When things go wrong

Author: Docintweed

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this fic. That honour belongs to the BBC.

Warning: There's a lot of flirting between Amy and Rose, and some pretty suggestive themes.

Word count: 1457

Summary: The Doctor decides to have a little fun; but sometimes, you need to know when you've gone too far.

Ok... I guess this took longer than expected, been busy with college... Anyway, this chapter sucks... had a major case of writer's block here... sorry :/

See, the first chapter was all fun and "oh look it's such and such as a teenager!" but now? Now it needs a proper story, which really isn't as interesting as it sounds... Anyway, what do YOU want to happen? Do you want action? Romance? Danger? Tell me! Anyway let's go!

Oh and, by the way, because of my writer's block, this chapter is kinda soaked in Amy/Rose flirting... yeah, things get pretty dirty... but it's the kind of flirting two friends might have, who might just fancy each other a little... Lol don't expect any romance between the two, It's just harmless flirting! Sorry if I got a little carried away... but I genuinely believe these two would flirt the pants off each other if they ever met... But this is NOT an Amy/Rose fic, they just (HARMLESSLY) flirt with each other... a lot.

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The Doctor looked up from the fire, this wasn't good. "When things go wrong, they really go wrong."

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(4 hours earlier/4 hours before fire)

Amy's POV

Oh, I know what you're thinking. Why do on Earth would anyone wanna see inside my head? Well, maybe if you give me a chance, you'll find out. You think I'm boring don't you? Well I'm not. Bet you didn't know I had a friend... who's an ALIEN. Well... I guess you probably did know that. But... whatever. Anyway, if you've quite finished interrupting me, you might get to see that my life isn't as boring as it seems.

Damn it, where the hell is Rory? The guy is either pretending to be dead, or 'revising' 24/7. I mean, what the hell is he revising for?

I start heading down the corridor, switching glances between alternating corridors. I am going to kill him. Seriously; I'm going to rip his arms off, and stitch them to his face. Then, I'm going to-

"Oh, hi Rory." I say with a smile. Ok, awkward... I know. But, come on; the guy has clearly been avoiding me.

"Amy, I've been looking for you everywhere!" Ok... maybe not...

Wait... why has he been looking for me? "Why?"

"Because, I have a surprise for you; meet me in the gym, in about..." He checks his watch. "Four hours."

"Ok, see you there." Yeah I know... I may have been looking for him, but that was because I knew he was up to something, now I know he's planning a surprise. Basically, he's been acting weird all week. Anyway, I give him a kiss, and shuffle off. Urgh! Today is dull. Really dull. I mean, everything's normal. There's Mr Finch leaving his office, there's Jack flirting with Christina... Yuck. Ok, I get it. My life s boring. But that can be changed, let's step it up a notch. Hmm, where's the Doctor? Maybe Rose will know? Aha, there she is.

Rose's POV

Aaaaaaand here we go again. It's the same bloody thing every bloody day. Seriously, this is my life, EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Wake up, go to school, flirt with Amy, argue with Mickey, talk to Martha, ignore the teacher, go to lunch, more lessons, and then home. I mean, can't something fun happen? Can't something magical happen? Ok, I know, it's daft. But I'm bored... Anyway, I'm heading to Geography at the minute; hopefully something interesting will happen there?

(2 Hours before fire)

So, today has gone...exactly the same way it always does.

"Hey Rose" Oh god... its Craig. Shouldn't he be stalking Sophie or something?

"Er... hi." So what if that was lame? Wanna make a thing out of it? No. Didn't think so.

"Have you seen Mickey?" Mickey? What the boomerang does he wanna speak to Mickey for? Blimey now he's staring at me like he wants to offer me the universe and protect me from a bunch of aliens shaped like pepper pots... wait... where did that come from? Strange... must be from that strange show I was watching the other day... what was it called? Erm... Doctor What? Or was it Professor which?... No, oh I remember; it was called Dentist when! Strange show... Anyway, back to Craig...

"Erm... no actually, I haven't seen him all day..." Where the hell is Mickey?

"Oh...ok. Thanks anyway." And Craig went off.

Okay... that was strange. How did I not notice Mickey was missing? I mean, it's not like I ignore him; I mean, I'm always paying him attention. I'd NEVER leave him and... I dunno... go travelling... for example. NEVER. Well... maybe... but that's not the point! Ok... what was I saying? Whatever, I'm just gonna head to the canteen, it's time for some food! Have I ever told you about Adric? He's a lad who used to go to our school, but he fell in with the wrong crowd, the cybermen. He was in their car when it crashed, and he died. I used to like Adric; he was one of the few people who didn't actually flirt with me. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love a good flirt, but it was nice to just have a conversation. Whereas me and Amy get really dirty, but that's just us taking the mick and messing around, it's not serious flirting. Blimey, I'm sidetracked easily. Anyway, I'll go find Amy and try to track Mickey down. Aha, there she is.

