The Events! Part 21: The Fourth Hunter Revealed!
A/N: Just skip this if you don't care for my personal life and the such. Like I mentioned last chapter, my birthday was the 23rd (October) and I got a Zelda Game from a friend, it is named Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess. So far I am liking it and if I manage to beat it (and still like it and have thought of a possible parody) then I will make a parody of it. Something else I got for my birthday was my first ever Pokémon game but who cares about that? (If you do care it was X)
By the way: Samio, Samachu, Zamus, Bamas, Sammukong and Samlous are names you might want to remember. Sam-e-oh, Sam-ah-chu, Zam-us, Bam (B-am not b-airm) as, Samu-kong and Sam-lous are the pronunciations.
Sidenote; I'm still trying to use than instead of then, I know the difference but I subconsciously always use then. (Then: Time. Than: Comparison)
Warning chapter contains M stuff because, guess what? It is M rated!
Warning: Chapter is 11'279 words long and may waste a lot of time reading it!
List:
Active: Pikachu, Bowser, Peach, DK, Captain Falcon, Ness, Nana, Popo, Samus, Zelda, Link, Pichu, Young Link, Mario, Falco, Yoshi.
Inactive: Kirby, Fox.
Also, I forgot to put the character stats at the end of last chapter but I still have them recorded! I could go back and edit the chapter but I'm too lazy and I've already edited my 'during chapter' stats. (Meaning that I'll have to actually check what stuff happened in which chapter and like I said, I'm lazy)
^Four-ish hours after last chapter - Tiny containment room from Chapter 2^
Bowser sighed deeply and loudly, this caused Ness to stare at him. "You know sighing won't help," Ness states sounding totally drained of energy.
"I know," Bowser sadly replies, he was sitting on the ground cross-legged with his head resting on his left hand.
"I don't see why he couldn't have just started the goddamn event!" Falco snarled angrily at the wall, "and where the hell are we! Couldn't we have just waited at the Asylum?"
"Now would be a perfect time to explain Samus," Zelda quietly rasps, she had waited for what seemed like hours hoping Samus would explain without anyone asking her to.
"Now would be the perfect time to stay quiet and eavesdrop," Samus replies quietly from where she leaned on the metal grating that covered the glass window. Other people were also talking amongst themselves but their conversations are even more irrelevant.
^The Airship | The Crystal Room^
"Then why the hell didn't you update the logs! We thought you were dead Krad!" Master Hand boomed as Krad, Crazy Hand, Nic Os and himself sat/floated around a huge azure coloured crystal.
"I thought you were told!" Krad replied sounding very upset over something. (not upset as in crying but voice breaking)
"Well I wasn't!" Master Hand screamed, his eye visible. "You do not change my plans!"
"Aren't they Sonic's anyway?" Krad asked looking at Nic as he sat angrily on a surprisingly comfortable crystal chair, he however knew what had happened.
"He has been kicked from that position! But that's besides the point! Only I am allowed to make changes! You Krad are fired if you step out of line again! I've had enough of everyone here pulling bullshit pranks!" Master Hand screamed, his eye almost filling his whole palm.
"James, please find the kindness in yourself to forgive Kraid," Kikki says through the huge crystal that acted as a stabilising pole in the centre of the circular room. "It is I who am for blame, I asked this of Kraid so don't punish him."
"I'm sorry Kikki," Master Hand says quietly, "I'll do my best to double check things before yelling."
"This doesn't change the fact that we don't have your stage ready," Nic Os starts.
"Why, what's wrong with it?" Krad asked. (He is in Krad form but Kikki calls him Kraid)
"No supports!" Crazy Hand shouts.
"What he said," Nic says waving his left hand weakly at Crazy Hand.
"Krad," Master Hand begins calmly.
"Yes?"
"Sorry for uh, yelling at you. . . I'll get the event ready," Master Hand sadly says and flew off.
Nic Os looks at Krad angrily, "The hell you trying to do!"
"Shut up!" Krad snarled.
"You risked our team being detected for that!" Nic shouts in disbelief.
"Please, just shut up around. . . [looks at Crazy Hand as he idly bops up and down in the air] him."
"Why? He's too stupid to make something of it!"
"Sonic, please control yourself. In my mind, [short pause] we're all on one team," Kikki says nicely.
"That may be so but why are we so against them?" Nic Os asked and Krad just sighed.
"Sonic, the reason that there is Imperials and Mercurials is because of egos. Yes, both of you are trying your best to help save me but your team is also trying to fuel Sonic, the real Sonic and not just you. The other team's leaders are the main rivals to Sonic and thus things get messy and intertwined, having friends working with but against each other or having enemies working against but with each other. In the end everything will be fine if we just believe. . . believe in a world where through the kindness of people, like the energy donators at the mansion, we can create and find peace," Kikki lovingly states.
"They must be getting bored! I'll go give them stuff to do!" Crazy Hand shouts and flew away.
"I really wish I could thank them, I do hope they like the activities you lot are putting on for them. . ." Kikki says and the crystal dims down revealing that it had been glowing.
"He's just pulling our legs right, he doesn't actually believe that the events are activities we're setting up. . . does he?" Nic asked wide eyed.
Krad chuckled, "Even the all knowing can't be all knowing, he would freak out if he knew how violent things are and how non-voluntary our donators are," Krad says laughing.
"You mean. . . we're using him?" Nic asked sounding scared.
"No, we're helping him in the only way we can. You don't really believe that a pacifist like him would want all this do you?" Nic didn't reply, "You better get going, Escalus probably wants some shitty job done and who better then you," Krad says and got out of his chair, he walked to the door but Nic spoke.
"Next time you see Escalus, tell him I quit!" Nic Os angrily says and Krad noticed the brief flash of light that came from behind him.
"He won't be happy," Krad says smiling as he looked at the door.
"Tell him I fucking quit and if he wants to see me about it then-"
"He probably already knows, you're a brave one, what'll Lord Sonic say?"
"Nothing, because I'll be gone before he can even request my presence!" Sonic angrily states.
"He won't let you go, not until you fulfil your duty!" Krad happily and loudly states, he receive no answer so he left the room.
^The containment room^
"So have you actually heard them speaking?" Zelda asked Samus.
"No one's speaking, I lied to try shutting all of you up," Samus states giving a quick glance at Nana and Popo as they played I spy loudly. . . and only about Bowser.
"I really hate you Samus! And by do-"
"Shush!" Samus hushed and pressed her helmet against the wall.
"You already told me no-"
"I hear Shadow," Samus quietly states, only loud enough for Zelda, Link and Captain Falcon to hear.
"It is with my upmost concern that I find ourselves in this situation!" Shadow starts from outside the room. Although unknown to the eavesdroppers Shadow had Master Hand pinned to a wall with a glowing spear of Chaos energy.
"No hard feelings Shadow! Please just let me live! I'll ah pay double!" Master Hand shouts.
"Just shut up, I don't want more money right now! I want my job back!" Shadow demanded.
"What? You don't want more money? I'm willing to give your job back with a raised final payment if you don't kill me!"
