Bella's pov.

These two really were miss-behaving. I won't take too kindly to it if Jasper tries to get off the naughty step again. I wait for another minute and then when Jasper doesn't move, I go back into the other room. On Alice's screen there is vision of Alice giving me a make-over. I give her the evil eye. I sit fiddling with the monitor by the screen until it shows up brighter and then I sit and watch.

"Bella, can I go now?"

"What do you say?"

Alice looked at me blankly. Dear lord, I do believe that these children are missing a few manners.

"Can I go now please?" She said I nodded swiftly and she pulled the wires off her head. I dismantled the screen and put it in a safe place underneath the kitchen table. Just then Emmett walked in.

"YO! MY SISTAH!"

I stared at the unruly child. He certainly needed some lessons on etiquette. He came round the table and offered me a high five.

"Emmett you will go and join Jasper on the naughty step for that loud unruly behaviour."

He dropped his hand and looked down sniffling, and then he went to the naughty step like I had told him to. Now it was quiet. I pulled a piece of paper from my jacket pocket (AN from S// Jean Claude Jaquettie with his jacket on-I hope some of you have seen that episode of the mighty boosh, otherwise nobody will understand what I am on about…) and started to write neatly in fountain pen. I wrote down some new rules for the manner class I was about to give these children:

No loud noises in class.

You shall all call me Her Majesty, Queen Swan.

You shall wear your uniform from 8:00 to 3:00 and you shan't remove your ties or your jumpers without permission.

You shall not speak during class unless I give you permission.

You shall have your shirts tucked in.

You shall put your hand up when you want to answer a question.

If any of these rules are broken, there will be penalties…

I finished and then pinned the note up on the wall. Then I went back up to Carlisle's room. I passed Edward who was still on the floor whimpering.

"What is the matter Eddie? Oh I know what it is, you're bored because Jasper is on the naughty step aren't you dear," I pause to pat his head and then continue, "Well I have something very good for you to do!" I looked at him enthusiastically. "You can be the class room monitor, go and watch to see if your brothers and sisters are behaving and if they aren't you come straight up and tell me." I pushed him away down the stairs and continued on my way to Carlisle's room. He was still on the floor and I shoved him before going to sit down on his chair.

"Now I have some issues to discuss with you about your children and their lack of manners…"

(AN// Okay that wasn't very funny… or was it? I don't know because I'm very tired, so sorry if it's not at all humorous but the next bits will be. Okay so I'd like you guys to tell me in a review whether the next chapter should be I.M or full paragraphs, as soon as you tell me I will update! Yours truly S.)