This is the final chapter of Snow White, but not the last story I am writing. I will be using similar characters and such. I will probably upload the next part as Naruto instead of Bleach so if you want to know about the story ask for an alert or something. After the next story I will probably switch back and forth between uploading as Bleach and Naruto.
That night the dwarfs and I had a party. It was so much fun, until Kenpachi got drunk and started to fight everyone. I decided to yell Mortal Combat and root for people so it turned into an all out brawl. The winner was me because I was the last one standing since no one attacked me. Linda Bunny and Shika were also not attacked but they were both sleeping on oddly comfortable looking cushions. I once again slept on the floor after the festivities were over.
The next day I was minding my own business while the woodland creatures cleaned the house for me since Kenpachi hasn't attacked anyone recently. I don't know why, since I forgot to ask him not to, oh well free labor until then. Linda bunny however joins me in my doing nothing. Go us.
"There's someone coming." Linda bunny remarks quite randomly and has a look of shock, well as shocked as a bunny can look anyway.
"Is that really that shocking?"
"No, but this person is clearly the evil queen-person."
"Why do you say that?" I ask the Linda bunny.
"The fact that it was in the story and because of the eyebrows. Who else has feather things attached to them." Linda bunny points out.
"True." I say then I look out the door, "Wait he didn't even change his appearance he just put on a hat and cloak."
"And I thought that we were lazy." Linda bunny comments to me.
"Seriously." I agree.
"Ah my dear would you allow a person in a hat and a cloak to rest their feet for a bit in your lovely cottage?" The queen asked as she walked through the door and made herself at home, completely ignoring the woodland animals that were still cleaning.
"Um, sure." I answer since she was already in.
"You are so sweet, have a tomato." the queen said offering me a red tomato.
"Um, thanks." I answer taking the tomato and putting it on the table.
"Well I should be going." The queen said leaving the house to go back to the palace and ask the mirror if he is now the fairest once more.
"Bye then." I say with a wave.
"Are you going to eat the tomato?" Linda bunny asked.
"Of course not, I hate tomatoes." I announce throwing the tomato through the open window. Linda Bunny and I had a fun afternoon talking about how silly the queen was that day. I was so tired that I fell asleep before the dwarfs came home and after the woodland creatures left. Since I sleep on the floor that's where I slept.
The dwarfs entered the house and immediately notice that Candice was not there to greet them, usually she saw them and says hello when they walk through the door. They, being the rational members of society that they are, assumed that the queen must have come and killed her. Although they were close to guessing what actually happened it does not make sense to logically come up with that conclusion just because she didn't greet them at the door.
The dwarfs then decided to get revenge on the queen for taking my life away, so they found her and pushed her off a cliff. Well that was the story they told, but I am pretty sure that they did worse things to him/her. They went back home after their revenge but did not know what to do with my body, since they did not want to bury me.
So the dwarfs decided to make a coffin outside made of glass. Why glass you ask? Because Attention-whore dwarf, Mortal Combat dwarf, and Bya all wanted to stare creepily at my supposed dead body. How wrong is that? So anyway no one noticed that I was just asleep, well Shika did but it was too troublesome for him to intervene on my behalf, so I was put in my coffin outside.
After about an hour the sad panda prince from the beginning of the story randomly comes. He walks over to where I lay in my coffin, whose top had been removed due to the fact that it was annoying to those who were staring creepily since there was a glare. He ignored the glares he received and then bent over me and kissed me. I of course chose that moment to wake up.
"Sad Panda!" I exclaim hugging him.
"What?" the dwarfs shouted confused since they thought I was dead.
"What, what?" I ask.
"You're alive."
"Yes. I was sleeping." I tell them.
"Who is he?" Itachi asked annoyed at the fact that I was still hugging him.
"Yeah, what is your name?"
"Gaara." He answered simply then lifted me up and took me to his horse.
"Wait where are you taking her?" Bya asked.
"My palace." He answered simply starting to ride away.
"Wait, you can't just steal her, she's ours." Kenpachi insisted running after the horse.
Then all the dwarfs except for Shika, because he is too lazy, and Naruto, because he just wants me to be happy, ran after Prince Gaara but failed at catching up. I decided that I was fine with being kidnapped since he is a sad panda and because this way I might actually get a bed that I fit on. So I lived happily ever after, on my lovely bed that I fit on, but only one thing troubled me. What ever happened to that tomato?
The tomato traveled through the air until it was spotted by a young man walking on a path. We do not question how the tomato went that far or how it didn't hit a tree. Well the man decided to catch the tomato and eat it. So Sasuke caught the tomato, like the ninja he is, and then ate it. He unfortunately was cursed by the tomato but no one ever found his body. The End!
That is the end of Snow White. The next story will be...Beauty and the Beast (even though I had meant to do Little Red Riding Hood I started to write Beauty and the Beast). I will not upload any of it until I am done with it so I don't know when the next chapter will be out. I will try to get it out this month sometime but it depends on school. Sorry for anyone who is really looking forward to this, Issues with Itachi and Zenpachi come first along with School work.
Preview from Beauty and the Beast:
There was once a prince who had a really bad attitude, like most princes, he was arrogant and stuff. So this random beggar woman, who is also blind and is named Tousen, came to his door one day and demanded that he let her/him in since it is cold. The prince took one look at the beggar woman and decided it was actually a man and refused to let him in, unless he wanted to fight. So they fought. Oh wait that's not how it goes, dang it Grimmjow you are not supposed to fight the beggar lady!
