Notes: Okay, it's 3 am. I'm an insomniac. No one really care. Lets just climb a stupid mountain. Different day, still 4 am. I realized something. My stories are late because it's summer and I'm doing stuff. I have a life. I'm not getting as much reviews because you all have lives too. When you get around to reading, enjoy the story. That's all I want.
Chapter 7: Negotiations With the Beards
Strangely enough, Adam was the first to awake and get out of the snow. He had actually been knocked out by Micheal hitting him and hadn't heard the argument between his fellow companions. "Oh," Adam sighed with a head ache, "what happened?" The snow around him had melted which made Adam think for a second. It was probably do to his fire powers as 'the falcon'. After settling one of the answerable questions of his life, Adam began to solve a new one. Where were Micheal and Josh?
It wasn't that hard actually. Some of the snow seemed like more of a lump then a pile. Adam decided to finish this quickly because he didn't feel like digging. "Falcon...," Adam said calmly as he lifted his fist above him. "Punch!" Adam pounded his fist into the ground, releasing a wave of fire across the ground, melting a large circle of snow and blasting both of his friends into the wall.
"Ohhhh," Josh and Michael moaned in pain as they picked themselves off the ground. They were burning and freezing at the same time and lets face it... Smacking face first into a mountain hurts no matter what.
"Okay guys," Adam began to say without any care for the biting flames and rock imprints on their faces, "What happened? The last thing I remember was Michael and snow coming at us." Adam was more worried about discovering what he could. It was all he could really do. Josh and Michael already seemed more powerful, so he knew they would be okay. Info was all Adam really had for a skill. He was the falcon though, so he didn't mind.
Josh decided to explain. "Well," he began with a sigh, "after falling, we noticed the ice climbers were still up there. Then, they may have caused an avalanche on accident, but it could have been on pur-" Josh had suddenly gone silent and he had a look on his face pure shock.
"What?" Adam asked confused. Josh always seemed to trail off while he was talking, but he hardly ever showed faces like this. Adam looked around, preparing for anything to come at him. He turned around and saw Kratos coming over the ledge. He was prepared for anything... except that. "Oh man." Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, and no hope at all.
Adam did not expect what happened next. A form suddenly dropped down in front him. What came out of his mouth next certainly shocked Adam. "Fus Ro Dah!" A mighty blast of force suddenly knocked Kratos far out off the mountain. Josh was suddenly beside Adam.
"No way," Josh said. "It couldn't be him. When he turned around, it was no question who this man was. If the shout didn't give it away, the horned helmet he wore sure as hell did. It was the dragon born, a hero they had only seen, who had now saved them twice. "But the last time we saw him was..." (cue flashback!)
It was at this time that the 3 heroes knew they were doomed. There wasn't enough building left to hide behind. But then, the heroes heard something they all knew by heart that made them look at the source even with death in front of them. "Fus Ro Da!" shouted a voice with intensity. As the shout hit Alduin, both him and the heroes turned to look at the speaker.
It was the dragon born! He looked just as the game depicted him in the game. He was a Nord, wearing iron armor and the bad ass horned helmet, and was an average height of 6'2. Alduin flew toward him, forgetting all about them. All 3 of them knew he would be fine and if he wasn't, there wasn't really anything they could do to help. So they did the only thing they could. They ran for their lives. As they left the campus, they heard the battle raging behind them. (Flash back over)
"Thank you dragon born," Josh said as he turned to face them. "This would be the second time you saved us. Ha ha ha." The dragon born looked at Josh, but he looked confused. "Oh, um... Remember when you fought Alduin? We were those three guys you saved from him." The dragon born thought for a moment.
"Those kids were you!" the dragon born yelled in surprise with his gruff voice. "You don't look like those guys?" Josh remembered that they had changed a lot due to their powers.
"Oh...um... We had to get stronger," was all Josh could come up with. It seemed to satisfy him. "We decided to climb this mountain but the path was gone." Yet again, the dragon born looked confused.
"What are you talking about?" the dragon born asked. "The stairs are right over there." He pointed over to the ledge where there were now stairs leading up. Adam and Josh just stared at the stairs.
"I thought it was a possibility before, Adam," Josh said, "but this has made it absolute... Life hates us." Adam could only nod. It was at this time that Michael got up.
"What happened?" Michael asked. There were no more flames on him, but there was still a rock imprint on his face.
