Author: Docintweed

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this fic. The BBC do. Lucky twats.

Warning: More flirting. Some scenes of death.

Pairing: Amy/Rory (couple) Rose/Mickey (couple) Rose/Doctor (flirting) Amy/Rose (flirting)

Word count: 1935

Summary: Rory is missing, a fire has started, and the headmaster might not be as human as he makes out.

What? But I thought you'd given up on this fic!

Well, no, no I haven't. There is a very good reason why I haven't added to this fic in a while. For the past few months, I've been LAPTOP-LESS. Yes, my laptop has been broken. I have finally sent it off to get fixed. I had started the next chapter on my laptop, but that's with the computer-fixing-people. Anyway, I've got tired of waiting, and decided to write a new chapter up on my phone.

Ok, thanks for the feedback guys! One review was a little... Negative. Don't get me wrong, I need criticism, but let's keep it constructive, people.

Anyway, you guys have spoken, and basically told me that you want more romance. Surprisingly, you seemed to want more Rose/Amy. So, I shall give you more flirting! I know one of you expressed dislike for the pair, but hey, you were rude about it, and you were outvoted.

Now, another thing; they're TEENAGERS. And what constant thought occupies every teenager's mind? SEX.

Yes, I realised I've kinda avoided that topic; I don't think I'm gonna do full on sex scenes (let me know if you want em) but I think there should be a little more talk on the subject.

Also, I've noticed you guys want more Rose/Doctor. Coming right up!

See, don't say I don't give you guys what you want.

I'd like to mention that Rose IS interested in the Doctor, his feelings will be made clear. Amy is interested in Rose. Not for a relationship (hey, she loves Rory) but she clearly wants to screw Rose's brains out (sorry Amy, Rose is straight :( ). Not sure if there'll be any Amy/Doctor. Again let me know what you guys want.

Ok, better start the fic, one more thing! One of you mentioned that you wanted the Daleks and Cybermen to be as they where in the show. Now, I was kinda going for the average group of guys, but I haven't specified that, so if you want them to be cyborgs, then cyborgs they shall be!

Thanks for the kind words guys, you rock!

Now, on with the story!

Amy's POV

(time of fire)

Ok, off to find Rory. Seriously, what sort of surprise could the guy have? But then, I guess that's why they call it a surprise. I weave between the crowded corridor, avoiding some sontarans (seriously, they think they're so hard, pffft, please) finally, I reach the other end.

"Ms Pond?"

Oh no, it's Finch. I keep walking, pretending to not have heard him.

"Ms Pond!"

*gulp*

I turn on the spot.

"Hello, sir"

"Could I have a word with you in my office, please?"

And never come out again? No thanks. Need an excuse, any suggestions? No? Fat lot of good you are.

"Erm... The Brigadier wanted me, sir." Yeah, I know he's Mr Lethbridge-Stewart, but we call him the brig.

"I'm sure it can wait."

Doesn't he get the message?

"He said it was important, sir."

Finch glares at me.

"Very well." And he walks off to find somebody else to bother. What a creep. Seriously, what a bloody creep. I've heard those rumours, I'm not stepping foot inside his office. EVER. Anyway, I eventually reach the gym doors, and pull 'em open. Rory should be here by now. Ah, there's Craig, maybe he knows where Rory is. Time to put on the charm.

"Hey, Craig." I say...seductively. Oh yeah I'm good.

"Er...hello."

And he's blushing. Seriously, I'm a god at flirting.

"So" I steadily unbutton a couple of buttons on my shirt. "Have you seen Rory?"

"Erm... Y-yes. He went with... With mr Finch. About a m-minute ago."

Finch? Oh god no.

"Ok, thanks!" I speed off out of the door. I don't even know where finch's office is!

Rory, if you're dead, I'm gonna kill you.

Rose's POV

(Five minutes earlier)

I gave up my search for Mickey about half an hour ago, apparently he's got detention. So, I go searching for my favourite pass time.

Amy.

That sexy, fiery, red head of mine who I can't keep away from. What? She's my best friend. And she's hot.

Anyway, I pop out my phone, and start typing a text.

R: Heeeey hottie xx 3

After about 3 minutes (which is odd, 'cos Amy always replies straight away, at least to me) I get a reply.

