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anonymous review replies to
Jackie:
Thanks, and yes me too. Oh, well at least I have publishing rights to my book.
Kelsey:
Thanks I'm glad you liked it. Yes, they really did have sex in the last chapter. She was just being a little eager to do it again.
RJ, EB lover:
Thanks, it's always nice to have encouragement :)
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A/N: Watching Fellowship of the Ring and trying to write fanfiction for Twilight at the same time is never a good idea . . .
This takes place when Jake and Nessie come home after their "romp" in the meadow.
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--Jake's POV--
I am so dead. As soon as I walk through the door of the Cullen's mansion (and have I mentioned it freaking HUGE) seven vampires are going to rip me to shreds. Why? You ask. Well I'll tell you.
I just deflowered their daughter/niece/granddaughter. (several times I might add) And wow. That girl's damned amazing.
I'd like to know where she learned some of those tricks she employed on me. Oh, wait, no I don't. Sometimes ignorance IS bliss.
Any way back on topic, I am going to die.
We go inside to the sound of loud discussion (e.g. Emmett and Jasper fighting AGAIN) I wonder what set them off this time.
Their "talk" goes something like this:
Emmett: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Jasper: *laughing his butt off*
Emmett: IT'S NOT FUNNY JASPER, I BET ON THAT!!!!!!!
Jasper: Dude you've got to know better than to bet against Alice.
Emmett: Gah, she did it just to spite us.
Edward: *Gasp*
Oh. Shit. I grab Nessie's hand and she looks nervously up at me. Edward comes out of the living room, crossing his arms and not saying anything.
We are engaged in a stare down when Bella comes into the room. Edward looks away from me and they make eye contact, I'm sure they're communicating mentally.
Then Edward breaks the silence saying "Renesmee, talk to your mother. Jacob come with me."
I give Nessie's hand a squeeze then follow Edward outside onto the porch
"I'll not beat around the bush with you Jake. What's been done is done. And while I don't condone it, I can't say that I'm surprised." His voice is . . . amused?
"What?" I say finally finding my voice
"Mind-reader Jake. For the last year, the both of you have been quite single-minded. Please don't take this the wrong way, but if you hurt her . . . I WILL NOT hesitate to tear you limb from limb." the last was low and dangerous
"Edward, I would sooner kill myself before I'd hurt her. You know that." I look him straight in the eyes as I give voice to my thoughts "She is my light, and my soul. My conscience and the keeper of my heart. I could not live if something happened to her."
"Just how far would you be willing to go for her?" Edward asks testing me
"I'd die for her." I declare
"Well, alright then." He says turning and going inside
"Jake?" Nessie says coming out onto the porch "You'll never believe what just happened to me."
"I'm sure you'll tell me." I say wrapping my arm around her shoulder
"But, that's no fun! You HAVE to guess." she says leaning into my shoulder
"Come on Whelp, lets go for a walk. Then you can tell me." I say taking her hand and stepping off the porch
"Guess Jake." Nessie demands easily keeping pace with my longer stride
"Fine. You were accused of being brutally raped, and are now seducing your rapist off so that you can kill him."
Nessie starts laughing and I fake a hurt look.
"What you wanted me to guess." I say feigning innocence
"Yes, but I didn't think you'd come up with something so ridiculous!" she protests
"Well you'll just have to tell me what really happened then." I say easily
"No . . . I don't think I will."
"You know you want to."
"No. I don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"Do too."
"Do-"
Nessie breaks off as I silence her with a swift kiss.
"I win." I say lightly
"No. I win." She replies wrapping her arms around my neck, and then our mouths meet and all thought of talk is forgotten
"Ness . . ." I say huskily gesturing to the still visible mansion behind us "Don't you think we should take this to someplace a little more . . . private."
"Very well." she sighs
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A/N: Next chapter: lemon & what happened to Nessie!
Okay, now I just need to get this out of my system, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU EVIL JERKS!!!!! ahem, poor Boromir, even though I don't like him that much, it still sucked the way he died. And OH MY GOSH!! Haldir is soooo hot.
Anyway, review and you get the chocolate covered Wolf or Vamp of your choice. (which ever way you are so inclined)
Oh, and there's a movie quote embedded somewhere in this chapter, can anyone spot it? Hint: it's from PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl.