Disclaimer: Who cares about these things? Why do you need to know I don't own LoSH? I own Louise Laine and Greenie. Volcano Lad belongs to Bffl, Sand Storm is property of DisasterCode7 and LoSH is owned by DC Comics.

Author's Note: Thanks a bunch to Killer-Chan/Deathgirl456! She wrote the introduction and the entire last dare (which is a lot). I just formatted it and, uh… censored it a little. I know I said I'm against OCs based on yourselves cuz that's Greenie's shtick, but I felt uber bad about hurting her feelings…Anyhoo, without her help, this chappie might not have ever been up. :D

The reason I haven't updated in a while is because I'm suffering from a terrible disease. Doctors call it Magniphoricacidicallergenicworkiphobia Disease, but normal people call it laziness. It's highly contagious. Joking aside, school's more demanding that ever and things have just been a lot harder in general.

I tried a new writing style, writing in the present tense (something I never do and usually get busted for it at school). Tell me what you think!

Anyway, this update is something really close to me. Before I posted this, I had archived 97,506 words. This chappie (around 3300 words) breaks the 100,000 word line and I'm utterly thrilled!

Thanks to everyone who has helped with the fic. Without you R&Rs, it wouldn't have gotten so far.

Warning: Just the usual warnings, some mild language.

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Greenie goes over her dares, piles and piles of hand written dares by her countless of fans. She freezes when she reads a "certain" one.

"Crap." she mutters to herself.

"Oh so many fans are going to kill me for this..." Greenie says to herself as she slumps herself onto the nearest chair.

"Why, because you let me on the show?"

Greenie jumps and stares in fear, as she saw a silhouette she knew too well.

"How the heck did you get back stage?!"

The mysterious girl smirks and fluts her hair.

"It wasn't that hard. I used the backdoor, you forgot to lock it."

"Oh." Greenie said. She turned to an intern and yells, "I thought I told you guys TO LOCK THE DOORS!"

Greenie turned back to her 'friend'. "So I guess you want to meet-"

"Not yet." The mysterious girl said as her leopard ears and tail shown.

"I want to meet them on stage."

"No way in he-"

"TODAY."

Greenie went pale at the sight of the angry leopard lady.

"But first, I must put on my costume."

Greenies eyes went to fear to confusion quickly. "Costume? What Costume?"

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"It's so good to see you, folks!" Greenie waves to her cheering audience.

The Legion stands behind her. Timber Wolf leans towards Phantom Girl.

"Greenie's pissed," he says to her. "You can just smell it."

"Great," Phantom Girl mumbles.

"FIRST DARE!" Greenie announces. "Stormgirl415 dares Cosmic Ape to turn back to normal and dares Volcano Lad to come back and take Greenie on a date to a nice restaurant and he has to be totally civil," Greenie finishes enraged.

Greenie snaps her fingers and Cosmic Boy returns to his normal self.

"Heya babe!" Volcano Lad walks into the studio.

"How did you get here?" Greenie asks perplexed.

"You left the back door open," Volcano Lad replies.

"GET. OUT." Greenie enunciates each word VERY clearly.

"Come on, you're not going to deny your audience a dare, are you?" Sean grins.

Greenie turns towards her spectators, "Fine," she mumbles.

The interns and stunt doubles rush to put together a romantic table for two. After a few seconds, the lights start to move around, trying to shine on the table.

After shining on Brainy's painful transformation into a werewolf, and Saturn Girl and Lighting Lad making out, the lights finally focus on the frilly table.

"Shall we?" Volcano Lad says romantically.

"Fine," Greenie grumbles.

The two sit down and Greenie starts to look at the menu. After they decide what to eat, Superman approaches the table.

"What will it be?" he asks in his 'waiter suit' with a table cloth folded on his arm.

"I'll take a steak," Volcano Lad answers.

"I'll have the spaghetti alfredo dish," Greenie hands Superman the menus.

Timber Wolf swiftly works to cook the food and Saturn Girl places it on the table.

Volcano Lad picks up his fork and knife and begins to cut his steak very politely. Greenie on the other hand tilts her plate of spaghetti towards her mouth and slurps the food.

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"Next. Dare." Greenie says angrily. "Bffl dares VL to actually dance with Greenie and get Cham to date Mia and PG and TW to kiss while taking photos of Greenie and VL dancing."

"Wow, aren't we TV's hottest couple," Sean says smoothly. Greenie starts to twitch in anger.

Again, the interns and stunt doubles rush to create the perfect atmosphere for Greenie and Sean's dance.

"How are we supposed to kiss and take pictures at the same time?" Phantom Girl asks.

"Beats me," Timber Wolf answers.

