I've gotta warn ya'll, this chappie is relatively long...

For those of you who left dares such as 'I get to meet Brainy', sorry, I didn't add those in…I wasn't sure how to write it, plus I got quite a few dares like that.

doombunny13- YOU LIKE DETAIL? HUH? HUH? I'm just kidding! I tried to add some extra detail in here, I hope you like it!

BTW, Louise is REALLY OOC in this chappie, FYI.

I didn't realize how many Smallville fans were on here…Thanks for all of the dares and the reviews!

Disclaimer: I still don't own anything…

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The next day, Greenie came into the TV Studio, chock-full of dares.

"Oh my," Kell whispered.

"Tell me about it Kell," Timber Wolf added.

"You said my name!" Kell exclaimed.

"…."

"SUSIE!" Greenie said peppily. "Are you ready to start?" she smiled. "And that's a rhetorical question!"

Kell narrowed his eyes.

"Welcome everyone!" Greenie waved at her fans. "Here is dare from my buddy DisasterCode7. Anyhoo, I have a challenge. Make all of the male Legionnaires swing on vines and scream like Tarzan. With those loin cloth things, and have all of the girls wear the dresses that Jane wears. Oh! And make all the guys talk in Tarzan. Like, Me Tarzan, You Jane? And...turn Cosmic boy into a monkey...playing...bongo drums!!"

"What?" Cosmic Boy exclaimed.

"Alright. I don't wanna go blind, so the guys don't have to wear loincloths, and the girls don't have to wear ugly dresses. I don't want to go deaf either, so everyone just talk normally."

"That's all of the dare," Saturn Girl pointed out.

"Not all of it," Greenie smiled evilly as Cosmic Boy turned into an ape. He had a light gray coat of fur and a purple emblem on attached to his foot.

"AIIIII!" he screeched as a lemon meringue pie hit him.

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"Here's the next dare!" the fans cheered. "Here is a fare from Sarccy- COSMIC BOY MUST BE SLAPPED BY EVERY FAN OF THE SHOW... Cam...morph into a teddy and stay that way. Kell-el meets Louise finally and they make out...FINALLY! Shrinking Violet must pose for playboy!"

No one knew what to say after that, except Greenie of course. "Since this has to stay PG-13, Violet is excused from that last dare…" she looked at Brainy sympathetically.

Every one of the fans stepped down from the studio bleachers and formed a line. Each of them were handed a rotten meringue pie.

"I don't believe in animal abuse, so," Greenie grumbled again as she snapped her fingers, restoring Cosmic Boy to his original form.

Each one of the fans walked to Cosmic Boy and slapped him square on the cheek, tossing a pie on his face. After what felt like hours, Cosmic Boy emerged with pie shells and lemon meringue all over him, and multiple bright red handprints all over his face.

"I. Hate. You." Cosmic Boy angrily sat down, but not before turning into an ape.

"Bat-Cham?" Greenie asked.

"Reporting for duty!" Bat-Cham said enthusiastically.

"Great!" Greenie snapped her fingers and Bat-Cham morphed into a green and orange teddy bear with a black batman costume.

"How cute!" Mia picked it up.

"I know!" Greenie squealed. "Wait…How did you get here?"

"Who?" a tall, peachy, green-eyed, black-haired woman walked into the TV Studio. "I'm here to see a Greenie. Know where I might find him?"

"I'm a girl," Greenie corrected the woman. "Who are YOU?"

"I'm Louise Laine," she smiled.

"You're Louise Laine?" Kell said incredulously. "Funny…I thought you'd be fatter."

"What?" she shrieked.

"Nothing…You wanna make out?" Kell shrugged.

"I thought you'd never ask, handsome," Louise walked over to him and kissed him. Kell kissed back and eventually the two were sprawled over some chairs in the audience, making out.

"Okay…." Phantom Girl rose an eyebrow.

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"Here's a dare from Stormgirl415- Make Kell have to deal with whatever fans he has? Shrink Timber Wolf? Cham get stuck in skunk morph for a full hour?"

"You aren't practicing proper punctuation!" Brainy reprimanded Greenie sadly.

"What happened to him?" Timber Wolf asked Lightning Lad.

"He's just upset that Violet didn't have to-"

"SHUT YA PIEHOLES!" Greenie screamed. She composed herself and straightened out her green pinstriped blazer and softened her parrot green hair.

All of the female fans in the audience ran down to the stage wildly and shoved Louise away from Kell.

"AH!" the girls wearing 'I LOVE Superman X' shirts squealed. One by one, each of them planted a kiss on Kell, making Louise very mad.

Finally, Louise snapped and attacked the Kell-El fangirls.

"HE'S MINE!" she clawed at the rabid fangirls.

"Wow," Lightning Lad walked up to the shocked Kell. "It's been a while since girls have fought over me…"

"NO!!" Timber Wolf cried as he shrunk to the size of an ant. "Hasn't this already happened?"

"Puppy?" Phantom Girl squat down and picked up her bite-size love interest.

"Don't step on me!" Timber Wolf said, which sounded high and squeaky to them. Phantom Girl's mouth curled into a smile.

