"Welcome back!" Greenie greeted her fans. "How are ya'll?"

Everyone in the audience stands cheered.

"I thought so!" Greenie yelled excitedly. "Legion- are you guys ready?"

"NO!" Everyone yelled.

"Is this show even licensed?" Brainy asked.

Greenie ignored his question. "For the first dare-" Greenie looked down at her papers. "This one is from our fans from Colu."

Brainy shook. "What?" he asked meekly.

"I dare Brainy to hold hands with Shrinking Violet," Greenie read. She looked up at Brainy and Violet, both of who were blushing. "You heard it!"

Brainy inched a little closer to Violet. "This is for our own good," he mumbled as a blush formed on his cheek. He held Violet's hand.

"Your hands are warm, Brainy," Violet snorted and looked at him.

"How sweet!" Phantom Girl cried.

"I wouldn't say anything yet," Timber Wolf warned. "You could be the next one…"

"Next dare!" Greenie squealed. "This one is from 1000GreenSun- I dare Kell-El to wear a pink tutu for the whole chapter!"

"What?" Kell paled.

"You heard her!" Greenie snapped her fingers and a pink tutu magically appeared on Kell. Greenie faltered for a minute, but regained her posture.

"This is embarrassing," Kell mumbled.

"Next one!" Greenie announced. "Here is a dare from DisasterCode7. Send Lightning lad to my house and clean my room."

"NO!!" Lightning Lad cried. "Why can't Timber Wolf do it? He likes to bake!"

"Sorry," Greenie gave an evil grin before she sent Lightning Lad to a giant marble mansion. "The faster you clean it, the faster you can come back here!"

"But I don't-" Lightning Lad looked at the lavish house. "Where do I start?" he mumbled. "CARPET FLOORS? SPROCK!"

Back at the Television Studio:

"Alright, this next dare is from Sarcasticyetsexy- I dare Brainy and Violet to make out every five minutes. I dare Saturn Girl to tell Lightning lad and Cosmic Boy which one she FINALLY wants to date...I DARE KELL-EL To admit he's in love with Louise...AND I DARE PHANTOM GIRL AND TIMBER WOLF KISS ALL THE TIME!" Greenie said. "Whoops," she snapped her fingers. "We're going to need Dim Lightning Bulb for this."

"YAY!" Lightning Lad cheered when he saw his teammates.

"Pipe down!" Greenie grabbed some popcorn. "Brainy, Violet- What are you waiting for?"

Brainy and Violet inched closer together, very slowly. Eventually, Greenie just pushed them together.

Saturn looked at Cosmic Boy and Lightning Lad nervously before telling her answer. "I'm sorry," she said softly. "My true love is fat-free oreos."

"…Didn't see that coming!" Greenie exclaimed. "Kell, I believe you have a confession to make…"

"Who's Louise?" Kell asked, scratching his pink tutu, which made Greenie stumble.

"…You'll learn later," Greenie looked around for Timber Wolf and Phantom Girl, who had already started making out. "Okay then…Next dare is from JudeDeluca: : Chameleon Boy has to pull the ultimate prank on Batman, a prank to make the Joker green with envy." Greenie smiled.

"Um…." Cham nervously rubbed his neck. "I'm not a talented prankster, really…"

Greenie snapped her fingers and suddenly the Batman and Joker appeared, mid-fight.

"Say," Joker said in his incredibly high-voice, "Where are we?"

Cham snuck behind Batman and dumped some powder down his bat-suit.

"AHHHHHH!!" Batman cried as his bat-suit turned pink. Greenie faltered again as Joker scowled.

"I'm supposed to do that-" Joker started, but never finished because Greenie sent Batman and Joker back to their time.

"Next dare!" Greenie cheered. Everyone else groaned. "Here is a dare from chapati92- 1) a boy (or multiple boys) could dress in the uniform of the female in their pairing (eg TW in PG uniform) or just general girly clothes. 2) Embarrass Cosmic Boy in so many ways. eg. make him do the chicken dance. :) 3)I know this is more truth than dare but you could make the legionnaires admit who they like and why."

"We've already done the third one," Saturn Girl said.

"Oh well, there's still two other ones I have to make you do!" Greenie snapped her fingers and all of the male legionnaires were in their ladies uniform.

"HEY!" Cosmic Boy and Lightning Lad cried at the same time. Both of them were in Saturn Girl's pink outfit.

Greenie shrugged. "It's not like I could put a fat-free oreo in a pink," Greenie stuttered, "outfit," she finished. "COSMIC BOY- DANCE!"

The Chicken Dance music started and Cosmic Boy couldn't stop dancing. "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck-" he sang against his will.

"Alright," Greenie sighed. She snapped and all of the embarrassing clothing was replaced with the legionnaire's usual costume, although Cosmic Boy was still dancing in the background and Timber Wolf was still kissing Phantom Girl. "The last set of the day," Greenie sighed. "These are from doombunny13: 1) Timber Wolf has to act like a puppy ALL DAY. That means no talking or standing and he has to let people pet him. 2) Have Violet pretend to be an idiot's conscience (by sitting in their ear.) 3) Cham acts as Batman. That way, everyone will fear the caring/happy/funny dark knight (at least until the real one kills him...) 4) Have Brainy go insane," Greenie said in one breath.

"We can't have you two die of lack of breath, can we?" Greenie snapped her fingers and Timber Wolf was sitting like a dog and Phantom Girl was pouting.

"Puppy!" she smiled and started petting him. Triplicate Girl and Bouncing Boy followed in suit. All Timber Wolf could do was growl…

"Lightning Lad, you're an idiot," Greenie looked at Violet, who made out with Brainy for the last time and shrink herself onto Lightning Lad's shoulder.

"This is gross," Violet mumbled before landing on his shoulder. Chameleon Boy jumped out from behind a curtain, wearing a Batman suit.

"What?" he shrugged. "She was going to make me do it anyway," Cham threw a batarang at a target and hit Greenie's green blazer instead.

"That's enough for you," she growled before putting him in a straightjacket and tying him to a chair. Greenie smiled evilly, showing her fang-like canine teeth.

"Brainy!" she snapped her fingers and Brainy's eyes widened. Suddenly, Brainy started bouncing all around the studio.

"Hey!" Bouncing Boy cried. "That's my shtick!"

"That's all for today folks!" Greenie waved. "Stay tuned tomorrow for more dares with the Legion!" Greenie said excitedly. After the show finished, Greenie left the studio to go wax her earlobes, leaving the Legion all alone.

"Did you guys notice how Greenie weakened anytime she was exposed to pink?" Timber Wolf asked suspiciously.

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