TPoS Ch 7:
"Hey, sis, mind carrying me upstairs, I kinda can't move." I say and she nods. She picks me up and gets up. She walks up the stairs and turns left. She puts me down and opens the door. She picks me up again and walks into the room ducking. "Sis, you don't need to duck." I say chuckling.
"I d0n't want y0u t0 g3t hurt…" She says.
"I won't though sis. These doors are like 7 to 8 feet tall."
She pouts "Still, I d0n't want t0 tak3 an unn3sscary risk."
"Sis, walk back to the doorway please?" She sighs and walks back to the doorway. "Now lift me as high as you can ok?" She does rolling her eyes. I grab onto the frame and grin. She lets go off my legs. I hang from the frame, and grin.
"M0n3y troll..?" She mutters.
I chuckle, and say "Nope. I'm pretty sure I'm not a monkey." She sighs and walks past me and down the stairs. She sits down on the couch. A slam is heard from upstairs. "Oww….." I groan. "Steeve I'm going to kill you..." Rossis sighs and walks up the stairs.
"What th3 h3ll happ3n3d?"
"Steeve let go... It's hard to hold on with only one hand." She sighs.
"Why did I kn0w this w0uld happ3n?" She mutters and picks me up.
"Mind helping me into my Recoopricoon?" I ask and she nods. She lifts me up and helps me into the Recoopricoon. "Thanks sis…" I say sleepily and drift off. I honk occasionally in my sleep.
-MORE TIMESKIPS because he's just sleeping.-. –
I open my eye and look around. 'Oh look I can move, great.' I smile and push myself out of the Recoopricoon. I walk over to the bathroom that is only in my Respiteblock and walk inside. I take off my slime covered clothes and throw them into a bin. I turn on the Abulation trap. I get inside and wait until the water reaches a certain point and turn it off. I wash the slime off and clean myself. Little did I know Rossis was rolling around on the floor and then someone walked into my hive and took her. You can bet I was pissed when I found out. I let the water out and grab a towel. I dry myself and walk out of the bathroom. I grab a clean set of my clothes and put on my face paint. I put on my clean set of clothes and walk out of my Respiteblock and down the stairs. I walk out the door and activate my Chucklevoodoo and look around. I grin and take out my clubs. My eye turns more and more red. I grin wider and walk into the forest growling so loud the ground shakes. I walk around still growling. The ground shakes and my grin widens and my eye darkens. "Where are you~?" I call and keep growling. I see them and grin wider. I sneak up on them and poke the asshole that took Rossis with my club and honk loudly. "Honk honk motherfuckers." I say with a huge grin. He screams and I cackle "Oh Gog! You should have seen your face!" I say in between cackles.
"N^t funny!" he says trying to recompose himself.
"So, who the hell are you and why'd you take my miracle?" I say my eye red as all hell and my grin twisted.
"My name's Evaner…" He mutters. "And she's n^t safe with y^o!"
"Bullshit. She's more safe with me than anywhere else." I growl.
Rossis steps in and says "St0p fighting!"
"Sorry Rossis.." I mutter. "Is it so wrong that I want to kill the asshole that took my personal miracle?!"
"If th3 assh0l3 is my m0irail y3s."
"…" I sigh. And Fedbro walks out of the forest and I call "Fedbro! Stay there. I want to talk to someone whose throat I don't feel like ripping out." I walk over to him and sigh again. "C'mon we're gonna go a little farther away."
He looks at me and says "I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT HOMICIDIAL."
"I am, just not to you. Like I said, I want to talk to someone I won't feel the urge to rip out their throat if they talk, excluding Rossis, because I could never hurt her."
He chuckles and says "THAT'S WHAT I MEANT." I walk past him and sit on a tree stump.
"…Why the hell do I want to kill him?" I mutter.
"BECAUSE HE TOOK ROSEIA?"
"…Could be.. Hey bro, do you think you could make me an eye patch? I mean I know you're good at hats, but do you think you could try to make an eye patch?" He nods and takes out some string and begins to form it into a shape. When the shape is complete he adds sequins.
"TO MATCH YOUR HAT." He explains and hands it to me. {I lost the link, sorry. -.-}
I put it on and say "Do I look better?"
He nods and says "WELL AY THING IS BETTER THAN YOUR SCAR TISSUE." I smile.
"Thanks bro." I say and get up. I walk over to the two and drape my arm possessively over Rossis' shoulders. She wiggles a little. I glare at Evaner. "Can I kill him now?" I ask.
She sighs "Nu."
"But! But.. but.."
"Nu."
"..I need to leave." I mutter and flashstep to the town. I grin and look around. I see two shit bloods I sneak up on them, my clubs twirling my grin grows. I raise one of my clubs and hit one of the shit bloods on the back of the head. I grin and twirl my other club at the other shit blood. I grab both bodies and flashstep to a nearby building side. I take out a carving knife and a bunch of paint brushes. {.I don't care, he uses paint brushes. Fuck using his hands.} I cut open the two bodies and brown flies over me. I grin. I dip a paint brush in the brown and begin to paint. When I finish it's a picture of the Summoner, but it's missing something… But what? I sigh and walk away into further downtown. I see two rust bloods and grin wider. I walk over to them, I snap one of their necks and use its horns to impale the other one. I grab both of their bodies and flashstep back to the building. I rip the rust blood that was impaled off of the other one and cut open the other one using my carving knife. Rust flies over me. I grin, and cover my paint brush in the blood and paint again. When I finish the Summoner has a dragon next to him, and his symbol is on its head. {….Basically imagine the picture of the Summoner when he's first introduced.}