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A/N: This chapter is for all the people who wanted Edward to kick Jake's butt in chapter four. I am malign, yes I am, everybody say it. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Oh, and italics = wolves-in-their-heads-communicating.

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SLAM!! I jump awake only to be propelled backward through the wall, I and my attacker land outside, his hand at my throat.

Yup, you heard me correctly, I'm being accosted in my own home. By my imprinted's father and uncles, no less.

"I'd get explaining if I were you." Edward snarls, his hand dangerously close to crushing my windpipe

"Explain WHAT??" I manage to choke out, the wolf in me growls

"Don't TOY with me!!" He says shoving my head back hard enough for me to see stars

That's IT, I phase, howling for my pack. Seth, Leah, Quil and Embry howl in response. They are coming.

The blood-suckers have gone mad. I tell them

Snarling and snapping my teeth, I shove Edward off me and back up a few feet. My loyal pack gathers beside me.

I knew they couldn't be trusted. Leah snarls

What's going on Jake? Embry asks growling

I'm not sure. I tell them eyeing the vampires in front of us.

"Ed, calm down." Jasper says grabbing Edward's arm

"Why?!" Edward snarls trying to escape Jasper's grasp, but Emmett grabs his other arm restraining him

"They have no idea why you're mad you idiot!" Emmett shouts rolling his eyes

I roll my eyes at the blood-sucker's stupidity.

Edward stops struggling and looks at me, his eyes smoldering obsidian.

"Renesmee is pregnant." he states half growling

WHAT!!! Leah is surprised

Holy Crap! from Quil

Sweet! Seth is happy

Dude! I hear from Embry

I phase back to human (ignoring my nudity) "HOW?!" I say in disbelief

"Well, you see . . ." Emmett says coming up to me and putting an arm around my shoulders "When a man loves and/or has very strong feelings for a woman-"

"I know HOW it happens, you idiot! I just don't know HOW!!" I say shrugging out from under his arm

"Carlisle figured wrong! That's HOW!" Edward says angrily yanking his arm from Jasper's grasp

I turn and make a shooing gesture at my pack, they are clearly enjoying this to much.

They leave, albeit slowly.

"So Ness . . . she's pregnant?" I say

"YES!!" all three vampires reply irritatedly

"Okay, I need to get dressed then." I say stepping through the giant hole in the wall. Pulling on random clothing I grab my keys and head out to my car.

Where three vamps are waiting for me.

"What are you doing?" asked Jasper

"Got to go to town, pick something up. I'll be back tonight. Don't tell her ANYTHING." this last directed at Edward as I get in my car and drive away, leaving two confused vampires and one bound to silence

"I will never understand were-wolves." states Emmett

"Don't be stupid Emmett." Jasper sighs

"Let's go home guys." Edward says turning and starting to run, his brothers keep pace with him.

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A/N: and there it is. The End.

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