Disclaimer: I don't own LoSH…DUH!

Author's Note: So, here is the next chappie!

I got braces recently, so my mouth has been really, really, really sore. I've had some headaches and lightheadedness too. So…This chappie might not be too awesome, grammatically speaking.

Anyhoo, enjoy this chappie!

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"Let's go!" Timber Wolf urged. "We have to!"

"What about my baby?" Dream Girl asked, motioning to Cosmic Boy…er, Cosmic Ape.

Everyone looked at Cosmic Ape thoughtfully and then came to a unanimous solution.

"Eh," the Legion shrugged carelessly.

"We don't have much time!" Timber Wolf exclaimed.

The group dashed out of the studio, with security on their trail. The Legion managed to get to the front entrance, but was blocked by an unpredictable barrier.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" Greenie screamed.

"But you-there-cupcake-pink," Cham said confusedly.

"Grrr," Greenie growled. Her emerald eyes flared with anger.

"What are you doing here?" Saturn Girl asked her bewilderment evident. "You just fainted a few minutes ago!"

Greenie nodded her head knowingly. "I see…I think you guys got confused with my android," she explained.

Question marks popped up above every single person's head.

"What? Don't tell me I'm the only one who has an android to fill in for them when they're busy waxing their earlobes!" Greenie cried.

"Uh…" Brainy started.

"No matter," Greenie shrugged. She snapped her fingers and everyone was back in the studio.

The next day…

"Who's ready for some more dares?" Greenie yelled. Her fans cheered wildly.

"I thought so!" Greenie exclaimed. "Here's a dare from DeejaVu- I dare Saturn Girl to ignore Lightning Lad for an entire chapter," Greenie finished. She looked over at Saturn Girl and Lightning Lad.

The color had drained from Lightning Lad's face. He looked over at Saturn Girl, who was munching on a fat-free oreo.

"Imra!" Lightning Lad ran up to her. "Can I talk to you?"

Saturn Girl walked away, oblivious to Lightning Lad's hysterical attempts at getting her attention.

"IRMA!" Lightning Lad cried as he juggled beach balls on a unicycle.

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"Kattin dares the Legion to fight the Teen Titans!" Greenie exclaimed. She snapped her fingers and the Teen Titans appeared on stage.

"Where are we?" Starfire looked around innocently.

"The future," Greenie said as if it was ordinary knowledge.

Robin and Raven narrowed their eyes suspiciously.

"BOO YAH!" Cyborg high-fived Beast Boy.

"Friends!" Starfire looked over at the Legion. She poked Kell in the back. "I am Starfire. Who are you?" she asked kindly.

"AH!" Kell screamed as he encased Starfire in a green crystalline shell. She broke away angrily as her eyes turned green. She flew up and threw star-bolts at Kell. He started dodging them as he created more encasings.

"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" Raven cried as she threw a camera towards Phantom Girl. Phantom Girl turned intangible as the camera passed through her body.

"What did I ever do to you?" Phantom Girl asked angrily before pulling Raven's cape over her head. "HAH!" she said triumphantly.

"Dude! Cool powers!" Beast Boy said as he turned into a T-Rex and clawed at Cham.

"Thanks! You two!" Cham exclaimed as he fought Beast Boy.

In the distance, Superman was fighting Robin and Brainy was battling Cyborg. Starfire's star-bolts and Kell-El's crystalline went towards Greenie.

"STOP!" Greenie screeched. She snapped her fingers, sending the Titans back to the 21st Century.

"I thought green empowered you," Timber Wolf scratched his head.

"Oh yeah," Greenie smiled bashfully.

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"Bffl dares Cham to turn into a puppy for the rest of the show. PG has to drink a flask of green lava. Mia (OC) comes and has to confess that boys were silly and idiotic, plus slap Brainy," Greenie looked up from her papers.

Cham morphed into a puppy. Phantom Girl picked him up and cooed. "Now I have two puppies!" she exclaimed happily.