Volcano Lad snaps his fingers and suddenly he's in a tuxedo and Greenie is wearing a long, flowing, off-the-shoulder green dress with her hair up and emerald earrings.

"SEAN!" she yells.

"Yes?" he puts a hand on her waist and grabs her other hand as he leads them into a waltz.

"My show. My finger snapping!" Greenie says irately.

Off to the side, Cham and Mia are laughing and Timber Wolf and Phantom Girl are attempting to kiss and take pictures at the same time.

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"Next dare everyone," Volcano Lad announces.

Greenie walks up to him and pushes him off the stage. Volcano Lad lands in an old man's lap.

"Sorry about that, guys," Greenie apologizes. "JudeDeluca dares either LL or Cham to eat the thing they made in Avearia's picture. Or better yet… both!"

Both Lighting Lad and Cham slowly start to back away. Greenie smiles her evil smile.

"'Bout time," she grins as she snaps her fingers. Colorful slop falls from the ceiling and lands on Lightning Lad and Cham.

"Eat up!" Greenie exclaims.

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"LadyGuardianofKeondes dares Little Skittles to blow up Brainy's lab, dares Carlos- Saturn Girl's little brother to take possession of Garth's body and force him to kiss Saturn Girl. She also dares Brainy to give Violet some chocolate and after she's ate them, he kisses her," Greenie declares.

"AWE-some!" Skittles jumps up in excitement.

She walks to the end of the stage where Brainy has set up a makeshift lab during their time trapped in the studio. Skittles grabs a water bottle and pours it all over Brainy's potassium carbonate. Faster than you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Brainy's lab went BOOM!

Off to the side, Carlos is standing next to Ayla. "Watch this!"

Carlos closes his eyes and concentrates deeply.

"Ah! What's happening-" Lightning Lad yells as he flies through the air but is interrupted by Saturn Girl's lips touching his.

"Nice," Ayla giggles.

"I got you some chocolate Vi," Brainy says as he rubs the back of his neck nervously.

"Thanks Brainy," Violet laughs, throwing in a snort. She gobbles the chocolate, and then lightly kisses Brainy. "Skit blew up your lab again," Violet informs before walking away.

Brainy could only groan as he threw his face in his hands.

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"DisasterCode7 has a dare!" Greenie states, in slightly a better mood than before. "She dares… Sand Storm," Greenie groans, "to come in."

"Greenie!" Sandy walked into the studio.

"Sandy!" Greenie grumbles. "How did you get in my studio?" Greenie asks irately.

"Oh," Sandy starts. "You left your back door open."

"Excuse me for a second," Greenie turns towards the people backstage. "WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LEAVING THE BACK DOORS OPEN?"

"What's with you?" she laughed.

"Oh nothing," Greenie rolled her eyes. "I just ran into an 'old friend', then I was dared to eat and dance with Sean, and now you're here, with a pink projectile behind your back aiming for me, right now, aren't ya?"

"Sprock," Sandy says as she drops the pink stuffed animal.

"Think fast!" Greenie throws a green water balloon at her, making her sopping wet.

"GREENIE!" Sandy screams.

"Man," Greenie turns towards the audience with her thumb pointing to Sandy. "Don't cha just miss this kinda stuff?"

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"FanGirlsRuinEverything dares the entire Legion to fight Imperiex and his entire army at the same time, while "Duel of the Fates" is playing. Secondly, Greenie, the Science police have surrounded the studio, and demand that one member of the Legion be realized at the end of chapter. If you use your powers to get yourself out of this predicament, they will open fire," Greenie finishes slowly.

"Uh oh," Greenie says.

"YES!" the whole Legion exclaims.

"Prepare for your doom, Legion of Superheroes!" Imperiex and his army burst in through the wall.

"NOT THE WALL!" Greenie cries.

"Duels of the Fates" begun to play as everyone got in battle positions. From softer music it got louder and louder.

Kell flies into Imperiex, knocking him off his feet and other legionnaires tackle the army.

The music grows to a crescendo as the battle gets more and more intense. Finally, Imperiex takes the final punch and falls to the floor. The music softens as the army along with Imperiex retreat. Or at least that's what the Legion thought…

"Greenie, this is Science Police! We've surrounded the studio! You must give us a legionnaire-"

"Yeah, yeah," Greenie rolls her eyes. "Why do you want one anyway?"

"I hear they taste good between to sandwich buns," the Chief of the Science Police replies.

"Whatever," Greenie shrugs. "You guys can have… Blok."

"Who's that?" Cosmic Boy asks.

"Exactly," Greenie answers.

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"Caristonie~loshfan dares Brainy to eat an entire plate FULL of chocolate chip cookies," Greenie says.

"Wow… That's sorta easy…" Lightning Lad comments. "A LOT easier than eating that gunk…" he shudders.

"Cookies? I don't really like cookies…" Brainy starts.

"So?" Greenie scoffs.

"Whatever," Brainy mumbles. Greenie snaps her fingers and a warm, inviting plate of choco-chunk cookies are sitting in front of Brainy.

Brainy shrugs before reaching for the cookies.

-Five Minutes Later-

"Chocolate is my life!" Brainy squeals in a high, girly voice. He belches. "Oh, excuse me," Brainy giggles lightheartedly.

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"Ok this next dare goes against everything I stand for," Greenie starts. "Killer-Chan dares herself to make a guest appearance. I-" Greenie says but is rudely interrupted by the certain crash through her ceiling!

The crash made a mess as well as a ton of dust and smoke filled the stage. The LOSH team, Greenie and the audience coughed wildly.

"What the hell!?" Greenie spat, but dust was sucked in the back of her throat and coughed harsher.

The dust cleared, a shadowy figure reveals slightly, Kell-El squints his eyes to see clearly. The figure was crouched down on one leg with her head bowed and her fist punching the stage floor.

She slowly rises up and faces forward smirking and swayed her right hip to the side.

"YOU COULDN'T ENTER THE STAGE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON COULD YOU?!" Greenie shouts in anger, she looked up and gaped at the massive hole in her ceiling. Shocked beyond belief and her eye twitched in anger. "WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE RUINING MY SET!?!?!"

"Hey, I thought a dramatic entrance would be better," says Killer-Chan with a sheepish grin.

Greenie's eyes narrowed and turned red from anger, as she grit her teeth. "That includes destroying my stage?!!?"

Killer-Chan shrugs and sticks her tongue at Greenie. "AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?"

Killer-Chan was wearing, well what it looked like, a female Imperiex costume.
She wore a golden breast plated armor with the same matching designs as Imperiex, a pair of silky arm length black gloves with gold trimming, a frilly black mini skirt with large red swords on each side on her hip, gold and black knee high boots and a red feathered hair clip to match perfectly with her bobish hair cut and spikes at the back.

"OH...my god...!" Kell-El screams in horror as soon as he saw Killer-Chan. He runs behind Greenie. "Greenie, I thought you said you don't allow fan girls on the stage?!"

Greenie smiles evilly and shrugs. "Well, you shouldn't have made Killer-Chan cry then."

Kell stares at Killer-Chan in guilt. "I...made you cry?"

Killer-Chan shows a hurtful expression. "Yeah. You said you hated me and-" Killer-Chan chokes as she feels tears in her eyes.

"Aw man Kell you made your own fan cry! That's harsh dude!" Chameleon Boy comments as he shakes his head. Kell-El flinches as he saw little tears forming out of her eyes.

Her leopard ears fell innocently and her tail drooped. "Don't cry Killer-Chan," Greenie sympathized as she put her hand on her comrade's shoulder.

"Looks like Kell is going to lose a fan," Phantom Girl chimes.

"Wow. Fan girls are a lot sensitive than I thought," Brainy examines.

"Okay, I don't normally do this, but I'm s-s-s-s-sorr-sorr-" Kell stutters

"SPIT IT OUT!" Greenie yells.

"I'm sorry," Kell-El says as he hangs his head downward. He took in a deep breath and embraces Killer-Chan with a hug.

The audience begins to have yellow glints in their eyes. They grumble in jealousy. They began to find the nearest weapon they could find and growled fiercely.

Killer-Chan hiccupped and muttered "I am not… (hic) sad about that…"

Greenie and Kell look at Killer-Chan's shaking body.

"I'M SPROCKIN' FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The sudden burst a rage sent Kell and Greenie flying back in fear as Killer-Chan's body glows red in anger. "You…wimp!"

Kell looks back in shock "E-Excuse me??"

"BE A MAN! So what if their dares? Big sprocking whoop! It is over in 3 minutes and you are probably going to think back and laugh about it! It even would be a great story to tell in future times! Stop seeing this damn burden!" Killer-Chan inspirable shouts.

Kell narrows his eyebrows "Hey, you're the one who makes them-"

"Perverted? Yeah, so? The fan girls seemed to like it and you all had a good laugh?"

"You made me strip in my boxers and swing my clothes in the air while I ran 30 laps around the stage and that one about us guys turning into girls, wearing make up and cross genders!" Kell shouts in annoyance.

"Oh c'mon honey, you guys were asking for it! I cannot be the only fan girl who thought that right?" Killer-Chan asks as she faced questioning.

The audience mumbles in agreement.
"Besides, you looked stunning as a woman." Killer-Chan grins seductively.

