Road To Wonder

by His Spectacles

The roads they take in life may differ and diverge, but at the end they will always find a common destination: each other. A collection of drabbles about Harry and Draco. SLASH

12. Veela

Road To Wonder

(I think this is crack.)

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"Potter, I am a veela and you are my mate. Deal with it."

Harry's jaw dropped in horror. "W-What?! You have got to bejoking me! You…m-me…no fucking way!"

Draco rolled his eyes. "Don't be so dramatic, it's nothing."

"Nothing?!" Harry shouted. "It's you! You're a mean bastard, a Slytherin, Lucius Malfoy's son and Voldemort's junior lackey! And did I mention you're a mean bastard???"

"I said don't be so dramatic. We just have to fuck once a month and then you can go on being your Gryffindor heroic self."

Harry blinked. "Oh, then why didn't you just say so?"

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