Here's the lovely little second chapter of three. Hope you like it.
Pretty soon I came across a cottage. How convenient. It was a small cottage, I hit my head getting through the door. I knocked because it's rude not to but I only waited a little bit before coming in but no one answered and it was creepy outside, creepy I say. I then looked for the porridge, oops wrong story. So I decided that I worked way too hard walking all that way through the forest. It only took like two minutes to get here, but I am tired now. So I decided to use half of the beds and sleep on them, that was uncomfortable because of the breaks between the beds. So I slept on the floor.
The next day I wake up only to see some dude staring at me. I sit up and realize that not only was it some dude staring at me but he was also really short. I guess he was a dwarf. "Um, hello?" I ask and he smirks at me.
"I am Attention-whore, or you can call me Itachi for short." the creepy staring dwarf greeted me.
"How does that work?" I ask confused by the nickname.
"We do not question these things." he answered simply.
"Can I stay here?" I ask bluntly, it's best not to leave decisions like this to the last minute.
"I don't mind." Attention-whore replied.
"Thanks."
"But I do." A even shorter dwarf remarked.
"Shut up shorty-dwarf no one asked you." Two dwarfs with long hair retort at the same time.
"I am not short I am Hitsugaya." Shorty-dwarf yelled.
"Hi!" a very happy voice shouted nearly in my ear. "I am Sunshine dwarf or Naruto, I answer to both."
"Good to know." I responded looking slightly confused about why I needed to know that at the precise moment.
"We are the twin dwarfs." the two dwarfs that yelled at shorty-dwarf introduced themselves.
"I am Neji also known as one of the twin dwarfs or fate-dwarf."
"I am Bya, brother of Neji also one of the twin dwarfs."
"I am Mortal Combat dwarf or Kenpachi, wanna fight?" he asked really excited over the prospect.
"No but I can tell you about some bald soldier that needs to get beaten up for being mean to me." I inform him grinning evilly at the prospect.
"Someone was mean to you?" Naruto asked innocently.
"Yeah, he tried to kill me because my step-mom...dad...thing wanted me dead. Not only that but he actually tried to kill me until I reminded him about the plot."
"We shall dispose of him tomorrow." all the dwarfs, except for Hitsugaya and the one who was asleep on the bed, said eerily. Yes that includes Naruto, his eyes flashed red for some reason.
"Who is sleeping on the bed?" I ask noticing that one of the dwarfs was asleep on his bed.
"That is sleepy or Shikamaru." Naruto offered helpfully.
"I will call him Shika." I announce causing the sleeping dwarf to mutter troublesome.
"You are going to have to earn your keep." Shorty-dwarf announced.
"Okay, what will I have to do." I ask trusting that it will not be that bad.
"You have to cook and clean for us." Naruto said excitedly because he was already looking forward to eating.
"You will be our maid." Neji informed me.
"That means you will have to wear a maid outfit." Itachi, Kenpachi, and Bya said creepily at the same time. Then they zoned off for a bit with oddly happy perverted smiles on their faces.
"I veto the maid outfit." I say then look to Hitsugaya for confirmation.
"Agreed." Shorty-dwarf said causing the perverted creepy dwarfs to glare at him.
"I'm hungry." Naruto announced giving me the puppy dog eyes.
"I'll go cook dinner than."
The next day I was cleaning up the entire cottage, all by myself. Okay fine, there was an entire army of woodland creatures helping me. Including an oddly not helpful Linda bunny.
"So you are making us clean why?" Linda bunny asked me watching all the other animals do my chores.
"Honestly I didn't ask them to, they just started to clean. Then they demanded that I tell Mortal Combat dwarf that they do not want to fight."
"That means they want you to save them from the wrath of Kenpachi."
"I'll put in a good word if nothing else."
"It's kind of odd that you haven't been found yet since this cottage is only like a five minute walk from the palace, how slow are they?"
"Apparently extremely slow."
"Is Shika in his bed?"
"Of course he is."
"I am going to go take a nap with him then."
"Why are you even here?" I ask her since it seemed odd that she would show up talk to me for a minute and then go to sleep.
"I come over and sleep all the time." Linda bunny said then went into the bedroom and I heard a troublesome through the door.
Several hours later the house is really clean and I baked some pie. I also baked some cookies but those were for me so I hid them after eating several. For some reason I feel like I am being watched. I ignore it and go take a nap on the floor.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, whose the fairest of them all." Yumichika asked once Baldy came back with Candice's heart, which Yumichika didn't ask for and didn't want.
"Well it would be smart of me to say you, but since that would not move the plot along I will say that it is still Candice." Kakashi mirror said lazily reading a book, of porn, and giggling.
"What! But Ikkaku brought her heart to me."
"Ew, did you ask for that?"
"No."
"That's really nasty."
"I know, wait we got off topic. This is where I am supposed to get pissed off and try to kill her."
"Yeah you are supposed to turn into a really ugly hag and offer her a poisoned apple." Kakashi mirror said.
"Dang it I knew I forgot something."
"What?"
"The apple. I only have some tomatoes. That should work too." the evil queen stated hopefully. "Oh well." he/she stated then continued the spells and whatnot as if it was an apple and not a tomato.
Preview for next chapter:
"There's someone coming." Linda bunny remarks quite randomly and has a look of shock, well as shocked as a bunny can look anyway.
"Is that really that shocking?"
"No, but this person is clearly the evil queen-person."
"Why do you say that?" I ask the Linda bunny.
"The fact that it was in the story and because of the eyebrows. Who else has feather things attached to them." Linda bunny points out.