"Here," Brainy handed Phantom Girl a flask of green lava.

"I have to drink this?" she said, grossed out.

"You were dared to," Violet reminded her.

"Right…" Phantom Girl picked up the flask and took a little sip. Then she chugged it down. She smacked her lips before replying, "Tastes like chicken."

"Boys are silly and idiotic, plus slap Brainy," Mia confessed.

"I think you're supposed actually do it," Triplicate Girl advised.

"No, its says right here- confess 'plus slap Brainy'," Mia explained.

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"StormGirl415 dares Cham has to do an all-around gymnastics performance such as that performed in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Cosmic Boy has to go a whole chapter being called Mr.Pompous. Phantom Girl, Saturn Girl, Dream Girl, Triplicate Girl, and Shrinking Violet have to switch bodies...then kiss they're own crushes!" Greenie smiled evilly.

"How does a dog do gymnastics?" Superman asked. "And weren't the Beijing Olympics YEARS ago?"

"Okay…Skip the first dare, then," Greenie said.

"Mr. Pompous!" Dream Girl squat down, face-to-face with Cosmic Ape.

Cosmic Ape howled, jumping up and down angrily.

"I'm sorry, I mean Rok-Mr. Pompous," Dream Girl sighed. "Oh well," she shrugged.

"AHH!" Phantom Girl looked down at her body. She was in Saturn Girl's body. Saturn Girl, Triplicate Girl, Dream Girl and Shrinking Violet noticed the same thing.

"Uh oh," Dream Girl said slowly.

"What do we do?" Violet asked.

"I can't kiss Bouncy like this!" Trip motioned to Dream Girl's body.

"I think I send a mental projection to the guys, making them think you guys are in your original bodies," Saturn Girl suggested.

"What about you?" Phantom Girl asked.

Saturn Girl smiled. "I have to avoid Garth, remember?"

Saturn Girl cast the mental projection and then the girls quickly pecked the guys and soon enough, they had their own bodies.

"Party pooper," Greenie whined.

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"Okay everyone, last dare for the day. JudeDeluca dares Dream Girl to have to choose between Star Boy or Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad to laugh right in the face of Death as he's done in the comics when he was killed twice and came back both times, and for Bouncing Boy to star in an educational TV special "What To Do When Your Home Is Invaded By Chainsaw-Wielding Cannibals"," Greenie finished in one breath.

"Star Boy or Mr. Pompous…" Dream Girl said. "I can't decide. Star Boy is so frellin' cute, but monkeys are my favorite animals…"

Cosmic Ape was ANGRY…

"I'm so sorry! I meant apes," Dream Girl said. She thought for a minute. "I pick Colossal Boy!"

"WHAT?" Star Boy cried. "He wasn't even one of the choices!"

Suddenly, Kell appeared, dressed as the Grim Reaper.

"I am Death, you must laugh in my face," Kell said ominously.

"Is that you Kell?" Lightning Lad asked.

"Pay no heed to the incredibly gorgeous man inside this cloak," Kell warned.

Lightning Lad just chuckled. "I laughed, can you go now? You're starting to creep me out…"

"Alright kiddies!" Bouncing Boy exclaimed. "Gather 'round! This is the TV Special- "What To Do When Your Home Is Invaded By Chainsaw-Wielding Cannibals"," Bouncing Boy started. "My extensive knowledge of classic horror movies have enlightened me in the solution for this dilemma."

"Fight back?" one kid asked.

"Do you use your superpowers and sit on them?" another suggested.

"Perhaps you rewire their mechanisms," Brainy added.

"Nope, none of that stuff," Bouncy answered. "When your home is invaded by chainsaw-wielding cannibals, there is only one thing you can do- SCREAM!"

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"Thanks for joining us, folks!" Greenie thanked. "See ya'll again soon!"

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Sorry it's short, I didn't have very many dares.

Please leave a dare!