Yeah, I got busy so I did not write this one as much since my other stories come first. I have about half of Beauty and the Beast written so I decided to be nice an upload this chapter even though I said I wouldn't upload until the story is done. Sorry I thought that I was going to be able to get this out sooner.

Personally I like how this one is turning out better than how Snow White did. Oh well, on with the story.

Beauty and the Beast

Bleach and Naruto Style

There was once a prince who had a really bad attitude, like most princes, he was arrogant and stuff. So this random beggar woman, who is also blind and is named Tousen, came to his door one day and demanded that he let her/him in since it is cold. The prince took one look at the beggar woman and decided it was actually a man and refused to let him in, unless he wanted to fight. So they fought. Oh wait that's not how it goes, dang it Grimmjow you are not supposed to fight the beggar lady!

"Tousen started it he took off my arm!" The prince, Grimmjow yelled at the narrator.

Okay fine. So they fought and Grimmjow, the prince lost his arm, then he kicked the old beggar lady (who really was a blind man named Tousen) out. The beggar lady enraged at the fact that the prince would kick a poor defenseless beggar lady out (yeah right) turned into a beautiful enchantress. Since this is actually Tousen lets say that beggar lady was Tousen with a fro from the flashbacks and the beautiful Tousen was arrancar Tousen who has minions to braid his hair. (How else does it get so nicely braided?) So Tousen decided that the best choice of action to do to the prince was to curse him and his household. Because Tousen is just nice like that. I mean seriously what did the subjects of the prince do to warrant that punishment. So Tousen decreed that everyone would turn into household items (because turning them into things that are already there is a lot easier than making something up) and the prince was turned into...dun dun dun ...a beast! Cat, arrancar thing.

"Narrator you completely forgot about the rose." Tousen shouted to the narrator since he realized that part was completely omitted.

Oh yeah that. So earlier in the story the beggar lady offered the prince a rose, in the middle of winter, in exchange for a place to stay for the night. This should have been the first sign to the prince that this was no mere beggar lady but I guess he is not that bright.

"Hey." Grimmjow shouted.

"Don't interrupt her this will just take longer if you continue." Tousen chastised the prince.

As I was saying the prince quickly said no to the offer of a rose because he thought that Tousen was coming onto him and in this story Grimmjow is not gay.

"What do you mean in this story?" Grimmjow shouted.

"Shh!" Tousen shushed him.

So since the prince didn't want the rose and then the before mentioned stuff happened. The beggar lady said that as long as the rose bloomed the prince would be able to reverse the curse and return to being a human (as human as he ever was). Immediately the prince wondered why he got such a harsh punishment (especially since when he refused the rose earlier he threw it on the ground so it was already a little worse for ware). Tousen quickly explained that it was a magic rose, which explains the whole alive in winter thing, and that it would bloom for a very long time. Grimmjow was still pissed but a little less so.

Grimmjow then inquired how he is to break the curse. Tousen responds by telling him that he has to love someone and that they have to love him in return. Grimmjow immediately was thrown into despair because he knew that with his attitude and now beastly looks no one would love him. Poor Grimmjow. A long, long time from then the actual important part of the story (aka the part that I'm in) starts.

The story starts with a musical number, which is started by me singing about the town waking up and saying Bonjour to me. Which is silly since every other word everyone says is in English but we greet each other in French. Except for that one weird guy that says Bonjourno, but we all ignore him. I just smile and nod to people on my way and continue to add to the song every so often. I finally get to where I was going...the bookstore library place. I return the book I borrowed, yesterday according to context clues in the dialog, and then pick out a book I have read many times before. The Librarian guy then mentioned to me all the times I read it. I then decided to say how much I love that book, such a good book. Then the librarian dude decided to give it to me. I immediately hugged him because he gave me something for free and it was a book. I like books; I especially like it when they are free.

I leave my store with the book and blatantly ignore Kenpachi singing about how I am going to be his wife. I also ignore the three slutty girls, named Ino, Tsunade, and Deidara (yes he's a dude but he's in denial in this story) who are badmouthing me. Maybe if I ignore them all and read, something that I have already read and thus know the storyline, they will go away. I decide that I'd rather talk to some goats about the story then acknowledge Kenpachi. Take that Kenpachi's pride. Well apparently ignoring him didn't work since Kenpachi decided to bother me anyway.

