrapped around the doorhandle and turned it open.
"Oh it must have just gotten stuck," DK says defensively, Yoshi walked past him. "I never knew you were this determined to do things,"
"Fox is missing and I need to know why, I was taken by Hiro for killing Lee and also taking one of the Primid Gems," Yoshi states as he walked down the stone stairs into the darkness, DK followed.
"What's a Primid Gem?"
"There is seven of them, they are what holds this place together." The two then reach the bottom of the staircase, the basement was so dark that even the light from above couldn't cut into the haze.
"Link Guards, what do you want now?" A booming voice asked from inside the darkness somewhere.
"Don't speak," DK whispers to Yoshi, Yoshi ignored him.
"We're not clones, I want you to tell me something! Or else!" Yoshi threatened and the darkness flashed a bunch of crazy colours, this blinded the two and when the flashing stopped they found themselves trapped inside overly large birdcages, a very muscular but short man stood looking at them.
"Yoshi, DK. Why are you two disturbing me?" The person asked.
"You must be Hiro," Yoshi started and Hiro gave a short nod. "I'm Yoshi as you just mentioned and I'm here to get you to tell me something!"
"Well you've done a brilliant job, if I unlock this cage will you please leave me alone, I have work to do," Hiro says.
"Sure!" DK quickly says.
"No! I want to know about Fox!" Yoshi demands.
"Sure," Hiro says and hobbled off into the darkness, both Yoshi and DK noticed that he had a large, bloodstained rip through his left pant leg. After a couple of seconds Hiro returned holding a sheet of paper that he kept facing away from Yoshi and DK. "Alright then, {clears throat} Fox has killed one staff member, he has killed three clones, he has attempted three events and won two of them and I hope you can guess how many he has lost then, he has been responsible for getting you Yoshi in trouble and has unitalic knowledge of Kikki. Happy now?" Hiro asked.
"Um, what do you mean unitalic?" Yoshi asked, DK didn't care about any of it.
"When I'm filling in if someone knows about Kikki I put a yes in italic if they know about Kikki but not enough to be seen as a threat, if I have them not in italic it means they either know fully about Kikki or enough for Kikki to be in danger."
"So Fox knows about some Kikki?" Yoshi asked.
"That is all I will tell you, now since you two have wasted my time can I at least get one or both of you to do a favour or two for me? It's nothing too tedious and isn't related to the events or the other prisoners."
"I guess," Yoshi says thinking about the possibilities.
"Tell us first, then we'll decide!" DK orders.
"Could one of you buy some things from Crazy Hand for me, I'm willing to supply the Prim for them but my orders forbid me from leaving this place unless otherwise told."
"What do we get out of it?" DK asked.
"You just wasted a bunch of my time and this is to compensate for it, not do and earn! But I will give you an extra hundred or so Prims if you do as I ask, I have no real use for them anyway," Hiro explains.
"Sure, what do you want?" Yoshi asked and Hiro pulled out a spikey object, he used the object to unlock the cages because it was a key and not some weapon.
^Breakfast time - The Asylum of the Insane^
Everyone turned up at breakfast like usual, everyone alive and active that is. Omochao was waiting for them. "HELLO EVERYONE!" Omochao boomed.
"Hey Omelette!" Link shouts waving at Omochao.
"You two look tired," Falco says to DK and Yoshi, they had slight purple marks under their eyes.
"Just a tad," DK says.
"So Mario how's life been treating you?" Yoshi asked trying to evade Falco's topic.
"Like shit mixed with a Goomba and a Koopa and a Paratrooper Koopa and a Koopatrooper and a Spiny and a Lakitu and a-" Yoshi decided to listen to Omochao.
"So the available events are sixteen and twenty-five, which will it be?" Omochao asked.
"Have a fricken guess," Mason grumbled.
"Alright, you need Kirby," Omochao says looking at Kirby's splattered remains.
"We'll do twenty-five," DK says.
"Alright, this is a Bowser only event."
"Really? What's it called?" Bowser asked.
"Gargantuans, in it you have to face a level five intelligence clone of DK while both of you have the attribution of Increased Size Three. DK has two chances while you have one."
"That's unfair," Ness points out.
"But Bowser has two allies," Omochao says.
"Alright, Mario and Peach you join me and I'll prove that I'm willing to forgive and forget!" Bowser roars.
"You actually only get clone versions of pre-set allies, surprising they are of Mario and Peach," Omochao states and Nic Os ran into the room, he had opened the door so roughly it banged into the wall.
"Omochao!" Nic Os shouts and stopped in front of the droid.
"Yes?" Omochao asked and Nic Os leaned in close to the small robot.
"Escalus has been watching and thinks that Bowser should have the real Mario and Peach, he says he won't matter too much," Nic Os whispered.
"Alright then! Bowser you can have the real Mario and Peach!" Omochao starts and Nic Os teleported away with purple coloured lights. "But they have the attributions that the clones would have had, that being Size Reduction Six, so they are basically midgets."
"Hear that Mario, you're becoming even shorter!" Mason jests.
"Bowser! I don't want to do this!" Mario yelled.
"Me neither," Peach says.
"Don't you mean either?" Young Link asked.
"No neither," Peach says.
"Don't worry Mario, you'll earn some free Prim while I do this for you!" Bowser explains.
"I don't want no fricken Prim!" Mario yelled.
"Cool it, just sit aside and let me do all the work then."
"NO!" Mario yelled.
"Mario? Do you truly not wish to help?" Omochao asked.
"No!" Mario yelled.
"Oh so you do wish to help! Alright the event is starting!" Omochao yells and Mario's eyes widen.
"Wait no!" He yelled as the event started. . .
^Fake City | Rooftops^
Bowser, Mario and Peach appeared atop of a huge building, an endless amounts of buildings of varying sizes were around them.
"Hey where's the red mist?" Bowser asked looking around, there was no glass box, no red mist and no watchers.
"The group are invisible," A kind sounding voice says, it was male and sounded somewhat familiar. (Before people assume no it isn't Fox)
"Like that Church place?" Peach asked and Bowser looked down at her and Mario. Since he was enlarged and they had been shrunk he appeared even larger to them. (Their voices are normal pitch)
"Yes quite like that, but the red mist is located roughly thirty metres of the ground of what would normally be the ground, I structured that sentence wrong didn't I?" The voice says and Mario glared at the sky, he recognised the voice and knew who it was.
"LYING BITCH!" Mario screamed angrily at the sky.
"Shut up Mario, whoever this is is helping you three!" Zelda shouts from somewhere.
"Anyway," The voice continued. "If you want to win, stay off the ground and remain on the rooftops. Also, I am spawning DK for you three. . . NOW!" The voice yelled and a colossus Gorilla appeared on a building not too far away.
"Alright, you two probably should hide," Bowser instructs, Peach nods but Mario crosses his arms.
