Sorry Sarccy, Greenie is strictly the host. It goes along the plot line. Sorry! Maybe some other time! Thanks for all of the hilarious dares everyone!
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Phantom Girl sighed. "Let it go, Puppy."
The Legion walked around the studio and tried to find a place to sleep. Eventually the group laid on the audience chairs and Violet shrunk down and slept in the studio dollhouse.
"AHHH!!" Chameleon Boy screamed as he fell out of his chairs. Greenie had just sounded a bullhorn.
"Good morning!" she said perkily. After rounding up the other legionnaires and taking Violet out of the dollhouse, the curtains opened and the cameras started.
"When did we get a dollhouse?" Greenie asked one of the cameramen. "Oh, HEY THERE!" she waved to the fans. "Do I have some good dares today!"
"…This might be bad…" Bat-Cham mumbled.
"You think?" Cosmic Boy asked irritably.
"Shut your cakeholes!" Greenie said peppily. "Let's hear our first dare! This is from Sarcasticyetsexy. ULTRA BOY has to confess his attraction to PG (while TW is present) and watch and TW kicks the snot outta him," Greenie snapped her fingers and Ultra Boy appeared, weird pink costume as usual. Greenie lost her breath, but composed herself quickly so only Timber Wolf could see her.
"Tinya," Ultra Boy took Phantom Girl's hand, which made Timber Wolf snarl. "I have deep feelings towards you," which made Phantom Girl blush. "Will you marry-" Timber Wolf threw Ultra Boy against the wall.
"We're you about to say something?" Timber Wolf said menacingly.
"Yeah, I was abou-" Ultra Boy started. Timber Wolf punched Ultra Boy and knocked him unconscious.
"I didn't think so," Timber Wolf walked away, disgusted.
"Nice acting," Phantom Girl said, impressed.
"Who said I was acting?" Timber Wolf smirked.
"Wow," Greenie blinked, but her surprised was soon gone. "Let's put our hands together for this one- Stormgirl415 dares Phantom Girl to babysit Zyx for an hour, without her powers," Greenie smiled her evil smile.
Phantom Girl paled as Greenie snapped her fingers, sending Phantom Girl to Zarok.
"Oh," Zyx looked disgusted. "It's you. What do you want?" he asked rudely.
"I have to babysit for an hour," Phantom Girl said, scared.
Zyx scoffed. "I don't need a baby-" Zyx fell to the floor as Phantom Girl had knocked him unconscious.
Back at the Studio…
"The Anti Loqax has an interesting dare. Can you make Cosmic boy be pelted by pie??
And that TW should wear a pink dress? That Kelly (Kell el) have a new named and that new name is Susie," Greenie looked at her audience, who were all in suspense. "I sure can, Anti Loqax."
"Um…." Cosmic Boy looked around. "I don't really like being put on the spot. Can we-" Cosmic Boy stopped talking when a lemon meringue pie hit his face, followed by multiple others. "AH! I'm allergic to lemons!" Cosmic Boy ran around, trying to dodge the pie with no avail.
"This is embarrassing," Timber Wolf looked down at the pink dress he was in. Greenie's eyes watered and she turned a pale green.
"Join the club," Kell motioned to the pink tutu he was in. Greenie looked sickly pale, almost if she had jaundice. Oh wait! She had yellow skin to start with…
"Tell me about it Kel-Susie," Timber Wolf looked confused. "I meant Kel-Susie. WHY CAN'T I SAY KELL?"
"That's because Kell's new name is Susie," Bat-Cham said ominously from the shadows.
"You're not very good at that Cham," Triplicate Girl said gently.
"WHOO HOO!" Greenie hopped back onto the stage. "I have a dare from JudeDeluca- . Brainiac 5 must give his intellect to the dumbest member of the group, and vice versa.
2. Timber Wolf and Ultra Boy have to prove their love of Phantom Girl," Greenie chomped on some popcorn.
"Why do you have popcorn?" Cosmic Boy asked as he was pelted by another pie. This one finally made his lights go out and Cosmic Boy fainted.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Brainy ran around and started doing interpretive dance.
"Stop that!" Lightning Lad reprimanded.
"I am your conscience," Violet whispered to Lightning Lad.
"I'm NOT LIGHTNING LAD!" Lightning Lad yelled. Brainy started miming. "Why are you doing that?"
"Do you know how much fun it is to be green?" Brainy asked as he did the Macarena. "I think I'm going to join a recycling club just to say- GO GREEN!" Lightning Lad sighed as Brainy.
"I want my body back," he mumbled as hit some pressure points on Brainy's er, his body and knocked him out.
"I think that first dare just got put into motion," Timber Wolf told Susie.
"I'm KEL-SUSIE!" Kell exclaimed. "That didn't come out right."
Ultra Boy woke up from his Timber Wolf induced coma.
