I am back! Well this story is back. Eventually Another Random Day will be back...I just need to see Linda more or start writing it without her but that's not as much fun. Anyways you can thank Writer's Block in my other stories for this one being written.

Also since I am still writing this and only have a small piece written I make no promises for weekly updates...I say that but then I feel bad when I don't and I write anyway. Sucks for me is good for you.

Sleeping Beauty

Once upon a time there was a land far away that threw big parties for everyone's birthdays. Unfortunately E-mail wasn't invented so they had to send each invitation separately and in paper form. So, when the new princess was born they sent invitations to almost everyone. I say almost because of the plot. They even invited three fairies who they probably should have conveniently forgotten, but they didn't.

Another problem with this whole invitation thing is that it is troublesome in the words of the king, so he made his wife send all the invitations out herself. With that many people and only one person anyone would forget someone, even if they have a big forehead and pink hair.

One might argue that they purposefully forgot to send an invitation to the evil queen fairy due to the fact that the evil queen fairy is in fact evil. I like to think that it was merely a misunderstanding. I personally would have invited the evil queen fairy and gotten on her good side so that she would not destroy me. If I was really nice she might even destroy my enemies for me and I could take over the world. Luckily for everyone I am not in charge of the invitations since at this time I was merely a baby. Besides ruling over the entire world seems far too troublesome.

The Queen Sakura and King Shikamaru threw a big party for their newborn daughter, me, personally I think I was adopted. I am lazy though, so maybe not. At the party there were many people, as I already mentioned, including the King and Queen of the land next to ours, Queen Ino and King Chouji. If you have noticed I keep putting the queen's names first, that is because they are the ones that are actually in charge in the relationship.

Continuing back to the plot the Queen Ino and my mother Queen Sakura decided that their children should be married later in life. They wanted to be family so that they could both talk about how hot one of the fairies is. They were also best friends so I guess it was their dream to become sisters and this was the perfect way to almost become sisters.

The Prince of that land's name is Kenpachi. So before I even knew anything, I was destined to marry Kenpachi, I did not know of this until later though but you get to know it because it's part of the plot. Queen Ino decided that since they were already there Kenpachi would get his first look at his future wife.

"She's ugly." Kenpachi said making a face. I promptly threw my rattle at him, take that. "Never mind I like her." Kenpachi said with a grin.

"Good, because you were going to marry her anyway." Ino declared.

The three fairies then arrived, a bit late since everyone else who was invited already showed up. The three of them poofed into existence in front of Queen Sakura and King Shikamaru because they are fairies and have magic. Instantly Queen Ino and Queen Sakura were next to the blue fairy telling him how cool he is and asking to have his children. Both kings were used to this though so they merely continued doing what they were doing before; Shikamaru slouching on his thrown and Chouji stealing food from the food table.

"Hello!" The orange fairy, Naruto, greeted enthusiastically.

"Greetings." Itachi the pink fairy growled out annoyed, perhaps because he is the pink fairy and now he is pissed at the author of this story...

"Hn." The blue fairy, Sasuke, grunted still trying to separate himself from the two queens.

The three fairies stood their blinking as their greetings were ignored, then Itachi shrugged and walked over to the cradle to stare at the baby. Naruto skipped over to the cradle and started talking baby talk to the baby.

"Perhaps we should give our gifts now, before we forget and have to travel here again." Itachi said not-so-secretly-secretly hating it there. Too many annoying people, Sasuke agrees with him.

"Yeah!" The orange fairy agreed jumping in the air with his fist raised for no apparent reason.

"Hn." Sasuke oh so eloquently agreed. Luckily for Sasuke at the mention of gifts the queens focused on the other two fairies wondering what gifts they would bestow upon her child.

"What are you going to give my daughter?" Sakura asked Itachi since he was standing in front of the cradle like he was about to give the gift first, which he was.

"Can I have a gift too?" Ino asked then continued after thinking for a second, "Can you also give Kenpachi something other than fighting ability and spiky hair?"

"I gave him the gift of bells." Naruto pouted because his gift had been forgotten.

"Dobe, that is one of the stupidest gifts you have ever given. The gift of bells staying in the spiky hair that my brother gave him." Sasuke taunted.

"What did you give him?" Naruto asked having completely forgotten.

"I gave him the ability to fight, that is at least useful—unlike spiky hair and bells." Sasuke retorted.

"Personally I secretly hate him so he deserves the spiky hair." Itachi stated again not-so-secretly.

"Can you just give the gifts already so that I, I mean we, can eat?" Chouji asked.

"Fine." Itachi said brandishing his wand and pointing it at me, the baby me, and after a shwoosh and a flick...wait that's harry potter...a milky way appeared. Well a small milky way. It was pretty so I stared at it. "I give her the gift of beauty, so that I can stare at her."

"You do realize we are leaving after this and not coming back right?" Sasuke asked glaring at his brother because he was secretly going to give the exact same gift but Itachi got to go first. Itachi with his being-better-than-Sasuke-ness, he deserves to be glared at so glaring is exactly what Sasuke did.