"You dragged me in so I'm doing something!" Mario stated. DK jumps onto the building closest to them and Bowser growls, he takes a few steps back readying the building for DK's arrival. DK jumped and almost squished Mario and Peach.
"Alright you oversized Ape! It's show time!" Bowser roared and both DK and him glared at each other, suddenly DK looked down and started to punch at the tiny humans below him. "Um? What about me?" Bowser asked as DK stomped past him chasing after Mario and Peach as they ran away. Mario did three quick jumps and his third jump defied physics by not only going higher then possible but also far enough to land Mario onto another building. Peach jumped and flew across onto the building, this building was shorter then the starting one but much larger. DK jumped across after them leaving Bowser alone. "Like really?" Bowser asked his invisible crowd before stomping to the edge of his building, he jumped across easily and landed behind DK. The huge clone slammed a fist at Peach and somehow missed. Mario spun around and threw some tiny glowing dots at DK's toenail, the tiny fireballs hit him with no visible effect. Bowser punched DK's back and the clone fell forward almost onto Peach, it got up and turned to face Bowser. "About time, now come on!" Bowser roared and jumped at DK, he slammed his right side into the clone in an attempt to knock it over. DK pushed him away and gave Bowser a kick in the stomach. Bowser growled and breathed a huge burst of fire at DK, the fire lit the cloned fur and DK screeched in anger and pain. The huge clone stomped onto the building while pounding its chest and before Bowser could act grabbed his arm and threw him over its back and onto another building, this one again lower.
Mario grabbed DK's little toe and tried climbing up, since he was so small and light the clone didn't notice or feel him. "Wait Mario!" Peach shouts running to him, Mario looked down at her from DK's ankle.
"What?" Mario asked and Peach pulled out a metal bat.
"Use this!" Peach yelled throwing the tiny bat at Mario, he caught it and after a quick nod began climbing up DK's huge foot. DK jumped onto the building Bowser was on a Mario hanged onto his fur tightly. Bowser swiped at DK and his claws dug into his chest leaving a bleeding gash, said gash was bleeding green blood. DK grabbed Bowser's neck but let go when Bowser breathed some fire at his arm. DK stepped back and almost fell off the building. Bowser pushed DK but the clone held its ground firmly, the clone shoved Bowser's arms away and stomped at Peach, missing her by a lot. Mario reached the bottom of DK's leg. Bowser breathed fire at DK again and the huge clone jumped aside while watching Peach escape to an even lower building. DK pushed past Bowser and jumped for Peach, they met around halfway between the two buildings and fell together into the red mist. DK respawned on a building and looked at Bowser.
"Finally those two are gone and the real fight can begin!" Bowser yelled and stomped towards the edge, he jumped up to another building and ran slowly towards the clone. The clone swung its fist at Bowser and hit his shell with a loud bang, the clone yanked its hand back while screaming. Bowser slammed his hand up into DK's throat and dug his claws in. With his other hand Bower started to swipe deep gashes across DK's chest and stomach. DK's throat made a gurgling sound and green blood began dripping from his mouth and neck. DK kicked at Bowser but it had little effect. Bowser threw DK at a building and he slammed loudly into it, before falling off and into the red mist DK dug his hands into the building and held himself tightly. Bowser stomped as close as he dared and breathed a large batch of fire at DK, the fire covered DK and most of the wall. After awhile DK leaped off the wall into Bowser and the two tumbled back, DK kicked Bowser off of him and the large Turtle slammed down onto a much taller building, this one didn't have a flat top. Bowser stood up and waited for DK to jump, the clone did jump but much higher then Bowser had expected. The clone climbed to the top of the building and held tightly onto the pole like top as it pounded its chest with its free hand.
"Reminds me of some movie I saw," Falco states.
"What was it about?" Ness asked.
"A big Monkey that likes some girl, eventually they killed the Monkey and everybody but the Monkey were happy," Falco explains as Bowser climbs up after DK.
"Why does this have to be so {grunts} difficult!" Bowser complained as he pulled his heavy body up the tower. DK let go of the top and slammed his feet into Bowser's head, the two fall down together and land with DK on top. Bowser rolls aside making DK fall and the two stood up facing each other again. DK lunged at Bowser so he quickly dropped down into his shell, DK slammed into the building and fell onto Bowser's shell. The clone screeched in pain and quickly pushed itself off of Bowser's spikey and invincible shell. Bowser stood up and punched DK, the clone growled and jumped at Bowser again. Bowser ducked into his shell and DK slammed onto his stomach atop of a lower building. Bowser jumped down and did some fancy trick in the air that allowed him to land shell first into DK's back. The deadly spikes dug into DK and green blood basically squirted out of his back. The clone got up with Bowser still attached to his back and purposely jumped off of the building towards the red mist. Bowser growled in annoyance and the two began to twirl in the air trying to force the other underneath themselves. Bowser happened to be on top as they entered the red mist. . .
^The Asylum of the Insane^
"Congratulations! You won!" Omochao shouts to Bowser, Mario and Peach.
"Good work Peach!" Young Link shouts.
"Good work Mario!" Link shouts.
"What about me?" Bowser asked staring at the two idiots.
"They could've handled themselves perfectly fine without you," Link says rolling his eyes for no reason.
"Where's my Prim reward?" Bowser asked.
"Automatically placed within your Prim sack, don't ask how," Omochao says.
"How?" Mario asked and Omochao's eyes glow red.
"I SAID NOT TO ASK!" Omochao yelled before flying away.
^The VOID^
Ridley morphed into his human form and landed skilfully onto the ground unharmed, he had been flying for hours upon end and doubted his wings could handle going any further. "That fucking stupid dickhead Mewtwo! Leaving me here for fucking who knows how bloody long!" Ridley yelled attacking the purple ground with his two swords. "And that retarded bitch Shadow! How dare he fucking leave me here! That bastard! How I wish I could fucking rip him apart and then, without killing him, make him face off against the stinking Primid! Damn you Shadow! DAMN YOU!" Ridley yelled slicing the ground so quickly and powerfully that sparks shot up.
"You haven't made it very far," A cocky voice shouts and Ridley turned around, running across the smooth ground towards him was Shadow, except he wasn't running he was floating? His two shoes had small thursters in them that allowed him to skate across the ground inches above it.
"Shadow! Fuck you!" Ridley yelled throwing a sword at him, Shadow caught it and stopped instantly not too far away from him, his shoes able to perfect his movement to such a extent he didn't he slide a bit.
"That's not very nice to say and do to your only chance of escape," Shadow calmly says as his antigravity shoes deactivated, making him drop a tiny bit.
"Give me back my fucking sword you prick!" Ridley yelled making Shadow laugh.
"Seems like somebody's blown a gasket," Shadow says laughing still. Ridley threw his second sword and Shadow caught it skilfully. "Tsk tsk tsk," Shadow starts waving his index finger of his right hand, the sword waved with it, "you shouldn't attack your only chance of freedom, I can teleport you out of here!" Shadow announces smiling.