"I'll just have to put you somewhere safe," she smirked as she put Timber Wolf in between her cleavage.

"Hey, this isn't so bad!" Timber Wolf squeaked.

"Whoever you are, we need Bat-Cham for the next dare," Greenie snatched Bat-Cham teddy from Mia and she snapped her fingers, turning Bat-Cham into a skunk. He was orange and had his Batman cowl along with a green line running down his body.

"EW!" Dream Girl crinkled her nose as Bat-Cham walked past her, spraying her with his stinky odor.

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"Here is a dare from Killer-Chan- Timber Wolf has to remove his clothes, but he can still keep his boxers on (sorry ladies: it is a T) and run around the stage and through the audience, swinging his clothes above his head saying "Naked is free!" Over and over again while he runs for at least 30 laps. Yes, 30 laps. Oh and I think Brainy and Kell should join," Greenie smiled evilly.

"Brainy, Kell, Timber Wolf," she grinned.

"Violet didn't have to do the playboy thing!" Brainy cried. Greenie just laughed as Phantom Girl handed her shrunken Timber Wolf.

"Traitor!" Timber Wolf exclaimed.

When all three of the guys were at normal size, Greenie snapped her fingers, stripping them to their boxers.

Timber Wolf had pink kitty boxers on, Brainy had purple boxers with little computers on them and Kell was wearing Superman X boxers.

"What?" Kell asked innocently.

Phantom Girl, Violet and Louise were giving hungry looks at the guys while they picked up their clothes.

"My lawyer will be in contact!" Brainy said right before the guys started running against their will.

"NAKED IS FREE! NAKED IS FREE!" they screamed as they slung their clothes around in circles.

"It is isn't it?" Greenie smirked as the commercials came on.

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"So, you know the plan?" Greenie asked the suspicious man wearing a dark trench coat.

"I do," he nodded. Greenie pulled out the jar full of colorful auras and showed it to him.

"They aren't going to see this," she motioned to the glass jar.

"They will not," he tipped his hat to her and walked off.

"Perfect," Greenie smiled evilly, revealing her pointy teeth.

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"YOU GUYS!" Timber Wolf ran up to the Legion.

"Put some clothes on," Lightning Lad complained.

"I just heard Greenie! She's got an evil plan!" he waved his arms in the air like he just didn't care.

"Timber Wolf, drop it," Cosmic Boy said solemnly. "We'll find a way out."

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"Welcome back!" Greenie cheered. "Here's a dare from the LadyProtecta herself! I want Vi to actually confess her love to Brainy and Brainy and Vi to share their very real first kiss for a very, very long time. I want Kell to babysit at least 25 kids that are hyper and will not sit still and yes you can use Tito as one of them who will annoy the life out of Kell with his wheel chair. Skittles must confess that she loves her fluffy Wuffy gang of stuffed animals and hug them all," Greenie took a big breath in.

"This is awkward," Phantom Girl phased the Legion away, leaving Brainy, Vi, Greenie and her tub of buttered popcorn.

"Brainy," Violet put her hand on his shoulder.

"There's something I need to tell you," both of them said at the same time.

"You first," they said again.

"Um, Violet, I feel that we, um, that I really like you, more than a friend, and um," Brainy stopped his nervous stuttering when Violet smiled at him.

"I feel the same way," Violet snorted as she kissed Brainy.

"Aww," Greenie shoved some popcorn down her esophagus. "NEXT DARE!" she exclaimed as she snapped her fingers, sending Kell to a…daycare center.

"Where am I?" Kell looked around.

"Can you read me a story?" a little boy asked.

"I make boom-boom," another snot-nosed kid gurgled.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" a little boy sped around in his wheelchair.

"NO!" Kell cried but the kid bumped into him. "Stop that!"

The little boy went even faster, phasing through obstacles. Kell chased after him, with little avail.

"AH!" Kell screamed as he slipped on a roller-skate. "Stop snot-nosed brat!"

"I have a name," the little kid stopped. "I'm Tito."

"Tito," Kell stopped the wheelchair, but Tito phased away from his grasp. "NO! SPROCK YOU GREENIE!"

Back at the TV Studio…

"My name is Anita, BUT CALL ME SKITTLES," she yelled, but softened. "And I have a confession to make."

Everyone clapped.

"I love my Fluffy Wuffy gang of stuffed animals!" she cried as she hugged them all.

Greenie coughed and paled at the sight of so many pink stuffed animals. "Next dare!" she choked out, sending all of the pink back where it belongs.

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"Here's a dare from DisasterCode7- You could make them all disco dance for a really long time. With wigs and bell bottoms," Greenie said.

"Disco? That's like from the 20th Century," Bouncing Boy said. Greenie just shook her head and snapped her fingers.

The whole Legion was ready to disco. Everyone wore the outdated wigs and clothing in their colors.

"This is embarrassing!" Kell cried.

"More embarrassing than Killer-Chan's dare?" Brainy inquired.

Greenie cued the disco music and a disco ball opened from the ceiling. Strobe lights started flashing and the dance floor was full of legionnaires.

