Road To Wonder

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Dear Malfoy,

These are the seven things I hate about you:

1. You look down on me as if I'm not worth anything.

2. Your cruel barbs which hit home every time.

3. The fact that you think you know all about me, except that you're always wrong.

4. The way you provoke Ron into fights.

5. Your poncy hair. Can't even one strand be out of place?

6. Your eyes. They are too cold, especially when you look at me.

7. Your body, because you're too beautiful.

PS:

8. And even after I kissed you, you're still not mine.

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(There's a follow-up to this one.)