"The why the fricken bloody hell are you here wasting my fucking time?" Ridley yelled stomping towards Shadow, who calmly walked back every step Ridley took. "Stop doing that arsehole!"
"Just wait, I want something in return for helping you, maybe-"
"Go die you fucking dick!" Ridley yelled and morphed into his Space Dragon form, he looked a Shadow and breathed a beam of energy at him, Shadow easily dodged by jumping aside.
"Have your swords, you'll need them now that you're stuck here," Shadow slyly says as he threw the two swords at Ridley, who didn't catch them because he was a Dragon.
Ridley growled at Shadow and morphed into his humanoid form to take his swords, "Alright, what the fuck is it you want in return?"
"Well, I've read that there are these seven gems called Primid Gems, they keep the Gap and this place. . . 'alive',"
"Congrats, you found out this isn't the Gap, now go fuck yourself! I'm not giving you my Primid Gem!" Ridley yelled.
"Good guess, but I don't want you to give it to me. {short pause} I want to take it from you!" Shadow announces and flicked his hand forward, a red light flashed out and exploded against Ridley, the blast propelled him through the air and into a large purple rock. Ridley groaned in pain and dizziness and slowly stood up. Shadow skated through the air towards him and spun around in the air, he kicked out and hit Ridley's chin, knocking him into the rock again. Shadow flew up higher and formed a glowing spear in his hands, he threw it at Ridley and it stabbed through his chest. Ridley cried out in pain and jumped off the rock, he did a somersault in the air and transformed into his Space Dragon form. Ridley glared at Shadow and breathed a beam of energy at him, Shadow flew aside and threw another spear at Ridley, it hit his metal exoskeleton and bounced off, as it bounced off it dissipated. "Give me that Gem Ridley!"
"Never! Not to a low life like you!" Ridley yelled firing another beam at him, Shadow held his hands and the beam stopped just in front of him hands and started to curl up into a large sphere.
"GIVE IT TO ME! NOW!" Shadow demanded and threw the sphere at Ridley, Ridley morphed into a human and was small enough not to get hit. The green orb of death flew past the two and hit something off in the distance, said hit thing roared loudly.
"Shit! Good fucking job!" Ridley yelled turning around to see the Primid off in the distance. "The fuck?" Ridley's eyes widened as he saw how bloody and damaged the Primid was.
"Remember when you left us alone, yeah I fucked up that beast like I will you!" Shadow states and Ridley starred shocked at the highly damaged monster.
"Uh um. . ." Ridley stutters as the Primid angrily stomped towards them, small traces of green coloured energy around its leg, which wasn't damaged at all.
Shadow walked to Ridley's side and placed a caring arm across his shoulders, "So how's 'bout that Primid Gem ol' sport, think it's time to hand it over?" Shadow asked mockingly.
Ridley growled and shoved a hand into one of his many pockets and pulled out a triangular gem that glowed a beautiful purple radiance, "Take the fucking gem and get me out of here!" Ridley demanded and Shadow grabbed the gem.
"You see Ridley, I've momentarily lost the ability to teleport, so see ya!" Shadow exclaims and dashed away before Ridley could react, Ridley swiped at the air missing Shadow completely.
"DAMN YOU!" Ridley screamed and felt the ground shake as the Primid stomped closer. Ridley quickly picked his swords up and ran away, he couldn't even see Shadow anymore. Ridley jumped up into the air and morphed into a Space Dragon, he quickly began flapping his wings to get away from the Primid.
Off in the far distance Mewtwo appeared with a flash of light and looked around him, he was at the mountain from last chapter. 'They wouldn't have left this place would they?' Mewtwo flew up to the top and looked around, the mountain had partially collapsed and their was green blood splattered about. "Hey Shadow! Ridley! Come here to leave!" Mewtwo yelled getting no reply. He flew to a pool of blood and crouched down to look at it closely. 'That's from a clone? Wait. . . that's the Primid? I hope they didn't hurt the Primid! What to do? Should I tell Kikki failed? No I can't disobey him but. . . no he isn't my master but he is my master but argh! I better find the two or else. . . else what? Kikki can't do shit at the moment. . . can he? Will he? I must not disobey. . . but Sonic is my master not him. . . but he is Sonic's. . . dammit! Why is life so complex and difficult to understand!' Mewtwo sat down next to the blood and looked up at the dark red sky thinking about how beautiful the purple skies always look, then he realised something. "Shit!" Mewtwo gasped and jumped up, "It's been hurt!" And with that Mewtwo blasted himself through the air with enough force to blast apart some of the gravelly mountain.
^Lunch Time - The Asylum of the Insane^
Everyone met up at the meeting room again and sat in their usual spots. Omochao hadn't arrived yet.
"Hey everyone!" Link starts and some people groaned. "Lookie at what I got!" Link shouts pulling a crystal ball from his pocket.
"Whoa, some glass," Zelda sarcastically says.
"Not just any glass!" Link shouts and looked left and right, "USELESS GLASS!"
"Link, how did you afford that?" Bowser asked.
"Wouldn't have cost much," Zelda says.
"Costed me two plus zero zero!" Link states.
"So two Prim, you're a big spender Link," Ness says.
"That thing costs two hundred Prim," Bowser says.
"How do you know?" Mario asked just to get in an argument with Bowser.
"I've went shopping at Crazy Hand's supe-pah um, his shop," Bowser says mumbling the last part of his sentence.
"Anyway, I got it to do this!" Link shouts and threw the ball at Young Link, "REMEMBER YOUR NAME!"
The glass shattered into hundreds of tiny shards and stabbed into Young Link, "Hey that hurt!" Young Link shouts pulling some shards out.
"I went to his store and got something," Captain Falcon announces.
"Well good job, you can shop!" Falco angrily says, he was annoyed at his 'teams' stupidity.
"Why are you so bitchy?" Captain Falcon asked hurt at Falco's rudeness.
"Even Zelda isn't- oh wait, she is," Mason says getting glared at by Zelda.
"People please stop fighting!" DK says clapping loudly.
"Has anyone {sniffle} seen Popo?" Nana asked rushing into the room while crying, everyone just stared at her.
"Yeah he's up on the mansion's roof, go up and play with him," Mason says and Nana left the room.
"What a dick," Falco says sadly, he however was the only one who felt sad for Nana because everyone else hated them. (I haven't included it but the prisoners do actually do stuff between meals, nothing important though)
"HELLO EVERYONE!" Omochao shouts flying in through a hole, Zelda quickly pushed Link's chair over to stop him from shouting stupid things, he however screamed loudly and very high pitched-ly as he fell over. "The available events are sixteen and twenty-six-"
"Um Omochao," Keith says rushing in, he looked worried about something.
