Hey guys, sorry for slaking but we had a lovely snow day so I figured its time to put an idea I've had for a while now, into action. I apologize for the youngins that might reading this. It might scarr you for life... but you started it, gotta end it, ya coward!

I don't own Fairytail cuz if I did there would be romance and then it would be some kind of a twisted love story. Be glad I don't.

Enjoy my lovely plushies!

"Lisanna, I have something to show you" The red head beauty announced grabbing her arm with a serious expression. Lisanna's bluish gray eyes worried as she was dragged out of her own party. I hope she can calm HER Erza thought with a frown as they went out the back door to Fairy Hills. The white haired maged wondered what the red haired beauty had to show her that was so important that she had to leave her own party for it. She looked at her wrist with the warm, small but strong pale fingers wrapped around it.

"Erza-san, what is it?" She questioned heat flooding her cheeks as the white haired girl followed her to the front of Erza's house she thought. Erza pulled the white haired beauty flush against her dress clad body. Lisanna's heart started pounding like when she first liked Natsu. Erza nodded at Lisanna before wrapping her arm around her waist and she let a small squeak escape her lips before Erza jumped up. Lisanna squealed again, closing her eyes tight and wrapping her arms around her Erza's neck. She leaned her her soft head in between the red heads neck and shoulder, the red head took in a sharp in take of breath before landing on the balcony.

"Lisanna, we're here" Erza declared softly, keeping her arms around the short beauty's body. Lisanna lifted her head from her spot on Erza-san's neck and opened her eyes tentatively and looked around before, hestitantly removing her arms from the red haired beauty.

"Wait, Erza-san, Lisanna-san" A voice said from above them, Erza immediately dropped her hands. Their heads snapped up to see the young cute little girl with blue hair hovering in the air. Erza felt her heart speed up unintentionally. Nobody would've guessed that the serious, mature red haired beauty would be a Lolicon. Its just the way kids are so innocent and sweet not to mention they're always honest... so cute. Thats the only way Erza can describe it. She finally landed, she brought Erza out of her Lolicon thoughts.

"I-I-I'm sorry, I just wanted to see what was wrong" Wendy apologized bowing in front of them with a slight frown on her face. Why did Erza leave with Lisanna? the little girl thougt as she followed them with curiosity rushing through her little cute head. Erza looked at Wendy seriously.

"Wendy, its wrong to follow people" The red head chatisized crossing her arms, secretly thinking how cute Wendy looks apologizing. Lisanna smiled at the child sensing that her childhood friend was more than a bit infactuated with the cute little girl.

"Its okay, she was just worried" The white haired beauty defended lightly with a reassuring smile to the little girl.

"EEEERRRRRR-CHHAANNNN!" A girl sing songed from inside the room that they were in front of. Wendy's and Lisanna's eyes widen in recognition and Erza flinched with a grimance on her unusually schooled features.

"ERRRRR-CHAN?" The voice echoed, the worry evident on her face as Erza opened the door before any of them could say another word. The sight they saw killed any innocence they had. Poor Wendy.

Lisanna's mouth was agape as she saw her older sister, drunk. Her sister waved, her hand had white stuff on it. Her hair was all over head like she just woke up from some insanely hot sex. Lisanna smirked at that thought, as she stared at her sister. Her pink dress was ripped, her chest was open and was bouncing with all the movement of her sister. The bottom half of her dress was ripped straight off her, her panties were gone, her legs folded as she stood on her knees and that same white stuff was dripping from the 'area' and down her thighs. Her other hand was gripping a bottle of beer. Wendy gasped, blushed and then everything went black for her. Erza stared at Wendy a second then glanced at both the Stratus sisters and removed Wendy into her living room while shutting the door

"Mira-chan, that was wonderful, want a round two?" A man commented laying on floor with his shirt on and his pants at his knees and his 'thing' flopping out. Lisanna felt her anger swell as she raced over to the guy on the ground and grabbed his by the collar and began dragging him to the balcony and kicking him out and locked the balcony door. How dare he do that with my sister Lisanna thought shaking slightly from the anger flowing through her veins.

"Awwww, Lissy pooh why'd you do that?" Her older sister whined while bringing the bottle up to her lips and chugging some of the liquid down. Lisanna's eyes widened in confusion as she heard the new nick name.

"Mira-nee, are you okay?" Lisanna asked as her beautiful sister stopped drinking and bowed her head, stood up on the bed and jumped in front of Lisanna silencing her of anymore questioning. Mira smiled

"Take off your clothes" She demanded with a sweet smile still gripping the bottle.

"Mira-nee, I d-" Lisanna tried taking a step back.

"I didn't fucking ask, you're doing it one way or another" Mira remarked silently, head still bowed. Lisanna's mouth fell to the ground as she stared at her sister.

"I will not fucking repeat myself" Mira proclaimed before chugging again then stopping and glaring at her younger sister for not listening her. She snapped her mouth closed and began taking off her shoes.

Why's she like this?

Is it the alchohols fault?

Damnnnnn, shits about to get real! Poor Lissy pooh! Thanks for the follows and faves. You wonderful sons of bitches. I'm kidding. I love you all! But don't tell my wife, Zareya or my mistress, Jessie or they'll probably jump me then argue over who I loved the most.

Until next time,

My lovely little otakus