So I was using my reading while walking powers and ignoring the song that kept insulting me until I could not ignore it anymore. Usually when I ignore things they go away, but this is the entire town and Kenpachi we are talking about. I turned around and glared at the town and they went back to their business and stopped singing, good to know that I can put a stop to the song I started in the first place. Then Kenpachi appears out of nowhere and takes my book.

"How can you read this it has no fighting?" Kenpachi asked casually tossing the book into some mud. My book. My new, free, book, which I had to do absolutely nothing but be nice to that one guy to get, was thrown in the mud. My response should be to just clean it off and then continue talking to him but that was Belle and this is me. So I kicked him.

"Never touch my books." I threatened ignoring the fact that Kenpachi is grinning. I quickly pick up my book and clean it; ignoring the stare that Kenpachi is giving me. He ignores my warning about the book and snatches it from me once more.

"Let's go fight," he suggests eagerly.

"Maybe some other time." I say snatching my book back and noticing the arrival of Kenpachi's number one minion. "I have to help my father,"

"That crazy old loon?" Ikkaku laughed and Kenpachi laughed too until I glared. Apparently in this story I have Uchiha glare powers, cool.

"He is not crazy, Baldy."

"I am not bald." Ikkaku denied like usual.

"Then me and everyone else in the world must be mistaken." I say sarcastically.

"Well everyone says that your father is crazy." Ikkaku retorted.

"Well I don't think he's crazy and he doesn't so there are two people who don't think that where as you only have yourself."

"She told you." Kenpachi laughed not noticing that I took the chance to run away towards my house which seemed to be on fire or just smoky. Seems like a problem.

"Father what happened? What exploded? Were you too short to reach the off switch on the machine again?"

"Nothing, nothing, and I am not short you ungrateful daughter." Hitsugaya my father said practically growling at me. So like any normal person would do I decided to continue to make fun of his shortness.

"I get it, there was a small fire and you couldn't reach the fire extinguisher because it is too high so you had to create an explosion to get me to come back from the town."

"No. This contraption here is just a failure."

"Wouldn't that make you one too?" I said then decided I was going to die unless I said something else, father or no father, "I mean, um...maybe if you put the buttons closer to the ground so that you don't need a stool to operate it then it might work better."

"Are you implying that the reason it dose not work is because I am short?"

"Yes."

"Just for that I am leaving you here to take care of the chickens."

"I wasn't going anyway."

"And I am going to give Kenpachi the key to the front door." He said smirking triumphantly.

"No! Oh great tall and wise father do not subject your daughter to the repugnance that is Kenpachi!" I said mock pleading and mock sucking up.

"Where did you learn the word repugnance?"

"I read it in a book."

"What kind of books are you reading?"

"Well I read mostly fantasy but every so often I like to read a good horror novel. The more descriptive the better."

"You disturb me."

"Oh, have you tried moving the table off of the hose that is supposed to keep the invention thing from blowing up and going on fire."

"What do you mean?"

"Well the water can't go through the hose if the passage way is blocked by having something heavy sit on it."

"Why didn't I notice that?"

"No clue, I mean it is closer to your line of vision than mine."

"Are you mocking me again?"

"Yes, just turn the thing on and see if it works already."

"It works!" Hitsugaya said not really happily but not pissed off like if you catch my drift.

"Now you can leave and I can wear a robe around the house while watching TV and eating ice cream for breakfast."

"You really should work on that telling people things problem," He informed me as he was finishing fiddling with things.

"Yeah I should." I agreed than began to look at the huge machine thing, "What is this thing anyway?"

"How should I know?"

"You invented it."

"To make myself look like an inventor. All I know is that it makes really good smoothies."

"So it makes smoothies?"

"No, but it can."

"What's it supposed to do?"

"Chop wood."

"Then how does it make smoothies?"

"I haven't the faintest idea." He responded staring at the machine as it made me a smoothie even though I inserted some wood into the machine.

"Your right it does make good smoothies."

Preview from Next Chapter:

"Why would I open the door for you?" I asked Kenpachi from behind the door since my father had created this moving peephole thing. Personally I think he did it because he is too short to look out a normal peephole. He tried to tell me some lame excuse like it's so that you don't need to bend down to look through the peephole.

"Let's go fight!"

"Um, I am going with no on that one." I answer back and then he knocks once more but knocks far too hard and the door breaks. "You owe me a door."