Disclaimer: LoSH belongs to DC Comics…I don't own it, as much as I wish I did. I don't own Green Day, THE MOST AWESOME BAND EVA nor do I own their song, American Idiot. Thankfully, I don't own Hannah Montana and 'Nobody's Perfect'. If I did…bad things would happen to her…
Author's Note: Alright, I was supposed to add a dare of my own into the last chappie…but I forgot…
The lyrics of songs the Legion sings are in italics. FYI, I had to research on Hannah Montana. I know tons of Green Day songs be heart, so no research there! Also, whoever had a dare with Night Girl in it and said I might have to do some research- turns out I didn't have to! I knew about her already.
Night Girl has the super-strength of Supes, UB and Mon-El. The catch is- Her powers only work in the dark. She has a super-crush on Cosmic Boy. That makes me wonder…SG, Kid Quatum II AND Night Girl- WHAT DO YA'LL SEE IN CB1??
People who are very patriotic (for America) and people who are easily offended, please skip the first dare. I don't want any flames saying I'm anti-patriotic. FYI, I know the national anthem (of America), I say the Pledge of Allegiance daily, I've heavily studied the American government, I almost cried twice this Thursday (9/11), and I am a proud American.
I just happen to like American Idiot by Green Day :P
Anyhoo, I hope ya'll like it!
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"Welcome, fans!" Greenie walked onto the stage and waved to her fans. "I missed every one of you so much!" she said happily as she blew kisses to the audience. "But I'm back now, and I have tons of dares. ARE YOU READY??"
The audience cheered wildly, signaling Greenie to snap her fingers, bringing the legionnaires to her.
"Are you guys ready?" she squealed.
"No," Timber Wolf grunted.
"When do we get to go?" Cosmic Ape howled.
"Monkeys can't talk," Greenie rolled her eyes.
"Seriously," Triplicate Girl added. "We've done what you've wanted. We're needed elsewhere, you know, to save the universe."
"I forgot about you." Greenie cocked her head to the right, then scoffed. "Ever wonder why there's The Legion of Substitutes?" she asked rhetorically. "Anyhoo," she turned towards the camera. "I have a dare from my friend 1000GreenSun-"
"That's you!" Phantom Girl interrupted.
"Is there a law against me daring you guys to do something? Wait, I don't have to follow the rules!" Greenie stuck her tongue out childishly to Phantom Girl. "As I was saying…1000GreenSun dares the legionnaires to sing American Idiot by Green Day."
"Green Day? That band is from the 20th Century!" Bouncing Boy said.
Greenie just sighed and snapped her fingers. The music started and the legionnaires looked around. Everyone was wearing punk rock clothing and heavy eye make-up.
"Don't want to be an American Idiot!" Phantom Girl started.
"Don't want a nation under the new media!" Brainy added.
"Can't you hear the sounds of hysteria?" Triplicate Girl yelled.
"The subliminal mind fu-- America!" Kell-El rocked out. He stuck his tongue out and started head-banging.
"Welcome to a new kind of tension!" Lightning Lad sang.
"All across the alien nation!!" Saturn Girl screamed.
"Where everything isn't meant to be okaaaaaay!" Timber Wolf added.
"Television dreams of tomorrow!" Dream Girl sang.
"We're not the ones meant to follow," Cosmic Ape howled.
"AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO ARGUE!" Greenie added.
"Go on, Vi!" Triplicate Girl and Phantom Girl urged. Violet meekly looked around and took a deep breath.
"WELL MAYBE I'M THE FAG--T AMERICA! I'm not a part of the redneck agenda! Now everybody do the propaganda! It's going out to Idiot America!" Violet belted out.
The Legion sang the whole song and finally, the song was over. The audience was near tears, most of them in awe of the Legion's performance.
"Wow," was all Greenie could muster. Everyone stood there, in silence and wonder…but just for a second.
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"NEXT DARE!" Greenie chimed in. "This one is from the LadyGuardianofKeondes: I dare Tito and Kitty cat Rochel to annoy his sister Tinya and Brin non stop throughout the next story. I dare Drew and Brainy to argue bout what is better magic or powers. Vi has to get over her stage fright and rockout on her guitar while singing if she can get over it and Brainy, and her little sibs to help her get over it," Greenie said in a titanic breath.
"We already did the last one," Saturn Girl said.
"Will you stop saying that?" Greenie asked, clearly annoyed. Saturn Girl backed away and Greenie snapped her fingers.
Tito and Rochel suddenly appeared out of thin air.
"What are we doing here?" Rochel looked around.
"BIG SISTER!" Tito sped towards Phantom Girl.
"Are you two getting married yet?" Rochel asked her brother and Phantom Girl.
"Um…" Timber Wolf started.
"Uh…" Phantom Girl added. "Tito! Quit pulling my hair! Go bother Greenie!"
"Okay," Tito and Rochel's face lit up. They went upstairs to carry out their 'evil' plan.