"Yes Keith?" Omochao asked.
"Due to certain circumstances we can't risk having an event, especially the one you are offering," Keith says sounding truly scared.
"Alright then. Hey you lot!" Omochao shouts getting everyone's attention, "Keith here just told me some bad news, no events until some further notice!" Some people smiled and some -like Mason- were unhappy. "So instead I'll be conducting the first ever {short pause for tension} TOURNAMENT!" Omochao yelled flinging its arms up into the air, not that anyone really noticed since its arms were so small.
"Oh great, meaningless pain," Pikachu grumbled.
"The winner of this tournament will earn five hundred Prim!" Omochao announces and some people looked at Omochao happily. "Only sixteen people are here and that creates a perfect tournament!" Omochao shouts and looked at everyone. "Why are we missing two?"
"I'll go get Nana," Falco says rushing off.
"I think he likes her," Bowser says chuckling.
"People can be nice Bowser for no reason," Peach insists.
^Later, a lot later - The Asylum^
All sixteen contestants were ready, Popo was apparently on the roof trying to play tightrope with a tightrope. "Alright everyone! Let me introduce you to the Tournament Master!" Omochao yells and with a flash of Hiro appeared next to it.
"Where the hell am I?" Hiro mumbled and looked around, some people were looking at him scared because of his muscular appearance.
"Hiro will use his mind to formulate a random tournament starting setting, right Hiro?"
"Um what?"
"Alright then, do your thing!"
"No wait what?" Hiro asked confused.
"A tournament Hiro," Keith says.
"Oh, we're doing that this early?" Hiro asked.
"Yes, no make a bracket tournament thing and draw it on the whiteboard behind you!" Keith ordered and a whiteboard appeared.
Hiro, looking very confused and unsure, drew a sixteen contestant tournament on the board. "Well er, there is battles ranging from A to O, the first round is A to H and here are the contestants!" Hiro says. (I did this with a tournament maker, so it is random despite what some pairings may suggest, I did however choose who won and whatnot)
A: Captain Falcon and Popo
B: Bowser and Samus
C: Link and Nana
D: Young Link and Peach
E: Ness and Zelda
F: Mario and Yoshi
G: Falco and Pikachu
H: DK and Pichu
Some people laughed at seeing some of the pairings. "Alright then!" Omochao starts, "If you make it to the Semi-finals you win fifty Prim, if you make it to the Finals you earn one hundred Prim and if you win the tournament you get another five hundred Prim, so six hundred and fifty Prim in total for winning, one hundred and fifty for making the finals and just fifty for making the semi-finals," Omochao states.
"I'm so screwed," DK says sadly.
"You? What about me?" Ness yelled.
"Yoshi, I'm sorry," Mario says and Yoshi laughed.
"You think you're going to win?" Yoshi asked and Mario nodded.
"I can't believe Link is facing Nana, that'll take forever!" Zelda complained.
"At least you aren't facing Samus!" Bowser says.
"I'll pull out," Samus says.
"No can do, you either compete or DIE!" Omochao yelled, "The option was just for show, you have to compete."
"I'll just loose on purpose then," Samus states.
"Thank god," Bowser says sighing, "I actually have a chance now!"
"I'm so screwed," DK repeats, he was staring at the whiteboard scared.
"We got it," Bowser says.
"I'm so screwed," DK says again.
"Are you kidding? You're fighting a little rat! I'm fighting the fatter version of that rat too," Falco says disgusted at how DK was freaking out.
"Well you'll have to face both if you win," Peach says.
"Implying DK won't win are we," Young Link says laughing.
"Can we just get this over with," Samus demands.
"Alright, ur um, activating the first tournament. . ." Hiro says and an awkward silence followed.
"It didn't work," Link points out after the silence.
"No duh," Mason says.
"Hiro, just behave yourself!" Keith ordered and pulled out a fat looking gun that couldn't possibly fit in his pocket. He shot the gun and a huge bubble came out that enveloped everyone in the room. . .
Before I get into the tournament let me just explain something, the places are different depending on what round. Match A is the first one to start but everyone not in it are actually observing from around or inside the stage, they are invisible and cannot speak to the fighting two, they can however speak to each other but the battlers won't be able to hear them. Once someone has done their match they are sent to the meeting room where they can look at Hiro's drawing.
^2D Battlefield | Match A: Captain Falcon Versus Popo^
Captain Falcon and Popo appeared at the 2D version of Battlefield.
"Please go easy on him," Peach says and to her surprise both Popo and Captain Falcon appeared to have not heard her.
"They won't hear you so save your breath," Omochao says, it had warped with them for once. The only ones who didn't were Keith and Hiro, Hiro was at the meeting room keeping the drawing up to date and Keith was being Keith by just vanishing.
Captain Falcon ran at Popo and 'Falcon Kicked' him into the red mist off of the platform. (The side red mist)
Captain Falcon and Popo appeared at the meeting room and Hiro updated the drawing. "Sorry 'bout that little guy, I honestly didn't want to let you go on and get hurt more," Captain Falcon nicely says and patted the small boy's head.
"You just want to make me cry!" Popo yelled and cried.
^2D Battlefield | Match B: Bowser Versus Samus^
Bowser appeared at the two dimensional stage and saw Samus, she simply gave Bowser a thumbs up and casually jumped off the edge.
The two appeared back and Hiro sighed, "I guess the matches are pretty dominate based to end so quickly," Hiro states and changed the drawing.
"No hard feelings Samus?" Bowser asked.
"Why did you beat her in a humiliating way?" Captain Falcon asked.
"No she just S D-ed," Bowser says and noticed Popo crying in a corner.
^2D Battlefield | Match C: Link Versus Nana^
Link and Nana appeared at the stage. "Alright nanananananananananananana! You are going in UP!" Link yelled and pulled out his shield, he ran to Nana and she screamed. Nana pulled out her hammer and slammed it against Link's shield, Link stepped back and pushed his shield at Nana, who deflected it with her hammer.
"Sad thing is this is the most fighting done so far," Zelda says with a depressed sigh.
"Just you wait for my turn and I'll give you some fighting!" Mason declares.
"She won't be able to see it," DK says.
"Oh," Mason says.
"Dammit! You should have made a big song and dance about him messing up!" Zelda yelled. While they were busy talking Nana was busy attacking Link, the two had ventured up to the higher right platform and Nana was slowly shoving Link closer to the edge. With one mighty push (for Nana that is) Link was knocked off the platform and down below. Nana jumps up and down with joy until Link stands up on the base platform. He used his grappling hook thingy to grab Nana's left foot and yanked her off the upper right platform, she fell off and somehow the hook lost grip and sent her flying into the red mist.
The two appeared back at the meeting room. Hiro, being somehow able to know who won, fixed up the drawing.
"Good job Link!" Bowser says.
"I. . . won! YES! YES YES!" Link shouts.