"Dude!" Josh yelled. "You should've seen it! Kratos came after us again, but the dragon born just used Fus Ro Dah-" Suddenly both Michael and Josh were thrown backwards. Michael had just been hit by a shout that Josh had somehow used. Michael hit the mountain wall while Josh hit Adam. Josh would have preferred the wall. With Adam's new strength, he was much harder.
As Josh picked himself up yet again, he said, "What happened? Did I just use the shout? Does this mean..." He looked over at Michael who had now left 'his' imprint on the mountain. Adam was impressed.
"Josh," Adam said in surprise, "you just used the Fus Ro Dah!" Suddenly Josh was blasted back by the shout Adam had somehow produced. As Josh hit the wall, he realized something. He was right. He preferred the wall.
"...Whoa," was all Adam said. "I guess I can shout too." Michael finally had the strength to pick himself up.
"Okay, did you just shout Josh into the wall after he sent me into the wall?" Michael asked. Adam nodded. "Okay, good. Thought all of this was finally getting to me." Michael looked at Adam for another few seconds. "..." He suddenly span around and yelled to the sky, "Fus Ro Dah!" The blast caused him to stumble, but he held his ground. "I had to try it too."
"I am confused," said the dragon born. "I do not understand how one so young such as yourselves can master a shout." Michael started stumbling for an answer. He had no way of explaining this. Adam probably could have come up with something, but he was enjoying seeing Michael try. Of course, leave it to Josh to save Michael's ass when he can't say anything right.
"Oh," Josh said, suddenly up and next to Michael, "there are lots of people who are dragon born in our world. There is no proof that there is only one dragon born. Right?" Josh was pretty good with his speech, at least, when he didn't crack under pressure.
"I-I guess your right," the dragon born stuttered. "I apologize. I've never met another dragon born before." Josh made a note that this dragon born had not lived through the dragon born DLC.
"Thanks for saving us back at the school again," Josh said. "By the way, did you kill Alduin?" They hadn't seen Alduin die and in Josh's book, that means he is alive. Josh would feel a lot better knowing for sure that Alduin was dead.
"Sadly, no," replied the dragon born with a sigh. "I defeated him, but he fled to Sovngarde to recover. Unfortunatley, I will have to find a way to reach him there." Michael decided to say something.
"Oh well, I'm sure Paarthurnax knows how," Michael said. This was not a good thing to say.
"How do you know of Paarthurnax?" the dragon born questioned him. Josh face palmed in his mind and helped again.
"Who 'hasn't' heard of the wise and fabled leader of the Greybeards," Josh said with a tone of awe. "I mean, if anyone knows, he would, right? We've never met him though. We actually hoped to climb the throat of the world to meet him." Josh had this special way of not telling the truth without lying. They had never met him and when they play the game, they climb the throat of the world to meet Paarthurnax. Technically, he hadn't lied. He didn't even answer the dragon born's question.
"Well, that is actually why I'm here," the dragon born said. "You are correct. He should know. I see no reason why we should not travel together to see him." The dragon born had just invited them to join him. Things were looking up for them. Then life decided to restore the balance.
They all heard a roar and turned just in time to see a legendary dragon swoop down towards them. They had a few seconds, at best. Michael was about to pull out his Winchester when the dragon born tossed him a dragon bone great sword. "You don't seem to have any blades," the dragon born said as he drew his dragon bone short sword and dragon bone shield. Michael nodded in thanks.
Josh was thankful that they got a well equipped dragon born. He pulled out Link's bow, only to curse when he realized he only had Link's arrows, which were iron. He turned to the dragon born and asked, "You got any spare arrows?" The dragon born tossed him a quiver full of daedric arrows.
"Sorry," he said as Josh looked at them, "I used all my dragon bone ones in the fight against Alduin." Josh didn't care. "Does he need a sword, or is he a mage?" He was looking at Adam.
"I'm a, 'special' type of mage," Adam said as he took a fighting stance. Then the dragon was upon them.
Josh unloaded 2 arrows into it instantly as the dragon born unleashed a dragon rend to bring it down. It hit the ground for 2 seconds before Michael was hacking away at it's face. The dragon snapped it's head at Michael, but he held it off by blocking with his great sword. The dragon born was there by now, slashing relentlessly at the dragon's left fore leg. Adam rushed forward with a devastating set of blows to the dragon's snout. The whole time they attacked, Josh never stopped firing arrows. Suddenly, the dragon pulled back it's head. "Breath!" Michael yelled, realizing that it was about to unleash it's breath.