Greenie was standing, looking over her dares- completely oblivious to what was about to happen.
A giant vat of rotten mustard fell from the ceiling, covering Greenie and the legionnaires in a layer of sticky, yellow goo.
"Uh oh," Tito started. "That was only supposed to fall on the mean greenish yellow lady…"
"5…4…3…2…1-" Rochel started.
"TITO!" Phantom Girl yelled.
"YOU LITTLE BRATS!" Greenie screamed. She angrily snapped her fingers, sending the two siblings back from where they came.
"MAGIC!" Drew yelled.
"That is highly improbable. Magic is unreliable and ostentatious!" Brainy exclaimed.
"I SAID MAGIC!"
"POOOOWERS!"
"MAAAAAGIC!"
"POO-" Brainy started.
"SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLES!" Skittles yelled over the two. She angrily walked away, causing the studio to shake. From the window outside, one could see multiple planets shaking.
"Uh oh..." Brainy said nervously.
"I can't believe you said poo!" Drew giggled.
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"Next dare!" Greenie said in a sing-song voice. "LOSHLOVERXOXO wants to HAVE SATURN GIRL MAKEOUT WITH COSMIC BOY!"
"What?" Lightning Lad said angrily.
"You heard it!" Greenie chuckled.
"I can't make out with a monkey," Saturn Girl said softly.
Cosmic Ape started howling viscously.
"Uh oh….Looks like you offended him…" Greenie shook her head sadly. "He's a chimpanzee, not a monkey."
Cosmic Ape calmed down and Greenie turned him back into a humanoid.
"Ready?" Greenie asked. Saturn Girl nervously inched closer to her teammate, but Greenie pushed the two together.
After around twenty minutes, they broke the kiss and Lightning Lad angrily fired up a lightning bolt.
Greenie nonchalantly snapped her fingers and Cosmic Boy turned into an ape again.
"Get back here, you mothersprocking son of a frell monkey!" Lightning Lad chased after Cosmic Ape.
"Du nuh nuh nuh- BAT-CHAM!" Bat-Cham flew past the audience.
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"Alright…." Greenie nodded slowly. "NEXT DARE!! moonie44foreternity wants to Transport Kara Zor-El to the show and make her get along with Evil Brainiac and Brainy!"
"Who's Kara?" Brainy asked.
"Just an obstacle I had to face YEARS ago," Brainiac Prime licked his ice cream.
"Where-Where am I?" Kara looked around at the TV Studio. "This isn't the Phantom Zone…"
"Are you Kara?" Brainy asked her.
"BRAINIAC!" Kara yelled and knocked out Brainy.
"Kara, darling, please behave yourself," Brainiac Prime walked up to her.
"NO!" she said childishly. She knocked out Brainiac Prime. "Mine!" she grabbed his ice cream and flew away angrily.
"So much for getting along…" Greenie said sadly.
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"Oh well…NEXT DARE!! Bffl wants CB has to confess his like for art and draw/ paint, a unicorn and fairy. BB has to admit that he's in love with all the mystical creatures. PLUS! Greenie herself needs to give all the legionnaires a face paint that looks like their loved ones," Greenie finished. "AWW!!" she whined.
Cosmic Ape jumped up and down, causing Greenie to turn him back into a human.
"I LOVE ART!" Cosmic Boy yelled out. "Whoops…I wasn't supposed to say that…"
"I LOVE ALL MYSTICAL CREATURES!" Bouncing Boy added. "Um…" he looked at Triplicate Girl nervously. "I love you?"
Triplicate Girl slapped Bouncing Boy and walked away.
Greenie turned Cosmic Boy into a monkey, er… chimp and he drew a fairy unicorn. Cosmic Ape started howling happily.
"Whatever…You can just FORGET me drawing all over your grimy faces," Greenie shivered.
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"NEXT DARE- Saturnsmoons wants to lock TW AND PG IN DA CLOSET OF LOVE and ll and sg have to be stuck in the other one and one more for dream girl and cosmic boy," Greenie finished.
"That's horrible grammar AND capitalization!" Brainy chastised.
"Who cares?" Kell complained. "Did everyone forget about me?"
"Oh! I forgot about you," Greenie said. She snapped her fingers and three closets fell from the ceiling. Timber Wolf and Phantom Girl got locked in one, Saturn Girl and Lightning Lad got locked in another and Dream Girl and Cosmic Ape were in the last.
After sometime, each of the couples came out, holding their noses.
"If that's the closet of love, THEN LOVES STINKS!" Phantom Girl yelled.
"Have you ever heard of air freshener?" Dream Girl complained. "I got locked in that closet with a dumb sprockin' MONKEY!!"
"Whoops…Wrong closet," Greenie flashed a smile.
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"Anyway, here is your next dare- Sarcasticyetsexy wants Cosmic Boy you must make out with Night Girl, Lighting lad make out with DREAM GIRL.. Cham NO MORE BAT-CHAM!!" Greenie snapped her fingers.
