A/N: So... This is short... mostly since I don't have any reviews telling me what to write next... *hint hint* and yes this is going to be a bunch of one shots! :D
Dear Journal,
Well being stuck in Thranduil's dungeon can make you forget what day it is. The only thing I know is that it is still 2941 And that is what has happened to me, that and I really like this girl..., but that's a story for another time! Anywho, if you don't know where the 'Eleven king' lives then I will tell you. He lives in Mirkwood. You know where all the creepy weird overly large spiders live? Yeah. That's the place. I don't know for the live of me what he sees in this place though... It gives me the creeps! ... ok I'm done with the dots its kind of hard on my patience...
Ugg! I need to write but I can't think of anything to write!
Gee-whiz!
...
I'm kind of tired...
Zzzzzzzz...
Thranduil is a loser!
I hope Bilbo finds a way for us to escape..
Thats it! I'm done!
love,
Kili
A/N: I know I know! Its boring! Don't burn me PLEASE?! This 'chapter' (if you could call it that) is in honer of Desolation of Smaug. Which I haven't seen yet... D': And yes I know of the Tarelil/Kili pairing and personally I DON'T like that ship. Its not right! Kili is supposed to love me! (Take that Cowgirltori88! :P ) BTW I kinda need a Beta? So if you know a good one will you PM me on how to reach him/her? Thanks! And what was the other thing I was wanting to say...? Oh! Yes. PLEASE! Let me know if there is a one shot that you want me to write? PLEASEEE? Just drop me a review! or PM me! I REALLY like hearing what you guys have to say! Oh and another thing...THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS MY MOST POPULAR STORY EVER! I MEAN THIS STORY HAS HAD 9-SOMETHING VIEWS! HAJSFNKJOSITSDFKLSJDTKJDFH! ITS JUST- I- I LOVE YOU GUYS! YOU ARE STINKIN' A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. LIKE THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING YOU ARE! AND THANKS TO ALL WHO FAVORITED/FOLLOWED/READ/REVIEWED ETC! And Tori (guest who was to lazy to sign in to her FanFic account.. Cowgirltori88!) I know that it isn't very realistic it wasn't made to be I was just having fun with it :D Love you bestie! So yeah. You should know the drill by now but just in case you forgot I'll lay it out for you!
Step 1: Scroll till you see a box that says 'type your review here...'
Step 2: tell me what you thought, any ideas etc.
Step 3: (now this is the tricky part) Press 'Post review as (insert guest name/username)
Step 4: Smile 'cause you have made my day!
~GRLD over and out!~