Josh took cover behind a rock while Michael rolled to the right. He barely reached out of range of the dragon's breath. Adam didn't really do much at all. Whether it was fire or ice breath, Adam's fire powers protected him from most of it. He still side stepped so he wasn't right in the middle of the blast. The dragon born was already out of the way and continued to slash away. The breath lasted about 10 seconds by Josh's count and as soon as it stopped shooting flames, they were back to the old pattern.
The dragon suddenly realized that Adam was much more of a threat then Michael and turned to bite him, smacking the dragon born into the cliff face. He fell to the ground with a depressing thud. It was also at this point that Josh, of course, ran out of arrows. Adam was now backed against the edge. "Shit!" Josh yelled as he ran forward and drew his dagger. Ignoring all game physics because this was reality, sadly, Josh rushed by Michael and jumped onto the dragon's back... It did not like that at all.
It began thrashing everywhere in an attempt to throw Josh off, but Josh was pissed. ( Wild Legendary Dragon used thrash: I had to) The truth was though, he had his dagger in the dragon's back and his clothes were caught on its back spikes, so he couldn't get off, even if he wanted to. "Josh, what the hell are you doing?!" Michael yelled as he retreated as to not get smacked. Adam had rushed around the dragon the moment Josh jumped on. No one could get close because of the thrashing, so Josh was on his own.
Josh reclaimed a steady grip on his dagger before getting his shirt loose. Josh knew that there was only one way he could do this and possibly win this exchange, but it was easier said than done. He had one shot and he held on to the dragon for dear life. Josh felt it buck and turn a few more times and then he took his chance.
Josh jumped off right as it bucked, using it to throw himself at the dragon's face. He landed on the dragon's snout and barely kept his balance.(It was not very effective) The dragon was confused for a moment, giving Josh the moment he needed. He stumbled forward and yelled, "Piss off!" as he rammed his dagger into the dragon's eye. Josh was thrown off instantly and into the snow. By now the dragon rend had worn off. The dragon took to the sky with Josh's dagger in its eye.
As it turned to face them, the dragon glared at Josh with hatred while it reared back its head. "Josh, get out of there!" Adam yelled. Josh picked himself up and darted to the dragon's right, barely dodging the fire that was a bit to the left of where Josh had been. The dragon's aim was off due to having one eye. It was Adam who finally had an idea. "Use your shouts! Joor Zah Frul!" Adam unleashed the dragon rend, bringing the dragon down again. The dragon born was up again.
Josh would use his favorite shout. "Krii Lun Aus!" Josh yelled unleashing the marked for death shout. "His defence is down!" The dragon born rushed forward. Michael was about to, but Josh stopped him. "I have an idea..." He whispered as quickly as he could. Michael just shook his head and handed Josh his great sword. Josh was the one who rushed forward and began hacking at the dragon. Michael ran forward till he was about 20 feet away from the dragon and turned to face Adam. This had to work perfectly or it would fail horribly.
Adam rushed forward, heading straight for Michael. Michael placed his hands together and crouched low. Adam placed one foot on Michael's hands before Michael threw him with all of his might. It was Josh's turn. While Adam's falcon punch could have done serious damage, Josh's plan would ensure death. As Michael threw Adam, Josh turned the sword around to reverse grip (Sword pointing down or behind hand when held straight). He threw the blade skyward and jumped back out of dragon range, trying to keep the sword straight ... He succeeded well enough.
Adam caught the blade in midair and preformed a flip to get his aim perfect. He plunged the blade through the dragon's head with all his force and with the extra strength of gravity. It went straight through, coming out the bottom of the dragon's head. The dragon born just stood there in shock. Josh did this also because he couldn't believe it worked. (Legendary Dragon fainted) Tactics and planning had always been in his family, but Josh always felt that he was the worst at it. His plan had worked though. Michael was jumping with joy. Adam sighed as he ripped out the blade and handed it to the dragon born.
Michael ran up to his friends and yelled, "It worked Josh! Ha ha! We all just killed a dragon!" This shook Josh from his trance. He held out his fist and both Michael and Adam pounded it at the same time.
