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A/N: Thank you Kat Heartkins for this idea. Btw, I should let ya'll know I'm feeling extremely evil today. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! - OK, got that out of my system. This take's place three months after the last chapter. Um, chapter starts at Jake's house, let's say that Billy is out "visiting" Sue.

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I stretch languorously, and turn to look at the still sleeping man beside me. Long russet hair covers his face and he is snoring lightly. I smile as I lean over him and hug him happily.

I slowly get up, keeping quiet so my man doesn't wake up, he is really tired. But then so am I, after last night. After the fourth time I stopped counting.

Stepping into the bathroom, I suddenly feel nauseous and stumble to the toilet. I dry heave several times until finally the feeling subsides.

I have been feeling strange for the past few weeks but I don't know why. I should probably let Grandpa check me out. Silently and efficiently I wash and dress.

Peeking into the bedroom, I see Jake, still soundly sleeping. I leave a note on the nightstand.

I step outside into the cool morning air and breathe deeply. I set off jogging toward home, opting for the silent route.

Fifteen minutes later I'm on the front porch and stepping inside. Following the sound of television, I step into the living room to see my family gathered around a lacrosse match.

"Lacrosse?" I say smirking "What happened to football?"

"Not in season." replies Emmett glumly

"Nascar starts next week though." Jasper says happily

"Baseball is on ESPN2." Alice states dancing over to Jasper and settling gracefully into his lap

"Volleyball is on ESPN3." Carlisle ventures from his position on Esme's lap

"Check the naked channel." Emmett says grabbing the remote

"Don't even think about it." Rosalie replies smacking her husband

"Aw, Rose we all know you like it." smirks Mom abducting the remote "Now what's on the movie channels?"

"Nooooo!" howls Jasper "Please!! No more chick flicks! I can't take it anymore!"

"Woah, Jazz. You're sounding a bit wolf-ish." Emmett snickers

"Hey, let's watch Outlaw Josey Wales!" Jasper says seeing one of the titles

"No, Jazz, didn't you hear? The north wins." Emmett says gravely

"I want to see the Ken Burns Civil War special." declares Alice

"WHAT!! My own wife against me . . ." Jasper moans

"YES!! Dark Knight! We are so watching it!" Mom shouts triumphantly

"Well, I GUESS that's all right." Jasper says straightening, trying to act as if he isn't happy.

"Jazz, I got to tell you . . . your acting . . . it sucks man." Emmett says shaking his head sadly

Jasper casually flips Emmett off as he settles back to watch the movie.

In all this time Daddy hasn't spoken a word and his eyes haven't left me. He almost imperceptibly nods as he rises and I follow him to the kitchen.

"Daddy, what's wrong with me?" I ask softly

"I have a hunch." He replies his eyes are smoldering black and the look on his face is not one I've ever seen before

"Carlisle," he says in a normal voice

"What is it?" Grandpa asks coming into the room

"Nessie needs a check-up." Dad says quietly

"Let's go up to my office, then." says Grandpa just as quietly

I follow him into the room and sit in one of the leather chairs.

"What's the matter?" Grandpa asks slipping into doctor mode

"I've been feeling . . . off, for the past couple weeks. I've been feeling nauseous and I haven't needed to or felt the urge to hunt in over a month." I say thinking

The expression on his face doesn't change as he says "Well, I'll need to perform a couple of tests, but I am 90% certain of what is "wrong" with you."

"Okay." I reply as he readies a needle

"There we go, now I just need a urine sample and I'll bring these in to the clinic."

"When will you know?" I ask

"Within the hour." Grandpa replies smiling

Half an hour later he's back and pulls me away from The Dark Knight.

"Well, your test results are in." Grandpa says happily

"And?" I ask impatiently

"It seems my earlier prognosis was incorrect. When studying your physical capabilities . . . I somehow forgot to cross check with were-wolf capabilities. Therefore my previous diagnosis was . . . misinformed." He says slowly

Behind us the rest of the family has come into the kitchen.

"Grandpa, just tell me." I say firmly

"Very well, Nessie, you are pregnant." He calmly states

"WHAT!!" "HUH??" "HELL!" "Aww." "Yes, I knew it!" I hear behind me.

"Are you sure?" I ask softly

"Positive." Grandpa states

"I'll KILL him." Daddy growls

"Count me in." says Jasper says lowly

"Me too." Emmett says cracking his knuckles

They are gone before I have a chance to even blink.

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Outlaw Josey Wales: an excellent Clint Eastwood movie, extremely sad, and will without a doubt pi$$ you off.

The Dark Knight: Excellent, I give it 4.5 stars. Also sad, and Joker pi$$es me off, severely. I have no idea why, he just does.

Ken Burns Civil War: a documentary on the Civil War.