"Another one?" Cosmic Boy asked. He shrugged.
A girl wearing black and purple walked into the room, squealing.
"OMIGAWD! You're COSMIC BOY!!" she yelled. She grabbed him and made out with him for a long, long, long time. The girl left, leaving Cosmic Boy dumbfounded and Dream Girl angry.
"Now you know how I felt!" Dream Girl and Lightning Lad said at the same time. They kissed right in front of Cosmic Boy and Saturn Girl.
"NO MORE BAT-CHAM!!" Bat-Cham cried out. He turned back into normal Cham and sulked into the shadows.
Saturn put her fat-free oreos down and attacked Dream Girl. "HE IS MINE!!" she yelled, clawing the poor girl.
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"Okay, NEXT DARE! JudeDeluca wants Triplicate Girl has to pull a complex bank heist, and then frame one of the other Legionnaires," Greenie smiled evilly.
"Synchronize watches!" White called out. The three of them huddled together and then hopped into an expensive car.
They drove to the Intergalactic Safe House and White took out her walkie-talkie. Purple dashed round the building as Orange threw a rope over. The two of them attached some suction cups to their limbs and scaled the side of the bank.
Once they were on the roof, White (the lookout) gave them a signal and Orange and Purple took out their nail file and cut a circle through the glass roof. They hopped inside, careful not to step on any ultra-sonic rays.
They used their gymnastics skills to hop over each security ray. Purple tossed Orange onto the glass case, who carefully opened it. She replaced the expensive decorative Faberge egg with a cardboard copy.
Purple and Orange climbed back to the roof of the building and removed their black masks. Then, after they were at ground level, they hopped into the getaway car and White slammed her foot down. They sped off back to the TV Studio, where Trip tossed the egg to Bouncy and went back to her original standing place.
"Wow! A chocolate egg, for me? Thanks!" Bouncing Boy started to the egg when the police walked in.
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"NEXT DARE!!" Greenie squealed. "DisasterCode7's little sister sent me this dare- I think that all the boys should dress up as Hannah Montana and sing "Nobody's Perfect." I also want all of the Legionnaires to be eleven and have pimples!"
"Eleven year olds have pimples?" Violet asked. "Isn't that a teenage thing?"
Greenie evilly snapped her fingers and every legionnaire was in a blonde wig, a sprock-tastic outfit and gaudy shoes.
"Nobody's Perfect!" Kell-El started as fireworks went off behind the legionnaires.
"I gotta work it!" Lightning Lad added.
"Again and again, till I get it right!" Phantom Girl sang.
"Nobody's Perfect!" Dream Girl yelled.
"You live and you learn it!" Violet added.
"And if I mess it up sometimes-"Timber Wolf sang.
"NOBODY'S PERFECT!!" Everyone yelled.
"Ahh!" Brainy looked in the mirror. "I've got pimples!"
"I'm short!" Kell-El noticed.
"I've got glasses!" Saturn Girl yelled. "I haven't had these since I was eleven!"
"AHH!!" they all screamed.
Greenie just laughed evilly.
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"NEXT DARE!" she said in a sing-song voice. "Pacerpaw wants Brainy must bake cookies and Timber Wolf has to show him."
"Uh…" Brainy started.
"First, you have to organize your ingredients," Timber Wolf explained.
Brainy nodded.
"Then, you have to mix these- See?" Timber Wolf showed him. "You try," Timber Wolf handed Brainy the bowl.
Brainy just dropped it.
"Brainy!" Timber Wolf scolded.
"Wouldn't it be easier just to BUY the cookies?" Brainy asked.
"But where's the fun in that?" Timber Wolf argued.
"QUIT ARGUIING!" Violet yelled. "Do ya'll want Skittles to start causing natural disasters, AGAIN?"
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"Here's the last dare. It's from doombunny13. Someone must reveal how many times the Legion cruiser was destroyed, and how many times was it Cham's or LL's fault. Also, I dare Greenie to eat a pink cupcake. I DOUBLE-DOGGY-DARE her to eat one," Greenie paled. "It's a good thing I don't have to follow the rules!"
"Um…that's classified information," Bouncing Boy started.
"We can't tell you…" Lightning Lad said bashfully.
"WE GO THROUGH TWELVE CRUISERS A WEEK!" Cham yelled out. He quickly clamped his mouth shut as he got angry glares from his teammates.
"It's Lightning Lad's fault about a third of the time and Cham's fault for the rest," Phantom Girl answered, lazily peeling her banana.
Timber Wolf snuck behind Greenie and shoved a pink cupcake in her face. Greenie's eyes widened as she fell to the ground, the color had left her face and her body was lifeless.
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EVIL CLIFFIE! I'm so mean…
Anyhoo, as ya'll probably noticed, I cut the dares down to a maximum of three a person. More than that is just a little TOO much.
I hope ya'll likey!
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