I almost didn't remember to write this, but I did. So the story is almost over the next one is Sleeping Beauty because I wrote notes on it with Linda.
Escaping! Okay so where is Bya? Oh look he's conveniently located by the gate.
"Why are you by the gate?" I asked curiously, forgetting that I was escaping.
"Neigh." Bya answered. Sometimes I forget that he's a horse.
"I am going to take that as you wanted to leave because I was ignoring you, and you want some oats." As I was riding through the snow, when did it start snowing? I realized one very important thing, I am wearing a cloak. "A cloak!"
I continued riding through the woods and not on the trail, bad idea, I should have stuck to the trail even if it was the trail of death doom and destruction. You know why because there are wolves in the forest. They shouldn't be on the trail.
Wait my father was attacked by wolves on the trail! They have broken their boundaries and encroached upon our area! They must be destroyed! By someone that is not me, because sadly my cloak is not magical (like Urahara's cloak in the flashbacks) but a normal cloak. Why didn't I wear the cloak of strength or something? Oh yeah because I don't have something like that.
Soon Bya and I were surrounded by wolves and Bya kicked them like the good horse he is. Unfortunately that wasn't enough to keep them at bay. Luckily the wolves knew I was a wuss so they left me alone. I looked down and noticed a conveniently placed stick and picked it up to start fighting them. I whacked one in the face. I am very proud of myself.
"You want a fight! Fight me!" Grimmjow said as he beat up the wolves.
"Um, I think they are dead." I remarked noticing that he went a little overboard fighting them.
"Well I wouldn't have been so excited to fight something if you just let me fight once in a while."
"Can't it's not in the script."
"You and your scripts. It's not like you are following it correctly anyway."
"That's because I lost the script."
"Then how do you know I'm not supposed to fight everyone."
"Because the moral of the story is not to judge by appearances and really mean, slightly abusive, men can really be sensitive and nice."
"That's a stupid moral."
"Well if I judged you by looks then I would have run away by now."
"Weren't you just doing that?"
"That was just to piss you off."
"Let's go back already."
When we reached the castle the beast sat in a chair and Neji poured hot water into a bowl and I had a washcloth. I just realized that the washcloth is one of the few non-people objects. Ah I see you are confused. I have decided to call all objects that don't talk or dance around non-people objects because they are not people. Moving on. The beast looked at me confused as I rung out the washcloth so that there was not so much water.
"What are you going to do with that?" Grimmjow asked curiously.
"Disinfect your wound." I answered him stepping closer. Why didn't I put the bowl of water closer to him?
"I don't have a wound." Grimmjow told me.
"You were supposed to be scratched or bitten by the wolves. I was then supposed to treat it apologize and then we would start to get along."
"Well I'm not wounded."
"I guess I will just have to fix that." I said eerily looking around for a sharp pointy object to attack him with.
"You're crazy!" he shouted at me. I could not find a weapon so I pouted and sat in front of him.
"There's no weapons here." I whined up at him.
"You know I think I love you."
"Are you a masochist?" I asked him wondering why he would like someone who wanted to find a weapon to attack him with.
"Aren't you supposed to tell me it is too early to say things like that?"
"It doesn't really matter since I can just pretend I didn't hear it until the correct time."
"Mean."
"Says the beast."
"That's extremely mean."
"Yeah, yeah."
Meanwhile with Kenpachi
"So I want you to lock up the father of the girl that I like." Kenpachi began telling his ingenious plan.
"Why?" the insane asylum guy asks.
"Well we can blackmail the girl into marrying me in exchange for her father's freedom."
"That seems really evil." the insane asylum guy aka Aizen dun dun dun! (Aizen with his hair all whoosh-y not the glasses Aizen because he is not evil enough)
"I suppose." Kenpachi stated.
"I'm in. One question, is he actually crazy?"
"Well he is really short," Kenpachi began but then noticed Aizen looking at how tall Kenpachi is, "Not just compaired to me either. So he is really short but claims he's not."
"Good enough of an angle for me to go with. Nice doing business with you." Aizen said with his creepy whoosh-hair-smirk-face.
Meanwhile with Hitsugaya
"I feel like I am going to be committed if I stay home. I should leave, plus I am talking to myself that can't be a good sign." Hitsugaya said leaving the house, after glaring at the hat I told him to wear outside when it is cold. "Like I would wear a hat." He snorted bravely walking into a blizzard. Bwa-ha-ha.
"Why are you evil laughing about that?"
Because I was just outside and there was no blizzard but the environment must hate short people.
"I am not short."
You keep denying that and one day you will randomly pass out on the grown during a blizzard that looks oddly like this in a forest that also looks oddly like this one.
"I'll take my chances."
Then you are doomed. Doomed I say!
Back to the slightly more sane story line at the empty house, but shh Kenpachi doesn't know that
"Hitsugaya, Candice!" (yeah I don't say the name nearly enough) Kenpachi called as he entered my house uninvited.
"Oh well, they're not here. Let's go find that one guy Ichigo and train." Ikkaku suggested.
"Ichigo huh? No you will stay here until they come back. They must have gone on some winter vacation or something. Have fun freezing." Kenpachi said leaving Ikkaku to sit in front of the house.
Back at the castle
I was happily playing in the snow with Kiba when I noticed the beast was watching me. "creepy." I muttered but continued to do whatever it is I was doing. Creepy people stare all the time I am used to it.
To the beast
"I want to get her something." Grimmjow said because that is what I commanded him to say.
"Is it her birthday?" the candlestick Naruto asked.
"Idiot." Sakura said then turned back to talk to Grimmjow, "You can buy her candy, flowers, promises you don't intend to keep." (I love that line from the movie, promises you don't intend to keep)
"I would go with candy." Naruto said giving his two cents.
"I want to give her something special."
"What does she like?" Sakura asked.
"I know!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Other than Ramen." Sakura chastized.
"Oh." Naruto said dejectedly.
"Fine we will just ask the script then." Sakira said removing the script from her clock body.
"You had the script!" Naruto said rusely pointing at Sakura.
"You are going to give her the library."
"Okay, I don't read anyway." Grimmjow decided.
Time Skip to after I got bored of outside and decided to bother the beast instead
"I have something to show you, but first you have to close your eyes." Grimmjow told me.
"Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of me seeing something?" I asked confused what I can only see with my eyes closed.
"It's a surprise." Grimmjow informed me. "Why don't I just kiss her and end the spell now?"
"Because that would be molestation and you are supposed to be better than that. Plus I have to love you back and if you molest me I won't love you."
"Just close your eyes already."
"Fine." I stated closing my eyes. He lead me into a room and then left me standing in the middle of the floor as he did something that made it seem lighter even with my eyes closed. "Can I open my eyes now?"
"Yeah, jeesh impatient." Grimmjow muttered.
"Books!" I squealed in happiness. I mean I uh said really really happy.
"You like it?" Grimmjow asked wondering why I would like so many books.
"Of course I do there are books here."
"Then it is yours." he said giving the room to me.
"Can you give a room in your house to someone?" I asked wondering how that works.
"I don't know, but you can read the books so you should shut up and be happy."
"Mean—A book ladder thing! Can I ride on it? Can I please?" I pleaded with him excitedly.
"How else would you get the really high books?"
"No I mean riding, not using, riding on the ladder."
"Oh, hey that sounds like fun!" Grimmjow said taking my hand and running with me to the book ladder thing. Then the two of us had good fun ridding on one of the book ladders until we broke it.
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"Who did you learn eating habits from," I asked curiously, "Naruto?"
"As a matter of fact yes."