"That was just round one Link, you're up against another person later on," Captain Falcon tells him while watching Nana join Popo in a corner to cry, luckily for Samus it wasn't her corner.
^2D Battlefield | Match D: Young Link Versus Peach^
Young Link and Peach appeared at the stage. Peach quickly pulled out her metal bat and ran at Young Link. The dark clone of Link pulled out his bow and fired his sword with it, this surprisingly worked and a sword stabbed through Peach's chest and knocked her over into a bleeding pile.
"OH my god! I'm so sorry!" Young Link shouts and ran to her, he crouched down and Peach pulled the sword out of her chest and stabbed at Young Link, she got him and he screamed while jumping back in fright. Peach jumped up and chased Young Link with the metal bat. Since it was only a 2D stage and there wasn't anywhere left to run Peach chased Young Link off of the platform and the two fell down, Peach barely winning.
Hiro changed the drawing.
"Whoa Peach, good job!" Bowser says patting her back with his huge hand.
"Where is that Link?" Peach yelled angrily, despite being fully healed she wanted revenge.
"Right here," Link says and walked to Peach smiling, he was also making kissing gestures with his mouth.
"I meant the other one," Peach says angrily.
"Why? I'm obviously more cuter," Link says.
"I want to smash his face in with my bat!" Peach declared and looked at the frightened Link as he backed off, after he backed off Peach spotted Young Link hiding behind Captain Falcon.
Peach stomped towards the two but Captain Falcon held out his hand, "Calm down, there is no need to harm the wildlife!"
^2D Battlefield | Match E: Ness Versus Zelda^
Ness and Zelda appeared at the stage. "How am I supposed to win without PSI?" Ness screamed and Zelda walked to him.
"Jump off or I'll hurt you!" Zelda demanded and Ness did just that.
Hiro fixed the drawing. "That was quick," He commented.
"Did you use your magic to absolutely decimate him?" Captain Falcon asked Zelda.
"No, I asked him nicely to lose, so he did," Zelda says sitting down.
"By nicely you mean threaten with death?" Bowser asked.
"Yes!" Ness shouts quickly.
"No," Zelda says.
^2D Battlefield | Match F: Mario Versus Yoshi^
The two landed and Yoshi looked at Mario sadly. "Sorry Mari-argh!" Yoshi screamed as Mario charged at him while throwing fireballs everywhere. Yoshi jumped up onto the upper right platform and Mario jumped up to him and fired a beam of fire at Yoshi, Yoshi ducked and spun around tripping Mario with his tail. Once he was on the ground Yoshi jumped up and slammed his body down onto Mario, Mario let out a short scream and pushed Yoshi of off him and then grabbed his head. Mario slams it into the glass over and over and then shoved some fireballs down his throat. Mario threw Yoshi into the ground and slammed down onto him, Yoshi held out his hand and wiggled one of his fingers. "I surrender!" Yoshi gasped out but Mario didn't hear him for some reason, he was lost in rage and was letting out all of his anger onto Yoshi. He stood up and kicked Yoshi's face, while he did this Yoshi tried to crawl off of the platform, it worked and he landed head first onto the base platform near the edge. Mario jumped down and body-slammed onto Yoshi's neck almost killing him. Mario back-flipped off of Yoshi and made a large ball of fire in his hands. Yoshi then fell off on purpose.
The two appeared back and Yoshi quickly hid under the table. "Alright then," Hiro mumbles and edited his drawing.
"Nice lines," Mario comments bringing attention to the perfectly straight lines Hiro had drawn.
"Well I've been trained for the army and they had a course for hurried diagrams and sketches that I took," Hiro says.
"You've been in the army?" Captain Falcon asked.
"I trained to," Hiro says.
"But they didn't accept you, boo hoo boo hoo," Bowser says uncaringly.
"I actually was so good I didn't work for them but began working with them, helping if and when I saw fit," Hiro says.
"You're speaking in a past tense," Yoshi says from under the table.
"Shut up and let me work!" Hiro growls realising he was getting too friendly.
"Why is Peach running around the table with Dark Link?" Mario asked watching the two.
"YOUNG!" Link yells.
"I'm not running with him Mario," Peach says as she chased Young Link.
"Help me Mario!" Young Link screams and Bowser 'accidentally' Moved his tail causing Young Link to trip, Peach then attacked. . .
^2D Battlefield | Match G: Falco Versus Pikachu^
The two appear and Falco shot at Pikachu, hitting directly into the small Pokémon's eyes. Falco ran at Pikachu and jumped at it, he kicked out both of hit legs and knocked Pikachu off into the red mist.
"Well that was easy," Falco says laughing.
"How embarrassing, bet by something with a two times weakness!" Pikachu says robotically.
"Hey! That's Slippy's translator thingy with a messed up name!" Falco says and walked to Pikachu to retrieve it.
"Fox rudely put this on and I don't want to take it off again, it hurts when I have to remove it for meals!" Pikachu states.
"Is it so you can speak?" Falco asked.
"No, Fox just wanted me to look good!" Pikachu sarcastically says. (on a sidenote I've never played Pokémon)
^2D Battlefield | Match H: DK Versus Pichu^
The two appear. "I guess Falco was right," DK starts hoping to delay his defeat.
"Shut up and fight!" Mason scolded and dropped to all fours, he flicked his tail over his back and a bolt of lighting blasted into DK and sent him tumbling almost off the edge. "These powers ever cease to surprise me!" Mason happily stated.
"How so?" DK asked getting up and jumping onto the top left platform.
"Would you be surprised if you could suddenly strike lightning from your tail?" Mason asked as he jumped up to the top right platform and striked out at DK. (Striked isn't a word) DK rolled backwards and landed onto the base platform to avoid getting hit.
"Couldn't you do that since birth? I'm no zoologist but I'm sure powers of electricity don't just arrive with age," DK says as Mason dropped down to fight some more, instead of striking at him Mason ran at him and jumped at his face. Mason dug his small but sharp claws into DK's face and wrapped himself around his face. DK grabbed his back and yanked him off painfully and threw him against the glass wall. Mason landed on all fours and flicked his tail over his back sending an arc of lightning towards DK, since they were so close the blast energised Mason and knocked DK off the ledge, he however grabbed the ledge with his left hand and held on tightly.
"Before you beat me can I just ask you something?" DK shouts.
"What?" Mason asked walking to his hand.
"Please answer honestly and remember no one else can watch because they've left!"
"Get on with it," Mason growled, his cheeks sparking.
"Bowser says you're nice, why aren't you?" DK asked.
"I only like Bowser, all you guys are stupid idiots!" Mason says standing upright.
"Alright, bye!" DK says and instead of letting go yanked himself up, before he could land however Mason fired an arc of lightning into his chest and blasted him into the leftmost red mist.
"Stupid fool," Mason growled as they warped back.