"Hey bitch."

"Hey sexy." Yeah, that's how we greet each other... got a problem? Anyway, Amy's about to talk, let me listen.

"Mmmm, I love it when you talk dirty." She adds a wink for effect.

"I bet you do." I add before giving her butt a quick smack, which makes her let out that adorable squealing sound that I can't get enough of. "Anyway, have you seen Mickey?"

"If I tell you, will you screw me?" Amy wiggles her eye brows as she makes the offer.

"Mmmm, baby you're turning me on..." Hey, I told you we get dirty! The two of us laugh a little before returning to my question about Mickey.

"Nope, afraid not." Amy finally replies.

"Damnit."

I turn to walk away, and hear Amy's voice once more.

"See you later, hot stuff."

Hmmm, I decide to add a sway to my steps... she's totally checking me out right now. It's kinda obvious she fancies me, but hey, I love flirting.

Amy's POV

Damn that ass is fine. Sorry... just checking Rose out. That girl just gets me like no one else does, and she's scorching hot... maybe if me and Rory don't work out... Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, chemistry exam.

(10 minutes before fire)

No one's POV

Mickey and the Doctor had been punished for disrupting the class; and where given a whole day's worth of desks to clean.

"So, what do you think of the school?" This was Mickey's attempt at starting a conversation.

"Well, it's structurally secure, bricks are stable, and it's a nice colour... sometime's the heating falters, but, can't complain."

Mickey stared for a few seconds. What?

"No... I meant, what do you think of the people?"

"Oh! Yes! Of course! Humans are a little vague about their questions... Yeah the people are nice."

Nice. Well, it seemed to Mickey that the Doctor was a bit vague with his answers. Hypocrite.

"Hey, Mickey, hold this." The Doctor passed Mickey his bucket and jogged out of the door.

"Bu-... where... oh never mind." Mickey slumped back against the table and set the bucket down next to him.

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The Doctor was quickly making his was towards the science lab, he had a pretty neat idea. He was planning to create a special type of liquid; one he learned the ingredients to when visiting the planet Unstrangon. It's affects denied the user the ability to speak, basically they'd lose their voice for a week, and the Doctor could have loads of fun with that...

"Just some HC506, a bit of toad saliva, one drop of daisy thrumptreats... aaaand we have ourselves a mute potion!" The Doctor grabbed the liquid and turned to head for the door. Once he'd just about reached the exit, his nose sensed the scent of burning; he spun on his heel, only to find the sink on fire.

"No no no no!" The Doctor quickly poured the potion over it, in hopes of putting out the flame. And it did the exact opposite. The flames turned a bright green, and spread like wild fire... which... I suppose it was...

The Doctor looked up from the fire, this wasn't good. "When things go wrong, they really go wrong."

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Mickey power walked down the corridor, angered by the Doctor leaving him to do all the work.
"Doctor! What the-" Mickey was cut off by the sight of tall green-red flames.

"Ah, Ricky! I seem to have misplaced the quantum chlorophyll; and it's reacted with that banana. Anyway, the results are slightly catastrophic, and the whole things gone boom." The Doctor gestured with his hands, imitating an explosive.
Mickey considered correcting the Doctor, but decided the fact that his name isn't Ricky was the least of his problems.

"Wha-"

"Don't try to talk, I have the situation under control. Now, the whole building is going to go boom, and the everyone will die. Luckily, all I need is a liquidify and the fire will die down."

"What's a liquidify?"

"Usually found on snowbound planets, not likely in your galaxy."

"Then how do we get some?"

"Well, we use my TAR- damn it's broke. Oh no..."

"What?"

"Ricky, we're all going to die."

The Doctor turned to the flames... and gulped.

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Ok... I know... it's short. And it er... sucks.

But if you want it to get interesting, GIVE ME SOME SUGGESTIONS! Or even criticisms, either will help. Do you want more Amy and Rory? Do you want more Doctor and Rose? Do you want less of someone? More Flirting between my favourite companions (Amy and Rose :P)? Or less of it?

Anyway, with your help, I'll try to make the next chapter more plot driven, and longer.

Anyway, sorry for the suckyness...