"I'm not going to fucking kill you! Just give my job back and never abandon me in the VOID, or anywhere fucking again!" Shadow yelled.
"Deal, now please get rid of this thing!" Master Hand pleaded and with a sickening 'rip' Shadow yanked out the spear and then let it vaporise into nothingness. "Thank god you're a nice person!" Master Hand weakly puffs. "If you'll excuse me! I have to pick up the trash!"
Master Hand flew into the room extremely fast, accidentally slamming into Samus, Zelda and Link because they were leaning against the wall segment he flew through. The three landed with a few clanks of metal banging against metal and Zelda had made a sort of screaming noise when they fell atop of each other. The three got up and Master Hand glared at them with a huge red and orange eye, the eye quickly vanished.
"[clears throat that may or may not exist] Good evening prisoners."
"What kind of bullshitty torture is this!" Falco exploded pointing a feathery finger at Master Hand, "We've waited for nine fucking hours in this cramped up room for nothing! Either torture us right or let us go!"
"SILENCE!" Master Hand screamed pointing his index finger at Falco, a huge blast of electricity blasted him into the wall. "We have had some issues and I am not in the mood for rude prisoners! And it's only been around four hours!"
"Then let us go!" Falco growled as he stood up, his feathers still sizzling.
"NO! I am here to warp you lot back to the mansion where you'll wait, patiently for event number twenty seven to commence!"
"Why hasn't it started already?" DK asked.
"The area it is to be set in is missing er, well at the moment it's just a floating chunk of semi-organic metal above a huge lake of molten. . . stuff, not sure what's been melted down to form it but it's highly acidic."
^Clone Factory^
Lee was smiling, no, more than smiling, booming! He had done it! He had created the perfect clone of Samus Aran's Varia suit! Six clones in fact! All with a different crossbreed gnome of certain prisoners to make them unbeatable.
"My precious saviours," Lee whispers to the inactive organic robots as he looked at them awestricken. "My beautiful suits of freedom! My six cards of indefeatable indefeasible trump-ness!" Lee happily shouts in a voice sounding very young. "My shiny knights in armour! My goal to escape!"
"My property!" A demonical voice rasps and with a sharp sounding whimper Lee spun around to see Escalus standing a mere three metres from him, his glowing red hair providing light to the dark room.
"My Prince! Oh forgive me! [bows down quickly and presses his forehead against the stone ground] I did not see thou there!"
"Your knights are no longer yours, they are for Krad! I have made a plan that must be carried out with upmost hast! For the dawn of event twenty seven is approaching and we better not leave this day with Samus alive!" Escalus demonically demanded, his voice a mix between a rasp and an order.
"Yes my Prince!" Lee babbled.
"GO!" Escalus yelled and Lee jumped up high enough to vanish from Escalus' sight, six tentacles flew down from the pitch black darkness of the upper factory levels and wrapped around the Varia Suit clones, the clones were then pulled up into the darkness.
^The Asylum of the Insane^
Master Hand, alongside the others, appeared just outside the mansion.
"Now, you'll wait here until-"
"Right Hand! Hand Right!" Crazy Hand shouts flying towards the group, he/it stops just before slamming into Master Hand, who worriedly backed off a little. "Key told new change!"
"What!? Already!" Master Hand boomed, not angry but surprised.
"Event ready! Pillars unneeded! Krad informed! Stage set!" Crazy Hand shouts. "Oh and catch!" Crazy Hand points at Master Hand and Omochao blasted out of his index finger somehow, Master Hand caught the robot and the whole group except Crazy Hand were warped away.
Mario then opens the Mansion door and walks out a bit before seeing Crazy Hand. "I heard screaming? What's-ah going on out here?" Mario asked.
"Why are you still here?" Crazy Hand asked in a voice that sounded normal. (Not crazy, if you must have a description for what it sounds like then, make it sound like Gatsby)
"I dunno, maybe there is a god and he didn't want me to suffer. . . or maybe he's lengthening my suffering!" Mario growled angrily.
"Well, no point standing around here," Crazy states and then his body twitched as if realising something, "come with me to my store!" Crazy Hand yells sounding crazy again, he flies towards Mario and grabbed him. The two then make their way 'peacefully' to Crazy Hand's ultra. . . his shop.
^Planet Zebes | Brinstar Depths^
Everyone appeared atop of a glowing platform much like Final Destination.
"Greetings everyone!" Omochao says flying to a spot the majority of the group were looking.
"Why are you still with us?" DK asked Master Hand.
"I would say to 'watch you lot die' but I didn't mean to come here, damn Crazy Hand!" Master Hand admits.
"Um, hello? I'm trying to-"
"Maybe you can try this event!" Popo suggests.
"No!"
"Um, you lot-"
"Quiet Omochao, I'm talking!" Master Hand yells.
"Why won't you try, you haven't done anything!" Nana states.
"Yeah! We've been doing everything for you!" Young Link complains.
"Oh for fucks sake," Master Hand sighs and flashed briefly, "why. . . didn't that work?"
"The green mist remember," Omochao states, "and now that I have your attention-"
"Why is Krad just standing over there on the edge glaring at all of us?" Captain Falcon asked pointing at Krad.
"Just let Omochao talk!" Krad yelled and then returned to silent glaring.
"Alright!" Omochao starts. "In this event Samus must face off against Kraid while atop of a floating chunk of organic metal matter that floats above lava! Samus also must face against six level 10 Intelligence Clones!"
"Level ten! I thought nine was the max!" Bowser shouts.
"These clones are capable of developing far superior thoughts than normal clones or even creatures for that matter, each clone is also a mix between another clone and the Varia Suit! All have one chance while Samus has one, Kraid also has one chance! There is NO red mist located for this event and the only way of losing is by death in lava! However, if Samus dies she merely comes back to life because there is actually red mist dispensers that will be activated to stop Samus from permanently dying. Also! Only three clones will be out at once!" Omochao states. (No red mist but there is red mist? I hope you realise this isn't a mistake on my behalf but is in fact Omochao being not certain about the event)
"Why are my missions so much harder than everyone else's!" Samus complains.
"Any real reason why these are level ten than?" Captain Falcon asked.
"We had to distinguish them some way or another, so Samus, do you wish to begin?" Omochao asked.
"Yes, activate the event!" Samus demands.
^Planet Zebes | Brinstar Depths | Floating chunk of organic metal thingy with a huge beating brain or heart in the centre that allows it to keep afloat without submerging into the dangerous lava beneath it through unknown means of gravity defying power^
Samus appeared atop of the floating planetoid, three clones of her Varia suit were near her. (To get a better visualization of the place; The stage is three dimensional, it not only rotates if hit by Kraid but will go flying around the huge cavern, it can be submerged partially under lava, the stage will not resemble the one in the actual game so don't even try to visualise it:)
"I don't see Kraid?" Samus states looking around her.
"Focus on your visible enemies then!" Falco orders from somewhere in the air. (Invisible and ghostlike) Samio, Zamus and Samachu all looked at the real Samus.
