I might not be able to update next week because finals are coming and for some reason I am taking 6 classes so that means 6 finals...what was I thinking?

Enjoy this chapter though...next will be out as soon as I can get it out. (aka after I write it) :)

Sleeping Beauty chapter 3

As soon as I left the fairies went inside to begin working on their ingenious plan.

"Won't she be surprised a real B-day party...no more watching people have parties." Sasuke stated.

"Yeah, and a real B-day cake as opposed to the fake plastic ones that we've had thus far." Naruto said thinking about cake, mmm cake. The cake is not a lie!

"Yes and a dress a princess can be proud of and will wear all the time." Itachi added taking out some pink material.

"I'll get the wands." Sasuke offered.

"No, foolish little brother we are not allowed to use magic because then we will be found." Itachi explained.

"Then how are we supposed to organize a party and make a dress and a cake?" Sasuke asked.

"We will have to make them the old fashioned way."

"This will end badly."

"Probably." Itachi agreed.

"I want to make a cake!" Naruto shouted.

"But you can't cook anything other than ramen." Sasuke said.

"It will be fine." Itachi said putting a stool in the middle of the room.

"You don't care about anything other than her wearing the dress." Sasuke shot back giving Itachi a weird look because he simply sat there staring at him. "What am I supposed to do?"

"You are going to be the dummy so that I can make the dress." Itachi stated simply.

"I hate you." Sasuke spat out.

"Stand still." Itachi said ignoring his brother and tossing the material over Sasuke's head.

"Okay so three cups of flower." Naruto says while holding up two fingers and then proceeds to use three different cups to measure out the flower, "Two tsps, what is a tsps?"

"It's a teaspoon dobe."

"Hold still Sasuke." Itachi growled.

"This dress looks ugly."

"Of course it does, it's on you not someone pretty like the princess."

"No I think this atrocity would look bad on the princess too."

"Hush."

"You know Itachi after today she will be come a princess and we have to give her back." Sasuke smirked taunting Itachi.

"We have had her for 16 years." Naruto added.

"16 wonderful years of staring, do we have to give her back?" Itachi asked.

"Yes." Both Naruto and Sasuke told him. Poor Itachi was overruled.

"Fine, we need to finish this before she comes back." Itachi told them and they all went back to work except Sasuke who went back to being a dummy.

"I'm alone in a forest what shall I do...I know sing and talk to myself!" I said beginning to do just that. Then this bird started singing and I matched it's song. Take that bird I can sing your little song. I can even add words too, hah! I win.

Now the birds are going around waking up the poor animals. I caught an owl! I am just going to cross this highly unstable bridge which is a fallen tree. The animals are stalking me now. Run away! Maybe if I keep singing they won't attack.

Conveniently in the valley there is a prince, I mean a male, who has a captain's jacket I mean a jacket.

"Do you hear that, Kakashi?" the male on the horse asked his horse after hearing someone singing in the middle of the forest. I wonder if the horse does hear it. I personally think the prince is a little crazy for talking to his horse, especially after he hears an echoing voice in the forest. The guy seems to have a screw loose, but for the sake of the plot we are going to pretend the horse can understand him and there is a voice singing.

"What is it?" He asked. Why I do believe it is a voice that is singing, how can you not know that? "Let's go find out." Kenpachi, I mean the male said and went to make his horse go towards the sound but the horse said no.

"Oh come on! Would you do it for some carrots?" the male asked the horse and the horse said no. "Fine would you do it for some porn?" he asked and the horse immediately started to go towards the voice.

Sadly for the prince no one told him not to fall into a lake before he left the house so first he somehow fell off his horse and then fell in a lake. Kakashi sheepishly came over to him and took off the male's hat and Kenpachi splashed Kakashi. Water fight!

As I was singing my I wonder song...I noticed that there was one of every animal except for the owl. Where are the other owls? Is he all alone? Utterly Awone? Wait is that bird green?

Continuing with my song I walk to this conveniently located cliff that overlooks this really pretty white castle. Why haven't I noticed it was right there before? I am going to lean on this, also conveniently placed, tree so that I don't randomly fall off the cliff. Hey randomly falling off cliffs can happen. It can happen to me anyway. Green chameleon bird is gone.

"Sigh, I had a strange dream last night." I told the animals. They seem to be listening so I might as well go with it. "You know how Itachi doesn't want me to meet anyone? I fooled him I had a dream where I did. Take that Itachi." the animals looked at me as if to tell me to go on so I did. "Well we walked together and talked together. Although the talking was about fighting and the walking was me running away. Then he takes me into his arms and I should have listened to Itachi..." I said then I stop and look at the animals all eager to hear, "Like I'd go on perverts." all the animals looked really said.

"You know Kakashi there's something strange about that voice. Maybe it's some mysterious being?" the prince random male Kenpachi said. Why yes it is a mysterious being, thank you for noticing. The prince continued to talk to his horse as he took off his shoes, he's too cool for shoes. "Thieves! Little fuzzy animal clothes stealing thieves!" Kenpachi shouted as he watched his captain's jacket and his snazzy new boots literally walk away.

I was humming while petting a chipmunk. It's the cutest thing, must pet! When I noticed some of the animals come while wearing someone's clothes. That explains the yelling of the word 'thieves' before.

"It's my dream prince." I said humoring the poor lonely owl. I started dancing with him because I was bored. I started singing "I know you I walked with you once upon a dream..."

As I was dancing Kenpachi and his horse Kakashi came to the clearing and watched me dance. Perverts. They both had the same interested look on their face. I didn't even know horses could have that look on their faces.

Anyways...I got to the chorus of the song, "If I know you I know what you'll do..." I sang but stopped when I felt someone's hands on my wrists. Then I heard a deep voice finish the song. I quickly looked behind me to see my molester.

"I didn't mean to frighten you." Kenpachi said grinning. Somehow we don't believe you.

"It's not that," I lied," It's just that you're a--

"A stranger?"

"Yeah, one who won't let go of my hand." I said wondering if he was a prince. Itachi did say that princes don't let go. I can see myself coming back to the cottage... Hi Itachi this is random prince guy, yeah he got a hold of my hand and wouldn't let go. Yeah I remember you telling me not to let me that happen. He's sneaky though, came right behind me while I was fraternizing with the animals. Naruto fraternizing means talking and being around. No I don't know how to make him go away...yeah it would be something like that.

Preview from next chapter:

"When will I see you again?"

"Never."

"What?"

"Never."

"Tomorrow?"

"No."

"The next day?"

"Maybe some day."

"I'll see you tonight." He called ignoring my wishes on the matter completely.