Okay to the person who requested little mermaid...we were planning on doing it anyway but we were going to have Gin be flounder. Bya is going to be Sebastian because Bya is all follow the rules like. Sadly that story is not the one I will be writing next, the next one will be Sleeping Beauty.

This one is much longer than Snow White and will be more than three chapters, so enjoy!

For some odd reason, even though I went on the same route as my father, I did not get attacked by any wolves. Apparently they like short people and not tall people. Bya led me to a castle place, even though Bya never actually accompanied my father this far but instead ran away earlier, and I stared at it.

"Well isn't this tall and dark." I muttered to myself stepping towards the doors. I knocked politely but the door opened itself so I let myself in. "Anyone there?" I asked since it was odd that a door would randomly open itself for me. Unless the door liked me? Can doors like people?

"Here father, father, father." I called out hoping that I would magically summon him with my words. It might work you never know. I waited in silence for a bit and realized that no one was going to answer me. I thought I saw some light go down some corridor so I followed it to the dungeon, where I saw my father. "Father." I said rushing to his side.

"What took you so long?"

"Blame Bya he didn't want me to come, he wanted me to leave you here and feed him apples."

"Stupid horse."

"So father how did you get stuck in there?"

"Stupid beast locked me up."

"Why didn't you break out using some invention?"

"Using what, smoothies?"

"That's right all your inventions wind up making smoothies."

"Anyway get me out of here."

"Okay," I said looking around for the key that was held in the hand of the beast, "Could I borrow that?" I asked nicely. When asking for favors always ask nicely.

"No." The beast replied causing me to glare at him a bit. Then I decided to ask one more time.

"Can I please use the key and set my father free?"

"No."

"What did he do?" I asked suddenly curious and ignoring my father cursing at me for not getting him out.

"He sat in my chair."

"And?"

"Came into my house uninvited."

"He did?"

"Well the candlestick invited him in."

"So he just sat in your chair?"

"It's my favorite."

"Did you want to sit there?"

"No."

"Then why would it bother you that he was sitting there?"

"I don't really know." The beast thought then realized something. "Hey aren't you supposed to be all 'Let me take the place of my father' and 'OMG it's a beast!'?"

"First of all did you really just say OMG? And secondly why take his place when you can prove his innocence and no one has to suffer?"

"What about the plot?"

"Oh yeah that. Fine I'll stay here in his place, you better be grateful shorty." I said looking at my father who was already in the evil coach thing preparing to go back to the safety of our home. Such a nice parent he is.

"He left in a hurry." the beast remarked.

"I didn't even get to say goodbye..." I said trailing off looking out the window because it was there.

"Well are you coming?" the beast asked angry for no apparent reason.

"Where?"

"Your room."

"Sweet. I get my own room in a castle, what else could I want?"

"Freedom?" the candlestick supplied.

"Excuse me beast thing whatever, but um did you just hear that candlestick talk?"

"Yes, it does that, a lot. He's quite annoying actually."

"Oh I thought for a second that I was crazy."

"The talking candlestick made you think you were crazy not the giant beast man thing?" the beast asked amused by my reaction.

"Inanimate objects talking to you is usually a severe sign of insanity." I replied as if that explained everything, "You, my big blue friend, are not an inanimate object and thus are allowed to talk."

"I need to tell you one rule about the castle, don't go into the west wing."

"Why not?"

"It's forbidden."

"Obviously since you just told me it was, but why?"

"Because I said so."

"Not a very good reason."

"By the way you are going to have dinner with me." he said trying to switch the topic from the west wing.

"Okay." I mean who turns down food, not me.

"Th-There's a girl in the castle!" Hinata the tea cup told Neji the teapot.

"Stop spreading your main branch, I mean tea cup lies." Neji scolded tossing her into a bowl of soapy water.

"There's a girl in the castle." the feather duster Sasuke said sashaying in.

"S-see." Hinata mumbled to herself hiding behind some bubbles.

"Sasuke how dare you try to lie to me." Neji responded.

"We both know that since I am an Uchiha and thus always right that means that there is a girl in the castle." Sasuke the feather duster said while glaring.

"So it might be true, but at least I never hit on the candlestick."

"I am not gay."

"Lies."

"They are not lies, besides I saw you looking at the dobe too."

"How can you not he's so bright, and not mentally."

"So you don't deny that you are gay for Naruto?"

"I am not gay for Naruto I merely respect him for beating me."

"Then I am not gay for him either, he is just my rival."

"Sure your not." the wardrobe Linda remarked.

"You're not even supposed to be down here, in fact you should be talking to the girl in her room right now."

"That's right, I wonder how I got to be two places at once? Mysteries mysteries." Linda wondered walking away from them and back into the room, but if she was already there than how can she walk back?

When I reached my room the talking wardrobe started…talking.

"Hi I'm Linda."

"Hello. I was just wondering something, why is there a girly room here?"

"We've been wondering that ourselves."

Our conversation was interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" I called.

"It's Neji."

"Come in then..." I said not knowing who the crap Neji was. A teapot and some cups came into the room and talked.

"I'm Neji," Said the Teapot, "And this is Hinata."

"Okay."

"Here's your Tea, Hinata go."

"V-very n-nice t-to meet y-you." Hinata stuttered out shyly coming over to me and allowing me to drink out of her. That sounded weird but I will ignore it.

"Nice to meet you too."

"You did a brave thing today." Neji informed me.

"You mean the whole going down the path of death doom and destruction?" I asked wondering how they knew about that.

"No the offering yourself in exchange for your father's safety." Linda clarified helpfully.

"Oh that. This means that I can no longer have anything that I wished for in life, since I have to live here and stuff."

"It was Fate that brought you here you can't go against fate." Neji informed me taking Hinata with him and leaving me alone once more in my room.

"Well that was strange."

"Well you better get dressed for dinner."

"Okay, into what."

"Lets see what I've got." Linda said looking in her own drawers, "

You could wear this one but it's ugly."

"How about a not ugly outfit?"

"I like this one, it's for me. Um how about this one?"

"How short is that skirt?" I asked noticing that it was really small.

"That's a skirt?"

"What else would it be when you pulled out a shirt with it?"

"Underwear?"

"No Linda, No."

"Fine you can wear this." Linda aid finally holding out an acceptable piece of clothing."

"Why didn't you pull that out first?"

"Not as much fun."

"Are you ready yet?" asked the beast from behind the door.

"No."

"Then you are not coming to dinner with me, fine you can starve." The beast said angrily.

"Did I say that?" I asked Linda.

"No."

"I'm confused now."

"Me too." Linda agreed.

"There's only one thing to do now since I can't eat."

"What?"

"Nap time."

Preview From next Chapter:

"I need your help." Hitsugaya said calmly.

"With what?" someone in the tavern asked.

"He's got Candice (Author/Narrator/person in case you didn't know) locked in the dungeon!"

"Who?" Kenpachi asked wondering why he never thought of doing that.

"A beast." Hitsu answered simply not really caring if they believed him. In fact if it wasn't for the plot he wouldn't even be there.

"Crazy Short Hitsugaya." Some people from the tavern muttered after throwing Hitsu out of the tavern since he was ruining their good time with his presence.