"Yay, round one over," Hiro says sounding bored. He fixed up the diagram and stepped aside.
"What the hell big man!" Falco says flailing his arms out as he walked to DK.
"You'll see why I lost soon!" DK says and sat down.
"Alright you lot, only the ones who made it to round two can see round two, everyone else listen up! You have the option to leave now, if you stay you must wait until round three begins, if you leave you can't enter!" Hiro states and some quickly left.
"Why are you staying?" Zelda asked Samus.
"Although I don't care for the battling I want to see who ends up winning," Samus replied and then added, "And who can beat who and how quickly."
"But you won't be able to see!" Link says.
"Wait! Why are you still here?" Zelda snapped before realising he won.
"I won."
"I know I want be able to see but I can still tell how long a battle is by the period in-between people returning," Samus says as Omochao appeared holding Keith's 'bubble gun'.
"Alright, ready to go?" Omochao asked but fired before people answered.
In the room: Samus, Ness, Yoshi and DK.
Match I: Captain Falcon and Bowser
Match J: Link and Peach
Match K: Zelda and Mario
Match L: Falco and Pichu
^2D Final Destination | Match I: Captain Falcon Versus Bowser^
The two appeared at a two dimensional version of Final Destination. So basically a straight line.
"Alright Bowser! Time to go!" Captain Falcon shouts and Bowser roared at him while breathing some fire for show. Captain Falcon ran forward and dived at Bowser, who ducked into his shell. Captain Falcon flew over him and landed on his hands, he flipped up and did some fancy trick in the air and landed facing Bowser right at the ledge of the stage. Bowser got out of his shell and turned around, he swiped at Captain Falcon but his suit protected him. Captain Falcon pulled back his arm and fire started to form. "FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon punched the air with his devastatingly powerful punch and frowned when he saw that despite Bowser's slowness had evaded the attack. Captain Falcon dashed forward at Bowser and jumped over him while kicking his head, Bowser growled and turned around to breath fire at the racer, he was too slow however because Captain Falcon back-flipped over him and kicked his head a few more times.
"Stop that!" Bowser growled as Captain Falcon abused his slowness. Bowser felt another three quick kicks as he turned around and tried to turn around more quickly, he however was way too slow. Bowser ducked into his shell and stayed still. "What'cha gonna do now?" Bowser asking mockingly and watched the confused racer through a hole in his shell.
Captain Falcon pulled back his arm and fire appeared in the shape of an Eagle or Falcon. "FALCOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!" Bowser's shell tanked the hit and Captain Falcon screamed in pain as he 'Falcon Punched' his hand into a large spike, he tried pulling his hand free but it was so deep the spike protruded from his wrist. (His fist was clenched and the spike had entered through the fingers) Bowser uncurled and Captain Falcon gave a small scream as he dangled from Bowser's back, Bowser stomped to the ledge and jumped off, making sure to fall back first. . .
"That was a dirty move!" Captain Falcon complains as they appeared back in the room.
"What was?" Ness asked.
"He punched my spikes so I decided to fall spike first into the mist, of cause with him attached to my spikes that is!" Bowser loudly says.
"Well good job anyway," Captain Falcon says holding out his perfectly healed hand for a shake, Bowser grabbed it and held so tightly that Captain Falcon's face went red under his visor/mask. Bowser jerked his hand up and down very roughly and then let go of Captain Falcon's hand.
"Yeah, good match," Bowser says laughing.
^2D Final Destination | Match J: Link Versus Peach^
The two appeared at the stage and Link drew his Bow and held it like he would a sword. Peach pulled out her metal bat and glared at Link.
"You better not do what Dark Link did!" Peach growled.
Link's right eye twitched, "His! Name! IS YOUNG LINK!" Link screamed and charged at Peach, he slammed his bow at her but she used her metal bat as a shield, the bow broke and Link pulled out his sword. Peach swung at Link and he ducked and stabbed her foot, Peach made a yelping sound and slammed the bat down at Link's arm, he moved and she got her foot. Link kicked Peach and she toppled over onto her back. Link jumped at her and stabbed his sword into the ground near her, Peach kicked the sword out of the ground hoping that it would fall off the edge, it instead hit the glass. Peach got up and hit Link over the head with her bat as he picked his sword up, Link fell onto the glass dazed and Peach grabbed his hoodie, which he never wore and yanked on it. Link choked out and Peach pushed him off the ledge. Link fired his grappling hook at Peach and yanked her off the ledge with him, the two fell into the mist and appeared back at the meeting room.
"So who won?" Peach asked Hiro.
"You did, you'll be facing Bowser next round," Hiro says and Bowser's mouth opened with shock.
"I hope Mario doesn't make it to the next round! If he does he'll see me fight Peach!" Bowser says worriedly.
"So?" Yoshi asked.
"I'm trying to make peace with him but he's too stubborn!" Bowser states.
"Oh, about the stealing me for revenge against Toadsworth?" Peach asked.
"Yeah, I want to make peace but he won't listen to me," Bowser says.
"I'll tell him the truth about it once we return home," Peach says.
^2D Final Destination | Match K: Zelda Versus Mario^
The two appeared at the stage and Mario put his hands together and fire a huge beam of fire at Zelda, the beam smashed into her flinging her off the stage instantly.
The two reappeared and Bowser laughed, "Let me guess, you asked him nicely to jump off!"
"I won," Mario says quickly and sternly.
"Shit," Bowser cusses.
"How the fuck did I lose to Mario?" Zelda yelled at Ness for no good reason.
"Uh um. . . he fought back? Maybe. . ." Ness answered scared off Zelda.
"Fuck you!" Zelda yelled and stormed off to her chair.
^2D Final Destination | Match L: Falco Versus Pichu^
The two landed and Falco laughed at Mason. "Alright now, it's time to show me how you managed to beat DK!" Mason dropped to all fours and ran at Falco. Falco shot at Mason but Mason jumped to dodge the shots. Once close enough Mason flicked his tail over his back and struck an arc of lightning at Falco. Falco quickly used his reflector and the lightning bounced off and hit Mason, making his fur glow ever so slightly. Falco pulled out his second Blaster and shot at Mason, who did a bunch of jumping to dodge the bursts of energy. Mason struck at Falco again and the arc of lightning was reflected.
"You're only making me more powerful!" Mason jests and Falco gave a weak shrug, as he did Mason head-butted into his stomach and knocked Falco and himself off the stage.
"How did I lose? Like come on! All the training as a mercenary! All the training with Fox! All the gangster training! ARGH! This is shit!" Falco yelled shooting at Mason a few more times, every shot missed and Mason was tempted to kill him with his electric powers.
"Since you've beat me you better win!" Falco says pointing at Pichu, who just ignored him.
"Alright everyone!" Omochao says. "Leave if you wish to!" Most of the ones able to leave left, except for a few. Omochao then shot at the battling group.
