Sometime later…

Bpov

There was a loud rap on the door.

"Enter!" I shouted.

A strange looking man with milky red eyes and hippie hair floated in. Aro I guessed.

"Ah, greetings Aro, but I am afraid I will have to tell you to GO AND SIT ON THE NAUGHTY STEP," I smiled sweetly, "You are not wearing your uniform. We will have none of this gothic nonsense! Get that black cape off."

Aro glared at me and then Carlisle appeared at my side, looking nervous. I went into the classroom and waited for them. The rest of Aro's followers came in when the bell sounded. Alice ran inside.

"Alice, no running in the corridors. And what on earth are those shoes?" I raised my eyebrows, the shoes were most certainly not plain black.

"B-but Bella this is serious!" She whined, glaring at my new pupils.

"Yes I am perfectly serious, and I think you addressed me wrong just then."

Alice rolled her eyes and stormed out dragging Jasper with her by the ear. Aro walked in.

"Did I tell you to get off the naughty step or…" I began to say but his horrible glare stopped me, "Well I don't think that that was an appropriate face to make Aro!" I reprimanded him.

"How do you know about vampires?" He barked.

"Do not shout out young gentleman. I shall not answer you're question unless you put up your hand. Thank you very much."

Emmett skipped in.

"Arghhhhhhhh! Volturi! I swear it wasn't me Aro… don't take me away… it wasn't me who broke your china doll!" He screamed.

"Hush, hush Emmett or I shall have to deduct gold stars."

"What… NO! PLEASE NO!"

Emmett got down on one knee and his lip trembled.

"Don't take my stars away! Anything but my gold stars!"

"Well be quiet then."

"Yes my liege."

Emmett bowed, just then Edward ran in.

"Please Eduardo, no running in the corridor!"

Edward didn't answer instead he ignored me and looked at my new pupils.

"I'm sorry Aro; let me explain… she's not in her right mind."

He walked up and placed Aro's palm on his forehead.

"You see, I tell the truth." He said.

"Yes I see… in fact I like it so please calm down, I like this woman, she had discipline."

I frowned; it would not do to have a pupil talking about his teacher in this way. Edward growled.

"Okay Aro, so please leave, you have no reason to harm her."

"Oh but I do… she knows our secret."

"Okay, okay I'm sorry I admit it, I told her about your affair with Carlisle."

My mouth dropped open.

"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Go and sit on the naughty step. I will not tolerate bullying in my classroom."

He just walked over to me and got something out of his pocket. It smelt quite wonderful. He placed it in my mouth and I ate it.

"Yargle gargle 1.77245…. and the bunny went hop hop hop, all the way home. Argh what am I doing here. Edward my angel…"

"Go now Aro, we will turn her in time, so you have no reason to be here." Edward said.

"But I like your Bella." Aro said. I felt really nervous, this Aro person was like a stalker. I clung onto Edward and he growled.

"STAY AWAY FROM MY LAMB CHOP!" He roared. Lamb Chop?

"Fine…" Aro turned away and with that the classroom began to empty, all the Cullen's came through the door and we had a big hug.

Emmett cleared his throat.

Emmett Sings:

"We'll meet again, don't know where don't know whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! But I know that we'll meet again some… sparkly day. So…

So long farewell from Jazzy pants and me-e,

We hate to say goodbye we shouldn't leave,

Dum diddle dum dum dah dah dah dum diddle dah dah dah.

You shall not see the Bellie-Bear again,

Unless you want us too write a sequel…

Dum diddle dum dum dah dah dah dum diddle dah dah dah.

Goodbye farewell, good bye from S + J,

Goodbye goodbye we cannot stay to play.

"Thank you, thank you, drive safe!" Emmett said, he had come to stand on the dining room table and for once we all clapped. I was so glad to be back. Edward hadn't changed me. But I know what I wan't, nobody is going to surrender-

"Who the HECK are S & J?" Edward said rather loudly.

"They the goddesses who made us funny, Edward." Carlisle said with his eyebrows raised.

"So it was their idea for Alice to dye my hair… RED! I'm coming for ya S & J, I'm coming for ya!"

The End

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