A: Hey baby, u seen Rory? 3

R: Nope. Y? urs gon missin 2? xx x

A: Mickey disappeared as well? XX

R: Yeah. Not seen him all day xxx

A: I don't know why we bother with em xxx

R: me neither. Theyre useless 3

A: well you know where I am if you get bored of Mickey ;)

R: why don't we carry this conversation on in person? ;)

AMY's POV

My phone vibrates, and find another text from Rose.

R: why don't we carry this conversation on in person? ;)

Woah, it's usually ME who's doing the aggressive, suggestive flirting. Find Rory? or have crazy flirting session with what appears to be a very horny Rose Tyler?

God damn it.

A: Haha I wish... Sry Rose. Got to find Rory. He sed it was important. :( xxx 3

awww ok... Seeya later :( x

Sigh... Better keep looking for Rory...

NO POV

(Five minutes later)

"The banana!" the Doctor shouted. "Grab the banana!"

Mickey looked at the Doctor like he'd grown a second head.

"It's on FIRE!"

The Doctor turned to look at the banana. "So it is, forget the banana!"

"Doctor, we need to get out of here. NOW!"

"No, no no no no no no. I'm good at fixing things, leave this to me. Go on, run for your life."

Mickey didn't need to be told twice, he headed for the door and didn't look back once.

The Doctor weighed up the situation, he needed to think, fast. Faster than usual.

"Oh my god."

Ah, Mickey was back. Strange though, his voice seemed higher pitched. The Doctor turned around. Ohhh, it was Rose. Makes sense.

"Don't worry, everything's under control."

"Control? You call this under control? It's on fire!"

"10/10 for observation. The tricky bit is making it so it's not on fire." the Doctor started searching through cupboards, looking for anything that could help. "There's... I need... I need something cold, something that could.. Put out fire... Do you have anything like that on this planet!"

When he heard no reply, he turned around. And found Rose had left him. He was on his own.

AMY'S POV

Ah, mr Finch's.

Slowly, I turn the handle. Yes, I know I should knock. There is a whopping great sign saying 'knock first' you know. You don't need to remind me. Anyway, I stick my head inside, and see...nothing. The light is off. I shut the door behind me, and switch on the light. Ok... This can't be right. The room is empty. Just an empty white room. No desk, no chairs, nothing. Well, nothing except for a door. But the door is strange, it's metal, and has one of those spinning things you see on submarines (I think?) as a door handle. I put my hand of the handle, and try to turn it. Damnit, it's stuck. Come on! Just...turn you stupid piece of-

That strange whirring noise interrupted me. I turn around and see the Doctor, and Rose.

NO POV

(two minutes earlier)

The Doctor started emptying his pockets, desperately searching for something that could extinguish the flames. Suddenly, Rose raced back into the room, with a fire extinguisher in her hands.

The Doctor's face lit up. "Perfect!"

ROSE'S POV

(Two minutes later)

Ok, this is weird. Finch's office is empty.

"What are you two doing here?" Amy asks. That's gratitude for you.

"Well, my screwdriver detected a sort of presence. One with vast unknowable power. For a 21st century high school anyway. And I came to have a look. Satisfied? Good. Now what are YOU doing here?" wow, he sounds so hot when he talks like that.

Amy doesn't seem half as impressed.

"I'm looking for my boyfriend. Who I think is trapped on the other side of this huge metal door. Which, by the way, is too heavy for me to open. Thanks for offering to help." wow, she sounds so hot when she talks like that.

Anyway, time to get this door open.

(about 123 seconds later)

NO POV

With about as much effort as they can manage, the trio finally manage to get the door open. Rory lying unconscious in the centre of the cupboard, along with three skeletons.

"Oh my god, Rory!" Amy quickly rushes to her boyfriend.

The Doctor looks amongst the pile of bones. "Someone's got skeletons in their cupboard. Human skeletons."

Rose looked disgusted. "But... Finch? Finch killed the students? Adam? Dodo? Even poor old Ben?"

The Doctor didn't look remotely disgusted. More furious. "He's not just killed them, he's eaten them. Stripped the flesh from their bones, and left the remains to rot."

"Very good." all three turned quickly at the sound of Finch's voice. "And you three will make an excellent addition to my little collection. "

"I don't think so. You're going to stop this, right now. And if you don't, then I'll have no choice. I'll have to stop you."