"Just in case something happens and I get to be in her presence for a while I want to be able to stare at her, is that so wrong?" Itachi asked.

"Yes." Sasuke answered.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru agreed.

"My turn! Pick me!" the orange fairy shouted jumping up and down excitedly.

"Fine, Dobe." Sasuke agreed since now he needed to figure out a new gift to give, stupid Itachi.

"Yay! Okay!" Naruto said waving his wand around frantically causing a milky way to appear. This one had birds in it for some odd reason. And it was spinning, but so was the other one but I didn't mention that then. "I give the gift of song." Naruto announced proudly.

"Dobe why would you give her such a useless gift."

"I like music, so I wanted her to be able to sing." Naruto countered.

"You could have given her anything, intelligence--

"Fighting ability." Kenpachi interrupted.

"Or a long and happy life, but you, dobe, chose music." Sasuke finished glaring at Kenpachi because he dared interrupt the great Sasuke.

"Music makes people happy. Plus she can talk to birds. Birds!" Naruto exclaimed excited over the fact that the princess could talk to birds. So his real reason comes out.

"Dobe." Sasuke muttered being too awed by Naruto's stupidity to say anything else. "My turn." Sasuke said elegantly beginning to move his wand until he was interrupted by a poof. No it was more like an explosion of green fire.

"Green fire is pretty." The evil fairy queen person Linda remarked after she appeared, unknowingly interrupting Sasuke.

"How dare you interrupt me!" Sasuke shouted and started to go to attack Linda but was held back by Naruto.

"How come I wasn't invited?" Linda wondered. "Who're you calling a creature? I am a fairy with a green shiny ball...shiny."

"Who called her a creature?" Chouji asked. Oh wait that was in a different version of sleeping beauty...the author quickly apologized.

"I want to come to the party and have a golden plate." Linda stated. Psst Linda. "What narrator Candice?" That was in a children's book version of sleeping beauty that is in my house not the Disney one that I decided to base the story off of. "Does that mean you are not going to make the evil fairy thing have a man voice?" Umm, do you have a man voice? "No." Then no. "Then what am I supposed to do or say right now?"

"Troublesome fairies, just give the baby your gifts already." Shikamaru said.

"Fine, then I will give the baby the gift of sparkles!" Linda shouted imagining all the sparkles that would soon be flying around.

"I guess that's fine." Sakura said relieved that her baby was no longer threatened. Sadly the plot says no. Linda do it right or I will take your crow Hitsugaya away from you.

"Fine, he's my shorty though. My gift is actually a curse but shhh you don't know that right now because I am saying it as if it is a gift and not what it really is which is a curse." Linda began causing everyone to look at her weird. "On her 16th birthday the princess will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die. Death!" Linda said waving her staff with the pretty green ball on it around.

"Gasp!" Everyone gasped. If I was the evil fairy queen I would have given the curse when no one was around so that they would not know about the spinning wheel, it's good that I am not. Wouldn't that be a boring story.

"Bwahaha cough..." Linda said evil laughing but it turned into a cough, oh well maybe next time you will succeed Linda. Then the guards tried to attack her but she turned into green fire and left. "Pretty green fire transportation!"

"What are we going to do?" Sakura asked.

"Sasuke has not given his gift yet." Itachi pointed out glaring at his little brother in a you-better-help-her-so-i-can-stare-creepily way.

"You can reverse the curse?" Shikamaru asked impressed.

"No." Sasuke muttered but everyone heard him anyway.

"This is why you are weak little brother." Itachi taunted.

"You wouldn't be able to reverse it either." Sasuke pointed out snottily.

"Can't you at least help, I mean even I could change the curse." Naruto countered.

"Do I have to?" Sasuke asked glaring at the impressed Ino and Sakura who looked like they were preparing to pounce.

"Yes." Everyone hissed in random creepy unison that is only possible in movies.

"Fine. The curse will be that she will be pricked and then will sleep until ummm that prince there wakes her from her slumber." Sasuke said pointing at Kenpachi during that 'that prince' part. "I have spoken." Sasuke finished.

"Foolish little brother, you could have said that she would get pricked but become a better person afterwards." Itachi scolded.

"OR she could suddenly become a better cook and make me ramen." Naruto offered.

"Yeah, but who would want to read that story?" Sasuke asked pointing out the best point ever.

"I would." Naruto whined thinking about his love, Ramen. Capitalized for flavor and importance.

Preview from next chapter:

"If we do not help the princess by foiling Linda's evil plans then the kingdom with go into despair and we live in the kingdom, do you know how many unhappy people will try to commit suicide in our presence?" Itachi asked already picturing people coming to their home to die. Why they would go there to die I shall never know.

"Let them." Sasuke not caring about the millions of lives that were just lost in his brother's imagination, brutally no less.

"Fine, you clean up the mess then." Itachi informed him.

"Ugh, you just want to help because you like staring at her." Sasuke said whining slightly. "Uchiha's don't whine." Sasuke informed the author. Fine Sasuke said in a manly complaint-ive voice. Happy? "Very." Stupid Sasuke making me use a word that does not exist.