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A/N: The style of this chapter is somewhat different from previous ones. Sorry for the wait, real life sucks.
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Two weeks later and they were waist high in Alice's wedding preparations. Much to everyone else's chagrin.
"Honey, I know you love Alice . . . but I don't think I can take much more of this." Jake looked worn, his eyes tired.
"I may have an idea . . ." I say, looking around quickly.
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"Ness, I think eloping was the best idea you've ever had." Jake stated, grinning at his very pregnant wife.
"Too bad there isn't any cake though . . ." Nessie replied looking around, as if a cake might be hiding in the small chapel.
"..." Jake looked at her exasperatedly.
"What? I'm hungry!" she protested "It gets this from you. As I almost never eat."
Jake just sighed, and then thought about getting a vasectomy. No, wait, he liked being masculine, aw crap.
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three months later
"Oh my god! I want this thing out of me now!" Nessie, was, er, unhappy. Yes, that would be the word for it.
"This is all your fault! When this is over you are never getting sex again!" Nessie looked over at the nurse "He's never really loved me, he only ever married me because he was scared of my family."
Jake exchanged a suffering look with the poor RN.
"Alright Mrs. Black, you can push now." Carlisle stated grinning
a few minutes later
"Oh Jake, he's beautiful." gushed Nessie, now happy, and not at all an evil demon woman.
"Yes, you did great honey." Jake replied smiling.
"Yeah, cuz you didn't do anything you jerk! I'm never sleeping with you again!" damn hormones.
Out in the hall the sound of the young mother's family, and the young father's pack could be heard laughing.
And so, Jesse James Black came into the world, 7 pounds 3 ounces, 22 inches long, and a head full of black hair.
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After the rest of the family was allowed in the delivery room, a nurse passing by on her rounds heard "YOU NAMED MY GRANDSON AFTER A MURDERING OUTLAW!!" she quickly scurried past.
the end
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A/N: Please review on your way out. So I know this chapter was short, but it is the end, and there will not be a sequel. I would love it if people wrote me a few drabbles relating to the last paragraph though ;)