Anyway, thanks to Anonymouse and ArtiCallie, you guys rock the mutha fukin' story! I don't own Fair Tail. Revised some of it.

"CCCAAAANNNNAAAA, WHHHEEERRRREEEE AARRREEE YOOOUUUU?" The blue haired book worm called walking down the guild's hall to the secret beer chamber, slightly stumbling over her feet. The solid script mage was drunk, if you could guess. Mira and Cana spiked people's punch and Levy's being one of them. Mira was hoping that she might get together some couples today. Back to the story, Levy was in search of the card mage to tell her off. What the fuck? Is she in there? Levy thought touching the wall as she opened the door, she poked her head inside. She saw Cana, without a top on beside a guy who passed out, still drinking.

"YOOOO! CANNAAAA, YOU STILL DRINKINNN YOUUUU DRUNKARDDDD BAAASSTTAARRRRDDDD!" Levy shouted giggling swaying over to where Cana was on the ground. The guy, who was passed out, got up and left, woken up by the loud drunk girl.

"Haaaayyyyy, Levvvvyyyy wannnntttt sommmmeee" Cana questioned loudly grinning holding a bottle of sake out to the drunk bookworm who now stood beside her.

"YEEEEAAAAHHHHH, SHHHHAAAARREEE CCCCAAAANNNNAAAA!" The blunette answered while plopping down beside the brunette. She blushed as Cana drank her boobs flopped around. That caused Levy to giggle. Cana put the bottle down with a elated smile.

"Heerrrreeeee, lllllleeevvvvvvyyyyyy" She handed the blunette a bottle of Master's 'special' whine.

"AAAAAAwwww thhhhhaaaannnnnkkkkssss" Levy slurred taking the bottle with a grin. She popped open the top and started gulping. AAAAhhhhh, that hit the spot Levy thought putting it down and wiped the excess off on her shirt.

"So Levy, howzit goin' wit yourr metal boooo" Cana garbled with bitterness in her voice.

"Itz goin grrrreatt! He has a huge d*** which hez savin' fo Lazuz" She replied happily giggling. Cana spit out her drink, on Levy's shirt in surprise. Levy chuckled and threw it over her head. Cana watched and thought What the fuck, she's this drunk?!.

Yeah, she was completely stoned. The bookworm giggled as she noiced Cana's eyes and looked down as she realized she still had on Lu-chan's bra, which was a thousand times too big for her. She had to put it on for a punishment from Macao. Cause alll the guys wanted to see Lu-chan's boobs.

"I can see your boobz"

"Ok I'll tak it ov"

"W-Wait thatz not wha I meant"

It was too late Levy had already unhooked it and it fell to the floor. Cana's face flushed red and grabbed her drink and drunk some more. Levy giggled and drunk her bottle.

"Hayyyyy, Cana, you're pretty why dont you hav a boo" Levy inquired quite intoxocated as she was finishing her drink.

"I like someone but I don know ifff dey like meh back" The girl in question countered slamming the bottle on the ground with a clink and Cana had a sad look on her face Levy noticed.

"Don be sad cuz I tink your very sezy ifff I had a d*** I would be hard and would take advantage of you" Levy comforted offering the drunk brunette a sip of a new bottle she opened with a smile.

"Welllll damn, I think da same bout you" Cana spoke unclearly leaning over and mingling their breath and pressed a soft kiss on her lips. Levy gasped at the softness of her lips and closed her eyes as she grabbed the back of the brunette's head and pulled it down. Cana gasped, she felt liquid on her tongue and swollowed, Levy grinned as she poured the liquid down her current lover's throat. She watched as some of it trailed down the brunette's chin and slowly down her neck, finally in between her breast.

"I cant hep myselfff" Levy muttered before dragging her tongue in between her chest, lightly. Cana moaned feeling Levy's tongue run up inbetween her boobs and up her neck and up her chin up to press a kiss on her lips lightly. Levy's tongue lit little sparks across the skin she touched. Levy trailed her tongue back down to her neck and peppered it with light kisses. Levy nipped at the drunkards neck, who kept mewing and gasping; Levy found the spot when Cana squealed and bit down hard, Cana bit her lip to stop her cry as pleasure washed over her. Levy then swiped her tongue across the area. She pulled her head away ignoring Cana's whimper and admired her work.

"I waz rite you taste delishious" Levy remarked grinning

"MMhhhmmm" Cana commented blushing, "Wanna come to my house?" She asked

"Yep, lets go" Levy stood with a grin and agreed

"Wait your zhirt" Cana cautioned once she exited out the window more like tumbling. Levy giggled and threw it over her head and Levy handed Cana a bra, cause thats basically like what she wears all the time anyway. They begin walking to Cana's house which was a few steps away.

"Caaannaa when'd you get suchh big boobs?" Levy mentioned pouting, Cana blushed as they reached the door,

"I can do alot with those two" She observed, Cana's blush was as bright as Erza's hair as she pulled key from her pocketbook. She opened the door and let them in as she noticed Levy was still mumbling stuff about big boobs.

"Alrigh, dis iz a zeket, okay"

"Yeah, our secret" Levy corrected before going off to very adult like things.

BAM! Done! Hmph, I did a pretty good damn job in my opinion. Well did you enjoy? Yah? No? Review pweese and tell me so!