"Fabulous! You can fight over Phantom Girl now!" Greenie squealed. She snapped her fingers and Timber Wolf and Ultra Boy were stuck in a caged stadium full of angry soccer hooligans.
"FOR TINYA!" they battle-cried at the same time and started fighting off the angry fans.
"What did I miss?" Phantom Girl popped back into the studio after an hour. Timber Wolf and Ultra Boy were stilling fighting, even though Ultra Boy had been unconscious for a while.
"Here's a dare from moonie44foreternity. Brainy must deal with Brainiac (from Smallville) for the whole chapter," Greenie bit her lip. "We're going to need Brainy for this one," Greenie snapped her fingers and Brainy and Lightning Lad's heads flipped open and their brains, covered in a golden light moved to the correct body. A dark haired man appeared in the distance.
"Who are you?" Brainy asked suspiciously to the dark-haired man. The man smiled, as if he were a vampire.
"Brainiac 5," the man strolled around the Coluan. "I am Brainiac Prime," he cracked another vampire-like smile.
"That's funny," Brainy said through clenched teeth. "I thought you'd be uglier."
"Don't be like that," Brainiac scolded. "Don't you want to find out family secrets? We can go shopping, get some ice cream, hit on girls, you know- bonding," Brainiac seemed serious.
"…" Brainy was speechless. "Sure, Grandpa," Brainy looked like he was about to cry.
"Wow," Greenie blotted her eyes with a tissue.
"I didn't see that coming," Saturn Girl said.
"Here's a dare from Marth HEART Smallville- 1)Hm. . . how about we make Kell and Superman battle it out? 2)Can it involve Smallville? If so, one of the male Legionnaires has to do some stuff (ya know what I mean). . . with one of the girls from Smallville. Or vice-versa. Like, Kell and Lana (weird much) or some girl and Bart (make note of the fact that he's The Flash). You can change the pairings around if you want, and pick someone for Bart. 3)Someone has to pretend to be Joker, and then get killed by Bats, and then Chloe has to heal the guy," Greenie said.
"If I battled my clone, wouldn't I still win?" Superman asked.
"Supes, Susie," Greenie snapped her fingers. "Have fun!"
Superman and Kell-El were put in another caged stadium, because Timber Wolf was still beating the sprock out of Ultra Boy.
"I can't hit a girl," Superman told Kell.
"I'M NOT A GIRL!" Kell cried.
"You're name is Susie…" Superman sighed. Kell growled and punched Superman, knocking him unconscious.
"We have a winner!" Greenie held up Susie's hand. Superman and Susie went sent back to the studio and stood with the other legionnaires.
"One of you will be lucky enough to have the night of your life with The Flash!" Greenie announced. She took a hat and pulled a slip of paper out. "Susie!" Greenie cheered before sending her/him off to the 21st Century.
"This is uncomfortable," Kell-El looked around.
"Hola, chica!" Bart sped into the room. "You looking forward to tonight?" Bart took out some whipped cream from his fridge.
Back in the 31st Century…
"Duh nuh nuh nuh," Bat-Cham was singing the Batman theme song.
"Stop fiend!" Batman swooped in and threw a batarang at Bat-Cham.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Bat-Cham screamed his last words before he was knocked unconscious.
Greenie snapped her fingers while she was reading 'The Art of Earlobe Waxing' by Harry E. R. Lobbe.
"Where am I?" Chloe looked around. She saw poor Bat-Cham and assuming he was dead, she placed her fingers on his face as a blinding light encircled the two. As the light died down, Bat-Cham woke up and saw a petite, blonde and unconscious girl next to him.
"You fiend!" Batman cried. "What did you do to this poor, innocent, hot girl?" Batman picked up Chloe bridal-style and swung away.
"…." was all Bat-Cham could muster.
"Here's the last set of dares for the day," Greenie announced sadly as the audience groaned. "I know, I know. These are from Bffl- Cham has to get drunk. TW and PG have to kiss. Cosmic boy has to give Superman a piggy back," Greenie looked at the legionnaires. "What are you waiting for?"
"I feel horrible!" Bat-Cham cried as he chugged another bottle of liquor. He tossed the bottle into a pile of 25 empty ones.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Look at all the pretty colors!" Bat-Cham sprung up. "I'm Bat-Cham!" Bat-Cham took out his batarang. He fired his grapple hook and swung away.
"I don't think that's good," Phantom Girl looked at Bat-Cham swing away.
"I've been waiting for this," Timber Wolf kissed Phantom Girl sweetly. Ultra Boy saw the two and collapsed, again.
"YAY!" Superman woke up from his unconscious state. He hopped onto Cosmic Boy's back, who was still running away from the pies.
"That's all for today folks!" Greenie waved good-bye at her audience and within minutes everyone was gone.
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