"I am Samio! The great denzion of fire and mass destruction!" Samio yells.
"I am Zamus! The deadly sage of darkness and despair!" Zamus yelled.
"I am Samachu! The shocking suit of electromagnetic pulses!" Samachu yells.
"I am Samus," Samus starts quietly, the three clones wait for her to finish, "the galaxy's most fearsome bounty hunter of. . . anti-Metroiding?" Samus finishes sounding very socially awkward. (Don't know a word for that though)
"Anti-Metrioding, now come on! You couldn't possibly be unable to think of something better!" Samachu scoffs as Samio shot a charged Power Beam shot at Samus, who ducked quickly. Zamus changed to the Light Beam and began charging the weapon. Samus fired a missile at Samio who did some fancy backflip to avoid it, this caused it to fall over the edge of the planetoid and onto a protruding segment of stuff.
"Not too smart are they," Bowser jests.
"Like come on!" Samachu starts again, "Anti-Metroiding!" Samus space jumps backwards to give her some room from the two clones and just as she did Zamus fired a Lightblast shot at Samus, the white-hot spheres homed onto Samus and blasted into her chest, taking quite a lot of energy from her suit's shielding. Samus swapped to the Wave Beam and fired a homing charged shot at Zamus, the clone warped a short distance away to avoid the shot and remove the lock-on.
"That seems abusive," Peach comments.
"Only a mutated plant with weird ghostlike abilities would ever do such a thing as abuse teleportation!" Zamus reassured, as it was speaking to the invisible Peach Samus fired a Wavebuster at it and Zamus' whole body was enveloped in electricity. "Help me Samachu!" Zamus screamed. Samachu fired a super missile at Samus, who easily dodged the deadly missile but had to stop using the Wavebuster to do so. Samus space jumped onto the edge of the planetoid and all four of them heard a loud, bubbling roar. The four looked off into the lava and saw a huge arm rising up, the arm was green and covered in crystallised spikes of lava. Soon a head became visible and eventually half of Kraid rose up from the lava.
"SAMUS! HERE WE FACE OFF! FOR REVENGE!" Kraid boomed loudly, so loud the planetoid was propelled slightly away from him.
"Shit just got real," Samachu states and fired an uncharged Power Beam shot at Samus, which hit Samus in the back of the head because she was transfixed on Kraid.
"Somebody help me!" Zamus screamed as its suit (basically its whole body) momentarily deactivated because of the electricity. Samus spun around to face Samachu and quickly ducked under a single uncharged Power Beam shot. Samus locked onto Samachu and fired the Wavebuster, the electric arc of energy blasted into Samachu causing its suit to glow.
"Yeah!" Samachu yelled excitedly, I fell all powerful! Keep it up!" Samus stopped and quickly changed beams and fired a Super Missile at Samachu. Samachu screamed and was blasted almost off the planetoid. Samus heard a noise and was yanked off the edge by Samio, the two landed onto a protruding chunk of something and Samio fired the Flamethrower at Samus. Samus morph-balled and boosted into Samio's legs, almost toppling Samio over. Samus unmorphs and fires a Super Missile at Samio, this caused Samio to be blasted off the stage and began falling to the lava below.
"QUICK!" Screamed an unknown voice, "Rise the mist and drop the lava! Don't let my jewels be damaged!" The voice, now sounding completely different continued. The lava quickly dropped and Samio fell into the Red Mist.
"HERE I COME!" Kraid yelled and punched the planetoid. . . everyone fell into the red mist shortly after.
"You lost," Omochao states.
"I guessed that," Samus says unhappily.
"Why do you always seem to get the most screen time?" Pikachu yelled angrily.
"Because everyone thinks I'm strong and makes character specific missions for me, and I'm not trying to brag," Samus answered with an annoyed expression, said expression hidden by her helmet.
"Those were a pretty wacky bunch," Falco states.
"I wonder who the other three will be," Mason adds.
"Knowing our luck you, Bowser, DK, Captain Falcon and possibly Yoshi," Link says.
"Whoa, Link made a smart thought!" Mason sarcastically says.
"Except Yoshi, why am I there?" Yoshi asked.
"Tongue. . ." Link states with huge, fear filled eyes.
"Enough chitchat, do it again!" Zelda demanded.
"Anyone notice Link stated five when there is only six and three are already revealed?" Young Link asked but like his other mathematical feats, was ignored.
^Crazy Hand's Super Awesome Shop of Supreme Awesomeness and Ultra High Quality Items at the Best Prices Available with Offers Exceeding that of Normal Loser Shops!"
"So wat'cha buying?" Crazy Hand yelled as he flew after Mario, Mario however wasn't interested in buying, he was trying to run away from Crazy Hand.
"I don't have any money!" Mario screamed as he ran around a corner.
Crazy Hand appeared in front of Mario and with his Gatsby voice asked, "why not?"
Mario screamed and jumped back with freight, causing him to fall onto his back. "I'm too scared and weak to do the events so I can't earn Prim!" Mario wailed. (By the way, I have nothing against Mario)
"Really? What about the redo events feature?" Crazy Hand asked sounding like Gatsby. (From the newest movie)
"I'm too scared!" Mario cried out.
"Then how about everything is half price?"
"I only have fifty Prim and some I earned from Bowser!"
"Want some non-dangerous jobs to do?"
"Explain."
"I need some supplies delivered here and there, some stuff moved around on the Airship and some trades that need to be traded. Labour stuff like that," Crazy Hand explains nicely.
"How much and specify the jobs."
"I need a crate full of Uranium to be carried down into the basement, I'll pay you two hundred Prim for doing it."
"How much is that? I don't know how valuable Prim is," Mario admits sadly.
"Being a finalist in the last tournament won someone one hundred and fifty Prim so it's quite a reasonable deal," Crazy Hand explains.
"Where's the box?" Mario asked eager for seemingly easy money.
"Here," Crazy shouts in his normal voice and a large box of radioactive material appeared roughly ten metres above Mario, it then slammed down dangerously atop of the poor human.
^Brinstar Depths^
Samus, Samachu, Samio and Zamus all appeared on the floating chunk of stuff. "It is I! The great Samachu! The elec-"
"We introduced ourselves last time, let's not waste any time here!" Zamus demands and the two aim at Samus, who had screw attacked towards Samio. Samio screamed and morph-balled under the screw attack. Samus reforms herself into the suits default module (not model) and fired a group of missiles at Zamus and Samachu by using the Seeker Launcher. The two dived out of the way but Samachu was still hit.
"Hey! I only have two thousand eight hundred and fifty nine energy left!" Samachu yelled. (The max energy is 2899, this is the combination of Prime one and Prime two)
"What is it talking about?" Zelda complained as Samio screw attacked towards Samus, she morph-balled and boosted away. Zamus fired some uncharged Dark Beam shots at Samus as she whizzed around in the Morphball. Samachu fired a beam of electricity out of its left hand and the electricity almost hit Samus. After almost rolling off the planetoid way too many times Samus decides to morph out of the Morphball since rolling on slopes above lava wasn't really a good idea. Samus fired a Sonic Boom at Samio and the clone was ripped apart by the rift.
