Alices pov.
I eagerly started to write a list of what was needed. I changed everything the opposite... I think I did anyways! XD
Before///Now:
Sea salt///Land pepper…
Melted ice cubes///Condensed fire circles…
Acidic foods/// Alkaline drinks…
Pinch of deadly night shade///Flick of lively day light…
Bit of kit-Kat///Bit of tick-dog… (I'm a-coming for ya Jacob)
Ancient blueberries///Modern orange berries.
Natural essential oils///Artificial inessential waters.
Poor quality apple juice///Rich quality banana powder.
Nicotine///Niquittine
Cheap biscuits///Expensive crackers
Dirt from the ground///Clean from the sky.
Dried meats///Moistened vegetables.
Full jar of chilly///Empty jar of warm.
Now that I had written these I was on my way to the supermarket. I parked my Porsche and then went inside with my list. I spotted a shop assistant and darted over to him.
"Could you help me find these items please?" I asked him.
"Yes of course."
I handed him the list and his eyes boggled out of his head. He looked at me suspiciously and I gestured for him to find whichever he could. He kept looking at the items and shaking his head but he did his best.
When I arrived back at the Cullen house I had two trolleys full of shopping, Edward high fived me and I leapt into Jaspers arms.
"We still need condensed fire circles, flick of lively day light, tick from dog, and an empty jar of warm." I told them.
They ran off to collect the last ingredients and I prepared the things that we had. I popped on a chef hat and then I decided that the alkaline drinks weren't alkaline enough so I mixed some toothpaste into them and then I boiled the vegetables to make them moist. Then I mixed them into the inside out upside down cauldron. After those were inside in went all of the land pepper. Then since I didn't have the condensed fire circles I added the alkaline drinks… they mixed with the pepper and other things to form a nice paste in the bottom. Then I spotted some day light coming through the window… I snuck up on it and flicked it in the direction of the pan. The supermarket guy had given me oranges instead of orange berries… they would have to do. I crushed them, rind and all in with everything else then poured the artificial water in. The guy had also made the mistaken of giving me normal banana so I squeezed all the moisture out of them and crumbled them into the mix. I put the niquitine squares in whole and then threw in the packet of expensive crackersthen the boys returned and I added their ingredients and almost everything was done!
(AN//Hope you enjoyed that silliness, I enjoyed writing it anyway =) )