(AN//Hey guys! Me and J are having to write the chapters separately at the moment until Tuesday so I thought I'd write this one! Love you all 3 From S)

(AN// Oh and I loved your last chapters J!!!)

Bpov.

I had told the children to get out their laptops and then I went out of the room to call these 'Volturi' and offer them the learning course.

I looked in Carlisle's address book and there was the name Volturi with an  underneath it. Carlisle should not be graffiti-ing his books! Calm down Bella, keep calm you don't want to give the Volturi a bad impression. Anyway I dialled the number and a secretary answered.

"Hello who is speaking please?" I heard her say.

"The names Swan… Queen Swan. I would like to talk to 'Aro'."

"Oh I'm sorry your Majesty… I had no idea I was speaking to you, I-I'll just get Aro."

Finally! someone who understands my importance… even if she's only a lowly peasant. I was put on hold and an irritating song came on and then there was a deep voice.

"Buon giorno."

"Ah I'm afraid you have a lot of work to do on your English." I tutted.

"Oh you're American I just assumed… never mind" He said, whilst completely ignoring my question.

"Well yes, you are smart aren't you Aro? But I would like you to be smarticle instead of just smart, try this triple star vampire learning course. It's a five dollar value for just one-hundred and six dollars!"

"Uh… what?"

"Yes you heard it! you will find the classroom in the Cullen house, in Eduardo's room. I have sent your uniform."

"What and how do you know about vampi…"

And with that I put the phone down to get back to my pupils. I listened outside the door and I could hear each of their computers binging. The noise it makes on VIM… yes they were going to be in trouble if I caught them.

"AHA!" I said as I burst into the room.

I saw all of them hastily shutting their laptops.

"You dare to disobey… Me?" I whispered.

Emmett's lip trembled I turned to him.

Empov.

My lip trembled and Her Majesty turned to me.

"Something you want to tell me Emmett? You can tell me anything and you will get fifty gold stars if you tell me the truth."

Ah… CRACKERS what to do? Two little versions of me popped up on my shoulders.

"Pick the Gold Stars Emmie-Bear. You know you want them… they sparkle like Jazzy Pants does!" One of them said.

I decided to trust it and I flicked the other one off my shoulder.

"IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THEM IT WAS THEM! THEM! THEM! THEM!"

I spat the word 'them' for effect they all glared at me and then ran out of the room like a headless chicken.