Sorry about how long it took to get this out and how short and preview-less it is. Next week I will definitely have a more normal chapter out. I just didn't have time. Sorry!

Sleeping Beauty 4

Some stuff happened and we wound up dancing and one thing led to another...but I still could not get away. In a desperate last attempt to get rid of the prince I took him to my favorite cliff, the one with the tree. Maybe there could be an accident and he might accidentally on purpose fall/get pushed off the cliff. Stupid cliff is backfiring now his arm is around me.

"What's your name?" the male asked.

"Itachi told me not to tell any guy my name, in case they are stalkers." I informed my future stalker. He was so shocked that he stopped holding me. I got away! Duck under the branch and run for it! "Good bye!" I called not wanting to be rude.

"When will I see you again?"

"Never."

"What?"

"Never."

"Tomorrow?"

"No."

"The next day?"

"Maybe some day."

"I'll see you tonight." He called ignoring my wishes on the matter completely.

"I don't think my cake is a real cake." Naruto whined as his cake melted onto the table.

"Well what do you think of the dress?" Itachi asked expecting to be showered with praise.

"I think you both suck and we should just use magic already." Sasuke replied.

"Fine we will use our wands but first, we need to ensure that no one is spying on us." Itachi informed them.

"Who would be spying on us?" Naruto asked.

"Who wouldn't be?" Itachi asked sounding really paranoid.

"The evil fairy Linda, remember her Dobe?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh yeah her. Fine I'll seal the fireplace." Naruto suggested.

"Fireplace? Don't seal the fireplace what if we forget to unseal it, then we could die due to the smoke." Sasuke scolded as he shut the door and covered the windows and did other such things while Itachi day dreamed about something...

"Fine."

"Okay, Naruto you make the cake. Sasuke you clean up this mess that you made. I will make a lovely pink dress." Itachi said before using his wand and making a pink dress poof into existence. Such hard work Itachi had to do.

"Stupid Itachi always making me do the cleaning just for that I am going to make the dress blue." Sasuke muttered to himself as he made the dress blue. Instantly Itachi make it pink. Then there was a huge color war over the dress causing magical sparkles to fly everywhere. Naruto noticed nothing because he was eating his eleventh bowl of Ramen.

Hitsugaya just happened to be flying around looking for any sign of magic and he saw the sparkles flying around this one cabin house place. Hitsu immediately rush back to Linda after gathering data about the situation. Hitsugaya is really a genius, especially for a crow.

In an uncharacteristic bout of usefulness Naruto actually sensed Candice coming and warned the other two. The other two must have been too caught up in their ultimate battle over the blue or pink dress. That is their excuse anyway. So they all quickly cleaned up the mess and got ready for my return. By ready I mean they hid so they could say surprise when I came in.

"Itachi? Sasuke? Naruto?" I questioned walking in then I noticed the dress and the cake, "Who left the candles on the cake on fire then left the room?"

"Surprise!" Naruto shouted jumping out happily.

"Surprise." Both Uchiha's said cooly.

"Today was such an interesting day in my life, just wait until you meet him."

"Him?" Itachi questioned honing in the the word 'him' and glaring at the word.

"Yeah there was this dude in the forest and he had my hand..."

"I told you not to let guys get a hold of your hand." Itachi scolded.

"This is terrible." Sasuke added.

"Why? Other than the I have a stalker part."

"You're already betrothed." Itachi said glaring more because he does not want to admit that.

"When did that happen?" I questioned trying to remember.

"When you were born."

"Oh."

"To prince Kenpachi." Naruto added unhelpfully.

"Wait a prince?"

"You're a princess." Naruto informed me.

"Really?"

"Yes, and you must never see that boy again." Itachi added for good measure. I started crying at this point.

"I'm sorry." Naruto said sadly.

"No, no. These are tears of happiness because I don't have to deal with the stalker now. Thank you fairies!" then I skipped up into my room and went to sleep.