"Nicely done," the dragon born said. "That was not something I would have thought of." Josh was very happy until he noticed the dragon's skin start to disintegrate. He felt the rush of energy and knowledge flow through him. He didn't trust his feet to support him, so he just stood there until it was done.
The dragon was just a skeleton now. "So that's what it feels like," Josh said, finally able to move. He looked to the left and saw his friends move unsteadily, just like him, suggesting they had felt it too. "Well dragon bo- Okay, I'm sorry, but what is your name? It is bothering me." He still didn't know the dragon born's name and Josh was tired of just calling him by title.
"Oh...," the dragon born thought for a moment. "You may call me Storm. It is short for my title: Storm Blade.
"Well," Michael interrupted, "that's great and all but..." They turned to see Michael dragging the entire skeleton over his shoulder. "Do you know where a forge or anvil is?!" They just stared at him with their mouths hanging open.
"He's strong," Storm commented. "I usually keep enough supplies on my for emergency building and crafting, but I don't have a crafting table." He had the materials, but no way to put them together.
"Oh, I have one," Michael said. Josh just looked at him, dumbfounded. "I took it and put it in your bag when we ran from the zombies. It seemed like it would come in handy." Sure enough, Josh pulled the crafting table they had used out of Link's bag.
"You three only have one bag?" Storm asked. "Any novice adventurer should have his own bag. Oh well, lets make an anvil." He worked for about an hour, heating, cooling, and forming the iron ingots with magic and tools until the anvil was perfect.
"It's done!" Storm called to them. They had waited by 'practicing' (messing around with) their shouts. As they came over, Storm asked a tough question. "what do you want me to forge?" They all thought for a moment. They all suddenly snapped their fingers as if sorting it out at the exact moment.
One forging later...
Adam had taken a bit only. "Armor would only slow me down," he had said. He was now wearing, along with his old clothes, some dragon bone gauntlets and boots. Their hardness would increase his hitting power. Just what they needed, an even stronger falcon punch.
Josh had gone for a nimble and quick set. He now wore a full set of dragon scale armor, except for the helmet. "I just don't like the dragon scale helmet," Josh had said. "It's too large for my type of style." He also had a dragon bone sword attached to each of his hips. Storm had graciously let him keep the dragon bone bow that he now had strapped to his back and Storm had even made some dragon bone arrows from the left over dragon bones.
Michael was a tank. It was all he knew. He was decked out in full dragon bone armor, except for the helmet. "If my friends don't need one, neither do I," Michael had said. His pride as a soldier was effecting him a bit. He had a dragon bone greatsword strapped to his back. They were geared up and ready to head out.
Storm led them up the long steps, pointing out the markers and explaining their historic meanings. Adam guessed they had bypassed about 200 steps until he remembered that they fell. Josh was taking in the scenery and listening to Storm's explanation. Suddenly, Storm turned to talk to them. "Okay," He breathed with a heavy sigh, "the Greybeards aren't fond of visitors, and I'm not quite sure how they will react to you three. I just want to tell you, try not to be offended. They are very set in their ways." With that warning, Storm turned to lead them up and around the final bend.
As High Hrothgar came into view, they were shocked to see it in person. It was a towering temple made of the strange black stone found throughout Skyrim. As they began to walk up the final steps, Josh began to think of ways to not offend the Greybeards. Josh hated their ways, but he was worried about how Adam and, more importantly, Michael would act towards them. He wanted to get the Greybeards on their side. He promised himself that wouldn't fail at this task.
As they opened the doors and entered the main hall, Arngeir came down to meet the unexpected guests. Arngeir was the only Greybeard that didn't speak in only shout (besides Paarthurnax), and was known to be helpful when he wasn't criticizing and lecturing you for using the shout to fight. Josh's game had glitched the first time he played Skyrim, so he stopped coming to Arngeir because he lost the ability to tell Josh where shouts were. So it wasn't until his second play through that he realized how much he hated the Greybeards.
"Dragon born," Arngeir said with a look of shock, "why have you brought people here?" He looked less than pleased to have anyone but Storm here. Josh knew that Storm would explain and Arngeir would have to help. Michael, however, had other plans.
"We're here to see Paarthurnax," Michael said with a very impatient look. Josh knew this was going to be difficult. This made Arngeir less then hap- Screw it! He was fucking pissed! It was actually pretty amusing seeing his face go from confusion, to shock, to unfathomable rage. Unfortunately, Josh could not enjoy this.