"Samio [short pause] terminated!" 'Mars' announces, few people recognised the voice as belonging to Mars. (Having only heard him briefly at the Imperial's meeting. Yes, Imperial meeting where no sole Mercurials attended)
"Samio!" Zamus screamed and Samachu looked at the bloody remains sadly. (Their helmets have faces since they have no inside face)
"The hulking beast of mightiness! Wild Bamas appears!" Bamas shouts appearing above the planetoid, it landed down with a thud and Samus noticed that the usually spikey shoulderpads were now extremely spikey and the Gravity Boost was replaced with a huge, metal shell covered in spikes much like Bowser's.
Samus fired a Sonic Boom at Bamas and the clone quickly curled up into its shell, the Sonic Boom somehow bounced back barely missing Samus and exploding somewhere in the cavern.
"TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT!" Kraid roared and the lava began to ripple as Kraid rose up. Samus fired a Super Missile at him and the Super Missile exploded harmlessly against his skin. A huge spike from Kraid's chest burst forward and punctured the planetoid, large cracks sprouted out from it. The planetoid flew backwards and Samus quickly grabbed onto a rocky object. Bamas was slammed into a wall and got stuck while Samachu clung onto Zamus, who used magic to stick to the ground. Samus activated her Gravity Boost (which in my stories acts like the gravity suit) and ran towards Bamas while firing Super Missiles. Bamas screamed as its energy rocketed down. Suddenly the planetoid slammed into a cavern wall and Bamas was dislodged into Samus and the two fell into the lava below.
"You failed," Omochao states.
"I know," Samus says.
"You bitch!" Lee yells dropping from the ceiling right in front of Samus, he slammed a tentacle into her and she was knocked over, making a loud clang as her suit hit the metal ground. Samus jumped up and fired a Super Missile at Lee, the blast covered his face and once it cleared revealed that no damage was caused. "You killed Samio!" Lee yelled and tentacles wrapped around Samus and began strangling her, this was ineffective because she was in a suit, it however was dropping her shielding very fast.
"Lee! Let go!" The voice of Mars ordered and Lee reluctantly let go.
"Next time we meet you won't be so lucky!" Lee growled and jumped all the way up to the cavern's ceiling, which was unseeable due to its height.
"As Lee just pointed out-" Omochao starts.
"What the bloody fricken hell was that!" Falco screamed loudly, "It looked like Slender Man but longer, scarier and with a face!"
"That's Lee, he makes the clones," Yoshi states.
"You lot! Listen!" Omochao yells and everyone looked at it. "Now, because Samio is down you will only face against five clones and Kraid."
"Then start already!" Zelda ordered.
"I cannot until Samus says she is willing!"
"I have no choice," Samus mumbled and the event started.
"Hey, anyone know of a way I can leave?" Master Hand asked randomly but was ignored.
^Crazy Hand's Super Awesome Shop of Supreme Awesomeness and Ultra High Quality Items at the Best Prices Available with Offers Exceeding that of Normal Loser Shops!^
Ridley appeared in the shop in his human form. (Remember the entrance isn't just a door)
"Shit, this place is like a trash dump with music you hear when high," Ridley gasped as he had his first look at Crazy Hand's shop. "What the?" Ridley stared at Mario who was sitting on a bright red couch counting piles of Prim that were placed on a glass pane table. 'The hell did he get all that Prim?' "Yo runt!" Ridley yelled running to Mario, Mario looked up and screamed as he saw Ridley. Mario dropped all the Prim and bolted away.
"Please don't question me!" Mario screamed as he ran around piles of junk to get away. Ridley just watched him blankly.
"Oh well, free Prim!" Ridley grabbed the Prim but just as he did Crazy Hand punched him away.
"MINE! Mario counting shop's profit!" Crazy Hand yelled as Ridley slammed into a tower of stuff, said stuff toppling all over him.
"Ouch, alright I got it," Ridley growled shoving a bunch of useless junk off of him.
"What'll you be buying today?" Crazy Hand asked nicely, but still crazily.
"Got something that can kill a magical hedgehog assassin able to stand against the Primid and win?" Ridley asked.
"If you want my advice, get an assassin for that!" Crazy Hand states.
"Got any pointers on who to pick?"
"Try this one guy called Shadow, he's awesome!"
"Dammit! That's who I want to kill!" Ridley yelled and, being pissed off by failing to get all the junk off of him, smashed his way out of the pile.
"Hey! Shop property!" Crazy Hand shouted.
"Screw you!" Ridley yelled and morphed into his Space Dragon form just to breath a beam of plasma onto a heap of supplies. Crazy Hand flew forward and grabbed Ridley.
"MY! [short pause] SHOP!" Crazy Hand shouts, his eye larger than anything Ridley's seen Master Hand have.
"Oh boy. . . I think I messed up," Ridley mumbles as Crazy Hand strangled him.
^Brinstar Depths^
Samus, Zamus, Samachu and Bamas appeared atop of the planetoid. Bamas fired an Annihilator shot at Samus and the small orb of light and dark energy hit Samus' arm, making her lose a small amount of energy. Zamus, using its left hand, threw a sphere of magic at Samus. The sphere exploded at Samus' feet knocking her over, when she was on the ground Samachu jumped over her and made a bolt of lightning strike down into her stomach. Samus groaned quietly as she felt the pain even through her Power Suit. Samus morphed into Morphball form and boosted towards Bamas, the clone breathed a cloud of fire at Samus but she swiftly dodged. Samus laid a Power Bomb near Bamas and boosted away. Zamus used magic to push the Power Bomb off the planetoid and it exploded just close enough to push the planetoid through the air. Samus stood and fired a few rapid shots of uncharged Power Beam at Zamus, the clone used a magically barrier to reflect the shots. Samachu activated its thermal visor for no apparent reason, after doing so Samachu jumped off the planetoid but luckily landed on the spike that Kraid had made from last time, it was here that Samachu just sat down and watched the lava with the thermal visor.
"Zamus! Slow her down for me!" Bamas yelled as it tried to hit Samus with multiple Darkburst shots. Samus space jumped over one and gravity boosted away from another. Zamus fired the Ice Spreader at Samus and successfully hit her. Samus was enveloped in a huge chunk of ice and landed onto the ground, some cracks formed because of this. Bamas charges the Dark Beam to fire a Darkburst at Samus but Samachu made a high-pitched screech.
"Oh no!" Zamus mumbles as Samachu quickly space jumped back up to the group.
"Kraid's coming! Grab onto to something!" Samachu yells and grabbed onto Zamus.