"Disco!" everyone started disco-dancing as they sung along to the music. The hustle, the bump, the hitch-hike and the disco fox were among the moves performed by the Legion.

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"Bffl wants all of the legionnaires to do a dog pile, Brainy has to give SV a make over, TW and PG has to watch the scariest films of Bouncing Boy's 21st century films. AND Cham has to morph into a Ballet Dance and knock LL unconscious while sleep walking in his ballet dance form," Greenie looked up from her papers. "What are you waiting for?"

"Dogpile!" Bat-Cham morphed into a dog and jumped on top of the legionnaires. The legionnaires piled on top of one another with Greenie sitting on the top.

Brainy and Violet were in one of the dressing rooms (not like that, you pervs). Brainy was giving Shrinking Violet a makeover.

"How bad is it, Brainy?" Violet asked him.

"Not bad," he shrugged.

Violet opened her eyes and looked in the mirror. She had on green foundation, light green eye shadow, dark green lipstick and a light layer of blush.

"BRAINY!" Violet shrieked.

"…Yeah?" Brainy said nervously.

"I look COLUAN!"

"That's the only kind of make-up I ever learned to apply," Brainy was scared.

"It's okay," Violet kissed Brainy. "I kinda like it…"

Back at the TV Studio (Stage)…

"AH! Don't open the closet!" Phantom Girl buried her face in Timber Wolf's shoulder.

"AH!" the hooker on the television screamed as a giant hand engulfed her.

"That's enough," Greenie turned the television off.

Unbeknownst to the Legion and Greenie, Bat-Cham had fallen asleep and started sleep walking, or more accurately, sleep-dancing.

Bat-Cham morphed into a Bat-Ballet-Dancing-Chameleon and did several pirouettes.

"Chameleon Boy?" Lightning Lad said bewildered. "What are you-" Lightning Lad was about to fall unconscious from Bat-Cham's strike, but Greenie paused everything.

"Unconscious was SO yesterday," Greenie rolled her eyes.

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"Here's a dare from the Anti Loqax. Cosmic Boy should be pelted with rotten apples (or pie), TW should have a tea party in that dress with Mr. Fuzzy Wuzzy, Mrs. Pickle fart, and Susie (Kelly). There should be CUMBER SANDWITCHES AND TEA WITH ALOT OF SUGER! Cosmic Boy should have a bon fire and the fire wood would be the "Book" he keeps talking about."

"Oo oo ah ah!" Cosmic-Ape scratched his armpit.

"We've already done the first one," Triplicate Girl said.

"Yeah, I almost forgot you were here…" Greenie snapped her fingers and Timber Wolf and Susie were sitting at the tea table.

"Not again!" Kell/Susie cried.

"Would you like some tea?" Mrs. Pickle Fart asked in a heavy British accent.

"Sure," Susie answered.

"May I have some cucumber sandwiches?" Mr. Fuzzy Wuzzy asked.

"Okay," Timber Wolf said slowly, passing the finger food to him.

"You're a dearie!" Mrs. Pickle Fart pinched Susie's cheek (on her face!).

"NO!" Timber Wolf cried.

"What?" Susie sipped some English tea.

"WE'RE OUT OF CUCUMBER SANDWICHES!" Timber Wolf sobbed. Susie pat him on the back uneasily.

"So," Greenie said as the camera refocused onto her. "Cosmic Ape, will you do the honors?"

"OO OO! AH AH!" Cosmic Ape jumped up and down angrily. He protectively held his book, unwilling to toss it into the bonfire.

"That's going to be hard to get out of his reach," Greenie chuckled. She snapped her fingers and a bright light engulfed the book, sending it straight to the fire.

Cosmic Ape could do nothing else but weep. And weep sorrowfully, he did.

"Here is the last dare of the day," Greenie paused. The crowd 'aww'ed, and Greenie continued on. "TheHuntresse wants Lightning Lad to kiss Saturn Girl and Timber Wolf to bake a 12 ft cake for Phantom Girl."

"So…" Saturn Girl licked her lips in anticipation. Cosmic Ape jumped up and down angrily. Lightning Lad came closer to Saturn Girl and sweetly kissed her on the lips.

"Can we do that again?" Lightning Lad asked her. Saturn Girl pulled him down hungrily and kissed him again.

"Almost done," Timber Wolf held Phantom Girl at bay. He squeezed some pink icing on the twenty tier strawberry cake and sprinkled a few pink sprinkles on it.

"Done?" Phantom Girl pleaded.

"Yup! Enjoy!" Timber Wolf stepped away from the cake and Phantom Girl attacked the cake. After she ate fifteen slices, other legionnaires joined in. Eventually every fan, legionnaires and PERSON other than Greenie was enjoying the cake.

"Aren't you going to eat the PINK cake?" Timber Wolf asked her.

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For the record, I did some research on the disco moves…

Also, if anyone wants to leave some dares, could you guys try not to make them shipper based? I think the funniest dares are the ones that aren't based on a pairing or 'ship'.

Today is my birthday! YAYZ! I'm exactly one year older than I was last year! So, I guess this is some kind of present for all of the people waiting for an update. I would have got it up sooner, but MY HOMEWORK IS PURE EVIL!

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