In the room: Samus, Link and Falco.
Match M: Bowser and Peach
Match N: Mario and Pichu
^Battlefield | Match M: Bowser Versus Peach^
The two appeared at the three dimensional version of Battlefield. "Alright Peach!" Bowser starts, "No hard feelings if I beat you, okay?"
"Sure, at least Mario will know that you aren't trying to hurt me," Peach says.
"I never said I won't but I agree!" Bowser says and dashed towards Peach. . . slowly. Peach pulled out her metal bat and threw it at Bowser, he caught it and snapped it easily. Bowser punched at Peach and she fell off the stage. She then flew back up with her flying powers and landed behind Bowser. "Nice trick, except how do you plan on winning!" Bowser jested and spun around to face Peach, a broken piece of metal flew into his eye making him scream in pain. "NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!" Bowser roared and charged slowly at Peach while breathing fire, he grabbed her and slammed her into the ground making her scream out in pain. Bowser jumped up into the air and pounded down onto Bowser, almost crushing her ribs. Bowser picked Peach up by her hair and spun her around, while this happened Peach screamed loudly. Bowser threw her away and the battle ended.
"Er uh, sorry Peach!" Bowser says quickly and Peach frowned at him.
"I can guess who won before Hiro makes his edit!" Link says.
"Good going idiot," Falco says.
^Battlefield | Match N: Mario and Pichu^
The two appeared and Mario fired a beam of fire at Mason like he did to Zelda. Mason stepped aside with an unimpressed look. "Do you really think I'm that stupid?" Mason asked and dodged another beam of fire before dropping to all fours and sprinting towards Mario. He jumped at Mario and latched onto his face while whacking his chin with his electric tail. Mario screamed and threw him off, Mason landed on all fours and Mario looked at him with tears in his eyes.
"Why have you changed Mason?" Mario yelled, "Why aren't you the same little furry guy I met ages ago!"
"What are you going on about! We never met before all this?" Mason yelled.
"In the VOID or whatever they call it! You woke me, you tried fighting the Primid with me!" Mario shouts with tears streaming down his face.
"No I Didn't!" Mason yelled angrily.
"You did!" Mario shouts and pulled something from his pocket, it was a small crystal ball (the size of an apple) with a glowing yellow star in it.
"Whatever messed up world you've been through isn't true, so suck it up Mario and accept defeat!" Mason yells and fired an arc of lightning at Mario, before it hit Mario crushed the glass ball and his whole body was enveloped by rainbows. The lightning hit his body and bounced off randomly. "I would call hacks but I can still win!" Mason jests and stood up, Mario then fired two small beams of rainbow energy from his eyes, they hit Mason and blasted him into the upper right platform painfully, Mason fell down onto his tail and quickly stood up. Mario fired another two beams of light from his eyes and Mason dodged the fast moving lasers. Mason ran towards Mario while dodging lasers and jumped onto him, as soon as he touched Mario's body however he was blasted off. Mason slammed his head into the underside of the highest platform and landed painfully onto his back on the base platform. Mario ran to Mason and grabbed him, this caused a lot of pain since Mario's very touch was trying to push Mason away. Mario held tightly and Mason struggled to free himself, just then Mario's Star Power wore off.
"{laughs dryly and painfully} Looks like you've ran out, {coughs up some blood onto Mario's hand} and now you'll get it back!" Mason yelled and slammed his tail into Mario's hand, since his tail was electric Mario reflexively let go of Mason and clutched his hurt hand. Mason landed on two feet and spat at Mario's legs, the electric spit hit his overalls and sent a powerful amount of volts through Mario. Mason spun around whacking Mario's legs with his tail and the fat man fell over in pain. Mason jumped onto his head and closed his eyes, he concentrated on something and a bolt of lightning struck down from a newly formed cloud and hit Mason and Mario, the lightning charged Mason and electrocuted Mario. With his newly collected energy Mason clasped his little paws together and releases the electricity, the blast pushed Mario into the ground painfully and Mason hopped off of him to end the battle. Mason used his tail to fire lightning at Mario until he fell off the ledge, he didn't even realise Mario was unconscious. . .
The two appeared back at the meeting room and Mario groaned as he awakened from his 'sleep'.
"Good work Mason!" Bowser says high-fiving him. "Ya made it into the finals!" Mason then looked at the board and saw who his opponent was/is.
"Don't expect mercy!" Mason sneered to Bowser.
"Right back at you!" Bowser says happily.
"Why are you two so happy? You have to fight each other!" Falco asked.
"Well we've both already won a lot of Prim," Bowser says.
"Only one fifty," Falco says.
"We're sharing our Prim bags so we can get better stuff easily," Mason states smiling devilishly.
"Alright you two!" Hiro says looking at his two finalist. "The next part'll be somewhat different, you both have two chances or just stick with one chance with an ally of whatever clone you wish, the clone will be a level nine intelligence, I think it'll be the first fully functional level nine you'll see!" Hiro says.
"One life for a clone!" Bowser shouts.
"Same!" Mason shouts.
"What clone do you want Bowser?" Hiro asked.
"Level nine Samus clone!"
"It'll be her suit, you still willing?" Hiro asked.
"Yeah sure, it'll do." At this Mason smiled.
"I'll have a level nine Pichu clone please," Mason says, he added to please not to be nice but to draw attention.
"Maybe I should have a level nine you," Bowser says.
"Do you want a level nine Pichu?" Hiro asked.
"Nah," Bowser says.
"I hope you lot realise this is a huge waste of my time!" Hiro announces.
In the room: Samus, Link and Falco.