"I-I did?" Kell-El replies, blushing.

Killer-Chan nods in agreement.

"But, um, I am sorry. Is there anyway I can make it up to you?" Kell asks.

"Those are mighty dangerous words there, Kell," Greenie calls out as she was hiding from Killer-Chan's anger behind the screen curtain.

Killer-Chan smiles deviously and her ears perked up and her tail swished to side to side happily.

"Anything?" chimes Killer-Chan. Kell flinches and starts to regret his words.

"Can I have a kiss on the lips please…" Killer-Chan asks sweetly as she bashs her eyelashes at him.

Kell blushes deep red and coughs in embarrassment.

"And from Timber Wolf too!" Killer-Chan adds.

Timber Wolf perks up and gawps "Why me?" he squeaks. Phantom Girl fumes in anger.

"Because you and Kell are one of my favorites and Timby, you are one very, very sexy wolf man!" Killer-Chan chirps.

A blush develops beneath Timber Wolf's grey fur cheeks.

Kell took a deep breath and quickly locked lips with Killer-Chan.

"Oh my god! He actually did it!" gasps Triplicate Girl; in shock she grasped both her cheeks.

"Wow I didn't think he would do it…" Superman said in astonish.

"Me neither!" Louise appears out of nowhere, her seethe obvious. Louise boiled as she walks over to Kell and Killer-Chan.

Greenie coughs and says "Your overdoing this don't you think, Killer-Chan?"

Kell uncapped his lips with hers, whom the girl was smiling very happily with a wobbly smile plastered on her face.

"C'mon Wolf man, your turn." Lightning Lad said as he pushed Timber Wolf towards Killer-Chan. Timber Wolf scratched his neck and looked nervous.

"I don't think so," Phantom Girl spat.

Killer- Chan leaped onto Timber Wolf, wrapping her arms round his neck and planted a passionate kiss on his lips. Phantom Girl burst in anger and began to charge at the kissing two. The other legionnaires all gather to hold her back, they all struggled from her frantic kicks and tugging.

Killer-Chan releases her lips from Timber Wolf and grins. "I always wanted to do that." Killer-Chan let go and skipped away, feeling incredibly happy.

"You are so abusing this, aren't you?" Greenie questions as she perked an eyebrow at the happy leopard girl.

"Mayyyybe."

Greenie rolls her eyes and shakes her head.

"Ah that reminds me, your dare…" Greenie says as she scrambles through her pockets to find the dare.

Greenie clears her throat and reads the last sentence on the datapad.

"From Killer-Chan: Lightning Lad must wear a pink frilly maid's outfit, curtsey, be polite and serve everyone tea," Greenie grins evilly and Lightning lad stood there in shock.

"WHAT!"

With the click of Greenies fingers Lightning Lad was in a pink frilly maids outfit, his dress very poky and covered with pink and white ribbons with white bows with a matching head garnet and apron, he also wore white knee high socks and pink shoes.
Lightning lad was also holding a silver tray with a pot of tea.

"WHAT THE SPROCK?" Lightning Lad screams as he blushes.

"My, don't you look smashing, my dear." Saturn Girl giggles as the rest of the Legion burst out laughing.

"Ahem. Lightning Lad, the dare ALSO said you have to be POLITE." Greenie smirks, but starts to falter. She goes pale just by looking at the outfit, feeling sick in the pit of her stomach. Lightning Lad went closer to Greenie and smiled deviously.

"Care for some tea madam?" Lightning Lad spewed in struggle; Greenie turned much paler, her eyes rolled the back of her head and fell back wards making a hard thump on the floor.

"That's…it…time…for you…to…GO!" Greenie says sickly, struggling to lift her hand and snapped her fingers.

"I would run," Louise threatens.

"Right…" Killer-Chan rolls her eyes. Louise's eyes flash angrily.

"My darling daughter!" Imperiex cried out as he entered the stage.

"Uh…who?" Killer-Chan questioned, looking at Imperiex like he was insane.

"I have finally found you! Now with my wisdom and conquering the universe, we will be unstoppable, like any loving father-"

Killer Chan uses one of her swords, knocks Imperiex out and kicks him off the stage.

"I'm out of here! Thanks for everything Greenie!" Killer-Chan chirps as she leapt in the air back up the hole in the ceiling where she came from.

Imperiex wakes up, franticly looks around and leaps after his "daughter".

"Sweetie come back! We have to destroy the Legion!" Imperiex cries out to his "daughter" until he disappeared through the ceiling.

"Well, that was disturbing." Kell said as Timber Wolf nodded in agreement as he sipped his tea

Greenie groaned as she weakly sat up straight…"Never…again!"

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