Finch sneered at the Time Lord's comment. "Stop me, would you? How on Earth would you stop me? Nobody would miss you, I don't even know what you're doing in this school, you just shown up one day, with obviously fake credentials. But, I'm not one to miss out on a free meal."

Amy had had enough, she never liked this guy, and now, kidnapping her boyfriend and threatening her and her friends, he'd picked the wrong girl to mess with. "Now listen to me you... you big bully. I've got no time for you or your cannibal fetishes; just let us go!"

Finch smirked. "Cannibal? My dear, I'm not even human." Suddenly, Finch morphed into a large bat-like creature. It's skin was a pale pink, it's eyes where yellow and primal, and it had two large wings, about two metres in length.

"Interesting. Your a Krillitane. Can't say I'm surprised. Anyway, you gonna give up yet?" The Doctor asked.

"Enough of this petty feud. This ends NOW." Finch stepped forward, fangs on show.

"Now, interesting bit of information. Earlier on, I was creating a potion, a mute potion. It's an interesting little invention that the Graske came up with. Anyway, one of the ingredients, was HC506; other wise know as: Krillitane oil. Now, you've changed your physiology so often, that your own oil is toxic to you. And I happened to-" the Doctor pulled out what appeared to be a water balloon "save some." He started tossing the balloon up and down. "Wanna give up yet?"

Finch went noticeably more pale.

"Oh look at that! I've got the advantage. I gave you a chance, I offered you the chance to run away. And you ignored me. Now, I'm not so sure I should let you go. I'm not convinced you won't do this all over again in another school."

Finch perked up. "How do I know you aren't bluffing? That could be anything."

"Wanna risk it?"

Finch growled. He was defeated. And he knew it.

The Doctor smiled. "There's another option, of course. That cupboard, it's not just any old cupboard. It's a teleport chamber. Otherwise it'd be filled with bodies, you need to send them somewhere once it gets a bit full, so you teleport them off. How about, you jump in, and leave?"

"That teleport is random, I could come out anywhere."

"Not my problem. It's that or blow up."

Finch sighed. "Interesting proposition. Die, or enter a teleport that could send me into deep space, where I'd also die."

"It could also send you home, away from Earth."

"The chances of that are slim to none. Do you still think I'd be here if I could get back home?"

"I don't know. And I don't care, leave." He tightened his grip on the balloon, just to prove his point.

Finch took a few steps towards the teleport cupboard, luckily Rory had been taken out of it by Amy. "What if it kills me? Could your conscience carry that?"

"My conscience would live, knowing that Earth is safe."

Finch looked at the Doctor, attempting to stare him down.

"Leave."

Finish stepped in the cupboard. And the door closed.

Rose sighed. "Well that was anti-climactic."

Amy laughed nervously. "Hey, be glad we're safe."

"Yeah, safe. From a 6 foot talking bat! What the hell is going on?"

"Well, there's something I haven't told you. The Doctor is... An alien."

(Two days later)

"Water?"

"Yep. That whole 'Krillitane oil' was a complete lie. HC506 is an intergalactic word for dairy. Either way, I used it up on the fire."

Amy frowned. "But what if he'd called your bluff?"

"I knew he wouldn't, too much of a risk."

"The teleport thing was a pretty big risk too."

"What would you choose? Certain death, or possible death?"

"Good point."

The Brigadier walked into his new office. Headmaster. He was now headmaster of Coal Hill School. He looked down at his paperwork. Paperwork. That's one thing he wasn't looking forward to.

At the top of the pile, was an application for a new student. Someone wanted to join the school. The brig picked up the paper, and inspected it further. It was a boy, another male wanting to join. Hmm, he seemed to have specifically requested to join his history class. Actually, he seemed to have requested to be in every class that the Doctor was in. He scanned for a name. Ah, there it is. The applicant was called Saxon.

Harold Saxon.

Yeah I think that's all the Rose/Amy flirting I can deal with for now. I think I'll give it a rest for a few chapters... But it's an amusing line filler.

Anyway, the story arc has started. I have the next nine Nine chapters planned out; and let me tell you, big times are coming!

Anyway, yeah I'm not overly keen on this chapter. I don't see anything wrong with it, there's just not much right with it either. Anyway, let me know what you think...