"Not this again!" Bamas groaned and, abandoning the frozen and defenceless Samus, rushed over to a cylinder shaped ground formation and wrapped itself around it. Kraid jumped out of the lava and landed into the lava next to the planetoid, this splashed lava over the planetoid and effectively took three whole energy tanks from Samachu, Zamus and Samus, this also thawed Samus out allowing her to fire a Super Missile at Kraid's head, this like the last Super Missile did absolutely nothing to Kraid. Samus ran to Bamas and fired a charged Plasma Beam shot at it, Bamas tanked the hit and quickly morphed into a very spikey Morphball that somehow could roll. Bamas boosted towards Samus so she fired a charged Ice Beam shot and froze it. Samus picked up the frozen Bamas and threw it over the ledge. The lava dropped briefly to allow Bamas to live.
"It is I! The evolutionary Sammukong!" A Samus clone yelled as it appeared, its shape differed greatly from the last few clones because it was a lot sturdier. (Picture Rundas but as an oversized Samus)
"Good job Link, two right in a row!" Peach congratulates.
"Oh yeah, you lot are watching," Samus mumbles.
"You forgot us!" Zelda yelled. "Why the hell would you be fighting these lot elsewise?"
"You lot were so quiet I had a chance to forget about you," Samus explains as she swapped beam weaponry. Samachu let go of Zamus allowing the clone to chase after Samus. Zamus threw some explosives at Samus and blasted her towards Sammukong. Sammukong grabbed Samus and lifted her up into the air.
"Time to die little girl!" Sammukong growled and started to 'bear hug' Samus. Samus starts to kick her feet and legs around and Sammukong laughed. "You can't get out of my grip like that little girl!"
"Not trying to!" Samus loudly stated and Sammukong's eyes (yet again, the helmet is a face) widened as Samus' shoulders start to glow.
"Oh no!" Sammukong managed to gasp as Samus activated her Screw Attack and tore its metal arms apart. Samus flew into Zamus but it made a magically barrier. Samus kept screw attacking into the barrier and Zamus was slowly being pushed towards the edge. The planetoid shook as Kraid grabbed it and threw it across the cavern. Samus kept screw attacking and was now in the air away from the planetoid. Zamus fell into the red mist below but the final clone didn't appear. Samachu, having no one to grab onto also fell and Sammukong, having no arms fell too.
"Just you and me now!" Growled Kraid as he picked up the planetoid and looked at Samus, who was screw attacking in a large circle to avoid falling into the lava.
"Can't you use that rocket thingy on your back to fly!" Falco yelled.
"Can't," Samus choked out, her voice sounding breathless.
"You sound tired," Bowser says.
"This isn't just me pressing buttons to move I actually have to push my whole body down and up fast enough to defy physics!" Samus yelled in pain. Kraid threw the planetoid at Samus but somehow missed, the final clone appeared above the lava and punched the planetoid, it flew forward and smashed into Samus taking well over one thousand units of energy from her, she then fell into the red mist which conveniently restored her energy.
"Again, you failed," Omochao states.
"And again, I guessed that," Samus replied.
"Finally I can leave!" Master Hand sighed and teleported away.
"That's the third time Samus, better watch out!" Zelda sneered.
"Anyone actually get a good look at the final clone?" Ness asked.
"Nope." "Was watching Krad." "The final clone appeared?" "You mean the ape?"
"I saw them!" Young Link says after everyone else.
"Who were they?" Zelda asked.
"Samus!" Young Link says holding his head high. . . literally with his hands.
Zelda groans, "I mean who else was it!"
"I don't know, some human," Young Link relies shrugging.
^Sometime That Day (may be before this or after this) - The Airship | Generator B^
Shachô was making his way through the Airship undetected. While he was doing this he had his radio comm link active and listening in onto multiple channels.
"And as the citizens of the mushroom kingdom fall further into despair Princess Toadstool is still missing-" Change. "-breaking news reveals that Ness, a random boy who usually works for his mother's drug store has gone missing! If anyone finds this boy please tell authorities because the store is only half as efficient without him!" Change. "[loud background music] -liveable price; forty six dollars! Yes! Forty six dollars is all you need to buy Princess Zelda's castle! But remember that she can say no! [background music stops] Alright! That's it, lets see if she shows up now! Um sir! We're still live! Oh cra-" Change. "Waluigi numbah one! WAH HA HAAH!" Turns off.
'Nothing too crucial is happening on their world, better check mine.' Turns on. "And as pillars of fire still scortch the land we await word from our heroes, ******, *****, Shachô and Ivo. It seems like years have passed since they have sent voyage but in reality it has barely been three months! Food supplies are still low, water is scarce and drinkable water is still impossible to find and requires hours of condensing to make toxic water drinkable. ******, *****, Shachô and Ivo! If you hear this please hurry! You lot are forever in our thoughts!" Turns off.
'I need to hurry, the generator shouldn't be too far!' Shachô walks around a corner and stops, something was near. Shachô dropped down to the ground and activated his cloaking device, rendering him completely invisible as long as he didn't move.
"What the hell are you doing here!" Ganondorf (guard) yelled and Shachô remained unmoving, he was surprised when he heard another voice.
"I'm doing work!"
"Like hell you are!" Ganondorf yelled.
"No really, here's a level eight key card!"
"Whoa, level eight! Who'd you swipe it from?" Ganondorf accused.
"Have you seen the Janitors room, I have a special delivery for him."
"Oh, you filling in for him?"
"What do you mean?"
"He got fired, welcome aboard! I'm Ganondorf! Just follow me and I'll show you to your new room! I don't think Sonic has finished unpacking but it'll make a nice surprise!" Ganondorf happily announces and forcefully dragged the other person away.
'That was close, I better find that second generator and fast!' Shachô quickly ran off.
^Back at the present time - Brinstar Depths^
Samus appeared atop of the planetoid for the fourth time. Samachu, Zamus and Bamas appeared with her. "I am Samachu!" Samachu starts and this time no one bothered to stop it. Zamus fired a Super Missile at Bamas' shell and it ricocheted off and almost into Samus.
"Still not very smart are we?" Zamus asked, its question directed to the real Bowser.
"You still missed," Bowser states. Bamas ran to Samus while breathing fire and shooting Wave Beam shots. Samus dodged the slow, uncharged shots and fired a charged Plasma shot at Bamas, it quickly hid in its shell and the plasma bounced back into Samus' suit taking some shielding away. Having finally finished its introduction Samachu morphed into the Morphball module and boosted towards Samus. Samus froze Samachu and threw it off the planetoid into the la- Red Mist below.
"Here I come! Full powered!" Sammukong shouts appearing with its arms back. (The Red Mist healed them) Bamas space jumped over to Sammukong.
"Hey Sammukong, pick me up and throw me at Samus and I'll curl up into my shell! It'll inflict massive damage!" Bamas loudly whispered.
"Alright! Just don't curl up till I let go!" Sammukong then picked Bamas up and threw it at Samus, who used her Grappling Beam to yank Zamus in front of her. Bamas and Zamus collided and Bamas tore through Zamus, killing it.
"NO! I'm sorry!" Bamas shouts as it misses Samus (because of hitting Zamus its directory was messed up) and falls off the planetoid.
"I. . . didn't mean to do that. . ." Sammukong mutters shocked. Samus fired a Sonic Boom at Sammukong and missed it.