Match O: Bowser and Pichu
^Final Destination | Match O: Bowser and Samus Versus Mason and Pichu^
The four appeared at Final Destination and unlike Bowser and Mason who would have said a few words first the level nine clones dashed forward eager to brawl. Pichu stuck out at Bowser so he hid in his shell. Samus fired a missile at Mason so he quickly darted aside, the missile swerved around in the air and flew towards him again. Samus added another missile to chase Mason while Pichu fired some lightning at Bowser's shell, the shell absorbed the electricity harmlessly. Mason spat at a missile and it exploded, he spat at the other and it blew up too. Samus aimed at Mason and her Power Beam had a orange orb growing at the end of it, the huge orb flew at Mason once fully charged and Mason jumped aside. Samus fired a super missile at Mason and he darted away, barely able to move out of the blast radius in time. Bowser stayed in his shell unable to leave due to the Pichu clone. Samus swapped to the Wave Beam and fired a few uncharged wave shots at Mason, they missed so Samus charges the Wave Beam. Samus fired a charged Wave Beam shot and it flew through the air at Mason, Mason dodged but it curved into him. Instead of hurting him it charged his body with electricity. The Samus clone noticed this so it swapped to the Ice Beam and fired an Ice Spreader blast, it exploded near Mason and froze him solid. Samus swapped to the Light Beam and fired a charged shot at Mason, the blast melted the ice and burnt Mason (without fire). Mason growled and quickly dodged a Dark Burst, the small black hole started to pull him in so he dropped to all fours and started to sprint away. The blackhole vanished after sucking itself inside of itself. Samus fired some Plasma shots at Mason and he got hit by the fast moving plasma shots. The plasma set alight his fur and Mason rolled around to put it out, while he did this Samus swapped to the Annihilator Beam and fired an uncharged shot at Mason. It hit blasting him backwards with more power then one would expect from an uncharged shot. Mason stood up and Samus used to Annihilator Beam to fire a Disruptor at Mason, the blast moved so fast Mason had no time to move and was blown away into Bowser's shell, which he luckily landed with his feet and jumped off before being stabbed. Mason lands near the Pichu clone and runs past it to the Varia Suit clone. Samus aimed at Mason and fired another Disruptor, even though Mason was expecting it he still failed to dodge and was blasted almost off of Final Destination. Mason jumped upright and darted away from the edge. He was zigzagging towards Samus as she held the charged Annihilator Beam at him, suddenly the light and dark mattered orb flashed and the ground near Mason exploded apart as Samus fired her second most deadly weapon almost on par with her Power Bomb. . . the Sonic Boom. Mason cried out in shock as the metal broke under him and he quickly jumped from falling piece to falling piece in an attempt to get back up. He got back up and fired an arc of lightning at Samus, it missed because she morph balled and boosted away. Samus rolled near Mason and laid a Power Bomb. It exploded in a few seconds and destroyed more of the platform, luckily for Mason he was quick enough to escape. Samus uncurled from her morph ball and aimed the Annihilator Beam at Mason, just then a blast of lightning struck her from behind, since the suit was a mix of organic with robotic components the electricity circuited through and then exploded, leaving a green mess of blood.
"Bowser is left!" The Pichu clone says from behind where the Varia Suit clone once stood. Mason wiped his forehead, he was actually sweating due to this battle.
"How about you charge me up and I'll let it loose on Bowser!" Mason says and the clone nodded, the two walk to Bowser's shell and drop to all fours, they touched tails and both started to constantly energise themselves. Once powerful enough they flicked their tails over their backs and fired a extremely powerful blast of lightning at Bowser's shell, the blast was so powerful it destroyed most of the remaining ground. The shell fell into the red mist unharmed and the two Pichu's high-fived before falling in. Bowser laughed from where he stood on the last remaining segment of floating metal, he had did what he didn't want anybody to know he could do. . . take off his shell.
"Congrats Bowser, you won," Hiro says uncaringly as the two appeared back.
"No he didn't," Mason says with a frown.
"Actually Mason, I took my shell off when your clone was helping you take care of Samus," Bowser says and after a few seconds of trying to realise what happened Mason's eyes go huge.
"I'm so stupid!" Mason yelled clutching his head and slamming it into a wall loudly. "Why didn't I check! Dammit!" *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*
"Whoa wait! Hold it!" Bowser says grabbing him and lifting him into the air. "Don't get angry about it, anyone else would have fell for it," Bowser says nicely.
"Everybody here are idiots though! Someone like me shouldn't have fallen for such a simple trick! Dang it!" Mason yelled furious at his mistake. Bowser turned to Falco, Samus, Link, Hiro and Omochao.
"You say a word of his tantrum and I'll rip you apart!" Bowser threatened and everyone but Samus and Hiro nodded. "Got that Samus!" Bowser yelled.
"Not that I would tell but I'm not scared of you," Samus states.
"What about you!" Bowser yelled at Hiro.
"I don't give a crap anyway, but listen up Bowser! You try making threats to me and you'll end up under a guillotine!" Hiro threatened and the doors suddenly opened up. "Leave so I can, I have better things to do!"
"By the way! It's almost time for my third visit so I will be skipping it!" Omochao states flying off.
^The VOID^
Shadow walked around smiling as he held two Primid Gems, he had the one he was ordered to get from Yoshi ages ago and now he had Ridley's, five more and he could betray the Mercurials, the Imperials and the Hunters and get the very high reward from ***** **** for working for and then against the three major teams. He still didn't quite understand why ***** **** wanted him to do what he was going to pay him to do but Shadow didn't care. Normally Shadow would never betray a client unless he had got the betraying mission before the newer client but ***** **** was different, even though he assigned Shadow after Hunter O, after Sonic and after Lee he was different. . . yes he was very different. . . he was paying more then all of them! More then all of them times so many thousands! He was planning on given Shadow so much he was thinking of retirement! Perfect retirement! So much money he could claim himself as the Ultimate Lifeform of good fortune! Yes, this was perfect!
Shadow felt a sudden jolt of energy from within him, his powers were coming back. "Later stupid VOID!" Shadow happily say about to teleport away, suddenly something slammed into his back and he was lifted up into the air. "WAH!" Shadow screamed almost dropping his precious gems. He realised what was going on now, he was in a huge talon of a dragon!
"DIE SHADOW!" Ridley screamed and threw Shadow into the ground far below, Shadow landed with a thud and rolled onto his back to shoot beams of energy from his palms, the energy missed Ridley. Ridley circled around and fired a beam of plasma at Shadow while dropping highly volatile explosives. Shadow tried to get up but knew it would be too late.
"STOP!" Mewtwo shouts appearing in front of Shadow, he held his arms out and made an almost invisible shield around Shadow that absorbed the deadly attacks by Ridley. "I am here to save you two! NO STOP FIGHTING!" Mewtwo ordered.
"Sure whatever you say!" Shadow says, he planned on leaving anyway.
"Get the fuck lost Mewtwo! I'm out for blood!" Ridley yelled and with a short flash all three of them appeared in a room out of the VOID. Both Shadow and Ridley were in electric cages made by Mewtwo's thoughts.
"I'll be fine to wait until you calm down, go ahead and vent your anger out on these invincible cages," Mewtwo says and Ridley started to fired beams of energy, plasma and whatnot at the cage.
A/N: My biggest chapter ever! Yay! Next time: Part 20: Kraid's Return! But first, my stats:
Bowser: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 4. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Captain Falcon: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 2. Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: 1. Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.
DK: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 4. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 3. Team Kills: Team Defeats: 1. Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Dr Mario: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Falco: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Fox: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: 3. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Ganondorf: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:
Jigglypuff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Kirby: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Link: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 7. Events Attempted: 4. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Luigi: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:
Mario: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 9. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 6. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 2. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Marth: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Mewtwo: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 3. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Mr Game & Watch: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Nana: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Ness: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Peach: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Pichu: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 130. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:
Pikachu: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 4. Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Popo: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Roy: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Knows of Kikki:
Samus: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: 21. Events Attempted: 6. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 3. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Yoshi: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Young Link: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki:
Zelda: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Knows of Kikki: