Evil computer deleted this entire chapter for no apparent reason...Had to retype it...ignore spelling ang grammar [like usual :)]. I am also up to suggestions of which story I should work on next...Alladin, Little Mermaid, Peter Pan, Cinderella, little Red Riding hood, or any others you can come up with...

Sleeping Beauty 6

In green hypnotism land

Must follow the shiny. Must follow the shiny green ball. I always follow the shiny. Up the staircase. Wait stairs. Too lazy. Laziness versus hypnotism: laziness lost, wow that's a first.

Will this staircase never end? Oh wait the shiny is still here. Another staircase and you Mr. Shiny expect me to walk up it. Oh wait, I am already walking up it.

With the Fairies

The three fairies were desperately trying to push themselves through the brick fireplace.

"Wait a second, we have magic." Itachi pointed out while pointing his want at the fireplace and making it turn back into a doorway.

"Princess!" the fairies called out hoping to gain my attention. Yeah not happening the shiny is too, well, shiny...and green. "Where are you?" They called out looking around the room and then realizing that there was only one way to go, up the staircase. Why they looked around the entire room shouting for me I shall never know, I was too busy following the shiny.

"Princess!" they called out and they even looked outside a window for me. Good job guys... because I am floating outside a window right now...brilliance.

They continued searching for me, shouting my name every so often, and even passed an area that had a fork with three ways. They split up but instantly knew I went strait. What we are not going to mention is the fact that I don't remember going over that much flat space all I remember are stairs.

Back with Mr. Shiny (and me)

Finally no more steps. The trouble with these castle is all these bloody steps. Wait the steps were bloody? I wonder then look behind me at the stairs and realize that no they are regular steps not bloody ones. I'm supposed to be doing something...oh I am hypnotized. Slowly walking towards the shiny.

The shiny has turned into a spinning wheel! A green glowy one. Must touch shiny spinning wheel.

"Don't touch anything." Itachi warned me...I heard his voice.

"Touch it. Touch it I say. Peer pressure, peer pressure." Linda's voice commanded. Then I touched it. The voice told me to and it was green and shiny, how was I supposed to say no.

"You poor fool thinking you could defeat me, ME!" Linda shouted.

"When did you get here?" I questioned.

"Shh, you are supposed to be asleep." Linda reminded me.

"Sorry." I replied falling to the ground as if asleep. Nap time.

"Here's your precious princess." Linda said before evil laughing away. Without coughing for once...it was a good evil laughter day.

"Does that mean she's mine now?" Itachi questioned.

"No." I...i mean the narrator said. I couldn't say it since I was sleeping, not faking at all.

"I'll never forgive myself." Sasuke muttered.

"You shouldn't." Itachi said back.

"We're all to blame." Naruto said.

"No just Sasuke." Itachi stated.

Back with my Father and my party that is happening without me...how rude

"Hey, Shikamaru." Chouji said nervously.

"Not now Chouji, can't you see I am doing nothing?" Shikamaru scolded as he sat in his throne half asleep.

"Well it's about Kenpachi." Chouji said.

"Kenpachi, let me guess. He got in a fight?"

"No."

"He secretly loves some random peasant girl and all our plans for brining peace to our two kingdoms is now ruined, and thus we will go to war?" Shikamaru questioned.

"Um, not exactly." Chouji explained poorly. Luckily Chouji was interrupted by a trumpet going off.

"The sun has set." A voice called out.

"Thank you captain obvious, I would have never known that the sun had set aside from the fact that I can see it." An annoyed voice called out.

"Hey I am just doing my job here."

"You job is to announce when the sun sets?"

"Yeah."

"How come I never heard it before?"

"Usually I just tell one person and rely on word of mouth to get around, I thought I would announce it today since the princess is coming."

"Showing off for the Princess, I see well good work then."

"Thanks." He said then the party started. There were fireworks and happiness but one thing was missing, me...the princess...remember the person who you are throwing this party for.

Back with the fairies in the tower

"She's not as much fun to look at asleep." Itachi mentioned as he messed with the blanket they put over me.

"Poor Shikamaru and the queen, who apparently isn't important enough to get a name (Sakura)." Naruto said.

"They are going to be heartbroken when they find out, and Sakura will probably punch us really hard." Sasuke said not looking forward to the beating he expected he would receive.

"Then they won't." Itachi said getting an idea. And ingenious evil, I mean good yeah he's good, idea. "We'll put them all to sleep, Hide the failure. We did not fail. If it is ever discovered it was all Sasuke's fault."

"How long are we putting them to sleep?" Naruto asked.

"Until the princess wakes up or they all die." Itachi explained.

And so Naruto found a CD of the sleeping Beauty soundtrack and started playing it making everyone fall asleep with it's choir like music. The song also revealed the entire plot.

Meanwhile in ignorance is bliss land aka with Kenpachi

"Man it took a lot longer to get here then it took me to get back to the castle..." Kenpachi noticed as he rode Kakashi up to the cabin in the woods. Kenpachi took two big steps to the door and then fixed the bells in his hair and looked to Kakashi to make sure that he looked alright. Kakashi was already ignoring him, then Kenpachi remembered Kakashi was a horse and not a ninja and so he began to care less about being ignored by a horse, but it still stung. Hurt his pride. Kenpachi knocked on the door.

"Come in." Said a voice that sounded oddly like Linda and not Candice (me the princess). Kenpachi being an idiot, I mean brave man, came right into the cottage. The door closed behind him and instant attack! Kenpachi was caught.

"Man I like this girl more and more." Kenpachi attempted to say but he was gagged. While the prince was being captured Linda watched occasionally cheering for her minions and saying "Yay, violence" every so often. Hitsugaya watched the whole proceedings, not helping, with his usual glare.

"I set the trap for a peasant and I catch a prince...lucky day, lucky day!" Linda exclaimed. "Let's kidnap him now. Gently minions."

"Why?" Asked minion number 8.

"Because it wouldn't be fair if I just killed him now."

"You were willing to kill the princess right away."

"No I was willing to wait 16 years to kill her."

"Why?"

"I like 16 so shut up."

"Uh huh."

"Away with you." Linda shoo-ed away minion number 8 since all the other minions were already gone.

Preview from next chapter: SB End!

"Gasp!" They all dramatically gasped when they saw a bell on the ground.

"Dun dun dun!" the narrator sang.

"Wait, a bell?" Itachi asked confused since he had no memory of the prince, he has selective memory.

"It's the prince's." Naruto explained remembering the bells because they were shiny.

"Oh, so she has the prince. I should just go try to kiss the princess then..." Itachi stated.

"You already tried that." Sasuke pointed out.

"Five times." Naruto agreed.