"Zamus [short pause] terminated!" Mars announces, its voice clearly being projected over a loud speaker and not personally there.
"Just you and me now!" Sammukong growls.
"Not quite!" Kraid roars and stood up making half of his body above the lava. Kraid scooped up a hand full of lava and threw barely a tenth of what he scooped up at Samus. Samus activated her Morphball and boosted aside.
"You can't grab Lava Krad, maybe try cupping it!" Captain Falcon advises.
"Shut up Falcon! Who's side are you on?" Falco yelled.
"I want that doctor!" Captain Falcon insisted.
"Creepy," Peach mumbles. Meanwhile, Samus was charging the Annihilator Beam so she could fire a Sonic Boom at Kraid. Sammukong punched Samus and she flew off the planetoid and onto a large spike, which was stuck in the planetoid. Before even standing up Sammukong smashed down onto her back and took a few energy tanks from Samus' shielding. The spike snapped in half and fell into the lava. The spike, being made of something weird, floated on the lava.
"Time to die little girl!" Sammukong sneered as it lifted Samus up into the air and dangled her over the lava. A huge foot then crushed them both.
"You failed, again," Omochao states.
"I get it, but at least three of them are gone!" Samus says.
"That final one doesn't like appearing, does he," Young Link states.
"He?" Zelda repeated.
"Yeah, aren't they all guys?" Young Link asked.
"I'm female," Samus announced.
"Samus is a girl?" Young Link shrieked clasping his hands over his mouth in shock. "Everything just changed!"
"Idiot," Zelda growled and slapped the shadowy copy of Link. (just in case you are wondering, Samus isn't responsible for the death of Zamus)
"Bamas lived," Link says quietly.
"Did he?" Samus asked.
"He fell into the Red Mist, not the red liquid," Link explains.
"So let's rehash who is left!" DK says, "Samachu, who is obviously a mix between Samus and either Pikachu or Pichu. Bamas, a mix of Bowser and Samus. Sammukong a mix of Samus and I and that last one no one but Link's more idiotic self has seen!"
"I doubt Samachu involves Pichu," Mason sneered.
"Why do you always refer to yourself like that?" Popo asked but was ignored because he usually only says useless stuff, even Nana ignored him. The only one who didn't ignore him was Bowser but he didn't speak up because he knew why Mason spoke like that.
"Just think, six more failures and we'll be without Samus!" Zelda happily states.
"And without a way to win!" Yoshi adds.
"Krad could always heal Kirby!" Captain Falcon says.
"We have to beat everything remember, not just progress to the end, whenever and whatever that may be!" DK says.
^Lunch Time^
Samus appeared for the fifth time at the floating chunk of stuff that floats. Samachu, Bamas and Sammukong appeared with her.
"Let's do this!" Bamas roared and fired a Power Beam shot at Samus, who easily sidestepped. Samus fired some rapid fire uncharged Power Beam shots at whoever happened to get in her way and managed to do quite a lot of damage to Sammukong, who was too big and slow to avoid the shots. Samachu darted forward and while running morphed into Morphball form and boosted in-between Samus' legs and laid a Power Bomb. Samus and the other two clones stopped what they were doing and all morphed into Morphball form and boosted away. The Power Bomb went off and destroyed the flattest part of the planetoid that was used the most in the event. Samachu managed to avoid being damaged but rolled down the hole by accident, it landed down onto the heart/brain and the whole planetoid shook as the thing roared. Samachu uncurled and had a devilish grin on its helmet.
Meanwhile, Samus and the clones were Boost-Balling into each other to damage the other person's shielding, Bamas was easily winning with its spikey Morphball. Samus uncurled and fired an uncharged Ice Beam shot at Bamas, it hit freezing the clone but Sammukong boosted its oversized Morphball into Bamas purposely. The ice smashed and the two uncurled. Five Seeking Missiles flew at them and Bamas was the only one to escape without too much damage. The platenoid shook causing Bamas to loose its footing and fall over onto its spikey back. Sammukong fell over too but didn't have a spikey back to dig into the ground with. Samus used her Gravity Boost to stay standing. (The Gravity Boost if you haven't yet figured it out causing Samus' suit to negate sudden changes in gravity or kinetic energy)
"Here I come!" Kraid yelled jumping out of the lava while firing three spikes at the planetoid, they all hit sending rocks flying out everywhere and blasting the planetoid through the air. Samus held onto something, Samachu was safe at the core, Bamas was stuck but Sammukong was sent flying off, it however landed on the buoyant spike.
"I call bullshit on that!" Falco yells.
"Samus' luck is wearing off onto them!" Zelda rasped.
"What luck?" Samus yelled as she space jumped away from an Ice Spreader shot.
"Your usual avoidance of stuff!" Zelda yelled, suddenly angry for no real reason. Samus decided to avoid the argument and focus on Bamas, who was still trying to dislodge itself.
"Help me Samachu!" Bamas screamed as Samus charged the Annihilator Beam. Samus fired a Sonic Boom but the planetoid shook just in time to make Samus misfire off at a cavern wall. Bamas groaned and pushed itself free. Samus fired another Sonic Boom and ended its life.
"Bamas, terminated!" Mars announced.
"Why don't you just always use that!" Falco yelled.
"Takes too long to charge and wastes so much ammo!" Samus yelled back.
Suddenly a song starts playing and the last clone appeared. "C'mon and light the fuse, he's a rocket and he's ready to go, 'Cause now the countdown has started and he's ready to blow! He's got the dope sounds pumpin' in a stereo. Kick'n ass fast. . . puttin' on a show! Go on and get yourself together, there's no time to rest and if you put the time in he'll put you to the test! He's like the runnin' man, in his world more is less and if you wanna test him best bring your best! Don't make me spell it out, bring your best!" The clone shouts really fast and perfectly in tune with the music.
"Hey that's copyrighted!" Ness yells and the music stops.
"To who?" The final clone asked.
"I don't know, somebody in real life," Ness states.
"Well then I better introduce myself differently," The clone says and after a short pause shouts again, "I'm the high speed devil of pain! Samlous!" Samlous yells flexing its robotic/organic muscles on its Varia Suit.
"Damn, I'm hot!" Captain Falcon accidentally says out loud. (Samlous is Captain Falcon's body shape but wearing the Varia Suit and all its attachments)
"Anybody going to help me!" Sammukong shouts from the spike, it was ignored. Samus fires a Super Missile at Samlous but the clone dashed aside with surprising speed. Samlous darted forward and whacked Samus' helmet with its Arm-Cannon and then pushed her away from itself. Samus stumbled back and used the Gravity Boost to stabilise herself. Samlous jumped over Samus and kicked its leg back into Samus' head making her fall helmet first into the ground. Samlous landed and back-flipped onto Samus' back and fired a Super Missile directly down into her. Kraid punched the planetoid and it smashed into a cavern wall and exploded apart. Samlous quickly jumped onto a triangular prism shaped piece and held onto it tightly. Samachu held onto the floating brain/heart which, now free started to fly around crazily. Samus fell and landed on a floating chunk.
