Should I click the box thinggy that says crossovers or should I keep this story in Bleach? Kind of unfair to strict Naruto fans, although strict Naruto fans would not like a Bleach and Naruto story anyway.
Also I am going to start responding to reviews starting this chapter, because I just realized I could and not responding before now might have been rude. I didn't mean to!
Sleeping Beauty ch 2
After the party ended, they have to finish the party other wise it would be a waste of food, all the spinning wheels in the kingdom were put in a large stack. Point one for the good people, getting rid of the spinning wheels. Sadly their opponent is an evil fairy queen who has magic and can make a spinning wheel out of nothing. But they tried really they did.
Then they burned all the spinning wheels. A good time was had by all. They told stories, roasted marshmallows and danced around the fire. Everyone who was anyone was there, especially the pyros. The only people not there were the three fairies who were watching from a room in the palace.
"Ramen!" Naruto said causing large amounts of Ramen to appear out of nowhere for no reason other than he wanted ramen. If you had his powers you know you would do something similar.
"That's not going to stop Linda." Itachi stated glaring down at the fire. If it was his fire it would be so much cooler, and black.
"Why should we care?" Sasuke asked wondering why it was his problem that the stupid princess was going to be cursed.
"That's mean." Naruto said between bites of his ramen.
"If we do not help the princess by foiling Linda's evil plans then the kingdom with go into despair and we live in the kingdom, do you know how many unhappy people will try to commit suicide in our presence?" Itachi asked already picturing people coming to their home to die. Why they would go there to die I shall never know.
"Let them." Sasuke not caring about the millions of lives that were just lost in his brother's imagination, brutally no less.
"Fine, you clean up the mess then." Itachi informed him.
"Ugh, you just want to help because you like staring at her." Sasuke said whining slightly. "Uchiha's don't whine." Sasuke informed the author. Fine. Sasuke said in a manly complaint-ive voice. Happy? "Very." Stupid Sasuke making me use a word that does not exist.
"I have an idea." Itachi said interrupting Sasuke's argument with the author.
"What is it?" Naruto asked excited. He was done with his ramen now.
"Wait the walls have ears." Itachi said oddly paranoid, as usual. So he turned really small and flew into a random box. The other two fairies shrugged and flew in after him.
"So what is your plan?" Sasuke asked.
"I will turn her into a mirror." Itachi stated. That way he can stare at her and look at himself. Brilliance!
"That's right a mirror can't prick it's finger!" Naruto stated getting the logic. A sure sign that there is something wrong with his logic.
"Yeah that would be great until Linda breaks the mirror by having her ugly minions look at it." Sasuke pointed out the flaws.
"Fine we will just have to take the princess and raise her ourselves without magic." Itachi announced.
"What! Where will I get my ramen?" Naruto asked.
"I can teach the princess how to make ramen and until then you can eat instant." Itachi offered.
"No." Sasuke refused Itachi's request.
"There is nothing else we can do we thought of all the other plans and they would not have worked." Itachi stated grinning evilly to himself. You know sometimes I wonder if he is really a good fairy at all. Maybe the pink is just a disguise.
"You wanted to do this the entire time, that's why you only came up with the stupid mirror plan." Sasuke whined. "What did I say about Uchiha's and whining?" Then maybe you should stop being whiny and just do what your brother wants because he is kind of going with the plot. "Fine."
"She told you," Naruto began but then realized something, "Itachi if you know how to make ramen then why aren't you going to make it for me?"
"Why would I make you ramen?" Itachi asked.
"Let's just get on with the story already." Sasuke complained.
"Fine, let's go tell the king and queen our plan." Naruto said pouting about the lack of ramen in his future.
Once they found the king, he wasn't that hard to find since he was merely sleeping in his bed like usual, the also found the queen. Well the queen found them, more specifically Sasuke.
"What did you want to speak to me about?" Shikamaru asked eying the fairies since he did not trust how helpful they really were.
"We have come up with a plan to save your daughter." Itachi announced.
"You did? Sasuke-kun you are the best!" Sakura stated.
"What is the plan?" Shikamaru asked.
"We will take your daughter into hiding and raise her until she is over 16." Itachi stated, not asked, stated.
