Nothing to say...other than I have to write more of this...

Now I could subject the world to Kenpachi and Ikkaku singing a song together about how great Kenpachi is...but I think I will just skip that. Important parts are that the three blonds hit on Kenpachi (yes even Deidara) and Ikkaku got beaten up...a lot. So we can safely cut to the part where Hitsugaya stumbles into the tavern.

"I need your help." Hitsugaya said calmly.

"With what?" someone in the tavern asked.

"He's got Candice (Author/Narrator/person in case you didn't know) locked in the dungeon!"

"Who?" Kenpachi asked wondering why he never thought of doing that.

"A beast." Hitsu answered simply not really caring if they believed him. In fact if it wasn't for the plot he wouldn't even be there.

"Crazy Short Hitsugaya." Some people from the tavern muttered after throwing Hitsu out of the tavern since he was ruining their good time with his presence.

"I'm not short," Hitsu shouted stomping away through the snow to go to his house and make himself hot chocolate.

"That gives me an idea!" Kenpachi announced telling Ikkaku his ingenious plan. Then they resumed singing and even danced with one another. Yeah...um let's skip that too.

Meanwhile with the Beast

"Did she really refuse food? She seemed fine with it before." Grimmjow said walking into his room kicking a chair across the room because he felt like it. "Why am I talking to myself?"

"I dunno." Said a table.

"I thought that all the objects in this room didn't talk."

"Well that would be strange wouldn't it, one room with no talking, singing, dancing, walking inanimate objects but everywhere else there is?"

"That would be odd. Although I did trash this room so maybe I killed them all, since nothing else talks."

"Yes you did. Then you left me there with this glowing rose on me, how am I supposed to sleep with that shining in my face?"

"Anyway, why is there an oddly girly mirror here? I thought this was my room."

"The enchantress left that, it's his/her...Tousen's creepy stalker mirror."

"Really, what's it do?"

"Shows you people when you ask it to."

"Sweet. Show me the girl." he asked the mirror causing it to glow green...a very pretty green. "She's sleeping."

"Really, maybe she was tired."

"That's so boring."

I was planning on sneaking out to go to the kitchen and grab a snack but I was distracted by some noise behind the conveniently placed curtain.

"Hold still dobe..."

"Teme let me go."

"Um hello." I called out watching as the candlestick and a feather duster emerged from behind the curtain.

"Hello," the candlestick Naruto called out brightly, "I was just beating the Teme in a spar."

"You wish dobe, I had just pinned you down so I win."

"Nu-uh I could have gotten out."

"So that's what was going on." I thought out loud.

"What did you think was happening." Sasuke asked.

"I thought that Sasuke was raping you or something." I answered honestly.

"I am not gay." Sasuke yelled as Naruto stared open mouthed at me and nodded his head in consent to the not gay statement.

"Now that I think about it that does not make much sense." I mused out loud.

"Thank you." Sasuke muttered.

"I always thought of a feather duster as more womanly and more of an Uke than a candlestick is."

"What?" Sasuke asked pissed.

"Yeah maybe I should shut up now." I muttered to myself. Eventually I might be able to think inside my head once more and not say it out loud.

"I want Ramen." Naruto announced randomly.

"I could go for some right now myself." I answered.

"You like Ramen?" Naruto asked really enthusiastically.

"Yes?" I ask stated.

"You are my new bestest best friend." Naruto announced starting to bounce to the kitchen to get the both of us some Ramen.

"Dobe, bestest isn't even a word."

"Then why did you just say it?" I asked mockingly.

"I'm leaving." Sasuke said then he left. Amazing how things work out like that.

"You know what him leaving means?" I asked Naruto smiling.

"No, what?" he asked.

"More Ramen for us!"

"Yay!" Naruto shouted, probably waking the entire place up, and bounced ran faster.

After Naruto and I had our fill of ramen, and after Naruto sang a song about Ramen, Sakura (the clock) decided that I should go back to sleep.

"But I've been sleeping for like 12 hours already." I whined exaggerating.

"What about a tour?" Naruto asked excited over showing off his knowledge or something.

"No." Sakura disputed.

"I bet you know everything about this castle since you seem so smart." I informed her trying to get my way.

"Well I suppose I could show you a bit." Sakura finally conceeded.

The tour consisted of Sakura talking about stuff that I didn't care about and Naruto telling stories that obviously were false. For example when we got to a hallway where a bunch of suits of armor were standing there he said that he personally beat every night in there and earned the title of Hokage because of his greatness. Yeah, I didn't believe him but I pretended to.

Sakura was talking to herself and Naruto was boasting to herself so I decided to look around myself. Their own faults for closing their eyes while talking and walking. If it was me I would have run into something. As I was walking I noticed a staircase but before I could go up it, I thought that it would lead someplace cool, Sakura Naruto and Kiba (the footstool) came and stopped me.

"When did Kiba get here?" I asked not realizing that he had been here.

"You can't go up these stairs." Sakura explained.

"Why not?" I asked not really caring that much.

"It's the west wing." Naruto answered stupidly.

"Baka!" Sakura shouted hitting him in the head.

"This is the west wing?" I asked for confirmation.

"There's nothing interesting there." Sakura stated.

"Just some old garbage." Naruto stated not lying. Seriously everything up there is trashed.

"That means that..." I started trying to get my mind around something...

"I know we have a library." Sakura said desperate to distract me from going up the stairs.

"Books?" I said completely throwing off my thought process.

"Lots of books." Naruto stated then Sakura started to talk about the amount of books and I started to follow because of books. Wait I just remembered my other thought. I looked around and noticed that I had stopped following them and they didn't notice.

"That means that this way is west." I stated happily finally finding out which way is west. "That means this way is east." I stated pointing behind me. "But where are north and south?"

To find out the secret of directions, well it's not really a secret but I just don't know them, I decided to go into the west wing and look for a compass. Compasses point north and since I know south is behind north I can find north. Then I will know where I am.

"So this place is filled with garbage." I stated looking around the west wing and noticing everything is trashed. Then I saw this table which had a shiny rose on it. Shiny! Must stare at shiny. Must resist urge to touch shiny. I just noticed it is floating too, and shooting out sparkles. Oh well one poke won't hurt the rose right.

"Were you seriously going to poke the mysteriously floating glowing rose?" Grimmjow questioned.

"I would say it is more shiny than glowing, but yes."

"Why did you think that would be a good idea?"

"I didn't, think that is."

"Just leave."

"You're chasing me out of the castle?" I asked getting back at him for earlier.

"No I--

"Fine, I'll leave if you really want me to." I said running away. That's what he gets for not listening to me before when I was just trying to get ready to eat. He made me miss a meal and for that he deserved whatever is going to happen when I am gone. Plus if I get away, then I would be free. It's win-win for me, lose-lose for him.

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