TPoS Ch 1.
I wake up on the floor and look up at Rossis "Can you get me out of this thing?" I ask.
She stares at me and asks "You won't attack us again?"
I give her a look that says "Are-you-fucking-dumb?" I look over at Karbro and say "You mind getting the sickle out of my eye?" He stares at me in shock for a couple of seconds and then nods. Karbro walks over to me and grabs the sickle, I tense up. Karbro yanks out the sickle and Indigo flies everywhere. "SHIT THAT HURT!" I scream. After a minute I've calmed down I say "Bro you mind cutting me out of this?" He nods. I smile up at him. "Also sis you're gonna have to get off if bro's gonna cut this off." I say looking at her. She gets off of my back after a second. She moves out of the way and Karbro cuts off the ropes with ease. I get unsteadily and grin at them. "Thanks." I say still grinning.
"No problem GAM GAM." Karbro says with a small smile.
"Hey sis, bro I'm so fucking sorry for letting Him do that to you guys..." I say sadly.
"It's fine Gamz33." Rossis says.
I smile at her and say "Not really..."
"Oh for Gog's sake it's fine GAM GAM." Karbro says. I smile sadly at them and think 'No way in hell will this happen again.'…. Well I was kinda right kinda wrong. The more I think about the more this point will become moot. It doesn't matter right now... I'm getting off topic. I look at them and say "So what now?" And just as I say that Fedbro wanders in and says "I THINK HE NEEDS A HAT TOO."
I smile at him and say "Really Fedbro? Do you have the guts to give it to Him?"
Fedbro stares at me and says nothing. I chuckle and say "Of fucking course not. Not even I do and I am Him. If I was to give Him a hat how would I go about doing this?"
"GOOD QUESTION. HE STILL NEEDS A HAT." Fedbro says.
I chuckle and say "Yea yea Fedbro we know He needs a hat. Maybe it should be yellow..."
"YELLOW… IT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PURPLE…" Fedbro mutters and continues to mutter for a while. I smile. I walk over to the couch and sit down on it. I look over to {Word 413! YAAY!} my friends and smile again.