"You want to take my daughter?" Shikamaru asked eying them suspiciously, especially the pink fairy.
"Yes." Itachi answered simply taking the girl and disappearing with her.
"We'll give her back to you after her 16th birthday." Naruto assured them before he too disappeared.
"For some reason I don't believe them." Shikamaru muttered but then shrugged before finishing his nap.
After nearly 16 years passed, the kingdom began to rejoice over the not-dead. They knew she was not dead because there was an evil storm cloud over Linda's not-so-secret-secret lair. Evil storm cloud apparently means not-dead.
As Linda paced around in her evil castle of doom as cool looking purple lightning flashed. Every flash of lightning causing Linda to get distracted and mutter 'shiny' to herself.
"Such ugly people I have to look at." Linda complained looking at her ugly minions. "What's with the storms all the time? Can't an old women sleep?"
Linda you're not that old. "Yes I am." No you're not. "You only say that because you are the same age as me." You know what, you're right we are old.
"So in 16 years none of you ugly minions have found the princess? Failures!" Linda said addressing her minions and not the author. "Are you sure that you searched everywhere?"
"Yeah we searched everywhere for the baby."
"Wait you were searching for a baby for 16 years?"
"Yes." the minions answered.
"I have stupid and ugly minions. Searching for a baby for almost 16 years." Linda muttered to herself then pointed her staff at them, "Green lightning attack!"
After all her minions were gone Linda turned to Hitsugaya and asked "Go find the princess for me. But don't accept candy from strangers, and if you do accept candy from anyone then share."
So back to the part that I am in...For almost 16 years the three good fairies have kept me safe, good with a very loose definition mind you. I suppose with Itachi in the picture safe also is a term used loosely. Also kept is more like stared at in the case of Itachi. Okay so the new sentence is: For almost 16 years one of the fairies has stared at me while the other two have kept me as safe as they could.
The fairies were cooking up a special surprise for my 16th birthday and I knew it. What I did not know, however, was why I was dusting the shutters. I just don't get it. How did I knew they were going to surprise me? Naruto is loud which means I heard some of the conversation, even from the top floor when I was dusting the shutters. The shutters people, the shutters.
"This part will be pink." Itachi announced looking at a picture of a dress.
"Why not blue?" Sasuke asked.
"We decided pink." Itachi said.
"You decided." Sasuke countered.
"Why pink?" Naruto asked curiously in a curious voice hoping that his question would not piss off Itachi the pink fairy.
"I am the pink fairy that means that everything in pink belongs to me." Itachi explained with an evil grin.
"What are you three up to?" I asked coming down the stairs.
"Nothing, we just want you to..." Itachi began but then zoned out thinking about what he wanted me to do...I don't wanna know.
"To pick berries." Sasuke offered giving me a basket.
"You don't like berries." I informed him.
"Then get me some tomatoes while you are out."
"Could you pick me up some Ramen?" Naruto asked.
"Dobe, how is she supposed to go in the forest and come back with ramen?"
"I don't know." Naruto admitted.
"Okay I suppose." I said still wondering what they were plotting.
"Be safe." Sasuke said like a good parental figure.
"Look both ways before crossing the road." Naruto offered me very good advice, if I was near a road.
"Don't fall in a lake." Sasuke told me. Just because I feel into the lake that one time, okay it was more like three times but still.
"Don't point at people and laugh." Naruto informed me. What people is he talking about? I would hope that I would be smart enough not to do it, no matter how much fun pointing and laughing at people is.
"Don't let a prince get a hold of one of your hands, they don't let go." Itachi said nearly growling at the prospect. Okay Itachi...where did that come from? I took that as my cue to leave and walked off.
Preview from next chapter:
"Yeah, and a real B-day cake as opposed to the fake plastic ones that we've had thus far." Naruto said thinking about cake, mmm cake. The cake is not a lie!
"Yes and a dress a princess can be proud of and will wear all the time." Itachi added taking out some pink material.
"I'll get the wands." Sasuke offered.
"No, foolish little brother we are not allowed to use magic because then we will be found." Itachi explained.
"Then how are we supposed to organize a party and make a dress and a cake?" Sasuke asked.
"We will have to make them the old fashioned way."
"This will end badly."
"Probably." Itachi agreed.