"Arngeir!" Storm said. "Let me explain." Storm turned to face Michael's group. "Stay here." He then proceeded to walk off with Arngeir. Josh couldn't believe how quickly this had gotten fucked up.
"Michael!" he yelled in a hushed whisper. "What in the hell was that? Why did you do that? Are you trying to piss him off?" Michael's face never stopped frowning and Adam didn't seem to care about any of this. Adam understood the Greybeards so he didn't care.
"I'm not gonna mess around with these fuckers!" Michael yelled back. "We don't have time and I hate these guys." Michael was going to show them just how much he hated them.
"Michael," Josh said more calmly, trying to reason with him, "we need them on our side." Josh was about to continue when Michael interrupted.
"Why?" was what he said to Josh. When he saw Josh's confused look, he continued. "Why do we need the Greybeards on our side? We already know all the shouts and that's about all the Greybeards are good for. Besides, I know you hate them just as much." Josh thought about this for a minute and Michael could see the revelation cross Josh's face. "Okay, lets go see Paarthurnax." Josh nodded. Adam got up, not really wanting to fight the Greybeards, but doing it anyway.
They walked forward and began to walk up the steps towards the back door. As they reached the top, one of the Greybeards stood to block their path. Michael shouted, "Fus Ro Dah!" and sent him flying into the wall.
Adam saw two more approaching from the side. He sighed and yelled, "Liss Slen Nus!" freezing both of them solid. They fell to the ground, unharmed, but quite cold. Arngeir was rushing up the stairs at them with Storm following behind.
Arngeir was about to say something when Josh rushed forward and grabbed him by the throat. "Hard to shout with a hand around your throat, isn't it?" Josh said. "Sorry about this Storm. We got tired of waiting."
"I-it's alright," Storm said. "He said mere children shouldn't see Paarthurnax or have free range to use the shouts." Arngeir was going to keep them there so they couldn't damage the world.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Josh yelled at Arngeir. "Why do you want to stop us? With everything going on, you want to stop the only people who are trying to save the world. We may not seem worthy. Hell! We might not be, but we are the only ones who can save this world and we have to see Paarthurnax to do that!" Arngeir suddenly stopped struggling.
Josh waited for a few seconds and let him go. Arngeir looked at the ground and seemed to be thinking. "...You are not worthy," he suddenly said. "Fus Ro-" Arngeir suddenly dropped to the floor. Storm had come up and punched him in the head.
"Come on," Storm said and walked past them. Josh finally let his breath out and nodded. They followed Storm past the unconscious Greybeards. As they walked outside, Storm talked to them. "I was thinking that would go better."
"Oh, I thought it went pretty well," Josh said. "I mean, no one died and we're on our way. We got we wanted, so I say the negotiations went very well!" Josh thought process was: 'whatever works'.
Michael suddenly stopped with a frustrated look. "What's wrong Michael," Storm said as they stopped beside him. Michael pointed towards the path ahead. They all looked and saw a frost troll examining what appeared to be a pick axe.
"That... That's the fucking troll that threw me off a cliff!" Michael yelled. The frost troll had noticed them and began rushing at them. Michael rushed to meet it, drawing his great sword. Josh held Storm back, knowing how angry Michael was. The frost troll raised his arms to crush Michael. Michael suddenly spun, chopping off both of its arms. As he completed his spin, he pulled back his blade and then buried it hilt-deep in the frost troll's face. He turned, pulling the troll with him, and proceeded to 'sparta kick' it off a ledge. "How do you like it?!"
With his blood lust sated yet again, Josh walked up to him and asked, "Better?" Michael nodded and sheathed his blade. They then continued on their walk.
They finally reached the top of the mountain. After so many tragedies and hardships, they were finally here. "Paarthurnax!" Storm called. "Do not hide! These are friends!" Paarthurnax swooped down from the sky to land in front of Storm. "Don't attack him." Storm turned to look at them and was shocked to see no one had drawn their weapon. "You all act as if you have seen before. I have been accepting until now, but you must tell me. How do you know all that you do?"
Josh had been preparing for this and it had taken him a long time to come up with something. "We apologize for hiding the truth from you Storm," Josh told him. "We are Dragon born from another world. We have gone through what you already have, but we have not made all of your choices. We have talked with Paarthurnax in our world and he helped us reach Sovngarde." Storm thought about this for a minute.