"Gravity, why not just screw it and make stuff defy it!" Falco yelled as he watched each and every piece of the planetoid float around like it was in space. Samlous jumped from piece to piece to try getting to Samus. Samus fired a super missile at a piece and it exploded just moments before Samlous was to land on it, the clone fell and landed on another piece. Kraid scooped up some lava and splashed it at Samus, most hit her doing a heap of damage.
"Just a friendly question, what's everyone's shielding at?" Sammukong asked. (For the reader's sake I'll type it in numbers and not letters, but they actually answer with words not just numbers)
"1180!" Samus yelled.
"2400!" Samachu yelled.
"2499!" Samlous boomed.
"I'm at 1986!" Sammukong shouts and Ness laughed at something. Samachu was hanging onto the brain/heart as it flew randomly around the huge cavern. Samus fired a charged Wave Beam shot at Samlous and the clone snapped a piece of rock off and threw it at the electrical shot, the electricity broke apart and missed the clone. Kraid fired a spike amongst the wreckage and it smashed apart some footholds.
"Hey somebody! I want to join this fight!" Sammukong yells as Samus and Samlous duked it out by constantly switching footholds while firing missiles.
"Here you go!" Kraid loudly says as he lifted up Sammukong's spike and allowed the clone to jump onto a floating piece of rock, because of its weight the rock fell down into the lava. It happened so quickly that whoever manned the lava didn't have a chance to lower it.
"Sammukong, terminated!" Mars announces.
"Whoops," Kraid mumbles as he laughed.
"Killing a clone is punishable by death!" Link yells.
"I'm staff so I can weave my way around that stuff," Kraid says shrugging. Samus fires a Super Missile at the platform Samlous was jumping to and said platform exploded, Samlous missed the platform but before it fell into the lava was saved by a huge, flying chunk of flesh.
"Alright! Let's do this!" Samachu yells as it steered the huge heart/brain around the arena. Samlous held onto the heart/brain with a worried look on its helmet.
"That looks so much like MotherBrain!" Kraid says and Samus looked at the Brain/Heart for the first real time.
"That means I just pump it full of missiles and we're done," Samus says and fired a Super Missile at the flying Brain. Samachu, steered it aside and the Super Missile missed. Samulous finally managed to stand up so it started to fire uncharged Annihilator shots at Samus, who still had to rely on the floating pieces of antigravity rock to stay alive. Kraid growled and charged through the lava while flailing his arms out, in doing so he was smashing apart the platforms and sending others flying off. Samus jumped off a platform and landed on Kraid's head.
"Not this time Samus!" Kraid rasped and deliberately fell over. Samus jumps off him and Screw Attacked towards a platform. Samachu flies the brain near Samus and Samlous fires an Ice Spreader shot, it missed and hit Kraid as he was standing back up. Kraid's left eye was now covered in a thick layer of ice.
"Use that bladed fly to rip apart that organ's flesh!" Falco yelled. Samus turns around and attempted to crash into the brain, since the brain however was more mobile Samachu was able to avoid the Screw Attack. Samlous fired another Ice Spreader at Samus and successfully hit her. Samus then fell into the lava and subsequently the Red Mist.
"You have failed half of the allocated attempts," Omochao states.
"Only Samlous and Samachu remain," Samus mumbles.
"And Krad," Captain Falcon adds.
"Kraid!" Krad corrects from where he stood, which was safely away from the group.
"What's the big deal? Just ah name," Falco, for some reason, angrily snaps.
"Samus," Zelda starts, "if you fail after everything we've been through I swear I'll-"
"Do what, if I fail I'm dead," Samus interrupts.
"Do. . . something before you die!" Zelda shouts and pointlessly spun around to look away.
"Anyone realise Mario never got to see his awesome Samio self?" Young Link says.
"Fuck! I forgot about him!" Krad accidentally states.
"Why?" Captain Falcon asked and most people looked at Krad as he stood at the edge of the platform.
"Nothing."
"Is it about your food poisoning lie? Because Mario certainly wasn't happy to hear your voice during that city event," Captain Falcon slowly says, his voice sounding very hurtful.
"What's this?" Zelda asked.
"You shut up Douglas or I'll hurt you!" Krad ordered.
"How's 'bout a deal, heal Kirby I keep my mouth shut?"
"How about I rip your throat out and keep your mouth shut!" Captain Falcon then backed away.
"Just hurry up and activate the event!" Bowser growled annoyed at losing so much of his day.
"Why are you in so much of a rush?" Falco asked.
"I want to keep earning Prim because I found something awesome I could buy!" Bowser states proudly.
"What was it?" Peach asked.
"Not telling!" Bowser snapped.
"At least how much is it?" Peach asked.
"Twenty two thousand Prim," Bowser quietly mumbles.
"The fuck would you waste so much time trying to get?" Falco yelled.
"Not telling!" Bowser jested in a mocking tone.
"Start the event," Samus demands.
Samus, Samachu and Samlous all appeared on the- air! The three gasp and both Samus and Samlous direct their fall onto a spike left behind by one of Kraid's attacks. Samachu however whistled and made the brain shaped thing fly under it. Samachu landed on it and flew a small distance away from Samus and Samlous.
"When'd you have time to train that?" Kraid asked popping out of the lava earlier than usual.
"I was hoping for you to catch me but this is better!" Samachu admits as it charged up the Annihilator Beam. Samlous jumps at Samus while kicking rapidly and Samus uses her arm-cannon to block. Samus pushes her arm-cannon forward and shoots at Samlous, who darted aside to dodge and despite the very short distance managed to escape unharmed. Samlous jumps forward holding its left fist back and suddenly flares envelope its whole arm.
"FALLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!" Samlous screamed and punched at Samus. Samus went flying across the lava barely above it and slammed into another spike. Samus luckily managed to climb atop of the spike and frowned under her helmet, that one punch took more energy than having the planetoid slam into her.
"How much you at?" Samachu asked flying closer to Samus.
"Just under one thousand," Samus replied and Samlous laughed.
"At max!" Samlous yelled flexing its robotic/organic muscles. . . somehow. Kraid then fires three spikes at Samus and all missed and just ended up giving her more platforms to mount if needed.
"I don't think the stage can take much for of this!" Kraid admits as he glanced at the planetoid-shard filled cavern.
"Any chance you can let me win without a hassle?" Samus asked.
"No," Kraid responded sternly but not angrily.
"Thought so," Samus yells. (she is yelling because Kraid is quite far away)
"Worth a shot though," Samlous adds as it tried to paddle its buoyant spike towards Samus' buoyant spikes, it however was failing and just losing energy by trying to paddle through lava.
"Need a lift?" Samachu asked.
"SAMUS!" Falco boomed making some of the invisible people frightened by his sudden outburst. "Rule six of combat! No idle chitchat with your enemy whilst amongst a stronger and far more powerful enemy!" Falco continued.
