I don't have much more done on this story than I did last week, but there's still time before I run out of chapters and have to write this again, oh wait this is all I have written thus far? That means I have to write? Luckily there's no school Monday so I should be able to write some of this story and do my HW. Yay MLK day!

Beauty and the Beast

Chapter 2

The next day after my father left in all his short glory (I am not short-Hitsugaya)(You keep telling yourself that) I was visited by a knock at the front door. Fortunately I was not in a robe but fully dressed since father had decided to burn my robe in the back yard. In retaliation I put his pajamas up a tree, a very tall tree. Back to the point Kenpachi came to my door.

"Why would I open the door for you?" I asked Kenpachi from behind the door since my father had created this moving peephole thing. Personally I think he did it because he is too short to look out a normal peephole. He tried to tell me some lame excuse like it's so that you don't need to bend down to look through the peephole.

"Let's go fight!"

"Um, I am going with no on that one." I answer back and then he knocks once more but knocks far too hard and the door breaks. "You owe me a door."

"No door can keep me from my destined one."

"Just because I kicked you once and you fell into a puddle..."

"That was the only time anyone has ever floored me."

"It was slippery and raining..."

"Your kick was so strong that I had a bruise."

"And I was wearing steel toed boots."

"Will you fight with me?"

"No."

"How about marrying me?"

"Definitely no."

"So fighting me has more of a chance than marrying me. What if we fought and if I win you marry me."

"Or I could not."

"Come on, just one fight?"

"If I fight you once and lose you will claim that I agreed to marry you and if by some miracle I win then you would be even more in love with me. I am going to continue with my answer of no."

"I still think that you will come around…"

"Well you are mistaken."

"I guess I should go beat up Ikkaku since you won't fight with me." Kenpachi said, I swear he pouted.

"Yes leave this place."

So cue another song while I feed some chickens and then twirl around in a meadow with wild flowers. Spinning, spinning, oh look the horse Byakuya is back.

"What happened Bya? Why are you back? Did you want me to brush your hair?" I asked the horse who nodded about the hair brushing. After I brushed his hair Bya started to freak out once more. Wait, where is my father? "Did something happen to father?" I asked and Bya nodded his head. "Will you take me to him?" I asked and Bya neighed. I took that to mean that he wanted a carrot. After I gave him a carrot we were on our way to save my father from something.

Flashback to what I skipped before because I wasn't in it

Hitsugaya traveled on the road with his wood chopping smoothie making invention and his trusty horse Byakuya. Wait that's a lie the horse isn't trusty. In fact the horse is quite cold to him, but the horse seems to like his daughter so she usually rides him.

So as Hitsu was traveling and the road suddenly split. There was the happy trail of good feelings to the left and the path of death doom and destruction to the right. Hitsu being the little genius that he is started to urge Bya to go on the right hand side where the doom is.

Byakuya decided to try to go down the happy trail, unfortunately for the both of them Hitsu had the reigns. So the two of them went down the trail of death. As predicted by the horse, Bya, they ran into some trouble in the form of a pack of hungry wolves.

Bya promptly separated himself from the invention and kicked Hitsu towards the wolves as a human sacrifice as he ran back to where I was. Hitsu cursed Bya and ran through the woods away from the wolves. Magically he made it into a large gated castle place. He, being the kind person he is, knocked on the door and then waited a second and decided no one was home. Contrary to Hitsu's belief of the castle being empty he heard a loud and happy voice invite him in.

When Hitsu entered he met a candlestick and a clock.

"Look what you did Naruto, baka!" the clock scolded the candlestick.

"But Sakura-chan, he was cold and looks lost." The candlestick whined.

"You shouldn't worry about random strangers! You know how he will react."

"But he was there and I was there…"

"Baka." The clock muttered glaring at the visitor who was glaring back icily.

"What are you?" Hitsu asked staring at them trying to figure out why the inanimate objects could talk to him. Maybe he was finally crazy?

"I am a candlestick!" Naruto shouted happily.

"That's not what he meant, Baka!" Sakura the clock shouted back.

"Well I am just going to go sit on that chair over there." Hitsu said sitting in front of the fireplace in the nicest chair in the room.

"Oh no not in the master's chair!" Sakura exclaimed as the footstool, Kiba came over and offered his services.

"See even Kiba wants to make him comfy." Naruto said smugly to Sakura.

"Well Kiba is an idiot." (Yes I know that I use Baka for idiot sometimes and idiot other times…I don't know why I keep switching back and forth between the two) Sakura countered.

"Stupid footstool do I look like someone who needs to put their feet up?" Hitsu asked irritated because in the huge chair his feet don't really touch the floor so putting them up on a footstool would be silly.

"Who is that?" Grimmjow asked coming into the room noticing someone on his chair. "I see you are here to fight with me!" Grimmjow said that last part with excitement.

"No, but if you wish to fight I will." Hitsugaya said standing from the chair.

"Never mind you are too short, it wouldn't be a fun battle. Over too quickly."

"What? I am not short!" Hitsu said angrily preparing to attack Grimmjow.

"Hey guys, you are not supposed to fight, it's not in the Script." The armoire, Linda, told them even though she was supposed to be in her room.

"What are we supposed to do?" Grimmjow asked annoyed that whenever he tried to fight someone he gets stopped.

"Well you're supposed to be all 'so you've come to stare at the beast?' and then Hitsu should be all nervous and deny it." Linda said trying to imitate Grimmjow's voice but failing miserably.

"Me nervous not happening."

"Then Grimmjow is supposed to throw Hitsu in the dungeon so that Hitsu's daughter will come and save him."

"So that's how she comes here. Fine we'll do that." Gimmjow said dragging Hitsu off to the dungeon because the script said so.

Back to me because I said so

As I was riding on Bya, who was taking his time to get to where my father was, I reached a fork in the road.

"Ok so to the left is the trail of happy feelings and to the right is the path of death doom and destruction. Let me guess he went right?" I asked Bya causing him to snort in agreement. "I thought he was smart, since he is an inventor and all." Bya simply shook his head no and continued to meander through the forest.

Preview from next chapter:

"What took you so long?"

"Blame Bya he didn't want me to come, he wanted me to leave you here and feed him apples."

"Stupid horse."

"So father how did you get stuck in there?"

"Stupid beast locked me up."

"Why didn't you break out using some invention?"

"Using what, smoothies?"