"I understand why you did not tell me," Strom finally said. "I probably would not have brought you at first or I would have thought you insane, but the elder scrolls have shown me to believe the impossible. Let us meet with Paarthurnax." He led them towards Paarthurnax.
"Who have you brought with you Dovahkin?" Paarthurnax said. Josh thought he spoke with a bit of dragon mixed in, but it was probably the dragon spirit in him helping them understand. That was Josh's best guess, at least. (I had no idea how to attempt that.) (Interesting Video game fact: Paarthurnax is voiced by the same guy who voices Mario. Yeah, the plumber.)
"Greeting Paarthurnax," Adam said. "We are sight seeing travelers who wished to meet you. I am Adam and these are my friends Josh and Michael." They were loving this. How many people got to talk to a dragon? Not many, obviously! "But, we know that you have urgent matters to attend to with the Dovahkin. We shall be waiting over there." Adam pointed towards the cliff. Josh dragged Michael over to the cliff.
Paarthurnax began to speak to Storm. "It's strange," Josh stated. His friends looked at him, puzzled at his mind yet again. "Everything. This new world, being here," he said as he gestured towards the cliff. "Even more so, the fact that we can rest and Michael hasn't caused us any problems so far."
"Hey!" Michael yelled at him. Adam and Josh laughed and eventually Michael joined in. "The view is incredible," Michael said when they calmed down. It was too. They could see the snowy plains and rolling grassy hills. All of the cliffs and marshes were laid out in front of them, including the forests and the roads.
"Is it hilarious how we're supposed to be saving the world," Josh said. It was kinda funny. 3 teenagers, 2 of them hopelessly insane and un-hero like, who all fought with one another. It was like a bad idea for a soap opera.
"Hey, we don't know we have to save it yet," Adam countered. They may have known the most about what was going on, but they were still pretty clueless.
"Well, worst case scenario," Josh explained. "Either way, we have to survive and find out what happened. For the sake of our story."
"Hey, stop it with the fourth wall!" Adam yelled. We'll get to that later.
"Sorry," Josh said. "Forget what I just said."
"Travelers," Paarthurnax said. They turned to see Storm and him waiting for them. They walked back over to them quietly. "The Dovahkin has told me that you know of his quest. I would like you to help him."
"...What?!" they all yelled at once.
"I hate asking you to do this," Paarthurnax said sadly, "but his quest is of great importance." Paarthurnax was worried about Storm. Who wouldn't worry? He had to catch a dragon and bust into Sovngarde all by himself. Michael didn't see it that way.
"Why don't you?!" Michael yelled at him. "We have a very similar quest and you want us to help while you just sit up here and relax?" Paarthurnax had never been talked to like this.
"Do not speak with such arrogance, mortal," Paarthurnax growled. "I cannot go with him." He took a step towards Michael.
"Why not?" Michael said. "If he fails, you die anyway. You should help protect the world. How can you say you want to help mortals if you won't fight when the true battle starts?!" They had slowly started to get closer to each other. They were now face to face and very angry. Michael had gripped his great sword an Paarthurnax had spread his claws.
Suddenly, a explosion lit up Paarthurnax's side. He fell to the ground with a bloody wing. They all looked around to find the shooter. "There!" Josh said after a minute. He pointed to the sky. There was a figure floating there. It had a metallic body with a gas mask on and a grenade launcher in one hand. It had two metallic wings that had missle launchers attached to them. "Raging Raven!"
Notes:Yes! Done! It took me a month and I'm sorry. Don't worry though. Undaed has been pestering me to write more, so thanks for that. Now, you can tell what will happen next in the story, so not much point in a Next Time, but I will give you 3 more interesting facts in gaming.
, the main character from Gears of War, is also the voice of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time and Bender from Futurama.
2. You all know that Wailord can have an egg with Skitty, which is ridiculous. But did you know that Wailord can have an egg with... Diglet... Yes, Diglet.
3. A Charizard weighs about 195 pounds and is 5 foot 7. I weigh about a Charizard and I'm taller than one.
Now that I've shattered your world for the next 12 hours, I must say good bye. Once again, it is 3 a.m. Ha ha. Back to school. Hope you all survive. Next Time: ...Meh, I'll come up with something tomorrow.