I actually completely forgot about the existence of this story for a week...sorry. I think the next chapter will be the end of this story. I will probably take suggestions for what story to do next. Your options are pretty much any fairytale/disneylike story that I haven't done yet.

Sleeping Beauty 5

"No sign of her yet." Shikamaru sighed as he laid on a bench.

"Of course no you aren't even looking outside." Chouji remarked eating all the food that was on the table. Then Chouji clapped for a waiter, even though it was Shikamaru's house and the waitress, Tsunade, brought out some whine. Chouji took the bottle after the waiter poured two glasses. The waiter sneakily drunk one of the glasses. The waitress is sneaky, like a ninja.

Then there was happy drunk revelry. The waitress got drunk and then lost all her money in the most epic go fish game ever. (Not Goldfish Linda Go Fish). The waitresses name, if you were wondering even though she never appears again (except maybe a cameo at the end or something) was named Tsunade. The minstrel also joined in and got so drunk he drank wine from his instrument. He was also a pervert named Jiraya. All in all it was a normal evening in the kingdom of really big birthday parties but no spinning wheels.

For some odd reason they also built a random castle and were planning to have the prince and princess move in there. There were some plans made too. Too bad the plans were drawn with crayon by some random kid coughKonohomarucough.

"Kenpachi is here." Some random voice announced.

"Thank you random voice." Chouji greeted.

"Your welcome."

"What a polite random voice." Shikamaru pointed out. Then Chouji magically appeared on some stairs as Kenpachi rode into the castle while the people there cheered. Why did they cheer you ask? Well that is because if they don't Kenpachi will ask them to fight with them.

"Kenpachi!" Chouji greeted. "Put on something suitable, you are going to meet your future bride."

"I have already met her."

"You have?"

"Yes I have, I even caught her." Kenpachi said then started singing after picking up his father Chouji for no apparent reason.

"Why is he singing?" the random voice asked.

"I haven't the faintest idea." the Narrator responded.

"He's dancing too." the random voice pointed out.

"Creepy." the narrator agreed.

"What is all this catching people nonsense?" Chouji asked after Kenpachi put him down.

"Yes I definitely caught her."

"Who?" Chouji questioned confused.

"The mysterious being, I mean girl." Kenpachi said as Kakashi nodded his head in agreement.

"So you don't even know who she was?" Chouji questioned wondering about the sanity of his son.

"Some peasant girl I suppose." Kenpachi answered, "And I will marry her. I caught her and everything."

"You're going to marry some peasant girl?"

"Yes." Kenpachi answered simply before hopping on Kakashi and riding off. Why he left the forest where she was in the first place I shall never know. He could have saved himself a trip if he had just stayed there, in the meadow with the random cliff that has a tree. It's not like he ate anything when he went home he just talked to his father. Seems like a pointless trip to me. Anyway back to the story I suppose.

Back with me...

"Here take this cloak to hide your identity just in case." Sasuke said handing me a very blue cloak much to Itachi's disappointment.

"My very own cloak? For me! Best present ever!" I said happily putting on the cloak.

"Um, aren't your supposed to be upset?" Naruto questioned.

"Oh yeah. Ummm sad." I said while grinning because I had a pretty blue cloak.

"Okay so we are going to sneak into the castle like the ninjas we are." Itachi informed us.

"Um, last I checked we were fairy's and not ninja." Naruto pointed out.

"Well that definitely will make this harder. I was hoping we could use our super cool ninja sneaking skills, but since we are fairy we will have to just sneak normally." Itachi said sadly.

"Um, why am I the only one with a cloak?"

"Cloak's don't fit over our pointy hats." Sasuke informed me.

"If we are sneaking all incognito-like then why aren't you guys hiding who you are?" I questioned.

"I don't know." Naruto responded.

"I guess it is a good thing that you are not ninjas then." I muttered to myself in my lovely cloak.

After the fairies snuck into the castle, all not ninja like, they commandeered an empty room. Sasuke locked the door, because that would keep out the evil fairies, and Naruto closed the blinds, because that means no one will ever see what was in the room.

"One last gift for you." Itachi announced.

"Is it another cloak? Is it black?" I questioned excited with the prospect.

"No, it's not a cloak." Sasuke replied while rolling his eyes at me and ruining my hope of another cloak.

"It's not a cloak but the symbol of your royalty." Itachi answered a lot nicer than Sasuke.

"It's shiny." Naruto added.

"It's shiny? I want it." I said excited once more.

"Here's your crown." Itachi said as the three of them used their magic to make a crown and put it on my head. I was so happy that I had gotten both a cloak and something shiny in the same day that I cried tears of happiness.

"Come on, let's leave the princess alone in the room so that the plot can continue." Itachi ordered.

"What if that boy she met comes to take her away?" Sasuke questioned once they were out of the room.

"I'll kill him." Itachi answered.

"Um, we're the good fairies I don't think we can do that." Naruto responded.

"Who said I would use magic?" Itachi questioned with a really evil look on his face. Yeah, he's definitely just pretending to be a good fairy, the pink is just to lure you into a false sense of security.

Back in the room...

"Hmm, there's some random creepy music playing..." I mused looking around for the source of the music. "Why'd the fire just randomly go out. That can't be a good sign."

"Green Ball!" Linda said appearing creepily in the fireplace.

"It is green." I agreed.

"Green light of Hypnotism!"

"Oh, pretty green." I said before getting up and heading towards the green light. Head towards the light! Oh no my cloak fell off. Can't go back to get cloak...evil green light of hypnotism. Oh look there's a door in the fireplace, I wonder why I didn't notice that before.

Back with the fairies...

"I don't see why she has to marry a prince anyway." Itachi grumbled sulking.

"It's not our choice." Naruto said sadly, he was going to miss the ramen. Wait a minute, Naruto has his wand which means...Ramen time!

"Dobe, stop eating Ramen at a time like this."

"But Sasuke, it's Ramen time."

"Listen." Itachi said randomly.

"I hear creepy music." Naruto answered, him being one of the few people in the world who can listen while talking.

"Linda!" the three of them said in unison as they walked back into the room, without knocking.

"Why did we leave her alone?" Itachi questioned.

"The plot." Sasuke replied.

"Ah yes, the plot." Naruto agreed.

"Princess!" the three of them called out to me but I could not hear them due to the fact that the music was too loud. Then the fireplace turned into a fireplace. Wow, what a good use of magic.

Preview from next chapter:

Up the staircase. Wait stairs. Too lazy. Laziness versus hypnotism: laziness lost, wow that's a first.