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A/N: First off I would like to say, My poll is now closed. The winning gender won 14 to 6. Stay tuned to find out his/her name.

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"C'mon, daddy! Please?" I was whining, while eating chocolate covered raspberries and strawberries.

"Nope!" Dad was being disgustingly cheerful, even if he did look slightly disgusted at my eating habits "No can do! Not my secret to tell. Besides you're always complaining about not having enough privacy." I shoot him a dirty look.

"Eww, how can you eat that?" Emmett asked coming into the kitchen, his hands and shirt covered in grease stains

"It's the baby." I sigh, ooh, cantaloupe! Daddy chucked softly, listening in. "It's making me eat." Dad and Emmett share looks of disbelief as Jasper sidles into the kitchen.

"Disgusting." Jasper states dryly, averting his eye's from my cantaloupe (also covered in chocolate) "Yes, it's a horrible." Emmett says with pseudo-worry. "Poor Nessie, having to carry the spawn of the mutt." Daddy is fighting to keep a straight face, but I just glare at their teasing.

"I need some more chocolate." I say conversationally to the room at large.

"Why madam! Allow your humble servant to assist thee in thine plight!" Emmett says bowing extravagantly

"No, no, please milady, allow ME to help thee!" Jasper said rushing to the refrigerator, Emmett and Jasper pushed and shoved each other, both trying to be the first to help me. They grabbed the bowl of fondue chocolate at the same time and engage in a stare down.

"I could also use some watermelon." I state, again to no one in particular, but Emmett releases his hold on the bowl of chocolate and runs for the watermelon in the fridge. Dad is now snickering into his hand.

"Losers." Rosalie states rolling her eyes, as she comes into the kitchen. "Which one of you two court jesters wants to race? I want to see if the Ferrari can beat my Lamborghini."

"Not I, miss." sniffs Jasper, acting wounded "I must stay to attend the young Lady." all this accompanied with vigorous gesturing.

"I'm afraid I'll have to decline as well, perhaps one of the upstairs maids can assist thee?" suggested Emmett.

"Fine . . . I'll find Bella." Rosalie stalks out. Her golden mane waving behind her.

"Ahem! Now that you two are here, I'll go find Carlisle and Esme." said Edward, barely restraining his laughter.

"I wouldn't if I were thee. " Emmett put in pompously "The Lord and Lady of the Manor requested that they not be disturbed for awhile. Perhaps you could instead weed the south gardens."

"No, no, he should weed the west gardens." inserted Jasper nodding his head importantly.

"Emmett, Jasper . . ." Dad growled "Tsk. Tsk. Edward art thou still here? Get thee to the north gardens!" Emmett ordered

"East gardens." argued Jasper

"When did we get gardens?" I asked, not expecting an answer.

"Uh, right now." Emmett smirked "Which is why that young scoundrel needs to tend them, they haven't been planted yet."

"Over my cold dead body!" Dad stated calmly, lounging in his chair. "Besides I'm older than you.

"Now Edward, that is moot. You're already dead. Besides is that anyway to talk in front of our lady?" Jasper inquired, shaking his head.

"Got any grapes?" I ask looking amused

"Of course my lady!" Jasper rushed to the fridge again "Red, green or purple?"

"All three." I decide nodding

"Emmett! Fetch our lady a blanket! We shan't allow her to catch cold." Jasper ordered

"Of course, wool, flannel or fleece, milady?" Emmett asked bowing low

"Um, none of the above." I say, then grinning "However if one of you fools would get me some ice cream, I shall overlook your . . . mistakes."

Dad is shaking in silent laughter. Then a voice from the door way asks "This a private masquerade or can others join in?"

"Jake!" I cry out happily, Emmett looks over to the door, a strange expression on his face, then he states "Ah, finally the mutt has returned. You may clean the drawing room, then clear out the upstairs hall closet."

"As mate to the expecting mother, I'll be stay right here." Jake further proved his point by plopping into the chair next to mine. "What's to eat around here?"

"The manor's Cullenary experts shall see to your . . . desire for copious amounts of food." Jasper stated, getting more food out of the fridge and pulling various things from the cupboards.

"Why Sir Jasper, was that a pun?" Emmett asked delightedly

"I do believe it was!" Jasper replied, acting surprised

After Jake finished eating, he took me by the hand and led me outside. A beautiful half-moon shined down upon us.

"Nessie . . . I'm sorry for leaving today. But I needed to go into Phoenix for something . . ." then under the clear bright shining stars, Jacob Black knelt on one knee, he took a velvet box out of his pocket, flipped it open, and said "Renesmee, will you do me the honor of not only being my mate, but also my wife?"

"Yes." I say, and he stands, slipping the ring onto my finger. It's beautiful, a gold band, a princess cut diamond, and two emeralds.

"I love you." He whispers, and picks me up bridle style, carrying me back toward the house. He stops just before the porch "You can come out now." I call happily, and my family rushes out, surrounding us with love and well-wishes.

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A/N: Please review on your way out.