"Thanks?" Kraid awkwardly (still don't have a word for it) and slowly says. Meanwhile, Samus fired a Sonic Boom at Samlous, the Sonic Boom didn't reach Samlous and exploded above the lava, this yanked the lava up into the air and blasted it outwards. Samachu arrived at Samlous and the clone jumped onto the brain.
"Want to gang up on Samus?" Samachu asked.
"Isn't that our goal?" Samlous asked.
"I was told to only attack one at a time," Samachu replied as it flew the brain over to Samus. Since they were busy talking they didn't see the Sonic Boom as it flew subsonic-ly towards them. It exploded killing Samlous and almost killing Samachu, who then fell into the Red Mist.
"Samlous," Mars starts and stops to sigh loudly, "has been terminated."
"Just us two, ready Samus!" Kraid roared, he wasn't really asking a question but was more stating the situation. Samus fired a Sonic Boom at Kraid and the blast ripped apart a huge hole in his chest. Kraid screamed/roared in pain and fell over backwards from the impact, he landed in the lava with a huge splash and was completely submerged.
"There's more of them waiting for you Kraid! What's the matter? Scared of your old rival!" Samus jested and fired a Sonic Boom into the lava just for show. A large green finger rose up from the lava and wiggled.
"Bly surrendah!" A muffled voice says from under the lava, it was accompanied by some lavery bubbles.
"Things don't work like that, you should know your own events!" Samus yelled, intent on getting revenge.
Kraid stood up and glared at Samus, blood and lava pouring from his chest wound. "Then I'll take my Red Mist repellent ring off!" Kraid sneered and took a yellow ring off his finger, suddenly the Red Mist that he was standing in vaporised him like it should have done ages ago.
"congratulations! You won!" Omochao yells.
"Finally," Samus mumbled and noticed that everyone -excluding Krad- were still at the platform. "Why are we here?"
"Because you have a choice," A dry rasping voice snarls and people looked over at a lustrously dressed person with beautiful red hair that flowed down their shoulders. Their skin was unearthly white and their face looked old, they had no teeth and their ears were so pointy they made Link's look normal in comparison. Their eyes were red orbs that had a single, tiny black dot for an iris and they had large purple bags under and around their eyes, they also had a small white nose that barely protruded from their face. Their hands which were covered in golden gloves showed long, sharp claws that looked like a Chameleon's from the resistance series, unknown to the prisoners the person actually was wearing something under the gloves that had the claws. (Look up a photo if you don't know it, and I mean that they are wearing something under the gloves to give the impression that the claws are real)
"A choice?" Zelda repeats.
"Yes," The person rasped, their voice stalling on the s sound.
"You're Mars, aren't you," Captain Falcon says.
"I am who I am, now Samus. Lee has kindly made Samachu, I have kindly taken ownership of Samachu, Samachu has unkindly failed to remove you, now are you going to kindly remove Samachu or unkindly accept it as a gift from me to you?" Mars rasped in a dry but smooth voice that sounded cracked and demonical, their voice was low but wasn't low pitched.
"You mean like a challenger?" Samus asked.
"No," Mars slowly starts, "like a ultimatum, life [short pause] or death? Do you give Samachu, a filthy clone who's sole purpose after my kingship of it was to kill you a chance to live, or do you get the much flavoured and savoured revenge that everyone denies loving but can't stop having!" Mars rasped, its/his voice getting a little louder after speaking of revenge.
"An ultimatum," Link corrects and was momentarily set on fire before water magically appeared and set the fire out.
"Yes, an ultimatum," Mars slowly recites.
"Samachu is worthless to me," Samus says.
"So you want it to die? [chuckles evilly] How sweet,"
"I don't care for it either way, Pichu since it's you who's also part of the clone I hand over the decision to you," Samus says and walked away from Mars, only to the edge of the platform.
"But my dear," Mars slowly starts as he gracefully floated across the ground to Samus, the prisoners being magically shoved aside to let him through. "You and you alone have the choice!" Mars insisted.
"Then I choose not to care," Samus responded rudely.
"Samus!" Mars growled, energy visibly sparkling around its body.
"Whoa!" Falco loudly interrupts, "You're wearing a dress!" And with that Mars exploded out into blue dots, not wanting to waste time with the prisoners any longer.
"Go ahead!" Samus shouts and psychotic laughter came from above. "Count this as a sign of non-hostility."
"What are you going on about?" Zelda yelled.
"Lee knows, and that's all that matters," Samus replied and some people looked up, all they saw was darkness but Samus, having a thermal visor, could see Lee hanging up their watching their every move.
"Well, it's about time to return to the mansion!" Omochao states and everyone vanished. . .
A/N: The end, but wait? There was no fourth Hunter you may think? Well read again, their was four mentions of them, two with the third hunter and two that I doubt anyone will find. Now here's that stats, now with two more statisticians!
By the way, for the Character Stats the layout is slightly different due to a bug that keeps removing my BOLD and ITALICS. So BOLD is gone, Italic is replaced with an asterisk and some stuff may surprise you, like Mario. Also, if Italic (asterisked) for being a member of staff it means they are partially, if Italic for Hated by Escalus means that Escalus hates them more then his average hate for everyone but not enough to purposely do stuff against them, if Italic for knowing Kikki means they know more then its name but isn't seen as enough info to be a threat. Undef. means something secretive or undefined. Disbanded means no longer working for the staff. By the way, Pichu having Undef. isn't because of his attitude change, it's because Ja injected him with something.
Bowser: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 4. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Captain Falcon: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 2. Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: 1. Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Yes*. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
DK: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 5. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 4. Team Kills: Team Defeats: 1. Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki: Yes*.
Dr Mario: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Falco: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Fox: Member of Staff: Yes*. Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: 3. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Yes. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Ganondorf: Member of Staff: Undef. Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Hated by Escalus: Yes. Knows of Kikki:
Jigglypuff: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Kirby: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Link: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 7. Events Attempted: 4. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Luigi: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Hated by Escalus: Yes. Knows of Kikki:
Mario: Member of Staff: Yes*. Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 1. Events Attempted: 10. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: 7. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 2. Hated by Escalus: Yes. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Marth: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Mewtwo: Member of Staff: Yes. Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 3. Hated by Escalus: Yes. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Mr Game & Watch: Member of Staff: Disbanded. Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Yes. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Nana: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Ness: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Peach: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Pichu: Member of Staff: Undef. Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 130. Events Attempted: 3. Events Won: 3. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Hated by Escalus: Yes*. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Pikachu: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: 4. Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Popo: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: 1. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Roy: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: Events Won: Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: 1. Hated by Escalus: Yes. Knows of Kikki:
Samus: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: 24. Events Attempted: 12. Events Won: 4. Events Lost: 8. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Yes. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Yoshi: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: 1. Clone Kills: 6. Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: 2. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Yes. Knows of Kikki: Yes.
Young Link: Member of Staff: Undef. Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 1. Events Won: 1. Events Lost: Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Knows of Kikki:
Zelda: Member of Staff: Staff Kills: Clone Kills: Events Attempted: 2. Events Won: Events Lost: 2. Team Kills: Team Defeats: Times in VOID: Hated by Escalus: Yes*. Knows of Kikki: